Do my us bros have a ticket yet?
I just want to gtfo this state and have a nice electric car. I didn't say I wanted a mansion with pissing statue water fountains, a Rolex, a $5000 bottle of liquor, or any of that pointless crap. Just the car and a laptop for the first year or so.
Getting mixed signals from a girl.
>talking with girl I knew from HS on facebook
>graduated last year
>see her occasionally while I'm working
>Tell her I like her and ask her out
>"awww" not "I like you too"
>says she's busy but will be free some time next week
>suggest what we should do. she likes it
>ask what days she's free, needs to check her work schedule
>change the subject
>seen but no reply 4 hours ago
I'm probably overthinking this, but the possibility that she's just being too nice to properly reject me is making me anxious.
I understand wanting a puropse, I understand that not experiencing adversity and not having to do work is not respectable and is for bitches.
But if I could be a neet, I'd still work in a sense. I'd educate myself and work out and such.
yeah those aren't mixed signals, you've been rejected softly. You my have a chance to take her out still but she ain't really considering going out with you long term. Just try and change her mind somehow if you do go somewhere
well, it's not the first time she's randomly stopped talking but gotten back to me later.
When we first started talking, her replies were over a whole day apart.
Maybe you're right, but I've never had a girl sugarcoat a rejection that much.
Posting stupid frogs won't get you a gf
>kitchen smells because I haven't done the dishes in two weeks
>floor covered in dirty laundry
LIVING THE DREAM
>finally have a bed after months of sleeping on a couple of pillows
I AM BECOME COMFY, DESTROYER OF LOWER BACK PAIN
I don't like to see these types of movies with people because it all turns into a joke.
One time we were watching Saving Private Ryan and my cunt aunt laughed at the scene at the beach where that guy is looking for his arm and then he finds it and carries it like a briefcase. I yelled at her to shut up of course but the immersion was already ruined.
Sometimes I like to sleep on my couch just because.
sounds super comfy
my parents bought me a bed and it's coming in tomorrow, I've been on a futon like cushion on the floor
>I have a nice queen size bed in my room
>For whatever autistic reason I much prefer sleeping on the blown out living room couch every night
I honestly have no idea why. It's way less comfortable, but I sleep better there.
I do believe you have up to a year to collect your winnings, so wait until everyone forgot about the lottery and moves on to the next thing.
ive survived on nothing but 1 cliff bar and 3 beers a day for the past 4 days so I could buy online access codes and the 2 books that I couldnt do without for school
If I didnt have adderall this wouldn't be possible
I think it's because I spend so much time on the computer in my room, so it's hard for me to sleep in here. "They" say that's bad, to watch TV and be on the computer all the time in the room that you should associate with sleeping. I think that's why for me. I'd put my computer in a different room, but there's nowhere for it to go.
I used to have a super comfy sectional, the cushions were so huge and they would just sink and eat you up. The only problem is after moving to a place with tile floors the seats were not together and they slipped and slid all over the place so it became death and got sold. the new couch isn't too comfy at all
I don't think so
Grats on the bed though.
Once I had to sleep in a tent without a sleeping bag because it got wet.
Not a pleasant experience desu
some bullying is allowed.
that sounds terribly uncomfortable. I could barely do sleeping bags when I go camping
I haven't heard trump say much of anything about gays, which is good because they're a meme issue and there's more important things to focus on.
The Brits have some obesity shows. They're really funny, some are uploaded on youtube. One of them all the contestants get a trip to the USA to meet morbidly obese people who are suffering the health affects later in life.
Its pretty entertaining.
>all those skinny male teens who have to wash their moms because fungus grows in their folds.
>that episode with the fat fetishist loading his wife with bacon.
They already can get married.
You mean other places you're required by law to publicly claim it? I'd probably temporarily get my name changed just to avoid relatives I've never heard of showing up at my door step.
Bad enough your government eats up like 30% of all winnings ever. One of my co-workers said it's a nightmare to get that money back if you're a foreigner. They make it hard on purpose to try and keep the money and make interest off it.
Yeah as much of a nutjob as Trump is he's the only one willing to do anything about that
And like I said he probably won't be able to turn back progress so we won't be losing a whole lot I reckon
bongs are fat enough as is, they may as well have stayed home.
It's always been a waste of time issue and a useless distraction
I think two shows did it, but this is the one I picked up from an easy search. Think they added underweight people into the mix because fat people got mad. But yeah, trip for the fatty to meet one of your fatties. 12mins in for Murrica.
>Probably just so it's easier for the feds to track you down and get their cut.
I doubt it. Your name would still be in the paperwork, it's just anonymous claims mean you don't get the photo ops and names in the paper.
>anon wins lottery and fills a field with bounce houses
>slowly everyone gets lost and cant escape
>small groups fight over party food only to throw up from the constant rocking and bouncing
It would be great
>it's just anonymous claims mean you don't get the photo ops and names in the paper
Which is the exact problem they have with anonymity. If someone sees a lottery winner in the paper, they might go
>hey, this regular guy won 1.5 billion in the lottery
>if I play the lottery too, maybe I could win 1.5 billion as well
Thus boosting sales. It doesn't have the same effect if they just say some unnamed individual won it, and it makes some people think the whole thing is a sham, thus not playing at all.
They don't care if it brings you or your family annoyances or harm as long as they get players. If they did, winners wouldn't needlessly be put at risk.
I'm not saying it doesn't make sense why they wouldn't want winners to be publicly named. I'm saying it's unjust that there aren't laws and lawsuits against the government for ruining the "consumers" public life by forcing them to be publicly announced as newly rich.
It's like some weird form of public shaming, only you're putting them at risk of harassment and theft for coming into new money. Considering how many lottery winners end up broke they shouldn't be forcing publicity on them. If they want a face of lottery winnings give them some sort of incentive.
That said, if you won the lottery and could prove it, then you'd have no trouble hiring some security or simply disappearing after you win the money.
>decide to play cities skylines
>only decent looking map is covered in clouds in fog 100% of the time
>cant remove it in default settings despite hundreds of results of people asking how to remove it
>all mods to remove it no longer work after an update
>theres no way to fucking remove the stupid repeat cloud texture that never stops
Worst fucking game ever, EA's new sim city is better
I have no idea how I should get my haircut
yeah and they all suck shit
You've got shit taste if you think EA's simcity was good
ESPECIALLY because of maps, that was the worst thing about it
reddit is cancer, bu theres a good guide for lottery winners on there.
get a full partner from one of the top 5 law firms in the country to handle all the details, and get the money put into trusts, and foundations so your family cant sue you for your sheckels.
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!1
I genuinely like Cities Skylines but there's a few things which are rather annoying and which they really could have fixed themselves before releasing
For example, the way the game handles left-hand turns. It's downright abysmal, and actually has an impact on the game.
maps and mods aren't the same thing, and the maps don't "fix" anything, they just add more content.
I don't think anything is broken in skylines, but there are some things that could use some tuning.
>random Chinese guy gave me his recently stamped train ticket so I wouldn't have to stamp my own
I think SimCity: Societies might be more your speed, champ
because in the default game there's no way to customize intersections, and so even if you have a really busy intersection there's no way of actually having a set of lights to allow left-hand turns, let alone a turning lane which cuts into the boulevard in the case of 2-lane roads. And so you're stuck with cars which just cut in front of each other, which slows down traffic by a huge amount. And of course the light only lasts like 5 seconds, so all it takes is for one big vehicle to make a left turn and suddenly you're stuck with a traffic jam.
Based on what? Me telling you a game you like is bad?
Yeah you're not just bitter or anything...
Oh you also highly value the opinion of video game journalists? I sure love me some video game journalists and their objective view on games.
No he just got off the train. Tickets last for 90 minutes.
It was at a station that has had an abnormally high amount of pedestrians killed by the train though. Usually because they never learned that look both ways before crossing the street thing.
Yeah, but EA ruined Maxis, just like they ruin all good things.
You could take SC:4, update the graphics, iron out a few bugs and you'd have a great game to re-release, which is essentially what Skylines did.
Why would I be bitter about your garbage tier opinions on some clouds?
>top post is getting more money out of it
FOR WHAT PURPOSE? I could retire my entire family and all of my closest loved ones with that kind of money, and we could all live good upper class lives. If anything I'd be wondering just how to actually spend all the money I do get.
>Maybe he's rich and knew at first sight you were poor. :^)
I am sort of poor/ was shopping in a neighbourhood that has cheaper stores. It's also the part of my city that all the immigrants live. Also wealthy people don't take the train and it's actually somewhat common for people to leave recently stamped tickets at the machine here (I do it too). It's just the first time someone went out of their way to give me theirs so it was really nice.
And Calgary. Our trains are above ground and there's crosswalks and roads with train lines so sometimes there's accidents because people don't pay attention.
You're obviously the bitter one by replying to all of my posts, nerd.
I never played more than an hour of societies cause it was garbage and way too easy
You can mod skylines to be very similar to a modded SC:4 clone if you know what you're doing.
M-muh parallel processing.
But seriously though, it was a gift, and I wanted something with a decent videocard since I didn't have the option of getting a desktop as well at the time. ( NO MONIES ).
y510p breddy gud all around, family.
A lonely, slutty, bitter professor and christmas cake was teaching a class on male sexuality.
”Ara ara, before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship my disgusting vagina and accept that real men are only attracted to mature women and that only perverts love little girls!”
At this moment, a brave, adorable, pure loli who had cuddled her onii-chan 1500 times and understood the superiority of little girls and fully supported a loli's right to love anyone she wants to walked up to the professor and grabbed her boobs.
”What are these things, onee-chan?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “Those are my breasts, you silly loli. I use them to attract men.”
”Wrong. They're disgusting, cancerous lumps of fat. If men, as you say, found them attractive... you would have a boyfriend right now.”
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and tampons. She stormed out of the room crying those christmas cake crocodile tears. The same tears grannies cry for the “poor” onee-chans (who suck hundreds of dicks in a single month) when they jealously try to NTR deserving lolis. There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished to be the little girl. She wished so much that she could turn into a cute loli, but she herself said that the only people who wanted to do that were perverted neckbeards!
The students applauded and all hugged their imoutos that day and swore to protect their smiles. An eagle named “Delicious Flat Chest” flew into the room and perched atop the loli's head and shed a tear on her cute twintails. "What are we going to do on the bed?" was read several times, and moot herself showed up and turned everyone into cute little girls.
The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She died of the slut plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Lolis are love, lolis are life
>moot herself showed up and turned everyone into cute little girls
My uncle owns a hunting cabin right near Teddy K's shack. I've probably walked right past it
Inte lotto nummret.
Nummer som följer efter chugå. Självklart att jag har skrivet chugå fel, men om du e svenska skulle du vet vilken nummer det e.
Fast, du sa fast istället av men... så... Jag tror dig.
Most lotteries evenly divide jackpots among all winning tickets. It's the only system that wouldn't be total bullshit.
I think there's a bit of a grace period to claim your winnings before they are paid out.
>Want to post a comical image that somehow employs the text "BATTLE ROYALE"
>There exists now a movie titled battle royale.
>All my googling is related to said film
Basically the effect I wanted.
>when you and another /cum/ster win the lottery
>vad gör du in Sverige?
Precis nu? Lagar mat.
Jag e gift med en svenska, så flyttade jag hitt.
Nä. Jag skulle aldrig vara så sverigeboo att lära mig svenska om jag behövas inte.
Jag någonsin mobbade folk som lärde dom svenska, och nu är jag här. Ganske ironisk.
>Jag e gift med en svenska
>komma hit och sno våra kvinnor
>Jag skulle aldrig vara så sverigeboo att lära mig svenska om jag behövas inte.
>Jag någonsin mobbade folk som lärde dom svenska
Fina meningar :3
Hur länge har du bott här? Trivs?
>Hur länge har du bott här? Trivs?
Ett år Och det går bra. Jag tycker om vädret ( seriöst ). Det e så mycket mer mild än där jag bodde i Kanada.
Och det e sant att jag e obror. Jag e din syster nu.
theres a webm of a guy taking it all on /b/ every now and then
>due to a typo on our website the drawing is invalid
>NEXT WEEK THE POWERBALL WITH BE WORTH 1.9 BILLION DOLLARS AMERICA
>forget to shake up ketchup
>sprays gross watery shit all over my food
>tfw brother and sister are blonde hair/ blue eyes and people think I look Italian or Spanish
just kill me lads
>Ett år Och det går bra.
Har du brevat i /SvT/ någon gång eller hatar du oss?
>Jag tycker om vädret
var i Sverige bor du? Nästa för kallt när det blir -15 C
>Jag e din syster nu
>Har du brevat i /SvT/ någon gång eller hatar du oss?
Nästan aldrig. Jag besöker 4chan när jag vill relaxa o inte träna mitt svenska så mycket.
Och jag tycker att /svt/ e ointressant.
>var i Sverige bor du? Nästa för kallt när det blir -15 C
Och -15 C okej. Denna vinter e lite mer kall någon dagar men mest e milda o fina.
I usually skim through bump order and high reply on /b/ and /wsg/ every couple months otherwise its just reposts from 4-6 years ago desu. reddit the board even
>Jag besöker 4chan när jag vill relaxa
då ska jag inte störa mer, hörs säkert mer. Brukar vara i /cum/ under nätterna.
För långt, annars hade en öl suttit fint!
>Och jag tycker att /svt/ e ointressant.
alltså hatar oss.
>Denna vinter e lite mer kall någon dagar men mest e milda o fina.
Jo har varit skönt fram tills 1-2 veckor sedan. Hur gammal är du förresten?
every big dildo user lives in a fantasy land so that they never recognize the fact that their ass is hanging out 24/7
Keep the dream alive
It is both of those things
It's not my thing at all but nonetheless it was quite the watch
My flights are booked buds
Going to Quebec for a month