i just got bitten by a fucking spider in bed
fuck it hurts
i can't even find the piece of shit what the fuck
i'm literally not going to hospital it's too long a drive i'd rather take my chances
i will fucking kill it though i am literally looking around right now holy shit FUCK i don't even know what it was but it hurts like hell itself
Chances are it's a Sydney funnel-web. RIP in peace m80
Don't swear, you are making it only worse.
what money? The only money we wanna steal from them aren't real
I've had that happen to me, too.
I just heard this faint *thud*, like the sound of someone gently tapping a desk.
>Did something fall over?
I turn on the light; nothing to see.
I go back to sleep, but I am woken up by this intense pain, an absolute burning, from the inside of my loins
tl;dr I was molested by a spider in my sleep
like with his data cap? it will cut off in the best part
go to the hospital you abo shit, or call them so they could send a choppa, you do have a lot of medic helicopters i've heard
Not really. Every time a non-australian complains about a spider bite it's safe to assume a flea or other bloodsucker nailed them. Unless they saw with their own eyes as it happened, it's just an unknown bite and unknown bites are hardly ever a spider.
>Visit /int/ for the first time
>This is the first thread I see
Fuck me, what have I been missing out on?
Are you still here? If so, it's important that you read this:
Portugal is a great country. It's an ancient and secular country, despite the vast majority of people living here being catholic. That's right, catholic. Not muslim, catholic.
Also Alberto is a rare name here, and Barbosa is a spaniard surname.
KEEP THIS IN MIND WHILE BROWSING /int/
Kek, same thing happened to me, only I was asleep and didn't feel the pain... at first
Enjoy your manky af welt and subsequent perma-scar.
why the fuck would anyone think it's a good idea to live in such a barren, inhospitable shithole of a country where getting mutilated by insects is commonplace.
literally worse than africa
>Gets bit by a deadly spider
>First instinct is to shitpost
>His mates find his lifeless body slumped over a keyboard, an unfinished string of shitpost on his monitor
>Truly an Australian way to die, his mates salute him for his patriotism and shead a single tear
Spider venom takes longer to take affect than snake venom, but yea, I hope you die, you filthy abo nigger
No one is falling for your Taqiyya Alberto Barbosa.