Did this country contribute to the world ?

Obligatory WiFi, tanks, fridges comment

Australia is a paradise, come and live here Frenchy.

They do bring good shit posting and banter.

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>>53562823
Yes :^)

new zealand is better anyway

cheap beef.

>>53562864
>come and live here Frenchy.

FULL

Can I move to Australia?

>>53563050
If you bring Mi Goreng, Katut.

>>53563010
It's only full to Muslims.
>>53563050
Are you a Muslim Indo or a civilised one?

>>53563050
not by boat

>>53563086
What's wrong with having Muslims in Australia?

>>53562823
I don't know. Why don't you ask the people of Villers-Bretonneux.

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>>53563191

>>53563191
We're full, not enough room

>>53563191
nice b8 m8

>>53563191
The problem is, we've got standing room only, no room for bending over towards Mecca.

See, we're a thoughtful lot we are.

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>>53563191

>>53563247
Not very funny anon, innocent people were injured and killed.

>>53563255
>>53563297

Then why did I get in?

>>53563258
How is that bait, you weeb.

DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>>53563310
>Not very funny anon, innocent people were injured and killed.
because of a muslim

>>53563191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9g0qC-9G3o

>>53563191
We're chockablock as it is, mate.

>>53563310
>Then why did I get in?
Administrative error, probably. Don't worry, I've called Immigration, they should fix it within three-to-six months.

>>53562823
Kangaroo

Koala

>>53562988
belarus is better anyway

>>53563310

Probably pretended not to be muslim til you got in.

>>53563333
Because of a radical and stupid Muslim, who interpreted the parts of the Quran to suit his views.

Nice quads though, faggot.

>>53563368
i believe they're actually quads

>>53563367
>>53563397

Have you guys actually met a Muslim or even got to know one? Or do you just watch and listen to whatever the news and other people tell you?

>>53563401
if muslims are good people then why is every single middle eastern country a shithole
>inb4 le epic western designed saudi cities

>>53563401

All muslims bend Islamic rules to suit their needs.

When was the last time you branded someones nose for not believing in islam?

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>>53563401
>>53563439
>muh modeate muslims
I hope you get beheaded cuck.

>>53563401
Seems to be quite a few muslims like that

>>53563439
Actually, I see a Muslim basically every day, lad.

>>53563439

Yeah I know a few, they're bosnian/paki/albanian muslims though.

One dropped islam and the others are about as haram as they could be.

Do I know any pure 100% believing muslims? No because they don't get an education or talk to people outside their community.

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>>53563439
:^)

>ITT Australian trolling other Australians
I thought you knew better

>>53563464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QaJVywi2bo

>>53563504
i'm just waiting for my game to finish downloading
this passes the time so much faster :^)

>>53563439
I employ a muslim from turkey, he is a very honest and hard working man. But he always wants to talk about religion and forces his shit onto me and wants me to convert and thinks im evil because i am catholic it pisses me off

>>53563442
You haven't been to every single Middle Eastern country if you think every single one is a shithole.

>>53563451
Show me where it says that I need to brand someone's nose for not believing in Islam.

>>53563489
So you personally know a Muslim and you see them everyday, and from that one person you think that all Muslims are terrible?

>>53563563
Tell him to not do that, he shouldn't be forcing the religion onto you.

>>53563624
>So you personally know a Muslim and you see them everyday,
Yes.

>and from that one person you think that all Muslims are terrible?
Where did I say that, Mr. Let's-Stereotype-People?

>>53563624
Waleed Aly fuck off

>>53563334
Why is that song so great?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ5Pqh6A9F4

L O L

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>>53563624

Start branding. Or maybe you haven't even read the quran?

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>the horror

>>53563624
What an Allahdamned second. Which Middle Eastern country isn't a shithole?

>>53563743
It's not as bad as I originally thought. It's like a caramello bit with a hint of vegemite.

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>>53563743
I like vegemite, I like chocolate but these two should never be together

>>53562823
Do your research, Frenchie.
The proud ANZACs worked as cannonfodder for the legendary Winston Churchill as he sent our soldiers to the shore of Turkey just to die in one of the most unnecessary attacks during World War 1.

I'll never forgive that fucking faggot, or any Britcuck that supported him.

>>53563743
That shit was delicious

>>53563050
I was going to tell you to fuck off until I realised you're not Polish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rO8oErxHm10

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>Have Muslim friend
>Actually gotten along with him really well for years
>Laugh whenever he acts haram
>Still concerned that at some point his people might try and wreck the place

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>>53564556
Oh Rog

>>53563191
It's only 2% of the population, but that's still too fucking much. Everything is wrong with having muslims here.

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>>53563191

>>53562823
Nothing,it's like a blank paper,only kangaroos and koalas

>>53562823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villers-Bretonneux

wew

>>53563191
Mate last week I had to walk 3km before I saw another living person. 10 years ago I'd have to go 4km. We're full to the brim.

>>53563801
Churchill was WW2 you dumb ass

>>53562864
This desu. Australia is an amazing place and it was a privilege to study there. I'll always have found memories of it and aussies arnt really like the fucks on this board. Sure most of them are rough but they have heart and once your pals with them then you are pals for life.

>>53564947
fuck off u indian cunt

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>>53564887
fucks sake

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>>53564722
I've never seen this before, but I like it. I like it a lot.

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>>53562823
No.

>>53564947

>calls us rough because we forced him to shit in a toilet

>>53565037
>file name
A hearty chuckle from me, Amerika. If it weren't for that flag I'd think you were another Aussie with bants like that

>>53564989
Im coming back in March. Let's settle this like men and have a boxing match. Only one of us can live in Australia, it's already full, so let's settle it with a boxing match eh?

>>53565068
I'm white and you're not
It's already settled, fuck off

Crocodile Dundee
uhhhhh . . . cheap beer
uhhhhhhhhh . . . . .nice looking architect
and Kangaroos?

amidoinitright?

>>53563401
He'd say something similar about your beliefs.

>>53565092
Standard Sydney rules.

>No snakes
>Ring will hang above a saltwater crocodile pit
>Funnel Web spiders are allowed after the third round

>>53563050
Remove kebab
>>53563191
i don't want a colonge/rotterham in Australia

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>>53565037

>>53562823
It's an additional piece of land whose only purpose is immigration

>>53565210
What the fuck did you just say?

>>53565210
You're about 60 years late.

>>53565137
you a mudslime pham?

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>>53565210
Why is Italy the fastest country in the world?
Because everytime you turn around you see a day go by.

>>53565210
>literally a fucking dong hanging off Europe

>>53562823
As a dump for other countries criminal sucm

>>53565210
Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
You can't fit that much shit in a shoe.

>>53565396
Like Germans?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMT_Dunera

>>53562823
Forgoten island.

yes
MARK VIDUKA
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>>53562823
>island at the ass end of the world
>hot, dry, on fire for half of the year, flooded for the other, infested with dangerous animals
>inhabited by natives even less advanced than Africans
>started as a prison colony
>somehow ends up as one of the wealthiest, most prosperous and most happy nations on Earth

We're a beacon of hope.

>>53565037
that one crocodile that eats his friends leg... fuck crocks mang

>>53565317
No M. Nightfamalan. I am a Chirstfag/Hindu mix

>>53565742
I once saw a 19ft crocodile. It was longer than our boat.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhitarkanika_National_Park

>It is a very good place to sight the giant Salt Water Crocodile, with one specimen growing to 23 feet in length

>>53565037
They need water, they should be near to the pool, yet you placed them in the dry place

>>53562864
No, fuck off, you're full

>>53566091
Who was the mad cunt that measured it?

>>53566092
that's water behind them lad, the green area. It's just covered in that algae, you can see some on the crocs too

>>53566092
That whole area behind em is pool. They are green from the algae.

Also how is that other croc so nonchalant about its limb getting ripped off? He's like Oi! Fuck! You silly poofta that's my foot

>>53563401
The Koran does support his views though

>>53566160
The guide told us. He works at the nature reserve, knows almost all the saltys that live there. Apparently there is a 23 footer living in that swamp. It's even been verified by guiness iirc

Hey India, suck my dick

>>53563743
makes me taste buds crindge

>>53566091
>19ft
I'm sorry I don't speak burger, speak to me in metric bruh

im moving to australia soon
prepare some money for me m8

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>>53562823

this piece of shit was made by british just to shitpost /int/

>cucks of emo

>>53568612
I guess around 5.8-6 meters ?

>>53562823
More than you in our short time.

>>53566091
You sure it wasn't a poo?

>>53562823
theyve done nothing. but japan imports "aussie beef " alot. people in general find it better and safer than amerifat one.

>>53569852
pipe it u silly gook cunt