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Oslo /slav/ thread I guess

>>53534760
Yes they're basically a legal drug.

Yes, I like pooping on sunflower seeds.

I've never heard of anyone using them as snacks here. They're pretty much just bird feed

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>>53534760
>>53534886
>slav
Russenkinder detected

>>53534760
I used too when i was younger.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQuo3Popn9Y

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That feel when I didn't buy more.

All hope
gone

I feed it to the birds that come around

all the blue jays and cardinals are gone though, right now there's only crows and mourning doves

>>53534760
I like them, but they're damn overrated by slavs.

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They're good.

>>53534760
My (Chinese) aunt has a groove in her teeth from cracking those fucker seeds

They don't even taste that good.

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Yeah, we eat it a lot. It's a common "candy" in kiosks.

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What about these though?

>>53535789
>They don't even taste that good.
You dumb and with shit taste

>>53536874
Crap. Both the taste and the "process".

>>53536953
I like the sunflower seeds more as well, but some people prefer pumpkin.

>>53536874
I tried to peel them once as a kid and a piece of shell got stuck underneath my fingernail.

It was painful as fuck

Never forget never again

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Yes, they are my favorite snack esp if they are barbecue or lime-and-chili flavored.

t. texan

>>53537028
>peeling them with your hands

do you even slav, lad?

>>53537043
they're good with beer

>>53537096

>they're good with beer

What isn't?

>>53537130
Cake. But yeah, point taken.

No. They're a pain in the arse to eat and the reward isn't satisfying in the tiny quantities
Plus, they're hard to find as food here. You usually find them mixed in with birdfeed and if you do find a packet of non-bird food, it will be like £4 for a tiny pack imported from the US

>>53537221
>Cake

Yeah that makes sense I reckon. Sunflower seeds and beer does sound really appetizing right about now though...

>>53534760
yeah man all the time.

>>53537252

>They're a pain in the arse to eat and the reward isn't satisfying in the tiny quantities

Well yeah if you don't know what you're doing...

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>eating seeds
>by themselves

>>53534886
Norway mentioned.

>>53537252
>They're a pain in the arse to eat and the reward isn't satisfying in the tiny quantities
I bet you don't even know how to properly eat these.

Taking them out of the shell is half the fun.

They're also great cigarette replacement, keeps both mouth and hands busy

>>53534760
Fellow balkan here. Of course I like to eat them. Fried, salted and popping them up with my teeth it's the only way to eat them. Also the big ones are the best. The little black ones are impossible to eat properly.

>>53534760
I usually just chew them and spit them out.

>>53537376
>>53537468

enlighten me then
I would put one or two in my mouth and pop the shells open with my back teeth, eat the nice part and spit out the shell
What am I doing wrong?

>>53534760
When I watch football matches.

>>53537096
>do you even slav
maybe it's a west slav thing

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This is my favorite brand
Flavoring sunflower seeds makes them taste worse imo

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what is everyone's record of shelled seeds eaten at once? Mine is somewhere between 10-15 without spitting any of the shells out until the end.

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>>53537511
>he doesn't use his front teeth to pop sunflower seeds

>>53537511

That's a start I guess. But what you actually need to do is hold the seed with your fingers and place it inbetween your front teeth, crack the shell, pull the seed in with your teeth and throw the shell away.

>>53537554

>Flavoring sunflower seeds makes them taste worse imo

>implying chili and lime isn't fucking delicious

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53537626

>not using your mullers for maximum pressure

>>53537643
That's how retards eat it

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>>53537709
>he needs maximum pressure to pop sunflower seeds without crushing the shell

>>53537734
That's how true seed connoisseurs eat it.

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>>53537793

>wanting to fuck up your front teeth

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Official /slav/ guide to eating sunflower seeds

1. Put one or two seeds in your mouth
2. Using your skilled tongue place one of the seed in the position depicted on the related image
3. Gently apply force on the seed with your mndible until the shell pops
4. Separate the shell from the delicious inside with your tongue
5. Spit out the remaining shell
6. Eat the delicious seed
7. Repeat step one

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>>53537871
>he has fragile teeth that would shatter if he ate a chicken bone
I also chewed on metal and plastic when I was a child and my teeth are still fine

>>53537734
Sorry my mentally deficient friend but that's the correct way to eat them.

>>53538108
I open beer bottles with my teeth and i fucked one of them up

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>>53537554

enjoy your 3 grams of sodium

>>53538060

>not crushing them horizontally on your molars

Close, but incorrect.

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>>53538060
I'm doing it right then, I never liked using fingers or the front teeth.

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>>53538153
This has become all the rage with the youth here.

>mfw I just watch as they destroy their teeth
>mfw I even ask them to open beers for me like that and they love to show off

>>53538153

I hope they at least were twisties...

>>53538225
I will famalam

>>53534760
Are those things even eatable? never eaten it in my whole life.

only arabs and slavs eat that


and people allergic to peanuts

Also salted and flavoured are pure shit because you can't put them in the pocket of your jacket.
Not to mention salt is bad for you and it makes you want to drink so its shit in the summer.


Only natural flavour.

>>53538321

>only arabs and slavs eat that
>implying I am not literally white as fuck

They are very popular in the Middle America (e.g Texas, Kansas, Nebraska, etc.)

>>53538328
>not liking the salty ones

Burn heretic.

>>53538296
You can open a twistie with your hand.

>>53538282
Don't worry, I do it only when I don't have a lighter or my beater phone with me.

>>53538153
It's the edges that mess your teeth up, I always avoided the edges of the metal I chewed
And it was mostly softer metal like soda tabs and the stuff on erasers
I came upon a beer cap every once in a while, and just folded the edges in by biting on the top

>>53538240

this<

get them down the center mid for easy extraction

>>53538443
>You can open a twistie with your hand.

Yeah I know but opening a standard bottle cap with your teeth? I have strong teeth and not even I would tempt fate like that, fuck.

>>53538321
True in Sweden for sure.
Arabs and Slavs eat semka
Swedes prefer dick-flavoured lollipops.

>>53538496
I was taught to do it when I was a kid.
My older friends taught me various survival skills.

>>53536874
even better

>>53538564

>learning how to open beer bottles with your teeth
>learned as a kid

Slavs, everyone.

>>53538496
It's fairly easy but it takes its toll after a while.

>>53538564
same
t. slav

>>53538506
I prefer peanuts, as I am not allergic or impoverished.

Birdseeds are... bird food.

>>53534760
worst habit known to man

>>53540205

How so? Explain.

>>53534760
Have seen a few do that here even.