Daily reminder that New Zealand is originally Russian territory and we have all rights to liberate it.
In 1589 Russian explorer Хyйпoймoв Ивaн Ивaнoвич opened it and named "Югo-зaпaдный Блядoдpищeнcк".
Funnily enough Russia was considered the biggest threat here before 1907. They still have guns on top of hills in Auckland built to attack the Imperial Fleet.
So you're not half wrong.