How can Australian men even compete?

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BIG

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>>53555118
FEATHERED

fuck off, they can't even fly they're little bitch birds stop posting them

>>53555263
>be Aussie
>get cucked by Emyus

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>>53555263
>Aaaayyyy white boy
>we're gonna take your bitch
>run a train on her
>watch her come back for more

Is it true that australian girls prefer emus over australian """"""""""""men""""""""""""?

>>53555303
>>53555327
fuck you, my wife's chicks call me dad now
that emu fuck doesn't even have a job

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>>53555415
>typical Aussie raising the strong emu bull's young as his own

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why is everybody so obsessed with our animals

>>53555082
Emus are by far the most superior of ground birds.

Emus are by far the most superior of ground birds, I'm happy by wife's kids are part emu. They'll get much further in life with feathers than skin.

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>mfw

theyre better than niggers

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>typical Australian Woman and her bf
>husband is taking the photo

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>>53555082
>it's an emu thread

>>53555118
>>53555159
EMUED.com

>>53555415
My fucking sides

Are they dangerous? They look dangerous

>>53555933
Yes

>>53555998
>>53555933
Pffft in America we just shoot Emus when they try to seduce our women.

Aussies are nogunz.

>>53555933
Only for little Aussie whitebois.

>>53555933
they're harmless

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>>53555933
These motherfuckers are who you want to watch out for. They'll claw your dick off if you get close.

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>>53556105
Careful boy...

>>53556038
Stop implying that you lot are somehow selective in your shootings

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>Dad this is my new boyfriend
>That's cool, right?

Wat do North Americans?

>>53556198

shoot it

>>53556198
<BLAM BLAM BLAM>

Take that you feathered bitch

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Australian Woman out on a hot lunch date with a big dicked Emu

>>53556360
Tfw no human gf to feed me from a bucket

>>53556198
Disown her

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>Australian men are taught to lie down in a submissive posture when confronted with a dominant Emu

MY FUCKING SIDES

>american "banter"

>>53556198
Eat the goose, for real it's tasty.

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>>53556548
>this is what happens when you send your kids to school with emus

We tried to warn you bro. We told you dog.

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>>53555328
Yes Dmitri its all true, Aussie grills are dropping their pants for Emu birds left and right while Aussie men are total cucks.

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You guys should see the animals we used to have here.

>>53559801
>that's pretty big, but surely they went extinct millions of years ago
>died off less than 30,000 years ago

>>53555082
top kek

>>53559879
>30,000
it's still in a cave somewhere just waiting for emus to chase unsuspecting tourists in

>>53559879
4u

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>>53559879
Australia held onto its dinosaurs until relatively recently.

Typical.

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I'll sic my mate dave the cassowary on the cunt