>tfw you will never be french

>>53557198
why would you want to be

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>Be French
>Get blown up

>>53557198
I don't see the mosque in that picture. That's not France.

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>>53557198
B-bonjour <x3

Any more comfy paintings like in OP's pic?

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>>53557198

>tfw you will never be french person in france speaking french everyday

>>53557198
overrated country

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>>53557198
>tfw you will never be Australian living in Melbourne

Being French doesn't cure the loneliness

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>You will never be Eastern European

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>>53557198
>mfw I will never be fr*nch

>>53557214
>>53557894
Plz

it is nice to be anyone
exept to be indian perhaps

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>tfw dual French-American citizenship

Pic related, taken from our boat in New Caledonia :)

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>>53557887
I don't get it.

>>53558622
might be the Mexican Commie-boo that spams all this Communist, pro-CCCP stuff in /cum/ general

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Of course you never will.

>>53557198
>tfw old Québec last name
>every time I'm in France people think it's cool for some reason

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>>53558653
But most of post-soviet countiers don't like communism at all.

>>53558732
yeah i don't get it either

i like Kadyrov, funny guy

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>>53558678
n-no bully

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>>53557846
>tfw I am

comfy

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>You'll never destroy the french

>>53558678
WE WUZ KINGSLAYERS AND SHIIIET

>>53558877
Bilel, you shitskin, pls go

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>>53558908
yeah i'm going

i won't be back until late tonight, see you then

>>53558908
report him to Manuel

>>53557846
It's fucking shit.

je voudrais etre francais aussi ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXougfcMU6o

great French songs

>>53559072
Well, you're already black enough to be french.

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>>53559113

>>53559172
it wasn't that funny

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>>53559194
It is
IF YOU ARE NOT FRENCH

>>53559236
look nigga, ive got French citizenship and I am very white

go to Marseille or something and yeah you'll see a lot of brown

but outside of the cities they're all white

ok

why is watching jerry lewis a french stereotype

>>53557198
Just convert to Islam dude, you'll be french in no time

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>you will never grow up in a 1000 year old french village
>you grew up in cookie cutter suburbia

>>53557198
>tfw you will never be french
Feels good man

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so you want to be a filthy and edgy atheist, always complaining, who loves to debate for every thing and who sees his country (if he knows history and cares) being destroyed by parasites and greedy men ? being constantly subjected to jewish propaganda, and having the memory of a goldfish ? and most of all, being helpless in front of the current events ?

>Be French
>Abandon his country to Arabs and niggers and come live in Quebec

We're getting invaded so fast by French fags we might as well become WHITER.

>tfw Quebec French becomes the most spoken French dialect in 50 years

i do not understand French English
why?

>>53559564
that fucking feel man

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>>53559608

how does Quebec keep getting away with it

>>53559659

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/montreals-french-invasion-why-immigrants-from-france-are-moving-in-en-masse/article21085397/

>tfw your country doesn't get the best migrants because your immigration policy is based

>>53559896
>because your immigration policy is based
Becouse your island is too far away, 2bh.

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>>53559896
>tfw your government makes it easier for chinks to immigrate here than anyone else bar australia

FUCK NEOLIBERALS
FUCK THE NATIONAL PARTY
FUCK CHINA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53560018
chinese collapse soon brother

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>>53559288
>there are white folks in a white country
Noshit pal.
Also most of us here shitpost so don't take everything seriously just relax and have a good time

>>53557298
>minitel
Noice

>>53559564
Damn ! right in the feels..

>>53558879
WE WUZ COMMIES N SHIET

fuck I hate this meme

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>>53557198
I am, but I'm not.

>>53557198
You can still go buy a baguette on your bicycle wearing a béret and a thin moustache. You have baguettes, right?

>>53560818
>baguette
Don't you mean long-crunchy bread?

>>53560887
Yes.

>>53560818
OP probably has wanderlust and watched Amelie too many times.

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>no French gf speaking the cutest language in the world (French) to you

>>53561285
baise moi comme une chienne avec ta petite bite de niakoué

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>>53561314

i hate the french

>>53557198
Too much niggers in France nowadays. I better stay Russian. Though we have millions of churkas. Hmmm...

>>53561365
russians ARE niggers...

>>53561396
Churka, go away to your -stan.

I've always thought it would be cool to grow up in Denmark or Norway

Maybe I am wrong but it just seems like fun places

>>53557887
Wut,wow well this never happened before, idk how to react