Does anyone else feel like France and Britain should just get a room and fuck already
>mfw the greatest love that ever was never got to be
>mfw Wellington was obliged by duty to defeat the man he loved, Napoleon Bonaparte
>Wellington banged Napoleon's mistress just to feel closer to him
>Wellington held Napoleon's sword in his hands and had to fight off the urge to impale himself with it
>Wellington spent hours upon hours alone, staring at a painting of Bonaparte
Two of the greatest men who ever lived, bound by love, separated by duty.
Too busy with Germany desu.
Hence the logic applies to the French conquest of 1326, with the female wolf (i may be looking for a word here) of France, Isabelle and her lover Mortimer.
The whole expedition was French, financed by Phillipe le Bel, with French leaders, appart from Mortimer, that was a noble Englishman in exile (i.e. an exiled Frenchman in exile in France, history is fun sometimes :^)
Sorry, GDP's too small, can't get aroused
We already did ages ago. We're now at the marriage, kids and mortgage part of the relationship when we can only fuck maybe once a week under the covers when we're sure the kids are all asleep