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cara

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MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL

>>53570005
Was made for big Dutch cock

>>53569938
oi fuck off with the spoilers cunt, i haven't finished it yet, but yeah it's called "All This Mayhem"

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>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-jersey-29530882

IT NEVER GETS OLD

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>>53570015
>>53570038

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/video/2016/jan/13/marlon-james-are-you-racist-video

Are you racist? 'No' isn't a good enough answer

every time i try to make a new thread a few pages early around this time i get stopped dead in my tracks by the janny

it's like he has it out for me personally

Azusa

>>53570040
Wonder what the sheikh is doing now tbH

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>>53569995
not bad

planning a wank

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1r_55nBlQA
POST CHOONS
>>53570058
YOU HAVE TO BE ANTI-RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

JANNY IS GOING TO GO BALLISTIC

>>53570040
what's funny?

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Kyazzer pazzer pazzer

>>53570079
that forehead
that chin

kevs got a friend lads

having a cackle at that drunk lad going HAM about some lads breakfast

who /1142/ here

>>53570109
how new are you?

>>53570109
hownew.ru

do you not remember the sheikh?

>>53570058
>Hey anon are you racist?
>no mate why?
>no isn't a good enough answer
>right then my answer is yes, yes i am racist

>>53570109
newfags are just as worse as the yanks

having an imagine

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>who /1142/ here

>>53570160
fuck off JF
>>53570150
>>53570149
new to int

got my willy out

>>53570173
ken oath legs for days

>>53570058

Best start being Anti-gay then lads. Shame because i like cute boys

want to start injecting heroin

doing my job

>>53570173
me on the right

>>53570189
but familiar with reddit ay lad?

>>53570189
fuck off newfag, i've got half a mind to fucking tan you, you fucking pathetic skrub.

whats this 1142 gimmick lads.

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>>53570189
fair enough la, he was some kid from jersey posing as a muslim convert terrrorist(we thought he was an elaborate troll)

someone reported him to the jersey police and he got arrested, he got probation using the "aspergers defence"

>>53570224
'no'

>>53570173
her legs look like theyre about to snap

>>53570234
that's the number of times all the normie twats here have collectively had sex

>>53570058
but i AM a racist

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laughing at the pooftas attempting to cyberbully someone for not being here for as long as they have

My breath seriously smells horrific in the morning, this will deffo be an issue when I get a gf

cant bait the sheikh

>>53570265
seems a bit low for anyone > 25 alone

let alone the whole gaggle of normies here tbqfh

>>53570231
>mfw I can't take any aussies seriously again after 1142

>>53570234
>>53568775
>>53568781
>>53568858
>>53568870
>>53568911

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>whats this 1142 gimmick lads.

*smiles warmly at the camera*

>>53570173

>touching his face with those grubby, fake tan stained, fishy hands

triggered

>>53570299
don't blame you tbqh, that poster is a national disgrace

>>53570289
>floss
>scrape tongue
>brush teeth/mouth thoroughly with electric brush
>gargle toothpaste

apart from this not much else you can, this will minimize the dog breath tho lad

wow tony hawk is a bit of a scumbag

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>>53570311

>>53570289
when i lost my virginity to my oneitis it was in the morning after i slept round hers on a night out, she kept kissing me and im sure my breath must have been absolutely ponging

Alright, who's got my Maroon 5 CDs?

/brit/

having a wank

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reminder that muslims are good lads

>>53570383
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

>>53570299
there are at LEAST 2 tall sexy funny lads (Jordan and Ed) who are tall and fearless when it comes to danger, very handsome, valiant, kind hearted lads and they have a fantastic sense of humour but if you ever get in their faces.....boy have you got trouble on your hands.... im telling you this lads can RUMBLE

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>>53570383
SEE MAN ON THE FIELD FLYIN HIS KITE

>>53570410
permz

>>53570342

Hmm. Bit of a weird that considering only 480 Muslims are in the British army. hmmmmm

>>53570382

bit triggered by this post

>>53570383
aint gettin em back brah

>>53570367

your not watching that doc about those druggy skater bros who went to america and got BTFO are you?

>>53570406
are those pork sausages lmao????

>moments/corbynites say terrorists aren't representative of all muslims
>but these muslims somehow are representative

>>53570383
traded them for some coldplay cds
*gives them to you*

>NSDAP
>DAP
>doing a poo
Coincidence?

>>53570444
why m8

>>53570406
>big group in the middle east (birthplace of islam) isnt representive
>4 muslims cooking sausages are

job search feels hopeless

>>53570506
>CCCP
>CP
>child porn
Coincidence?

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>>53570506
do you think hitler pooped

>>53570506
>NSDAP
>DA SNP
coincidence?

>>53570510

because I'm a virgin and my oneitis wishes I was dead

lads if you fancy a laugh look at this thread

>>>/pol/60963554

>>53570406
>>53570491
>>53570515
Are we really doing this again?

>>53570528
Hmmm...

>>53570484
yeah i am, why?

feels good to know that if everyone who's ever posted on /brit/ EVER had a huge royal rumble fight that I would come out victorious.

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>>53570547

MDAP (might do a poo) lads

>>53570543
if its any consolation she stopped talking to me after because she didnt want a proper relationship

>>53570586
You wish pal

>>53570547
Muslims are a peaceful peoples.

fuck everybody in this thread

>>53570586
id remove your chin in one exchange

>>53570609
HAGO (Have a good one)

>>53570545

He's right

disgusting to think there is a literal paki sat festering behind his computer posting itt right now

>>53570586
i'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces

>>53570642
isn't it "the honorable member"?

>>53570647
Then he'd only have two left

>>53570565

it's pretty good tbf, love old skating stuff like that

>>53570586

I'd rock bottom you through a table lad

>>53570586
i'd win lid
would run away the quickest

having a go

>>53570666
well aren't you a racist person

>>53570668
yeah well i'm the most alcoholic man in australia top that cunt

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>>53570657
this

(foy)

New Thread

>>53562975
>>53562975
>>53562975

>>53570545
Yanks are so laughably delusional. I wish they would all fuck off forever.

>>53570696
I was pretty nippy running the 100m in school lad, reckon I could take you

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>>53570342
>I think I was the muslim medic in the helicopter

>>53570709
disgusting to think there is are two literal pakis sat festering behind their computers posting itt right now

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>>53570586

>implying i couldnt HEEM everyone on /int/

>>53570744
i dont know m8 played rugby for atleast a month in HIGH SCHOOL

>>53570670
both are used but in different contexts.

>>53570586
lad, one fucking glance from me and your chin would be extradited first class to the fucking moon

>>53570729
That thread is full of Autism

No wonder yanks come to this thread. I now understand.

>>53570732
Who'd make your halo games then dormers?

>>53570690
Yeah it's great, starting to get a bit sad towards the end though.

The director of the All This Mayhem also made a pretty good documentary called JISOE which was about an Australian graffiti artist that was a bit of a drop kick, but it was interesting and worth a watch if you wanna check it out; that's how I found the documentary I'm watching now.

>>53570794
I thought /brit/ was bad, what a fucking shambles

>>53570732
don't ever reply to me again rafi

>>53570790
What position? I imagine half of you dutch lads are locks.

>tfw interview for a 28k a year job next week
>still live with my parents and pay no rent or anything

wew lads i'll be able to afford to get a new car, go on holidays, all types of shit if i get it

>>53570802
Not Dormers. I only play quality British games like Worms Armageddon, Populous and Black and White.

>>53570729
>enter /cum/
>full of swedes
Guess their love of sperm lead them to a general called cum haha

>>53570835
how would half of them be locks you melon, there's only two on a team

>>53570851
>still live with my parents
you may be wealthy after that but it's gotta be soul destroying living with your rents after 18

>>53570851
dw you wont

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>>53570586
> feels good to know that if everyone who's ever posted on /brit/ EVER had a huge royal rumble fight that I would come out victorious.

>>53570851
>not investing your money in your amazing Business idea
Warren Buffett wouldn't be impressed la

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>>53570872
>Worms Armageddon, Populous and Black and White.

>>53570835
no idea what it was called but i was meant to protect the tiniest guy who always had the ball
wasn't very serious just with other schools in the area

C O C K S

weird how yanks are always about the present

most don't really like Obama but they're all talking about who might replace him right now and Bush is like a distant memory

meanwhile the average person here probably still holds very strong views about Thatcher and Blair and still blames the past for our predicament

>>53570911
>i was meant to protect the tiniest guy who always had the ball
flanker?

Excuse me, can I please talk to you for a minute?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg

>>53570960
more like wanker LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOO lol

>>53571008
well done retard holy shit

3rd wank of the day is underway

really strange how Yanks actually believe the Islamic republic of Britain meme and are obessed with Cuckoldry

>>53570960
could be lid

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>>53571018

>>53571024
FOY FOY FOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMaT2nGaEVg

>>53570957
A lot of people who hate Thatcher weren't even alive when she was in power
t. Yorkshire

omfg my dog keeps doing fucking rank farts i shouldn't have given him chilli

>>53571053
dont post yank music to me you fucking shit

>>53571035
>he doesn't live in a sharia controlled zone
quite nice round here, no one robs anything anymore
leave my door unlocked at night

Who /FuckThatcher/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bJbeeKBPCU

Why does tumblr like british boys so much?

>Poleaboo found a video clip of her today
>She was with friends at a party
>it stirred up complex emotions
>mostly negative
>tfw Poleaboo will never be a part of that scene or one like it
>tfw she shouldn't be so happy when I'm so miserable and she's the partial cause of it

At least Poleaboo pulled a Harrison Jones from his Tavern Brawl pack in Hearthstone

>>53571102
>FuckThatcher
Nah she's not my type

>>53571091
it's british m8 with yank vocal samples
>>53571107
who doesn't?

>>53571102
t. edgy labour supporter
>>53571107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7gR7EYjcP8 cause of shit like this

>>53571107
FOC

>>53571100
much much is the jizya tax these days?

>>53571148
i jizyad in ur mums face

TIL after selling Minecraft to Microsoft for $2.5 billion, game creator Markus 'Notch' Persson bought a $70 million 8-bedroom, 15-bath mansion in Beverly Hills, the most expensive house in the city's history. He also outbid Jay-Z and Beyoncé, who were also looking to buy the house.

>>53571068
I'm from a mining family and was born in the 90s, my granddad was in the UDM and kept working through the strike. His dad wouldn't speak to him for a long time after the strike, he went round to visit and his dad just said to his mum 'get that fucking scab off my front garden'. There isn't as much Thatcher hate in Nottinghamshire as other areas because they kept working but it's definitely still there

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>>53571186
>TIL

>>53571186
have you not seen the video of that villa? its enough space for a town full of people

>>53571186
>15-bath

Why?

>>53571129
>it's british m8
>main character is black

haha fuck off

>>53571247
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/40vckx/til_after_selling_minecraft_to_microsoft_for_25/

>>53571187
My dad was an electrician at a pit in during the strike period. He decided to leave and set up a business making buckets and containers for the mines, then switched to making skips for construction sites. Turned into a very successful business. Thatcher literally made my family successful

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Went disc golfing and lost a disc in a pond. 73 other people didn't care as much as I did.

>>53571257

>blacks can't be british

nice fucking meme. Yanks out.

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>>53571260
>https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/40vckx/til_after_selling_minecraft_to_microsoft_for_25/

in a state of overwhelming depression

>>53571285
I don't get it

>>53571186
do you think he has a room literally full of cocaine?

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>>53571285

>>53571295
>t. african living in canada

>>53571253
Yeah I was just watching it then, really wish I was a literal billionaire haha

HAHAHAHA ...yes :)

>>53571271
yeah, Thatcher didn't actually just get up one morning and decide to close everything down either. The pit closures were mostly under Labour in the 70s

>>53570690
Ever watched Bones Brigade: An Autobiography?

>>53571186

Too bad he has no real friends to fill it with desu.

>tfw never been told to fuck off to reddit
feels good to be a true blue 'chonner haha!

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>>53571376
>:)

Why is my cock so fucking big lads. what was the nature's intention behind this

the concept of reddit is good, but the community is horrible

>>53571341
Have you seen him? I doubt it haha

Apparently he has a room full of candy though.

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>>53571415
>'chonner

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>the concept of reddit is good, but the community is horrible

>>53571446

>the concept of reddit is good,

Upvotes are a terrible idea desu. it forces out actual unpopular opinion rather than letting retards and Yanks get bullied like on here

Going to buy 16 cans of boddingtons

>Heating's fucked
>Go to bleed the radiators to try and fix it
>Discover the radiator in my bedroom has been leaking fuckloads of water behind my wardrobe which now has mould all over the back of it.
>All the paint's peeling off the wall

Honestly lads just let me die ;_;

>>53571498
might wanna get a 4 pack of bog roll with that m8

>>53571186
Too bad he wants to kill himself.

>>53571187
>>53571271
My dad is a leftie Republican who shared a 'ding dong the witch is dead' picture when Thatcher died, thinks the unions are a vital part of the UK, and made my mum join one when she started working again and brother join one when he got his first proper job after Uni.
Despite being a white collar highly skilled worker, he isn't in a union
Weird lad he is

>>53571456
who's this old geezer?

Lads, since we know banning guns stops any and all deaths at the hands of guns, what if we ban cancer?

>>53571417
why are there so many of these 'hello reddit' pics lmao??

>>53571543
your nan

>>53571494
>Upvotes are a terrible idea desu
this. If someone's being a twat you just insult them, downvoting them to the bottom of the page is childish

>>53571500
well I'm not going to stop you

>>53571543
Respect your elders young man, he worked at NASA

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>>53571567

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>>53571525
>My dad is a leftie Republican

stopped reading there.

>>53571619
fuck me why is jennifer lawrence posting on reddit?

>>53571400

nah, got the search for animal chin on vhs tho lol

don't go away, pikachu's jukebox is next!

>>53571621
Are you an idiot? Lots of leftists want to abolish the monarchy, it's not an uncommon view among the hard left.

will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.

>>53571612
old people who look old should not be respected

>>53571654
You should give it a watch then. It's pretty GOAT. I'm not even interested in skating beyond THPS3 but it gave me a lot of respect for it.

>run 3 miles
>signed on
>got my hair cut
>shaved and showered

Over all a very productive day lads. What you lads been up to?

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>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.

*downvotes*

>>53571525
unions are a vital part of the UK, they just need checks and balances so they don't get too much power.

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>>53571686
i know i was simply saying it's pic related

>>53571500
My sister always fucking twisted the taps like fuck and ended up cracking a pipe, letting water flow into my room for a weekend I wasn't there. Luckily my carpet soaked up all the water and it didn't go into the floor below, but I had to get my carpet replaced and most of my furniture replaced because it went mouldy after 2 days
My sister didn't give a shit and asked my parents to borrow £20 to go out

>>53571415
fuck off to tumblr

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>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so. I swear I don't even know what reddit is! *quickly posts on r/4chan that the 'chonners are onto him

>>53571686
got a hard left in my knickers :o

>>53571500
>Honestly lads just let me die ;_;
no

>>53571621
I don't like it
He's always complaining about le evil pedo pig fucking Tories and the bennies scrounging royal family
It's hard to have a normal conversation with him

>>53571760
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

When I kill myself I'm posting a photo of the noose on facebook with the caption "Bye". I'll do it in the middle of the night and secure my flat so it's hard to break the door in, so there's no chance of me being saved

>>53571756
Stop trying to get your darling sister into trouble sweetie xx

>>53571754
fair enough i misinterpreted your comment tbf

Anyone else currently have to do two captcha before it says it's right? literally every one is 'pick the street names' and there are 4 street names, then you have to pick 3 street names twice in a row.

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>will you people shut the fuck up about reddit it simply annoys those of us who've never used it and have no intention of doing so.

>>53571790
oi

>>53571826
>Anyone else currently have to do two captcha before it says it's right?
yeah
it's fucking annoying

>>53571727
>>signed on
>productive

never change /brit/

might apply to jobs in ireland

Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy

>>53571811
when you do I will be there to stop you, I want you to suffer

>>53571826
I hate street names
>pick all the ones that look like street signs
>oops that's wrong haha!

>>53571826
Yeah

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>>53571870
is it true that if you want a job in the netherlands you have to show up in these?

>>53571820
My mum always complains aboutthe shit that my sister does and how she'll never give in to her again, and then a day after gives into her and the cycle continues

>>53571837
those hi roddit signs are gay as fuck
I like the Misc way of doing it where you post a pic of yourself with a spoon

>pick all the sandwiches
>the ones you have to pick are literally burgers

reeee fuck off

>>53571868
I ran 3 miles though

>>53571912
you fucking better

>>53571826
why couldn't we've kept those fucking gift captchas from over christmas those were fucking easy why did they have to go?

>>53571836
>>53571836
>>53571836
What a bender

>>53571934
are you literally me?

>>53571917
Are you me, lad? My sister gets fucking everything she wants. My mum has actually let my sister stay over at someone else's house on a school night, because apparently she was needed to help her friend walk her sister to school the next morning. Mind-boggling stuff.

>>53571976
eating pussy is gayer than sucking dick

>>53571976
I'm eating tuna right now
creepy_face.jpg

>>53572010
You sound like a faggot

>eating pussy

No thanks man. I'd honestly rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay.

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>I don't eat pussy

>>53571870
you can live wiv me C:

>>53572032
>>53572010
ok gaysamefag

>>53572010
genuine, bona fide homo detected

>>53572025
lol

>>53571998
My sister is the middle child as well
I thought that the youngest always gets it the best, but he gets treated about the same as I did when I was his age

>>53572045
>2016
>not asexual

sucking a feminine dick isn't fucking gay

>>53571998
>My sister gets fucking everything she wants

you're damn right she does ;D

>>53571756
Yeah my sister's broken the tap in the bathroom a few times doing that.

Radiator's cracked so it's completely fucked. Thankfully I don't really need to use it and it's at the end of its loop so I'm just going to seal it off and forget about it and hope that was the reason the hot water wasn't working properly.

>>53572090
>he
I've spotted why your sister gets preferential treatment.

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>>53572031
beta detected

>>53572063
eating pussy is for cucks and it tastes like prawn cocktail

>>53572046
the pay looks really well 2bh

>>53572103
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 minutes* *HD*

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>>53571998
>My sister gets fucking everything she wants
iktf
>go on a school trip to germany
>sister gets a wii because it was "unfair" i got to go abroad
>sister goes to paris on school trip
>it's "unfair" I get compensated whilst sister goes on educational trip
>my phone breaks
>have to buy my own replacement
>sisters phone breaks
>she gets parents old iphone to tide her over
>parents always talk about how they treat us """"""equally""""""""

Alan Rickman lads.

>>53572125
Woops meant to say my brother gets treated the same as I did

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>eating pussy if for cucks

>>53572119
I'm no plumber, but it should be better now because the pressure will be higher

>>53572134
>Not calling your parents out
I got laid into them one night and I could see the utter shame on my dad's face when he realised he was letting himself get played like a bitch. Ever since then, well nothing's really changed, except my sister goes to my mum instead of my dad because he's onto her shit now.

>>53572084
could you not?

>>53572134
you sound like a literal child

did some strongman events training today, did some tyre flips which were pretty easy and then went on to farmers
ripped my callouses off on 130kg though which was a fucking pain
>>53572139
yeah, that's genuinely really sad

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>>53572132

>>53572176
No, you said it right. I'm saying that she gets better treatment because she's a girl and you two aren't.

>>53572222
absolute tank lad hahah ;)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/12096847/Bosses-can-snoop-on-workers-private-emails-and-messages-European-court-rules.html

Still want to be part of the EU?
>durrr if I've got nothing to hide....

>>53572222

nice blog

also witnessed

we should all become girls

I have a dream

>>53572211
Not him, but my mum constantly has a go at my dad all the time for paying for my sisters phone and shopping trips, but when I pointed out to her that she also gives into my sister when she says she won't, I never get an answer and the subject is changed

>>53572279
>nice blog
thanks
I'll be sure to keep you posted about my future progress

>>53572266
Who cares, if you have nothing to hide then you have nothing to worry about
Bernie sanders for president, down with snowden that traitor

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>>53572211
Actually can't be arsed, i've mentioned it before a couple of times when I was still in sixth form and stuff and they always cite some example where I got ice cream when i was 4 years old and she didn't. It's obvious they prefer my sister to me, since I'm a drop out NEET and she's at uni accomodation paid for.
>>53572219
Not that fussed about not getting stuff. Just miffed that they bang on about how we're treated equally when it's obvious we're not.

>>53572266
as if the uk doesn't have the most ridiculous internet related rules anyway lmao
weren't they about to ban encryption

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check it out lads

>>53572266
Sorry, anon. You liked UKIPs Facebook page. Going to have to let you go.

>>53572266
Its always been the case that this could be done, in any company IT of size IT sweep your mail for keywords before its even delivered or sent, all your emails even those you delete are kept on tape via the journals,your boss or colleagues can access your account when you are not at work with permission of HR/IT, and its not uncommon for HR to ask for access to peoples emails regarding all sorts of things - staff affairs, data theft/mishandling,etc).

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>No, you said it right. I'm saying that she gets better treatment because she's a girl and you two aren't.

The whole Scottish independence movement seems, to me, quite ridiculous. Most of Scotland is either immensely rural or immensely poor. Glasgow is the poorest major city in the UK, Scotland has minimal exports outside of oil and Grand Theft Auto, and its civic services are (due to a spread out population) much more expensive to provide than in the rest of the UK.
Scottish agriculture is tiny (there's a reason why 300 people own all the land, and it's because the land is mostly worthless), its population is poor (less than 18,000 people in Scotland pay the top rate of tax), and it has little hope for the shining bright future the SNP predicts.

And what does a "free Scotland" mean, anyway? It's not like this is North and South Sudan or Nigeria and Biafra or even Spain and Catalonia, which at least had some real reason for separatism after the whole civil war business in the 30s- an independent Scotland would be a liberal, capitalist social democracy like every other country in Western Europe with zero functional change from the present. The UK's taxes may not be as high as those on the far left want, but at just 18,000 even remotely wealthy people (if one considers £150k+ as 'rich') it's not like additional taxation is going to bring in the hundreds of billions needed to forge the SNP's utopia.

>>53572416
why would you shit in a baby?

>>53572400
See, I'm lucky in that my parents barely give a shit about me and lost me on at least 6 occasions, so they can't pull the "Yeah but when you were really young!" thing, because if it wasn't for strangers, my neighbours or my own 3 year old common sense, I'd have been kidnapped or killed.

>>53572433
>The whole Scottish independence movement seems, to me, quite ridiculous. Most of Scotland is either immensely rural or immensely poor. Glasgow is the poorest major city in the UK, Scotland has minimal exports outside of oil and Grand Theft Auto, and its civic services are (due to a spread out population) much more expensive to provide than in the rest of the UK.
B-BUT THAT'S THE FAULT OF THE E-ENGLISH BASTARDS
THE TORIES CAN GET TAE FUCK

HR departments need to be abolished. They are a cancer.

>>53572416
ITS A BALD MAN AHAHAHA

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...

>>53572433
I never want to split from big bro England, I'm happy living in my cozy all white countryside area. I don't want the paki's getting everywhere like in England, keep them in Glasgow and Edinburgh.

>>53572433
>>53572490
obsessed

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best character of the 90s

hello xP

>>53572523
B A L D I E
A
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D
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past my driving test waheeyyyy

>>53572523
how you holding up lad

>>53572460
>I'm lucky
>Parents barely give a shit about me
Hmm

>>53572491
The purpose of HR is to protect the Company from staff being in a position where they can litigate, report or pursue criminal charges against the company.
The rest is fluff.

weed is for niggers

>>53572596
Now I'm a strong independent white man who ain't need no parents.

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>>53572525

I don't want you go either

Took a shower lads, I'm all wet haha

>>53572131
how much if you dont mind me asking and for what company?

just came

I was told these threads were not NEET friendly. Can you confirm or deny that lads?

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What is his name?

>>53572416
Literally had no idea what that was for like 30 seconds.

>>53572693
if i'd apply i'd apply to loads but its all €30k+ don't think i'll get those haha

>>53572724
nigger

>>53572699
just cause

>>53572709
If you come on late at night all the normies fuck off

>>53572724
Emile Heskey

>>53572736
just just

(thanks for the you f a m)

>>53572709
We're all NEETs here

>>53572724
>They will NEVER stop pushing him as a sex icon

>>53572724
Chweetle Ejewfor?

>>53572724
Sol, Sol, wherever you may be,
You’re on the verge of lunacy,
And we don’t give a fuck when you’re hanging from a tree,
Judas cunt with HIV

Michael Fassbender was literally born for the 007 role

>>53572724
Lenny Henry

>>53572724
Sir Lenny Henry

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>>53572819
>Half german half irish
>Literally born to be 007

fruity tic tacs are based as fuck, brb feels like you've had a full pack of sweets but only about 1/3rd the calories of other stuff

Idris Elba was literally born for the 007 role

>>53572847
This. James Bond is canonically Scottish.

James McAvoy was literally born for the 007 role

>>53572730
prolly would tbf

I want to lynch Idris Elba for being a nigger

>>53572855
t. pale white cuckold from america

>>53572855
luther is shit

>>53572790
to be fair he can spit quite well
he did a verse over Shutdown and it was aight

Paddy McGuinness was literally born for the sausage roll

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