i just got bitten by a fucking spider in bed fuck it hurts

Rest in peace, m8

common occurrence, no problem

nigger get off the anime forum and go to the hospital. you're going to die.

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>>53549417
You'll be fine
>Australia
RIP

>>53549438
i'm literally not going to hospital it's too long a drive i'd rather take my chances

i will fucking kill it though i am literally looking around right now holy shit FUCK i don't even know what it was but it hurts like hell itself

>>53549466
Don't listen to this fag, stream your slow painful death live on cam pls

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>>53549417

>>53549417

I saw a spider last year.

MEMES
E
M
E
S

What I like about Aussies.

They humorously shitpost even as they're about to die.

Go to the hospital you abo

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>>53549505

>>53549513
oh please only old people and children die to spider bites

>>53549417
Invest in Eastern Poland till you die or you will be bullied by a Poles in hell.

>>53549521
That was your mum m8, did you already forget what she looked like?

>>53549563
why would i go to hell i'm clearly a fucking saint and stuff

>>53549505
this is an extremely rude post which I want removed immediately

>>53549563
investing in all those lazy bastards who steal silesian money?

>>53549544
>>53549656
ibun

>>53549563
good post

>be Australian
>get bitten

>>53549730
AND WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THAT

i'm literally suing for use of my right arm cunt

CUNT

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>>53549417
Chances are it's a Sydney funnel-web. RIP in peace m80

>>53549783
>CUNT

this is the biggest legacy of Australia.

>>53549593
Don't swear, you are making it only worse.
>>53549689
what money? The only money we wanna steal from them aren't real
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/08/nazi-gold-train-investigators-start-excavating-poland

>>53549783
Probably Ireland or Scotland lad

In which case, good fucking luck getting that settlement money

>>53549830
I have understood that you're from them what DDR was for western germany :3

>>53549929
for them*

>>53549543

>going to hospital for a spider bite

Are you serious or just memeing?

lads i don't want to blog but the pain is incredible i guess i actually will go to some sort of medical institute lol

inb4 other australians call me soft cunt

Fuck insects m8

Like what reason do they have to fuck with us when we aren't even doing anything? What compels a retarded spider to bite a sleeping person who is clearly no threat to it?

>>53550020
soft cunt

>>53550020
soft cunt

>>53549417
Aren't you cunts used to this shit already?

>>53550020
if anyone asks we'll tell them you were posting about it for weeks and self-medicating with booze before getting it looked at

>>53550020
Do it retard. Stop wasting your life on this anime site

>>53550020
rip OP

2016-2016

>>53550162
*2001-2016

>>53549417
I've had that happen to me, too.

I just heard this faint *thud*, like the sound of someone gently tapping a desk.
>Did something fall over?
I turn on the light; nothing to see.

I go back to sleep, but I am woken up by this intense pain, an absolute burning, from the inside of my loins

tl;dr I was molested by a spider in my sleep

I narrowly avoided being bitten by a Black Widow

It was pretty scary

>>53550299
poor you

>>53550020
Pics or it didn't happen

>>53550020
Dude show us your bits. Let /int/ be the doctor

>>53549505
>stream
>australia
like with his data cap? it will cut off in the best part

>>53549417
go to the hospital you abo shit, or call them so they could send a choppa, you do have a lot of medic helicopters i've heard

>>53549505
did you fall off the edge already?

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>>53549689
>lazy bastards
>latin america

>>53549454
Not really. Every time a non-australian complains about a spider bite it's safe to assume a flea or other bloodsucker nailed them. Unless they saw with their own eyes as it happened, it's just an unknown bite and unknown bites are hardly ever a spider.

>>53550020
Always knew Aussies were soft cunts.

>>53550481
What the fuck happened to my 4chan

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>Visit /int/ for the first time
>This is the first thread I see

Fuck me, what have I been missing out on?

>>53549563
underrated post

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>>53550559
far too much

>>53550559
leave while you still can

>2016

>literally every human being has a fucking phone with a camera

>doesn't post actual pictures of himself dying

>On a vietnamese meme sharing board

Fuck off

>>53550552
Australia has the worst internet in the world

It's even worse than Afghanistan's

>>53550499
>another bison hunter

the only good thing you guys have is your accent

>>53550020
soft aussie faggot

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>>53550559
A good time

OP pls respond r u ded

>>53550674
Suwalszczyzna mustard race, no shitty bialorussian accent here senpai

>>53550741
Spider bite nicked him m8

>>53549505
>Australia
>stream
The only shit he'll be streaming is the spider venom down his blood torrent

>>53550822
Kek

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RIP in peace op

>>53550841
F

>>53550841
f

>>53550841
F

>>53550841
F

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>>53550841
F

t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53550841
F

>>53550841
SO [F] T CUNT

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>>53550750
good for you, buddy

>>53550841
F

>>53550841
F

>>53550020
get to it soft cunt

>>53550841
>RIP in peace
>Rest in peace in peace

>>53550976
(You)

>>53550976
go bait on /b/ fag

>>53550976
new here, reddit?

>>53550559
Are you still here? If so, it's important that you read this:
Portugal is a great country. It's an ancient and secular country, despite the vast majority of people living here being catholic. That's right, catholic. Not muslim, catholic.
Also Alberto is a rare name here, and Barbosa is a spaniard surname.

KEEP THIS IN MIND WHILE BROWSING /int/

>>53551054
T.

>>53551001
>>53551003
>>53551019
baited

>>53550020

fucking fairy, it's like when you're a kid and a girl picks on you because she likes you

the more it hurts the better it actually is

>>53550031
>spider
>insect

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>>53551054

>>53551086
Baited

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>>53551054

>>53551054
Thanks for the tip, I'll keep that in mind

>>53551054
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53551054
t. Alberto barbossa

>>53551114
B8Ed

>>53551114
baited newfag

>>53551096
baited

>>53551134
>believing Alberto Barbosa

>>53551054
>pastatugal

>tfw OP will never communicate with anyone ever again
>tfw OP's last words will be entombed in an Eritrean herpetology forum

>>53551250
Oh don't worry, I just wanted to make him feel good

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>>53551054

>>53551292
a true legend

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Kek, same thing happened to me, only I was asleep and didn't feel the pain... at first

Enjoy your manky af welt and subsequent perma-scar.

>>53551292
>OP's last words confirm he is a soft cunt

must be a fate worse than death in Straya

>>53551409
nice legs aussie

>>53551409
It actually looks a bit like Australia

>>53551468
Lel it does

>>53551468
>Australia-shaped welt received by a spider

Pretty australian tbqh

>>53550822
underrated

>>53551409
why the fuck would anyone think it's a good idea to live in such a barren, inhospitable shithole of a country where getting mutilated by insects is commonplace.

literally worse than africa

>Gets bit by a deadly spider
>First instinct is to shitpost
>His mates find his lifeless body slumped over a keyboard, an unfinished string of shitpost on his monitor
>Truly an Australian way to die, his mates salute him for his patriotism and shead a single tear

>>53550020
soft cunt

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>>53551468

>>53551552
RIP Bruce

>>53550841
f

quality thread

>>53551409
lol i thought your thigh was your back your knee was your shoulder and your leg was an arm

>>53551468
he's been chosen

>>53551054
Nice try Alberto

>>53551468
If that ain't the most patriotic scar on earth.
True blue.

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>>53549547
Spider venom takes longer to take affect than snake venom, but yea, I hope you die, you filthy abo nigger

I thought being bitten by a spider was an australian ritual

>>53550841
F
RIP in Pepperoni OP

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>>53551054
Alberto you silly goose

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>>53551054

>>53550020
dead cunt

>>53551054
Kek funny post Alberto, have a (You)

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Quality bread

My sides have left orbit

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>>53549417
F

By the time OP's message was posted(thanks to Australian internet), he was already dead a long time ago.

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>>53551054
No one is falling for your Taqiyya Alberto Barbosa.