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i just got bitten by a fucking spider in bed
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i just got bitten by a fucking spider in bed

fuck it hurts

i can't even find the piece of shit what the fuck
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Rest in peace, m8
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common occurrence, no problem
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nigger get off the anime forum and go to the hospital. you're going to die.
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>>53549417
You'll be fine
>Australia
RIP
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>>53549438
i'm literally not going to hospital it's too long a drive i'd rather take my chances

i will fucking kill it though i am literally looking around right now holy shit FUCK i don't even know what it was but it hurts like hell itself
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>>53549466
Don't listen to this fag, stream your slow painful death live on cam pls
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>>53549417
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>>53549417

I saw a spider last year.
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MEMES
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What I like about Aussies.

They humorously shitpost even as they're about to die.

Go to the hospital you abo
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>>53549505
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>>53549513
oh please only old people and children die to spider bites
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>>53549417
Invest in Eastern Poland till you die or you will be bullied by a Poles in hell.
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>>53549521
That was your mum m8, did you already forget what she looked like?
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>>53549563
why would i go to hell i'm clearly a fucking saint and stuff
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>>53549505
this is an extremely rude post which I want removed immediately
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>>53549563
investing in all those lazy bastards who steal silesian money?
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>>53549544
>>53549656
ibun
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>>53549563
good post
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>be Australian
>get bitten
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>>53549730
AND WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THAT

i'm literally suing for use of my right arm cunt

CUNT
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>>53549417
Chances are it's a Sydney funnel-web. RIP in peace m80
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>>53549783
>CUNT

this is the biggest legacy of Australia.
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>>53549593
Don't swear, you are making it only worse.
>>53549689
what money? The only money we wanna steal from them aren't real
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/08/nazi-gold-train-investigators-start-excavating-poland
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>>53549783
Probably Ireland or Scotland lad

In which case, good fucking luck getting that settlement money
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>>53549830
I have understood that you're from them what DDR was for western germany :3
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>>53549929
for them*
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>>53549543

>going to hospital for a spider bite

Are you serious or just memeing?
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lads i don't want to blog but the pain is incredible i guess i actually will go to some sort of medical institute lol

inb4 other australians call me soft cunt
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Fuck insects m8

Like what reason do they have to fuck with us when we aren't even doing anything? What compels a retarded spider to bite a sleeping person who is clearly no threat to it?
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>>53550020
soft cunt
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>>53550020
soft cunt
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>>53549417
Aren't you cunts used to this shit already?
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>>53550020
if anyone asks we'll tell them you were posting about it for weeks and self-medicating with booze before getting it looked at
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>>53550020
Do it retard. Stop wasting your life on this anime site
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>>53550020
rip OP

2016-2016
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>>53550162
*2001-2016
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>>53549417
I've had that happen to me, too.

I just heard this faint *thud*, like the sound of someone gently tapping a desk.
>Did something fall over?
I turn on the light; nothing to see.

I go back to sleep, but I am woken up by this intense pain, an absolute burning, from the inside of my loins

tl;dr I was molested by a spider in my sleep
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I narrowly avoided being bitten by a Black Widow

It was pretty scary
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>>53550299
poor you
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>>53550020
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>53550020
Dude show us your bits. Let /int/ be the doctor
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>>53549505
>stream
>australia
like with his data cap? it will cut off in the best part

>>53549417
go to the hospital you abo shit, or call them so they could send a choppa, you do have a lot of medic helicopters i've heard
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>>53549505
did you fall off the edge already?
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>>53549689
>lazy bastards
>latin america
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>>53549454
Not really. Every time a non-australian complains about a spider bite it's safe to assume a flea or other bloodsucker nailed them. Unless they saw with their own eyes as it happened, it's just an unknown bite and unknown bites are hardly ever a spider.
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>>53550020
Always knew Aussies were soft cunts.
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>>53550481
What the fuck happened to my 4chan
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>Visit /int/ for the first time
>This is the first thread I see

Fuck me, what have I been missing out on?
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>>53549563
underrated post
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>>53550559
far too much
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>>53550559
leave while you still can
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>2016

>literally every human being has a fucking phone with a camera

>doesn't post actual pictures of himself dying

>On a vietnamese meme sharing board

Fuck off
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>>53550552
Australia has the worst internet in the world

It's even worse than Afghanistan's
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>>53550499
>another bison hunter

the only good thing you guys have is your accent
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>>53550020
soft aussie faggot
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>>53550559
A good time
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OP pls respond r u ded
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>>53550674
Suwalszczyzna mustard race, no shitty bialorussian accent here senpai
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>>53550741
Spider bite nicked him m8
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>>53549505
>Australia
>stream
The only shit he'll be streaming is the spider venom down his blood torrent
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>>53550822
Kek
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RIP in peace op
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550841
f
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550841
F

t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550841
SO [F] T CUNT
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>>53550750
good for you, buddy
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550841
F
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>>53550020
get to it soft cunt
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>>53550841
>RIP in peace
>Rest in peace in peace
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>>53550976
(You)
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>>53550976
go bait on /b/ fag
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>>53550976
new here, reddit?
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>>53550559
Are you still here? If so, it's important that you read this:
Portugal is a great country. It's an ancient and secular country, despite the vast majority of people living here being catholic. That's right, catholic. Not muslim, catholic.
Also Alberto is a rare name here, and Barbosa is a spaniard surname.

KEEP THIS IN MIND WHILE BROWSING /int/
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>>53551054
T.
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>>53551001
>>53551003
>>53551019
baited
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>>53550020

fucking fairy, it's like when you're a kid and a girl picks on you because she likes you

the more it hurts the better it actually is
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>>53550031
>spider
>insect
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>>53551054
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>>53551086
Baited
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>>53551054
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>>53551054
Thanks for the tip, I'll keep that in mind
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>>53551054
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>53551054
t. Alberto barbossa
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>>53551114
B8Ed
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>>53551114
baited newfag
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>>53551096
baited
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>>53551134
>believing Alberto Barbosa
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>>53551054
>pastatugal
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>tfw OP will never communicate with anyone ever again
>tfw OP's last words will be entombed in an Eritrean herpetology forum
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>>53551250
Oh don't worry, I just wanted to make him feel good
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>>53551054
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>>53551292
a true legend
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Kek, same thing happened to me, only I was asleep and didn't feel the pain... at first

Enjoy your manky af welt and subsequent perma-scar.
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>>53551292
>OP's last words confirm he is a soft cunt

must be a fate worse than death in Straya
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>>53551409
nice legs aussie
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>>53551409
It actually looks a bit like Australia
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>>53551468
Lel it does
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>>53551468
>Australia-shaped welt received by a spider

Pretty australian tbqh
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>>53550822
underrated
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>>53551409
why the fuck would anyone think it's a good idea to live in such a barren, inhospitable shithole of a country where getting mutilated by insects is commonplace.

literally worse than africa
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>Gets bit by a deadly spider
>First instinct is to shitpost
>His mates find his lifeless body slumped over a keyboard, an unfinished string of shitpost on his monitor
>Truly an Australian way to die, his mates salute him for his patriotism and shead a single tear
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>>53550020
soft cunt
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>>53551468
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>>53551552
RIP Bruce
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>>53550841
f
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quality thread
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>>53551409
lol i thought your thigh was your back your knee was your shoulder and your leg was an arm
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>>53551468
he's been chosen
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>>53551054
Nice try Alberto
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>>53551468
If that ain't the most patriotic scar on earth.
True blue.
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>>53549547
Spider venom takes longer to take affect than snake venom, but yea, I hope you die, you filthy abo nigger
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I thought being bitten by a spider was an australian ritual
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>>53550841
F
RIP in Pepperoni OP
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>>53551054
Alberto you silly goose
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>>53551054
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>>53550020
dead cunt
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>>53551054
Kek funny post Alberto, have a (You)
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Quality bread

My sides have left orbit
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>>53549417
F
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By the time OP's message was posted(thanks to Australian internet), he was already dead a long time ago.
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>>53551054
No one is falling for your Taqiyya Alberto Barbosa.
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