I got cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Got that cr'nack, yeah, I got cr'nack
Started from the trap, now I rap
No matter where I'm at, I got crack
our US puppet government has been dissolved and we couldn't form a government because of infighting and no majority to agree on something reasonable; a local oligarch has bought more than half of our parliamentarians and now he will become the prime minister
we might get a Euromaidan like in Ukraine soon
>Refugees in my cosy northern town : 0
>Refugees in london : everybody
You just put petrol in a bottle and then stuff a rag into the neck of the bottle and then tip it upside down to douse the rag with a bit of petrol. Spark the rag and throw it.
t. Never made a Molotov in my life
I get all my fags from moldova but yeah, it's poorer then a fair few african countries too
>if you don't think there are any cunts, it's you that's the cunt
>i lost a lot of friends but who gives a fuck
>i got the money now and thats all that i want
Generally think we should vote for a new King/Queen tbqh, here's my vote.
alri lads i want to watch something, pick a folder and we'll go from there
first (you) gets to pick
>tfw in two friendship groups but only speak regularly to one out of each
>pledge my allegience and virginity to the queen from a young age
>nobody understands and my mates rip me for it
FUCK ABANDON SHIP I FORGOT THAT WAS THERE
>Communist making goods to be sold for profit
>the police hate us
lel try being a fascist
fuck off you cheeky nonces
Now pick me something to watch or the Queen (god bless 'er) gets it
>cause it's a bitter sweet symphony .. that's life
an old die hard commie lad who kicked me out of socialist alternative apparently has a PhD and like 3 other degrees and hangs out with disgusting people with hormone imbalances all day
does anyone else go freshers fair and the freshers fairs of a few other nearby unis and pick up tonnes of those £5 giff gaff sim cards they give away lmao? lasts for ages t.bh.
also for the free pizza slices but that goes without saying
what do lads? take the monday interview and look like i'm keen or ask for wednesday and get mroe time to prepare? or even go madman and ask for tuesday?
alright lads help me decide
should I fuck some fat girl on Monday? matched with her on tinder and she's down to shag, but she's not that great looking, maybe a 4-5/10.
I mean it would be nice to shag a fit girl but I just really want to put my willy in someone
i'm not too sexually experienced but i have lost my virginity so it wouldn't be losing anything special lel
should I just shag her or no?
rate my lunch lads
>big sandwich with 3 slices of ham and mature cheddar each
>bowl with 1 satsuma, 2 apples, handful of grapes and handful of raspberries, sliced up and mixed (a "fruit salad", if you will)
>bowl of dolmio fusilli something or other in some woppy sauce with added tuna
>pint of whole milk
I'll take two (You)'s please lad. How much do I owe you?
may as well suppose, I get to make a fat girl squeal, i dont have to pay and I don't need to tell my mates about it and I might get a little sexual experience out of it to boot
Very good lad, got about 6GB of screenshots from that
>Very good lad, got about 6GB of screenshots from that
>He has not watched K-ON all the way through at least twice
>He does not have 20+GB of K-ON images and screenshots
>He does not have 141GB of highest quality K-ON raws
i'm still at home for christmas from uni lad, it's mummies money and I will require his services in the future t.bh
>he's driven away in the van
haha enjoy the mild inconvenience you wanker
Nope, it comes out as a solid long thick mass
why is your mic so quiet
I do that in the shower la
>watching any anime that autistically
I only watch meme anime like Space Dandy and OPM
I used to play it alot. Got bored when they nerfed anything that isnt a great power into the ground in the expansions. bit shit that countries like Romania and other small nations cant produce more than like 50,000 troops
Spanish giants Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid have been banned from registering players for the next two transfer windows.
haha de gay is stuck at united for another year
Just came home to this
theres one where they go to bongo bongo land and get fuck off wankered on petrol based moonshine with a tribe or something
also the london debt collector and boy racers ones are funny
and the jamaica gay rights one is a laff
i like the diamond trade in japan one. the dealer goes to israel, and is basically forced to convert to judaism, wear the hat and circumcise himself just to have access to the market.
Watched this one and that liverpool gym owner/loan shark this morning
def gonna watch the north korea one now tbf, will watch the boy racer one later. got some mates who do racing, right cunts when they get behind the wheel
Rate my breakfast
PS. there is a cup of tea nearby
golden globes last week:
DiCaprio shared the award with “all the First Nations people represented in this film and all the indigenous communities around the world.”
“It is time we recognize your history and that we protect your indigenous lands from corporate interests and people that are out there to exploit them,” DiCaprio said in his acceptance speech.
“It is time that we heard your voice and protected this planet for future generations.”
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.
>I really want this oscar
>better pander to the fucking Natives to get white people votes like 12 years a slave
Never ever Leo.