/brit/

cara

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crayon pop

/brit/ more like nuclear waste lmao!

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>>53564916

>>53564896
Rape is ok because they escaped a warzone

Man spreading on the other hand.....

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MAKING PLANS FOR NIGEL

>>53564942
Referee

>>53564949
adamantly sure

cant wait for britain to become part of the califate

B-but they escaped a war zone 20 countries ago, let them in!

Thank god for the mass Italian migration to Japan otherwise they'd never have pizza!

>>53564943
manspreading is systemic oppression of women by men, whereas rape is a reaction to their own systemic oppression by white people. what's your point?

Azusa

w anna take a whole load of these kpop idols and stick them in the middle of somalia naked
would be a right laff

>>53565007
You realise no one actually makes this argument

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>>53565007
do you actually believe this ?
absolutely hilarious

>>53565033
You realise you're a faggot

Say I want to leave my school because I'm getting bullied and I hate it. I can't then demand I be moved to the best school in the country just because I had a hard time at my last school. I should take whatever else I can get.

This is the Syrian refugees

>syrian war means we have to let in hordes of pakis from all over africa and the middle east
>all these """""refugees""""" leaving their families behind to get """"blown up""""
>all these """""refugees""""" escaping the """""warzones"""" of italy and greece and turkey and all the other places between there and here

>>53565076
except 90% of them aren't even syrian and they're not getting bullied

>>53565076
>implying all refugees are Syrian

>>53565076
nice racism

>>53565076
Stomp their heads with with your leather boots you fucking prick.

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>>53564896
Northern Ireland. A Papist.

>>53565076
course u can demand that
ofc no one will care bout ur demands, but still

Ever done a poo that needs two flushes?

>>53565099
>>53565109
Yeah some of them come from the well known peaceful nations of Somalia and Afghanistan

>>53565129
ye

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Very important post here lads

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>>53565125
alri borat

>>53565129
if floaters count then yes

>>53565123
a papist? XDDD

Might start running lads

>>53565111
How is it racist? It's a good way of explaining it to mongs. There are plenty of space countries between here and their home countries. They want to come here because it's the best for bennies. They shouldn't get that choice

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>>53565076
>Syrian
>refugees

>>53565129

I block the toilet with my shits more than I'd like to admit, especially around christmas

manufacturing a two-flash poo

Leftists are literal children. If you are an adult leftist then you simply haven't grown up.
There's a reason people drift to the right the older they get. They've actually lived life and have actual life experience and how the world works.

During the general election, ed milliband was answering student questions on radio 1.
One of the students thought he was the next David Frost because he learnt the word "subsidise" and used it in every sentence.
Ed was talking about making uni fees cheaper. Great, right? No, not for these enlightened students.
He kept saying "Can you tell me why you're subsidising tuition fees for rich people?
Ed was like "Uh....what? I'm talking about making uni fees more affordable."
It kept going back and forth and the student kept saying "im sorry you couldn't answer my question"

They are simply jealous that rich people exist. They can't comprehend that richer people can afford things easier than poorer people. They want everything to be free for poor people and expensive for the rich

>>53565183
wow more racism
just... stop

>>53565168
too late now, your fat on a cellular level

>>53565184
The point applies to matter where they are from.

>>53565168

good lad, I need to start running again soon

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>>53565151
Nice

>>53565213
I weigh 65 kilograms

The word "popery" should really come back to fashion 2bh

Lads, yesterday I fell down playing rugby and ended tearing some ligaments on my ankle. Feeling slightly gutted by the diagnosis desu, as according to the doctor who checked me on A&E it may take anywhere from 1 to 2 months for me to recover fully.

>>53565196
>t. /pol/
Can we just not turn into another /pol/ echochamber boring af desu

>>53565232
are you a girl?

>>53565243
Fuck off Luca

>>53565260
N-n-no

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>Leftists are literal children.

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did NOT ask for this desu

>>53565276
Point proven

>>53565196
Crab mentality my friend. It's prevalent in England, especially in the North

Why can't London just go independent

Very bored lads
T. Bucks
Ps kill apple and all its horrible satanic typing devices

>>53565300
need to build a wall round london really

>>53565299
>Crab mentality
thanks for the new phrase friend

>>53565300
Won't be long until all the minorities in London claim it is their ancestral homeland and demand independence

>>53565313
At your mum's office again?

>>53565313
>everyone recognise me!
>I don't want to trip though that's for fags
>but PLEASE know who I am

Kelly

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>>53565322
WE WUZ BRITS AND SHIET
Didn't they actually find one of the world's oldest qurans in Birmingham?

>>53565196
thats kind of like having an "argument" with someone on 4chan
>here's my opinion, you never asked for it but here it is and it's fact btw
>you're wrong though
>umad?
>lol nigger
>UMAD?!1

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>>53565221
Unreal

>>53565373

ye, in the archives at brum uni

>muslims responsible for looking after there own holy book

Wew lads, good morning

>>53565340
Indeedy
Been typing up labels and peoples contact info all morn
Paltry work for the phantom Typer but it is a bit dull x

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rip

Started getting up early only to realise there's actually nothing to do

How many people here just meme about London?
How many people here genuinely like London?

>>53565419
Same haha
I might just lie in bed for ages instead

>>53565282
I put 10 on my brother's tablet because 8.0 is a piece of shit.
It's a single core 1ghz and the battery discharges quicker than it charges since he lost the original charger. It took for fucking ever.

>>53565420
It's fun for a visit every now and then
I do enjoy Winter Wonderland when it's on

>>53565420
I love London but I have money and live in a nice area

>>53565420
London is my favourite city desu but I can see it going down the shitter in the next few decades

>>53565449
my parents have money*

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Arsenal are literally a caliphate at this point.

>>53565449
>I have money
Fuck off Tory twat

>>53565439
i already had 10 2bh, this is just an update and its taking far too long already

Hate pakis as much as the next person but can we discuss ur mum or something desu

>>53565455
>in the next few decades
lel

>>53565420
it's poo lol

who /horriblefailureofahumanbeing/ here?

>>53565466
Why don't they sign white British lads

>>53565420
I'm ok with london, lived there two years, but it's just like any global city; tons of shit to do but expensive as fuck, crowded and dirty
Still love visiting but I couldn't bear to live there another minute. you have to be pretty loaded to actually get a nice place

>>53565420
I've been to London once and it was to Newham for Comic Con. Stayed in a motel, was one of the few white people I saw in the area but didn't get started on or anything. Went and did shisha in a restaurant down the road from where we were staying and the service was alri.
However we had a few muslims in our group and they got extra chips with their meals lol

>>53565501
\o

What's the next big hairstyle lads? The undercut/HY is dying

>ask a question in group chat
>no one answers

>>53565501
Reporting

Been in college the last four years and I'm about to drop out LMAO

>>53565420
over-crowded paki infested wasteland

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>twats on Facebook in charge of reading comprehension

He's clearly talking about two different fucking events
>Paris attacks
>Germany being in the shit

Infuriates me lads

>>53565501
U

>>53635545 or something I had to type that manually from memory
Cos whites r inferior desu

>>53565526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6inJMhYcqA&list=PL391BFDD017A16180

>>53565541
they would all prefer if you slinked away from the group gracefully but are too polite to tell you

>>53565443
>>53565449
>>53565455
>>53565497
>>53565510
>>53565519

I guess a lot just take the piss. I quite like it, there's a lot to do and jobs requiring my degree. granted I'm part of a minority and mixed race.

>>53565566
They invited me...

>>53565578
Either out of sympathy or to laugh at you

>>53565574
fuck off paki

Might walk to waitrose

>>53565544
>Been in college
hardly a failure then you normie cunt

>>53565558
>the left
>in charge of logical thinking

pick one

>>53565574
>I'm part of a minority and mixed race.
literally part of the problem

>>53565420

really enjoy visiting london, just seems like there's always so much going on there

>>53565608
>Being in college for four years
>not a failure
College isn't uni mate, staying in college for four years is pretty sad

>>53565534
long sides and front, short at the back

>>53565608
Literally scraped a course from the leaving in my shit local IT and actually stuck with it and now I'm literally failing while not having worked a single day of it lmao if that's not failure I don't know what is

>>53565574
>london
>mixed race
>minority
what a surprise

>>53565606
>going to wait rose
>not being disabled
Get out of my fucking thread trillion wire David Cameron torycunt forbes 100 queen Elizabeth ii Saudi oil baron conservative quadrillion aide disgusting oppressive abusive Tory cunt twat shit cunt fuck cock

Seriously lads I'm sooo bored
Tell me something I can do

>>53565687
read a book

>>53565698
I'll go to a cafe and read
Good suggestion lid

>>53565687
deez nuts

>Earlier this year everyone posting "Je Suis Charlie"
>Now Charlie Hebdo has a cartoon with the dead kid featured and everyone shits themselves

More proof that Je Suis Charlie was just another fad

>>53565668
not that expensive m8
brand items are no more expensive than asda
only thing that more expensive is the own brand food, such as waitrose apples

>>53565687
Browse the'chon
Works for me t. Bucks (this post was written by me, the user called bucks, in case you were wondering, so please keep that in mind and remember who I am if you choose to reply to this verified bucks post )

>tfw just want a comfy job

Why are there no comfy jobs?

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>>53565732
>Earlier this year

>>53565754
everything gets boring after a while 2bh

>>53565754
Bed tester

>>53565743
Fuck off
>>53565754
Because everyone would do it
>>53565767
I'm an idiot, I keep forgetting it's 2016

>>53565754
you generally have to either be born into a rich family or get really lucky with some meme degree like in the tuba

>>53565687
Pretend you won Knightmare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnQjQHdEOrA

>>53565787
>>53565778
Ahh

>>53565787
>meme degree
why can't you just get a normal degree, work hard, and earn money, plenty of people do it...

a hoor among the nettles roaring

>>53565772
>>53565775
>>53565778
>>53565787

I just want to work in a comfy book shop or library instead of this shitty call centre.

>>53565835
I'm just a bit of a maverick desu

>update windows
>tells me it has super exciting new features
>doesn't tell me about them
ye fucking usefull that

>>53565665
to be fair, my ethnicity have higher incomes and lower crime rates than white people

>>53565852
libraries don't exist any more, they got rid of them all

haha lads just thought about this yeah haha.

alright so we all know about going out with girls? yes we do haha. alright well so you know when they complain about their ex bfs? haha yes we do, well when they stop seeing you and the total time they stop seeing you is less than that of their ex bf then it means they like you less than those exs they complained so much about.

fucking wild lad i should be given a phd in sociology ... but then again i've already got a pretty huge dick ;) haha

>>53565895

What about school libraries?

>>53565905
only nonces work at those.

>>53565892
alri chang

>>53565901
Tip top posty wosty willypaki fanny woo

>>53565882
Such exciting new features as:

>silently undoing registry edits to re-enable data mining and telemetry! Fun for the whole family!

>>53565905
you'd have shitty kids making noise, asking you how to use the printer and general shitty things.

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>>53565905
>>53565924
We literally had a nonce with cp on his pc working at our school library

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>>53565931
>when you read this in your /brit/ voice

>>53565835
whats a normal degree
>>53565882
>>update windows

>>53565901
This means nothing to me because I was my gf of 8 years's first boyfriend

>>53565925
pretty close

>>53565895

what a horrible thought. imagine waking from a coma and being told that.

>>53565961
>your /brit/ voice
Vocaroo

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>This means nothing to me

>>53565938
jej
cortana still doesn't fucking work

>>53565992
>leaving out the important bit of the post because it pains you to think of it
lol

>>53565901
she never talks about him

>>53565965
>Having a girl stand for presence for more than 1 year nevermind 8
FONT

>>53565954
do you not work there any more?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8oyxrrEk58
Two ghosts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHMdnKPvPZM

he sounds like me when i'm doing a massive poo hahaha

>>53565989
my voice is confidential.

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>>53566019

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>>53566007
>I think I'm totally unique and superior to everyone else so I'll just apply blanket assumptions to everyone that isn't me
okay

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>haha lads this is my 'countenance' when i cant even count all the (You)s i am on the receiving end of in this thread

>>53565962
A degree that isn't akin to media studies. Nor is overly competitive like STEM. Maybe business?

>>53566082
What job does a degree in business get you?

Hello, yes, I am a business.

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>yes that is correctly i specifically design my posts around the word "akin"

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after 4 years of NEETdom I have finally gotten into uni lads

>tfw now have an excuse to be poor and lazy

>>53565954
club penguin?

>>53566082
Nah, Business isn't doing so well.

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>Maybe business?

>take trousers into dry cleaners yesterday to get a half inch hem on them
>13 (Thirteen) fucking quid

they should change their uniforms to a ski mask and a stripy jumper, at least that way you won't be surprised when they rob you blind

>religion of peace

>>53565954
yeah same at our school haha was such a success when the cops came in to take him away

>>53566127
aha classic dad

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>>53566115
holy shit you are on the verge of collapse

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>Yes hello, I have a degree in business and now I work in JJB Sports

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>Hahah excellent question my fellow gentlesir, let me doth my cap at thee *tips* and give you my humble question. Yes, yes I do. I do absoutely, unironically, save reaction images from facebook and post them onto 4chan!

>>53566096
>>53566115
I'm doing Economics if that helps. I guess other employable ones are Law, Languages, Architecture.

>>53566158
http://www.hellou.co.uk/2014/03/2014s-top-20-degrees-likely-leave-jobseekers-3313/
>>53566190
Economics should be fine.

>>53566127
bought a pair of jeans for 15 quid the other day, just buy new ones.

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>I'm doing Economics if that helps

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>degree in software development
>working in Dunnes

What am I like

>>53566217
nah these are nice chinos from Norse Projects, I just needed a short hem

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>Hahah excellent question my fellow gentlesir, let me doth my cap at thee *tips* and give you my humble question. Yes, yes I do. I do absoutely, unironically, save memes from facebook and post them onto 4chan! Another glorious day in peaceful Australia

>>53566237
>>a degree in software development

lol you fucking idiot

>>53565852
Sershlad

>>53566127
why didnt ur mummy just take the hem up for you

Erm hello yes good day mr j list Sama I am a man who would like to purchase some of your world renowned ecchi and hentai themed products please could I have the 13 year old anime schoolgirl artificial vagina and 3 crates of your famous melon >soda fuck off yank ahhh. Yes thank you my good man I shall invite you to my steamy nihongo sex party

Lads, I did a degree in Violin and now I'm a manager of a RBS branch. Just do what I did.

>>53566213
How the fuck do I see the next page?

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>>53566245
>noporkshire

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>get into bed with girl
>I don't feel a trust and connection with her yet
>the sex is a chore

REEEEEEEEE LET ME PUMP AND DUMP LIKE CHAD

>>53566270
can i come too

I swear to god shut the fuck up you student runts

Snow is starting to land lads

>>53566269
i'm at uni Tbh

>>53566261
What's wrong with that desu? Might be my problem

>>53566330
you don't get a degree in "software development", you numbskull. you get one in software engineering or computer science.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROkLunP_NZc

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>>53566289
>New South Wales
No need to make up a meme name, being named after Wales is bad enough.

doing an arts degree at the best uni in australia

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>>53566237
got an engineering degree and work at sainsbury's
not even memeing

>>53566288
i thought the exact same, it's almost like they don't want the add revenue

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>>53566292
>get into bed with gril
>rock hard
>stick johnny on
>dick is still hard, yet deceptively limp
>try to stick it in, can't
>like pushing a jelly through a letterbox

I can't be the only one who thinks Lola Bunny is fine af

>>53566359
>going to anu for anything other than law

everyone must laugh at you

>>53566343
>BTEC in software development
>Been a professional developer for 6 years now

doing an alcoholism

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>>get into bed with girl
>>I don't feel a trust and connection with her yet
>>the sex is a chore

>>53566360
at what uni?

>>53566365
>wearing condoms

Nerd

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>>53566351
>dorkshire

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>>53566398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KacNLlPS5WY

>>53566395
congratulations you little runt you have a job you're expected to have

>>53566359
>>53566378
what's ACU like? I have a mate there

>>53566401
imperial

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>>53566401
Luton
>>53566418
>New South WALES

>>53566378
only poor plebs do law degrees, students that come have an affluent family do art degrees.

Who /snow/ here?

>>53566447
Doing better than 90% of uni students then

those silly cunts havent been paying me me bennies lads gonna ring them up and call them scum, utter utter scum and then ring joe duffy and make this into a national outrage

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>i am a virgin who is older than 21 years old and am still browsing /brit/

>>53566460
>art degrees
more like PPE or Classics

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>I listen to melancholic dubstep remixes

>>53566460
come from*

sorry, been busy finger painting all day haha

>wind blows really hard
>everyone turns to the window
What the fuck are they expecting to see?

>>53566448
australian catholic uni? no idea

>>53566460
nah they do a ba/llb and attend an all boys college at either usyd, umelb, or anu

good morning lads!

>>53566472
haha i see this is funny because i'm 18 and had sex a while ago, lmao alri xxx

>art degrees
more l ike
money down the drain

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>That's right. Instead of pursuing something you deem "useful" like a STEM degree I decided to do an Art degree. Art is what makes Humans Humans and what seperates us from animals.

>Ps Homosexuality is natural because animals practice it

>>53566499
why did you post this

>>53566512
>12:02:07

>>53566536
bare early innit

not a fan of this STEM v Arts meme lads

why can't we all just get along

>>53566525
Oh, sorry
*ahem*
FUCKING MUSLIMS THE BANKERS THE BONUSES POORTHERN SCUM WILLY BUM DOING A POO MUH WAIFU

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>I am a non-virgin runt, who's below the age of 21, who browses 4chan instead of normie sites like Reddit and Facebook

>>53566566
theres reddit for that m8

>>53566479
>Do PPE or Classics
>Dick around for 3 years because you're guarranteed to have a job at the end of it
>Boss around some plebs
>Continue to drink

>Do Law
>Spend 3 years with slags and muzzies, working hard to gain a 2.1 or a 1.1
>2 more years of training
>Start with Oliver and Antony straight out of Queens College as your bosses

This country is silly sometimes

>>53566499
Trees blowing about and that
You autists always amuse me coming here so confused about """""""normie""""""" behaviour like your David Attenborough observing animals instead of lower life forms witnessing normal people act so normally your twisted little minds can't comprehend it

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>>53566538
I was here when I was 16 and none of you ever noticed

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>i "hang out" with people who do my course at uni

>>53566499
shattered glass flying towards their faces

>>53566515
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean.

>>53566598
everyone noticed you cretinous melt

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>>i "hang out" with people who do my course at uni

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>i went to uni

>>53566600
this desu
my course is full of stem autists haha

what kind of job does studying the classics get you

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lads how the f*ck do you feel knowing that i have decimated the (You) leaderboard this thread? i even came in first and still racked up the most replies

honestly how can you even cope knowing that

>>53566598
no one cares idiot

>>53566659
full-time twat

>>53566644
stem autists don't realise they're stem autists aha x

>>53566659
Someone I know did classics at Cambridge and now works for The Tab

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>i went to uni and didn't drop out

>>53566662
whats your record

>>53566659
i well paying one at daddies firm, obviously.

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>I care about (You)s

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Morning lads

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>>53566708
capitlised off david bowies death to cop these

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>>53566723
>le Donald Trump is Hitler may may

>>53566729
alri

>>53566659
>Junior undersecretary at Tory party branch your dad runs
>Job in Tory HQ under a spin doctor
>Advisory job at whatever business your dad runs
>Made up position at a FTSE company because your dad knows people
>Civil Service job with your dad getting you in the door
>Columnist in whatever newspaper supports your dads political/social views
>Dole because your dad couldn't help you out

etc, etc

>>53566662
got well over 700 real (You)'s before kid

I used to get up early every weekend as a child
How then fuck did I spend my time

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me n the lads before hitting the club last saturday night

>>53566757
write a book cunt

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>I save screenshots of (you)'s

>>53566757
i wish i was from old money Tbh. Instead of just leeching off dads money at uni, i'd get a guaranteed job at the end of it.

>>53566757
so it's just a badge of wealth en?

sounds p good imo

>>53566782
Watching cartoons?

>>53566783
>Sydney

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https://www.fb.com/ScienceAlert/posts/10153996360397518

ahaha they're literally stomping out beta runts before they even have a chance

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>I take screenshots because some anonymous neckbeards replying to my bait posts are my only achievements

how hard would you finger pupina stewart lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCQdlTF2QMU

>>53566852
hard enough she'd be like "that's enough ed i'm not in the mood" then i'd be like "oh is that not doing it for you?" haha

Birds bathing in the bird bath outside lads.

>>53566794
>Badge of wealth

It's networking, but it only works if you're in the right social circles to start with.
If you're normal/middle class and do Classics you're shunned by everyone as useless.
If you do well for youself though, 20 years later one of those cunts from your course will come asking if you can give his little Georgie boy a job.

cold out imo

What's the correct answer lads? I never finished high school ay

>>Jack, we'd like to do better

>>Please agree or disagree with the following statement: Facebook cares about its users.

>Strongly agree

>Agree

>Neither agree nor disagree

>Disagree

>Strongly disagree

>>53566827
Good guess, you're right haha

>>53566838
That would make more runts though?

How do parcel force work?
I ordered something and it was shipped with DHL, but the tracking says its been handed to Parcel force. I thought parcel force only took things out of the UK and didn't operate within the uk

>>53566783
what does 2 ok signs means? very ok?

>>53566886
Disagree

>>53566888
no because the parents only want alpha chads popping out of them and not the ones with cerebral paulzy

>>53566890
it's going to lithuania lmao

>>53566871
>tfw no qtgf to watch birds bathe in the birdbath

>>53566890
intercepted your package and its now heading to my house

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>>53566882
>non whites arent attractive
Why are leftists so racist?

Bastards, the lot of them

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why the heck did i get warned for this

>>53566942
Because your posts are shit, obvs

>>53566914
You tit ita making the retarded sperm actually have a chance

>>53566959
ummmm no sweetie x ...

>>53566942
>i take screenshots of warnings and post them on 4chan.

>>53566942
Thank you based Janny.

>>53566942
you'd best hide mate

currently woman spreading to fuck lads

>>53566499
It's literally a basic instinct for all animas to look towards where noise is coming from. I'm not even joking, it's literally a symptom of autism if you DONT look for where a noise is coming from.

>>53566942
Crikey mate i'd put a wallaby on the barbie and burn it and give it to the janitor with a couple of those drop bears before gettin back to the barbie and puttin some shrimp on for yourself before having a ncie cool fosters before goin for a surf on the great barrier reef before stopping some boats before gettin skin cancer cause youre a hard cunt who dont believe in sun cream

>>53566967
nah but dont respond to this again because i shant waste time on you again

>>53566465
Only on the hills

>>53566882
>tfw you pretend to be a female rape victim and disagree with """""""""""""""""""their"""""""""""""""""" opinion
>tfw they turn around and tell you it was your fault you got raped
honestly hilarious the amounts of double-standards and irony that come from these idiots

Bf's in a mood with me

>>53566998
>youre a hard cunt who dont believe in sun cream

everyone wears sunscreen you dickhead; sleep, slop, slap.

Not looking forward to exams t.bh

>>53567029
Were you too rough with his bp last night?

honestly i've only had the 2 flag extension for a few hours and am already putting all these other sissy little runts to shame

to shame.

Accidentally managed to get on the motorway today driving home
First time since I've been on the motorway since passing like 2 years ago haha

Rolling a joint and then doing a stoned
MATE BUD LMAO

>>53567035

My grandpa worked on a farm before sunscreen was invented, now he has to get skin cancers cut out of his face every 6 months.

>>53567066
did you poo yourself sound

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>everyone wears sunscreen you dickhead

>>53567065
Wait a few more hours and I'll be cunting your shit up t. Cucks

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>i use "cunt" as a verb

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>>53567083
get doxxed idiot

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Comfy

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>Why yes, you're absolutely right my fellow gentlesir! Before I doth my cap, I must say. I do have the extra flags extension!

>people are runtposting again
I enjoyed this gimmick back in the day and will embrace it again

>>53567121
DELETE THIS

>>53567121
>nautica
>bong inside

delete this

>>53567035
do chinese get skin cancer much though?