>You wake up >Notice everyone else is gone >Turn on

if Aécio won this would never have happened

>>53554923
Jerk off, then pray.

>>53554923

jerking to porn webm

Trying to survive, in panic.

Probably crawl in a fridge

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>Wake up

Masturbate

>ctrl-F
>"Laugh maniacally with arms outstretched"

Can't believe nobody has typed this yet.

Also, requesting the picture of the laughing fat boy with arms outstretched and half the body disintegrated in a nuclear blast

>>53554923
Open up a beer, look out the window, and contemplate about the meaning of life...

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>How do you spend your last moments?
Find a pack of Heineken, sit back, open a bottle, wait to meet my Creator.

Laugh maniacally for 15 minutes with arms outstretched and giving two middle fingers to the incoming nuke in the sky

>>53554923
Hide under the bed

>>53555128
>Heineken
Utterly disgusting.

Drive to the beach which takes 5 minutes

Spend 10 minutes staring sadly at the waves

Put on my handy hazmat suit and go to the basement where I have everything prepared and closed the two contamination doors

:3

Call a Portuguese anon Alberto Barbosa right before the nuke hits.

>>53555225
It goes down easy, so I think it's okay for me.

>>53554923
Go to my local pre-designated vault-tec underground shelter

>>53554923
>>Fallout shelter is too far away, you'll never make it in time
lose weight you land whale
10 metres isn't far

>>53554957
this

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Jacking off to the BLACKED torrent that finished downloading.

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>>53556387

>>53554923
Shitposting on /int/

>>53554923
shitpost the countries that have already blown up on /int/