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>be in Japanese airport
>use toilet
>seat heated
>ass is spotless
>get to Chicago
>use toilet
>have to wipe 5 times
Why isn't this standard in all first world countries? Its literally barbaric to use dry paper. You wouldn't wipe of dog shit off your arm with dry paper.
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>>seat heated
NOPE
that reminds me of when I pooped at school when I was a kid
when you got that feeling you just knew some kid had been seated there MINUTES ago
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>go to India
>no toilets, only streets
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>>53551961
>5 times
I have to wipe countless times before it's clean.
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>>53551961
I always take rock hard shits that leave me clean

Haven't wiped in months
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>>53552251
You must be living more or less healthy life style. Sadly that's not the case for most people.
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>>53552067
who gives a shit bout that
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>>53552325
me and the kid before me
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>>53552213
>>53552251
How do you do it? When I shit I spend literally ten minutes just wiping until there's no more shit on the paper at all.
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>>53551961
well it's not standard back here but some of our shopping mall has similar toilet
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I just wait until 3 A.M. to shit so I can use my neighbor's bird bath to clean my bum.
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you can get bidets that attach to the toilet separately

i've thought about it, but if I fuck up installing it It will flood the apartment when I'm gone
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If you have to wipe five times you need to eat more fibre 2bh
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I always adjust a power of the water spray to MAXIMUM so that the water can go into my bowel.
If you have constipation, I highly recommend this. You can soften your hard shit with water.
I can't even shit without these shower toilet.
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>>53552325
>who gives a shit bout that
>gives a shit
hehe
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>>53551961
I got the thing for about $100 after I moved into my current apartment, and the quality of my life has been improved dramatically just with such little money.
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>>53552325
me
it feels awful
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>>53552374
dont wipe too hard, and use water if you dont want to destroy your asshole
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>>53553137
What are you talking about? Warm toilet seats are comfy as shit
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>>53553302
not when its warmed by someone elses butt
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>>53553466
Is this some new meme? When you plop your ass down on a toilet seat it's pretty much guaranteed yours isn't the first to touch it, might as well be warm and comfy.
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Westerner consider toilet as just a shitplace.
But we Japanese take it into consideration that we can have a sex or masterbation in toilet.
Then, it is obvious that more clean the toilet is, more comfortable we feel.
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>>53552374

I only stop wiping when I see blood on the paper
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>>53554538
Where you guys don't considerate to have sex?
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>>53552155
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/01/07/India-woman-injured-by-suspected-human-waste-from-airplane-bathroom/1081452191751/

Well, not just the streets anymore.
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nozzles are often shit-covered.
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>>53552642
you're giving yourself an enema. the gays do that before having anal sex.
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>>53551961
70% of Japanese houses has this type toilet.
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>>53551961
>tfw setting pressure to the max and getting an enema
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>>53553087
>heated toilet seat
>quality of life improving
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>>53554775
>he doesn't want a clean butthole
smdh tbqh senpai
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>>53552067
It's completely different, trust me. Heated seats feel way better than normal seats and even more better than seats that somebody else just sat on minutes ago.

Japan has high-tech toilets everywhere. Bizarrely, it also has squat toilets everywhere. A squat toilet is just a porcelain-lined hole in the ground that you squat over. You can usually find at least one stall with a squat toilet in every bathroom. I don't know why the Japanese like them so much when they've got heated seats with a built-in bidet.
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>>53555769
It is good 2bh.
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>>53551961
>seat heated
well, washing ass with water aside, it's pretty cool. cold seat is fucking uncomfortable in winter.
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>>53555769
Mine doesn't have seat heating option.
I'm just glad that I can wash my ass after i take a dump.
Do you wipe you hand with paper if you get shit on your hand?
It's fucking disgusting.
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I have it in my house. But it is not quite common in public toilet in here. So i always prepare this wet wiper in my bag.
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Junkies and massive lard asses break all the nice things. Can't have any in public places.
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>>53558160
Can you flush it and not clog the toilet?
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i wash my asshole everytime after defecation
feels goodman
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>>53558188
we still have a paper only trash baskets next to toilet. Additionally 1 or 2 of it doesnt clog a toilet.
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I sawed public toilet shower head covered by someone's poop.
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>>53558419
sawed->saw
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Am I the only one that gets completely naked before shitting?
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>>53559891
yes
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>>53559891
On occassion, yeah. Sometimes I'll just get the unexplainable urge to take my shirt off while shitting
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>>53558200
Lol, churka gtfo!
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almost never made me leave the airport because it feels too damn good tbqhwy
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>>53559928
I usually take my shirt off out of habit. It started because I went through a germaphobe phase as a teen and couldn't stand the idea of the hem of my shirt touching the top of my buttcrack.
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>>53559891
I'm sure you're not alone however its not normal. Would you do that in a public restroom?

I remember seeing some guy in some restroom stall with his underwear and pants to the floor while taking a dump. Shit was weird.
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>>53551961
Heated seats sound nice; don't really care about the bidet. If you can't wipe properly, you're a child or mentally childish.

>>53558068
>Do you wipe you hand with paper if you get shit on your hand?
We wash our hands with soap.
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I wish I had a Japanese toilet

I always take showers after using the toilet because toilet paper feels dirty
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>>53560011
Of course not. Only in the comfort of my own home.
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>be wiping ass
>dig in to where you bleed
>paper tears inside
>still smear shit all over my hand
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>>53560068
Wtf? Do you wipe with sandpaper?
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>>53559891
I take my pants off and squat on the toilet to shit

>>53560011
I have literally never taken a shit in a public space in my lifetime. Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. I can't even make myself shit when I know strangers are nearby, even at home with anyone awake/home I can't go.
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>>53560068
>>dig in to where you bleed
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>>53560011
That's perfectly normal desu. I don't do it that way but it's perfectly normal
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>>53560116
If you drank a substantial amount of alcohol you would understand
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>>53551961

Because Japanese people respect the public and probably dont break things for fun, but in the West those complicated toilets would be broken in a week.
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>>53559950
Дa pyccкий я. Пpaвocлaвный.
Пpocтo - чиcтaя жoпa, этo нa caмoм дeлe хopoшo.
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>>53560144
How much alcohol are we talking? I drank to the point of blowing chunks before and never had this problem. This must be a problem for a severe alcoholic.
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>>53560147
I wonder if its because in Japanese schools students are forced to clean up there schools. I think its a good idea, this teaches kids to respect public property and clean up after themselves.
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>>53557950
> A squat toilet is just a porcelain-lined hole in the ground that you squat over.
Those for slavs. And they are much more healthy than sits
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>>53560278
It's true that they're healthier but they're also disgusting and I will never use one.
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>>53551961
>>53552213
>>53552251
>>53552374
>>53559891
fucking degenerate new worlders
what the fuck? Why dont you put all those prisoners to cleaning your public toilets if its so fucking horrible.
I expected more from 1st world countries.
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>>53560298
So you will die eventually while defecating.
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>>53560350
No I will die at the age of 500 when I run out of money and can no longer afford my futuristic life extension medication.
By then I will have long ago replaced my anus with a machine.
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>>53560247
Not binge drinking but drinking a lot consistently over time. Last year I got a smear of pure blood almost every time I wiped but I haven't been drinking much this month and it's been pretty normal brown fare
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>>53560399
Nice.
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>>53560094

Regular paper but I wipe with force and strength

>>53560408
Is that what it is ? I drink constantly and sometimes I'll just squirting out red shit that burns my asshole and hurts to wipe but I'll still wipe til the paper tears. My hand usually smears with shit when it's brown
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>>53560408
Not just constipation? Sometimes you get blood in your poo if you eat like shit for a while. But what you described sounds horrific; clip your nails senpai.
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>>53560509
>>53560408
Yet another reason never to become an alcoholic.
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>>53551961
>>have to wipe 5 times
You mean your ass, the toilet seat or the floor to even get to the toilet itself?
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>>53560509
Most likely bile mixed with blood
>>53560523
I'm never constipated and it's not from scratching...
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>>53560604
(You)
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>>53560548
I'm a nightly alcoholic and my shits come out nice and clean barring weird food incidents.
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>>53559826
that gif....

>>53560604
Polish sanitary scientist are best scientists
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>Turn off electricity
>Japs start dieing like rabid dogs
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In the multikulti western world you cannot have fancy public toilets because certain people will chimpout and ruin them. All the new ones we have are very 'durable' because of this , uncomfy tho. At least can still have a fancy bidet toilet in private house.
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>>53551961
why the fuck does that toilet have so many buttons?
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>>53560399
Unless you're the one that won the lottery yesterday, you ain't gonna afford no life extension drug. Sorry.
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>>53559891
No,
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>>53560042
>We wash our hands with soap.
What about your butt?
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>>53560738
that's to clean your skanky boipucci, Zheng.
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>>53560738
toilet plays Mp3's while you shit
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>>53560804
Also with soap, in the shower.

Maybe the bidet is not a bad idea.
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>>53560854
toilet-time is for silent introspection
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>tfw hairy ass and wiping is a nightmare

i have to shower after every shit or i get dingleberries/infected asshole
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>>53551961
>tfw use this
>adjust the water slightly too hot
>feel the pinch in your rectum
>almost instantly turns to comfy tier
>enjoy the warm shitless feeling

In the case of no shower
>fold the paper
>wet the other side
>wipe/clean rectum
>repeat 4-6 times
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>>53560959
>tfw hairy asshole and wipe a few times and never been infected
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>>53562237
I mean this
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>>53551961
>mfw never gotten to experience water shot up my butt
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>>53551961
>go to india
>streets are heated
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>>53552251
>>53552298
>rock hard shit
>healthy
pick one
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>be in japanese bullet train
>go to toilet
>squatpot

welp

guess i'm holding it for another 3 hours
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I;ll squash all my eggs in one basket if I could get a dollywagger like that to work. HEEEEEEEEEEEE
illtelluwut
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>>53552067
whoa.
bitch please. say that at least after trying it.
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>>53562717
Can we slam our buttcheeks together ina rhythmic fashion like drums?
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>>53554654
DESIGNATED SHITTING AIRSPACE
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>shit
>wipe
>wipe with wet paper with soap
>shower anus
>tfw clean ass
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>install luxury smart toilets in public spaces
>retards and arabs still squat on them and shit outside, on the keypad, etc.
this is why
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>>53551961
Don't talk SHIT about Chicago man. Not kidding.
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>>53551961
>pic
I'm not sure if I'm going to shit or fly into space
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>not shitting hard crap so there is no shit on the toilet paper at all on the first wipe
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>>53562456
And they use solar power. So green, so progressive.
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