ITT: We help India. We list five things we would like India to work on, of which two are short-term goals, two medium-term, and one long-term.
Where short term = six to twelve months, medium-term = one to three years, long-term = three years or more.
1. Build loos
2. Show Indians that there is no scary poo witch in the loo
3. Teach Indians to poo in loo
4. Show them that they too can poo in loo
5. Everyone can poo in loo, now you can too
Now, I ask you, in your country's time of need... will you too poo in loo?
We need to make it so that the middle man gets cut out and then profit increases exponentially per year. We can do this by reducing the cost of fuwsdjrm and then balance with the dodls and make it work.
Make sure we reduce shipping costs and our clients will call us tomorrow, but if I don't I will leave a message with your receptionist. Tell them I went to a Black Lives Matter rally to show support and had to stop by the KKK rally to show support and to show I have no racial bias.
>Kill the poor, and make it to where they can't have children
>In 20-40 years the country collapses because there are no laborers
Pretty soon they'll start to import foreigners because someone needs to perform the labor. Sweden 2.0, though I guess it's not so bad considering we are talking about India.
One, two, you don't have a loo
Three, four, run out of the door
Five, six, among the shitty creeks
Seven, eight, it's time to defecate
Nine, ten, shit on the street again
1. Introduce strictly enforced one-child policy. Copy the main principles from China, focus on ways to enforce it in rural areas too.
If China could do it with like three times the landmass, then India should be able to too.
Allow people who can afford it to "buy" another child (basically pay a massive sum to have another child). This law is mainly in place to keep the huge population in check by curbing the population growth of the poor, but a growing middle and upper class is always good.
2. Enforce draconian countermeasures against corruption. Especially among the police forces.
I've been to India and the corruption is astonishing. Now, corruption will always be a problem in countries as poorly regulated against India, but there might be some ways to keep it in check using Stalinist tactics. Incentivize snitching and things like that.
3. Program for nationwide building of sewers and toilets.
This will take long, very long, but you can make massive progress within three years. Invest a lot of money in building basic toilet infrastructure in every large town in India, and make public defecation illegal (enforced by the police).
Have a realistic medium-term goal, for example reduce public defecation by 50% in three years. I could see that being possible
4. Total abolishment of caste system.
I know the government has been trying its best and has even introduced affirmative action programs, but go full on Mao on the population.
Make it illegal to have caste-based last names for example. I'm not familiar enough with India to think of other measures. Be absolutely draconian in this. This is something that needs to be purged from society.
5. Strengthen ties with China, no matter what the costs are.
The Sino-Pakistani relationship is threatening India. India needs to strengthen its ties with China, even if they have to cede (useless) territory from those disputes. A strong bilateral relationship will massively benefit India.
>Strengthen ties with China, no matter what the costs are
I dunno m8 they have a good position in terms of shipping lanes. A mutually beneficial arrangement with Africa, SEA or Aus will be better for them than letting the Chinese come in and take whatever they want for only their own benefit (which is what the Chinese tend to do).
The Chinese have a major problem with the age distribution due to the One Child Policy, they've actually relaxed it into a two child policy because it's become very stressful on their economy.
Strengthening ties with China will weaken Pakistan too, which is important. India has everything Pakistan has and more, so in theory they should be better allies than Pakistan.
It's just those stupid territorial disputes that ruin it.
Our fertility rate is pretty ok. One or two states lagging behind, they'll catch up.
already being tackled. Don't get your news from 4chan
you need to read up on the current laws if you believe govt hasn't already gone "full on mao".
Not a big concern imo. They're slimy, but we can deal with them if it comes to that.
Is this a meme? was someone literally telling you that you should increase your fertility levels? Wow no. This world is about to be reaping the terrible harvest of overpopulation. If anything your country and most others will probably be impletmenting measures to slow it withing 20 years.
1. Encourage people to not display their religious association in public, except on holy days.
2. Massively support Atheism
3. Encourage movie makers to make a movie that isn't just the same story with other actors and songs.
4. Annihilate Pakistan
5. Punch all those backwards people in the face until they change their attitude in a way that actually helps every citizen to get a better and just live.
i think as locals you know better your problems but yet
- access to clean water water water
- building better living places not just 3x3m barack and shits (it would create jobs too)
- administrative reform so that locals to have jobs and work at their province at least not traveling with trains and buses big distances for kind of nothing at the end
-better education on local bases not only in mumbai and big cities
call him Heracles then
The fifth Labour of Heracles (Hercules in Latin) was to clean the Augean (/ɔːˈdʒiːən/) stables. Eurystheus intended this assignment both as humiliating (rather than impressive, like the previous labours) and as impossible, since the livestock were divinely healthy (immortal) and therefore produced an enormous quantity of dung (ἡ ὄνθος). These stables had not been cleaned in over 30 years, and 3,000 cattle lived there. However, Heracles succeeded by rerouting the rivers Alpheus and Peneus to wash out the filth.