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crayon pop

maisie

first for soon ex yanks

Can anyone help me out?

Looking to hire a car for 13 days in USA but I am 24 and the fucking young persons surcharge is looking to be costing more than the car!

£220 or something ridiculous...

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>>53542926
nice one lad

on what platform?

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obongo

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Day of the rope can't come soon enough desu

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kpop desu lads

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wew, glad to relax in my penthouse after a hard shift at asda #lifeinlondon

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Tossing my cock over this prickteaser again ,want her to get hatefucked by a huge big dick first up her cunt then her worthless tight rear end then ramed in her mouthy gob spurting uncontrollably loads of man filth back her whore throat as she chokes and gags on the jiz she will know then her place in life the fucking whore

>>53543058
going to save this for later use 2bh

>>53543058
>"hi, I'm here for the job interview"

>>53543077
"Her" cock is probably bigger than yours

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She's getting spunked, the little whore's going to get those pink heels tied round the back of her head.

Amazingly, as if she doesn't know, that leaves all 3 of her holes wide open to abuse, again not that she doesn't know.

She's not getting gangbanged, as she'd love it, she's getting kept till I've cum all over her enough to run the fake tan off the cunt, maybe some spunk in her eyes to make her cry.

After that she's in the car boot till I get to somewhere there's loads of parked pikies who would just love to ass fuck a white (off orange) whore, them first then their dags after they smeared her with fukin meaty chunks laughing as the dags eat her cunt and ass out.

Stripped and left naked when the pikie girls steal her clothes she's back in the car boot.

What's next that I can do...?

craig david all over your NYEEEEEEEEE
>>53543070
>working in asda in london
>not homeless

Poleaboo lives in the Manchester region, it's perfectly fine for him to support City

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KYADIDAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ27W2K12fk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTurnbKBaG0

Where will shows like In Our Time, Moral Maze, You and Yours, The News Quiz and Desert Island Discs go when the BBC is privitised?

I'm a right fedora head who exclusively listens to BBC Radio 4 because I mistakenly believe it expands my intellect.

hotter than wearing long johns in the sauna

>>53543058
>Did you hear that? I'm different. EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!!!!

>>53543058
imagine him sucking your cock

>>53543173
sounds fair enough to me

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>tfw always wanted to vocaroo but have a sydnrome that makes my voice extremely hard to listen to

Any of you lads tried the whole 'squatting when you shit instead of sitting on the throne' thing?

I've read good things on the internet but am yet to try it out yet and wanted to know your thoughts

>>53543242
>BBC being privatised

Doesn't even have the credibility to be passed off as a gimmick.

>>53543310
haha i have that same syndrome, always thought it was called being dutch

>>53543310
lisp?

might take an etizolam

found out about a guy who hung himself today. Did the world a favour. Selfless desu. Especially at a time of exceedingly limited resources.

>tfw just got in for the day
exams are bad

>>53543310
let's have a listen la

>>53543311
yeah supposedly healthy for your colon. Can't be arsed to do gymnastics on the toilet though. Would be scared of my (normal) weight ripping it off the wall lmao

>tfw no lady leshurr gf

>>53543242
What happens when there's nothing left to privatize

They sell off the government to the highest bidder?

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>>53543034
WhatsApp

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>look how dangerous and subversive and brave I am!

>>53543373
bad lad

>>53543372

Yeah thats what I though t b h, but if its healthier it might be worth a go

Dormers are you going to i57

>when you make a post and 10 other posts are made right after it

thanks

>>53543430
don't do it on the fucking toilet bowl you twat. you can get squat stools for your toilet

>>53543372

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kuQnLEl9gZ

>>53543311
Id be scared of missing or accidentally doing a messy one and painting the walls

Why aren't I David Gandy?

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>>53543415
wew lad

how did you find him?

I need a cuddle buddy like A I R

When I win the lotto tonight, I'm gonna buy 4chan from Mook. Then I'm gonna make it so /brit/ is filtered to sissy

>>53543038
>middle aged men age quickly

more at 10

>>53543421
>i fear for comrades

fucking kek, she needs a spell in a Soviet steel mill for fucks sake.

just registered an account on voat

can't stand reddit, too many infiltrators and insiders

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>>53543477
considering it just to harass rime irl tbqh

>>53543529

kek'd thanks lad

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How do I get my assistant at work to be more inventive lads?

I told him today that If he wants I will give him a break from the work I give him so he can try and come up with some inventive ways to improve performance of the staff.

And he was like "nah m8 just give me all the work you need me to do I don't mind".

Most people would jump at the chance to get a break from work so they can do their own little project.

My boss did it for me when I was in an assistant role and it's what got me experience of management.

>>53543421

I wish death on her and all her comrades

>>53543506
If genuine, that must be a real shit thing to have to live with. Unlucky lad.

Trying to watch Black Sails but I'm bored of it half way through the second episode. I thought it was supposed to be good?
The acting is fucking terrible. It's like I'm watching something on T4.

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>burn white supremacist cisheteropatriarchal capitalism to the fucking ground. workers of the world, unite! ~intersectional feminist~ #BlackLivesMatter

>>53543564
Me centre right

>>53543313
It's happening to Channel 4 as we speak.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2015/sep/24/government-considering-channel-4-privatisation-document-slip-up-reveals

That will normalise the idea of wholly private owned television media and make the public more receptive to it.
Then they will rewrite the BBC Charter for 2017 further over stretching and underfunding to the extent that privatisation seems preferable.

2020 Britain will look like a sort of USA with all the shitty bits and only a fraction of the prosperity.

>>53543421
But the police just stand around probably wishing they could do something when all these shitcunts go on their latest protest over nothing and scream "FUCK THE POLICE" in their faces? I'm not for heavy handed police but more often than not on these stupid student protests and whatnot the people who get batoned deserve it for winding up people who just want to go home to their families all day.

what do you think it means if you never ever have nightmares?

can't remember ever having one or even waking up uncomfortable

>>53543550
>voat
isn't that like the 8tism chan version of reddit

>>53543421
I genuinely wish I could be a coddled female student and spout shit like this from the safety of my own home and feel the satisfaction she must be getting.
Maybe I should just become mentally ill, seems like a good laugh

>>53543421
Hahahahaha she is absolutely delusional
Does she think she goes out in her civvy disguise wearing a beret only to knock 3 times on an inconspicuous door, say 'the swordfish pierces the midnight hour' into the eye slit and be let into some sort of commie speakeasy hahahaha

Joker used an amusement park as his base of operations for a while

My circumstances would allow me to ape Joker to some extent without coming across as a copycat

>>53543648
pretty much, yeah

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>>53543564
go say alri to are owen

>>53543648
Yes
It's just loads of paedophiles

>>53543625
yeah they decided against it after this article was published. C4 doesn't abide by the beeb's principles of educating, informing and entertaining (?) anyway though. Though they're head and shoulders above the likes ot ITV/Sky/5, most of their content is pretty shite.

Most people aren't aware it's a state owned entity.

>>53543661
She'll grow up once she leaves uni, and will look back at this phase and cringe.

>>53543692
>everything should be free because I'm poor

>>53543668
I actually thought of Joker from Full Metal Jacket first rather than the Batman bloke

>>53543625
>>53543705
desu i didn't know it was state owned

>>53543550
Hello Voat! ;^)

>>53543692
god bless them
http://communist-party.org.uk/communications/press/2210-a-new-year-s-message-to-cp-members-and-supporters.html

>>53543506

maybe you should try smoking a pack a day

>>53543625
literally the end of the world as we know it lads

>>53543625
Good 2bh, the television license is theft. I watch no BBC programmes but have to pay £140 a year to the BBC under threat of court action to watch the football on sky? Let them burn.

>>53543703
We have drunk from the same glass as sheever desu

>>53543704
Nice try Reddit

>>53543705
I'm fairly sure they even used to receive a portion of the telly tax if I'm not mistaken. Weren't they created as a way to push controversial content and counter the Beeb?

>>53543799
licence

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>>53543751
>cp members and supporters

KEK

Why do commies hate success?

>>53543533
On interpals m8, he messaged me ;^)

And you have me :3

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>Britain needs socialism

>>53543799
Reported to the ministry of leisure

>>53543506
>>53543603
This desu, do you see a speech therapist? Is there no fix?

>>53543838
Worrevs.

>>53543865
it does, you fucking Tory cuck

>>53543799
>voluntary payment
>theft

wew laddo

Literally the only good content drama, documentaries and news is BBC and Channel 4. The only non-profit channels.

TV is fucked in general desu

>>53543860
Fuck look at them, they're all hipster uni students.

>>53543506
Wew, that is a bit unusual, sounds like your balls are dropping.

literal russian here

if anyone claims communism is good I'll fucking smash their head in

Britain needs an absolute monarchy again

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>>53543803
noice

>>53543799
you are going to pay for my bbc and you are going to like it you peasant

now i'm off to watch war and peace with extra incest in it that you paid for, having not paid a tv license on catch up, perfectly legally

>>53543837
Oh I think ITV, 4 and maybe even 5 get or got a small share of the license fee revenue. Not sure on their origins desu.

Going to try and get a job in the ministry of magic lads

>>53543403
Conservative support a 'strong' state though not 'expansive' one. Treasury and Office for Budget Responsibility will continue to pass their reactions off as directions and of course the state needs defence.
Trouble is when the public sector pulls back it becomes accessible only to people of means.

There's a reason people drift towards the right as they grow older. You have more life experience and grow out of your childish leftist views. Leftists are basically children. Any adult leftist simply hasn't grown up.

I remember during the general election, a student actually got me to defend Ed fucking Miliband.
Ed was answering student questions on BBC 1. This student through he was the next David frost because he recently learned the word "subsidised" and tried to use it in every sentence.
Ed was talking about making uni fees cheaper. Fair enough, right? No. Not for these superior students!
The student kept saying "you're just subsidising uni for the rich"
Ed was like "uh...no, I'm making it more affordable for poorer people"
The student kept repeating "I'm sorry you didn't answer my question."
They are simply bitter and jealous that they aren't rich. They just can't comprehend that a rich person can afford to pay for things easier than a poorer person. He probably thinks things should be free if you are poor and expensive if you are rich. #equality #balancethebooks #endausterity #endingthewagegap

>>53543921
I'm not sure you know what voluntary means. If I want to watch Sky TV, I have to pay the BBC £140 a year or face court action.

>>53543944
absolute madman

commienism is good

>>53543941
Much more likely to be called a murderous, conniving oligarch 2bh.

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>>53543921
>BBC and Channel 4
>Good

Wew lad.

Anyone else here fell in love with Sara? I want to cuddle and tell her that everything will be okay.

God bless the Scots for producing such a beautiful supporter of the cause.

>rap music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqpkZ2LPpps

She is absolutely desperate to feel like she is worth something

https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/684906265974292481?lang=en

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>tfw used to be in socialist alternative

thank god I was kicked out after two weeks

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>tfw you will never kill commies for 3 different armies

>>53544008
>want to watch TV
>realise that requires paying for a license
>voluntarily make said payment

>theft

>>53544050
when the fuck did hillary clinton do anything ground breaking

>>53544005

good post

>>53544068
Everything about her is horrible.

>>53544066
Cannot stand this fucking MDE sam cunt whoever the fuck he is

Literal fucking autist with severe aspergers and all of his videos are fucking shit

>>53544068
*buys che Guevara shirt on amazon*

>>53543705
the intention is never going away, it will happen eventually especially while there is no realistic political competition.

>>53543944
You're bonkers!!
What we actually need is a constitutional monarchy where the monarch actually takes an active role in the political process and who cares about British values

>>53544133
edgy

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>>53544107
She has a vagina, you mysoginistic shitlord. She is a hero.

>>53544005
The whole if you're not left wing when you're young you have no heart, not right wing when old you don't have a brain is true desu.

Leftism is all about muh feelings and deluding yourself. About fairytale utopias with no actual way of achieving it.

>imagine if there was no money lol!
>okay so how do we get there
>well the people just need to rise up and then we'll have socialism!
>and in the meantime?
>....you racist!

working 6 till 6 all week and I've forgotten what sunlight looks like ;_;

>>53544068
would love to beat the shit out of this slag while raping it. punching its dumb face in while cumming in its cunt then when shes passed out on the floor piss on the slags face. then stomp on its face a few more times leaving it a cum and piss coverd mess

>>53544107

Think she lied about getting shot at in Bosnia 20 years ago. Maybe it's that

>>53544133
agree.
he just seems incredibly bitter about everything. his audience are pretty much autistic teens.

>>53544050
I don't watch TV often, will just turn it on if I know something good is on and BBC/4 are the only places where anything good is produced.

>News
>Documentaries (Louis, Attenborough, Adam Curtis, Storyville, Dispatches)
>Foreign drama
>This is England
>War & Peace
>The Thick of it
>The Trip

Sky and ITV produce literal shite.

>>53544050
They did a whole fucking season on men's issues, you brain dead retard

>>53544155
The monarchy should basically be what the House of Lords should be. An umpire that cares about the country making sure the government don't get out of hand

>>53544101
voluntary
adjective UK /ˈvɒl.ən.tər.i/ US /ˈvɑː.lən.ter.i/
done, made, or given willingly, without being forced or paid to do it:

If the Government forced you to pay a breathing tax would you consider it voluntary? After all you can stop breathing if you don't like it. Fuck off, statist cuck.

>>53544005
Respectable post

*respects post from a distance*

>>53544101
It's LICENCE not license

Can you rate my voice please lads?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h42bYTtPVd

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>voat

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>>53544208
I remember you the last time you shitposted this poor bait.

Poleaboo is watching MOTD

Disappointed about their performance today but this just sets them up to finish the season dramatically

>>53544258
>what's up

Fuck off yank.

Sound like a good lad though mate.

I've come to the realisation I'll never be fabulously wealthy

So yeah more socialism more welfare tax the bankers and the bonuses

Any other benzo addicts feel like they're in a virtual reality when they're out and about? And do you have trouble walking down stairs with an unfamiliar spacing/height?

>>53544208

Yeah what were those again?

Being a gay muslim?
A program that ragged on people for hating feminists?

Poleaboo can suck me off

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>>53544272

>>53544276
fuck off gloryhunter

>>53544272
How is it bait if it's true, retard?

They're covering all issues, what the fuck is your problem?

Poleaboo is sucking someone off

>>53544068
Our whole generation has such little fling for it that some groups are desperate for historical relevance, this is why you see movements like #RhodesMustFall. Previous generations were defined by their advancements in civil rights or escaping slavery but now they need something else to be a part of

Some people just love being victims

We need to abolish the monarchy because it's an affront to human liberty and absolutely embarrassing to retain a medieval relic in the 21st century. If you believe you should be a subject of the queen you are a slave.

steven penis

>>53544328
is this halal?

>>53544304
Domestic violence against men
Rise in male suicide
MRAs

>>53544280
Cheers lad, thanks for pointing out the Yankism, I'll try and stamp it out of my speech.

THE BANKERS

LITTLE OLD 60 YEAR OLD SALLY WORKING BEHIND THE CHECKINGS COUNTER AT THE LOCAL HALIFAX

CORPORATIONS

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>>53544328

>>53544332
I assure you, your tumblr shitposting won't get the desired reaction out of me. the truth points to itself.

I really hope there's some kind of neo-Luddite movement. That'd be hilarious

>>53544370
The royal family are just celebrities.

Are you against celebrities?

>>53544370
I agree, and I'm a mouthbreathing shit-sniffing jobless faggot.

>>53544226
>want to watch netflix
>Netflix try and thieve £6 a month from me

>want to drive a car
>£400 in VED thieved from me

Why don't they include this in crime statistics? It's a piss take.

swtiched from google search to duckduckgo

I hope everything collapses and Sillicon Valley devolves into utter chaos

>>53544101
>want to drive car
>okay senpai you need to pay £1000 to Ford every year
>but I drive a Toyota
>it's a voluntary payment bro, if you want to drive your Toyota you have to pay Ford
>ah this is not theft

Britney Spears
Burger King

Britney Spears
Burger King

>>53544404
I can't believe the yank who made that spelt vigour the yank way. Fucking 1/10

>>53544349
himself?

why does america not just annex canada and mexico

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>>53544404
Remember how in Arthurian legend Guinevere was a nigger?

>>53544404

Do they mention anything about mixed race people being unable to find bone marrow donors?

>>53544404
this is a joke right?

>>53544404
>cherry picked videos
Yeah, you're really proving what a retard you are

>>53544470
2deep4me

>>53544220
True enough

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>>53544465

>>53544490

because for now they are still useful as buffer states

worse than being a wageslave is having a job that might not have you busy for long periods as you've still to remain on alert. Bosses that don't let their staff relax at these times should all be shot

>THAT Firmino goal
Pure fucking filthy anal poo-covered sex, yum, YUM, absolute blooter

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>>53544492

>>53544495
The BBC is a joke, but that is sadly real.

>>53544528
What a pathetic post.

>>53544492
It's a fantasy family TV show

Literally no one cares, stupid racist

>>53544107
she got btfo by a black man in 2008, progressive as fuck

>>53544551
buffering them what?
ice and costa rica?

can't wait until the markets crash out through the bottom and the normies start squealing like pigs

it's going to be great

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>>53544579

>>53544583
The only racist here is you and your vile blackwashing of British culture. You sick bastard.

>>53544495
>Vigor
>or

>>53544411
There are countless examples of labour and small business resisting technologies that will increase efficiency but at the expense of their individual wages. Taxis are a good example.

>>53544411
Basically what those taxi drivers raging at uber are

>>53544370

The royal family has no power, they're just a novelty. What's the big deal? Once the Queen dies a lot of people will stop caring about it all together

>>53544579
>>53544633
>being this mad
Fuck off back to /pol/

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>>53544633
Who like the news?

>>53544686
back to reddit

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>>53544688

>>53544686
It was shit bait the last time and it's shit bait this time.

>>53544633
>>53544579
>>53544404
>>53544328
>>53544272
So excited for its dissolution.

CNN/FOX/MSNBC when

When will the housing bubble burst?

Only 10 years ago my parents bought a MASSIVE 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom, big garden, separate 2 door garage detached house for £125,000.
These days you can only buy a tiny terraced house for that. I don't want to be tied to a mortgage and live in a piece of shit for 25 years.

Never kissed a girl before lads, I'll pay any femanon in London £200 to teach me how to kiss for 10 minutes followed by 50 minutes of clothed cuddling in bed.

What are Britain's gun laws like? When will the Tories allow the ordinary citizen to carry a handgun?

>>53544640
>>53544682

I wanna see some full on Luddites. Also I really don't understand why they don't just become uber drivers themselves

>>53544777
Next Tuesday.

Screenshot this post.

>>53544791
because they paid loads for the license to drive taxis and now they're pissed that just anyone can do it

how many cities you lads been on nights out in?

done liverpool, leeds, barcelona and laganas. gonna do london this weekend

More or Less and in our time are both based as fuck, will be sad if they ever have to end. Would pay a pound for each full length version of more or less if it came to it t.bh.

>>53544758
>>53544727
>>53544688
Why are you committed to ruining every thread /pol/?

>>53544782
the Tories have been behind most gun control desu
the political culture in Britain is to be anti-gun even though it has had virtually no impact on crime rates.

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>>53544758
Remember that time the BBC hid child rape while the presenter called that Irish boxer a bastard on air because he isn't a lefty faggot and the presenter didn't even get reprimanded because of the BBC massive political bias?

>>53544782
Very complicated desu.

Basically you can get a shotgun or a .22 rifle fine, just apply for a licence, have a chat with the local firearms officer and you're good to go.

Things like handguns and high calibre rifles can be legal but it's complicated and I don't know enough about it.

Carrying will never happen and I hope it doesn't.

>>53544777
Depends where you live.

For a million you can buy a fuck off gigantic house in the highlands or a tiny shithole in the centre of london lmao

>>53544827
Poleaboo has only done Aberdeen

I've thought long and hard about it and have came to the conclusion that I would infact let a male suck my penis. Definitely would not partake in any other activities/physical contact apart from this.
Am I gay?

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maisie

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>>53544867

*walks into thread*

ah yes, i see my aphid farm is progressing nicely

*walks out of thread*

>>53544758
>anti-syrian
so against Assad? That means I hope he wins.

>>53544777
never

at least not while the people who own the stock have money and political power it brings

ways to change that - taxation (i.e. theft) or revolution (i.e. murder)

try winning a democratic mandate on either of those HAH

As much as I support Americas right to own guns, I don't share that sentiment for the uk.
We are a TINY miserable gray island full of miserable, wound up, angry cunts. Even if you live in a nice secluded area, you aren't too far away from some lower class council house people. The type that would shoot your dead for shilling their drink. We are too condensed a people. I just wouldn't feel safe at all

>>53544782
My mother died from a bike wheel.jpg

>>53544777
It's being propped up by 0.5% base rates, high immigrant in-flows and the ridiculous help-to-buy scheme, failure to clamp down on 'buy-to-leave' i.e. foreign ivestors.

Rates will go up slightly this year 2bh, so will be dampened.

Not sure when it'll decline, hopefully soon, sick of these rents desu.

>>53544887
>high calibre rifles
apart from on semi autos there are no calibre restrictions up to .50. You can get any manual action rifle on a firearms certificate in the same way you'd get a shotgun with more than three rounds capacity

>>53544827
Birmingham, Nottingham, Liverpool, Blackpool, Coventry

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>This one absolutely shitter shattered paki defending the BBC

>>53544953
>As much as I support Americas right to own guns,
You're an idiot

They have daily mass shootings

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What do you guys use to shave pubes? need a new razer (a decent one)?

>>53544791
Because "muh black cab tradition"
Basically it's more but muh coal mines retards that didn't adapt getting btfo

>>53544463
Can you honestly not differentiate between paying for a service and being forced by the government to pay someone else to use a different company?

A better analogy would be
>want to watch Netflix
>pay £6 to netflix
>also have to pay £140 to amazon prime

>>53544777

Are you sure it was only 10 years, I think prices were already very high by 2006

my parents house bought in 95 had quadrupled in value by 2005

and they expect me to buy a flat less than half the size of the house, for double the price, on one income which is less than what either of their was, fucking boomers

>>53545017
usually wax desu

>>53544996
I didn't know that, nice. Thought you could only get .22s for some reason.

Thinking of trying to patch things up with an old friend lads. Haven't spoke to her since we fell out in July over some stupid bullshit. I know that I upset her but she upset me too.

gonna send her a FB message reckon this is a good idea?

>>53545017
hair clippers

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>>53544929
Remember how the average British family has a nigger husband and white wife? It is according to the BBC.

>>53545051
Go for it m8

took the two magnets out of an old hard drive, fuck me they're strong

>>53545025
black cabs have to pass a ridiculous test, any paki can become an uber driver, anyone that won't pay extra for a proper cab is a retard desu

>>53545002
where you go in livs lad?

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>friend
>her

>>53545012
if americans didn't have guns they'd have daily mass stabbings, or daily mass running people overs, or daily mass kicking people in the head to death lmao

Other countries have similar or more liberal/relaxed gun laws and still the USA has way more shootings

it isn't guns, it's fucking american cunts

>>53545012
You're that paki defending the BBC aren't you? You tell lies because you don't want your victims to be able to defend themselves.

>>53544953
guns suit the context of america as they are the descendants of colonists and as a result have been 'rewilded' by the relatively unfamiliar secluded natural environment. Same with australians and south africans.

I think Europeans should have a day to be grateful that we never had to leave our comfy continent.

>>53545012
gun laws genuinely have a marginal effect on crime.
>daily mass shootings
literally lmaoing at ur life

>>53545062
Even though only 3% of the UK is black and over half of those are in London with the rest being in Manchester etc we get black people in every other advert and every tv programme.

They're massively overrepresented.

>>53545017
I use an electric razor, it works fine for me.

>People that watch TV regularly
>People that watch non BBC/C4 content

Literally mongs that get in from machine-operating and spend the next six hours watching X-factor and Corrie.

>>53544827

london, leeds, manchester, edinburgh, paris, prague, amsterdam, berlin, krakow, rome, new york, san francisco, moscow, shanghai, singapore, tokyo cba carrying on

2 (two) girls have messaged me first today that I haven't spoke to in a while

>>53545048
I was wrong actually, you can get manual actions higher than .50 because of large game rifles like .577s
You can only get .22 semi auto rifles, semi auto shotguns are allowed though

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>took the two magnets out of an old hard drive

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>>53545062
Looks like the BBC is too white lads, we need more BBC for the BBC, at our expense that is.

>>53545127
>let's add fuel to the fire

>>53545144
It's true, they literally do have daily mass shootings

>>53545188
you've really been clubbing in all those places?

>>53544922

Back wanking over this price of shit cumdump, tossing of -my cock is raging at this arrogant pricktease,who does she think she is getting me in the tossing panting state ,she fuckin knows the effect she has on our cock and spunk filled balls.just look at the comments about her how dare she get our cocks like this she is a miniskirted tarted up cocktease who doesn't have the decency to take care of the hard fuckmeat she causes .maisie you are a fuckin prickteasing whore ,I hope u get the cock rage you cause back at you, I'm going to cum but before I shoo my filthy jazz maisie l want you to know you at just a thing I'm using to shoot out my filth-FUCK YOU its coming you fuckin worthell tramp right in your face and hair FUCK YOU

>>53545144
>mfw people post that chart saying LOOK AFTER WE BANNED HANDGUNS CRIME SKYROCKETED without any thought behind it

Not like everyone owned a pistol back then and was suddenly unable to defend themselves or whatever.

>>53545183
Nope, I watch quality BBC programming like the undateables followed by don't tell the bride.

>>53545214
don't post this twat, he triggers me.

>>53545002
>Nottingham
where'd you go lid

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>>53545183
>C4
>""""""content""""""

>>53545183
>he says while operating his machine (i.e. PC or mac)

>>53545127
I really hope you don't actually think that.

It's much more pliable to commit a mass shooting with a gun, and to create chaos than somehow running a person over with a car.

>>53545194
They are plotting against you

>>53544822
They have a point. Taxi drivers had to pay a lot of money and jump through a lot of hoops to be taxi drivers and their fares are set by the council so they can't compete on price. Uber are running unregulated taxis and charging less than the council set fares, they only get away with it because a judge doesn't see Uber's metre ap as a metre.

>>53545292
>Film4 productions
>not god tier

>>53545017

First time wanking over pics of this cheap pathetic cocksucker ,can see she's one of those cockteasers that need to be put in her place with a hate filled gangbang-tho she would probably love it ,she clearly just a price of fuckmeat

>>53545231
cop out argument you waste of air

So what benefit does diversity actually bring? What exactly is so "vibrant" about it? Who the fuck cares how many different races there are living in your town, you'll never fucking meet them. What difference does it make?

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quoon

https://youtu.be/XXA6axvgYO4

>>53544827
Where'd you go in Barca?
Had an absolutely top night with some JFs once.

>in Irish bar on los ramblas with a mate
>Aussie asks if he can join us as we're the only one speaking English
>Dane asks if he can join the 3 of us
>End up some random bar in 'the square' or something called Sidecar

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>>53545219
Does equality work?

>>53545292
>>53545292
>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""wildlife"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" documentaries

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tybmTidHMtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L_1teHLycw

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>So what benefit does diversity actually bring? What exactly is so "vibrant" about it? Who the fuck cares how many different races there are living in your town, you'll never fucking meet them. What difference does it make?

>>53545363
But it's not

You can't do as much damage with a knife, retard

>>53545297
Americans are inherently violant barbarians and would do whatever it takes to kill other americans.

Wouldn't take much to drive a van into a group of people

>>53545368
it's to destroy culture and make every human being a commodity, with no nationality or a sense of belonging to a group. makes them more expendable and easier to sift through in our ever-globalizing economy.

>>53545297
>It's much more pliable to commit a mass shooting with a gun, and to create chaos than somehow running a person over with a car.
Yes, but overall murder rates generally do not change when gun laws are implemented. Gun deaths are higher but what you're getting at simply isn't reflected in the statistics

If you glorify Obama, don't call yourself a leftist. You are standing with imperialist politics by glorifying him.

>>53545368
Rorke

>>53543506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M0E1GAez6X

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The Hunt episode 6 (coasts) or Great Barrier Reef episode 1?

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>Mfw anti-immigration right-winger who agrees with certain aspects of fascism
>mfw only attracted to black women

>>53545457
Fuck off paki

>>53545368
I think one of the driving forces is that exposure to different cultures leads to greater understanding and comparative appraisal of your own beliefs (on both sides). Loads of studies show the benefits in terms of inter-community relations when you mix kids at a young age.

Problem is leftists believe this should be mandated i.e. allowed to undermine artistic integrity or quality of content in TV, or undermine meritocracy in schools/unis/business.

Another is that they refuse to even broach the notion of cultural superiority (even though many of the cultures they tacitly promote involve abhorrent norms and practices).

Reminder that the """"banter""" that goes on in here is from lonely, socially inept, virgins.

If they actually had good banter, they wouldn't be so lonely and post on 4chan all day.

Be curious to see real british banter in person. Not this pathetic anime banter

genetics is racist
https://twitter.com/LexaRice1/status/682446473334755329

>>53545457
>look all i'm saying bro is that in this MELTING POT that we call the USA I can eat mexican food wherever I go, isn't diversity great

>>53545386
nice lad, didn't go to those places I wasn't really there for touristy reasons. first night i went to some gay club called Arena, and the second night I went to an indie/metal type club called Señor Lobo (Mr. Wolf)

I was the only guy in a group of about 15 Spanish teenage girls lel. being introduced to them all is one of those times where I'm really glad the continentals greet you with kisses

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>>53545631
this is you

>>53545631
>yank understanding the nuances of 'banter' in 2016

Literally no chance.

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>Reminder that the """"banter""" that goes on in here is from lonely, socially inept, virgins.

>If they actually had good banter, they wouldn't be so lonely and post on 4chan all day.

>Be curious to see real british banter in person. Not this pathetic anime banter

>>53545380
not as good as that flashlight or whatever it was this ones too beep beep autistical

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>>53545595
it wont last, it's only a phase haha

No company or organisation should be bigger than 50 staff members as when they merge and expand customer satisfaction falls as interaction becomes more impersonal and individual responsibility disappears.

Companies don't need to be big to do big things as partnerships, umbrella organisations and authorities can be formed for large scale projects and strategy planning.

The only thing mergers and expansions serves to generate is profit for the 1%

>>53545631
woohoo!
a yank thinks he can understand the bants

>>53545489
I agree, but it's so much easier to kill with guns.
>>53545512
I'm all for sensible gun policies, but with UK's strict laws you guys have a murder rate for knife stabbings (the most readily acquirable and portable lethal weapon that any toothless joe can get) that sits around 2% of america's gun murder rate, in a country with 1/5th of the population.

deaths by firearms sit at approximately .1%

just imagine if Britain had America's gun laws.

>>53545631
fuck off with your gay little romanticised fantasies about banter, hope you get mugged once you step out of heathrow you shit cunt

>>53545564
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yHXaTcLurN

Going to graduate so my mum and dad get their precious pic
Wait for my nan to pass away so I don't upset her

And then I'll be free enough to seek final retribution

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>woohoo!
>a yank thinks he can understand the bants

>>53545734
>I'm all for sensible gun policies, but with UK's strict laws you guys have a murder rate for knife stabbings (the most readily acquirable and portable lethal weapon that any toothless joe can get) that sits around 2% of america's gun murder rate, in a country with 1/5th of the population.
we've always had a much lower murder rate than America, even when it was pretty easy to get guns. The driving force behind most murders in the US is poverty and gangs, not people in small town America with ARs

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this is gay as fuck
https://youtu.be/0wPuY5hI96U?t=6m34s

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>>53545702

maybe

>>53545821
woohoo!

how many views do your snapchat stories generally get lads?

usually get around 13-15

>>53545702
That's a pretty attractive girl desu, but she's attractive because of her white features. If who you quoted is talking about girls with the african features then god help him.

>>53545809
how will the cap fit over your existing headgear

>>53545700
True electro house will never die.
2012 forever.

>>53545734
>just imagine if Britain had America's gun laws.
yeah just look at all those mass shootings pre 1997

oh wait

>>53545809

My parents didn't give a shit when I graduated with a masters, mum had one, and dad has a PhD and loads of published papers and book chapters

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>woohoo!

>>53545878
Thought about snapchat but then realised I'm boring af

>>53545927
>implying our gun laws were as free as americas pre 97

>>53545884
Why don't I ever see these posts in response to the Kpop twats?

>>53545878
don't use it as i'm not bent

this set is absolutely fucking filthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOBhSnP6uHw

>>53545852
*clap clap clap*

migrate lads

>>53542986
>>53542986
>>53542986

>>53545951
i'm kinda boring too, but people open them anyway and it's a nice little ego boost to think that people were interested enough to open yours

even though they were probably just skimming through their entire list

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>2016
>not putting 'cha on almost everything you eat

>>53545964
it was still a hell of a lot easier to own guns that it is now. even now it's not that difficult to get them.

there just isnt the need or desire to own firearms in this country due to not being paranoid about the evil gubment and muh god given right to bear arms

>>53545998
>page 3

why can't people just follow the rules

jannyyyyyyy

>>53545964
>implying our gun laws were as free as americas pre 97
to be fair they weren't far off before about 1970. And even then we didn't have anywhere near the proportion of crime that the US does. Basing legislation on once in a blue moon events is stupid. Look at Australia, they say they haven't had a mass shooting before Port Arthur but they didn't have one before then either

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>>53546031