Kazakstan thread

>>53529221
If I wrote my name on a piece of binder paper in crayon, would that be equivalent to getting a masters from a Kazak college?

>>53529221
I know Uzbekistan made carpets, but what do you do, Kazakstan?

>>53529441
No, only 10 top university foundation students can apply to nazarbayev university

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>>53529453
Big dildos made from wood

>>53529606
So Borat describes your country perfectly.

>>53529725
Yes.
Also we make condoms from dog intestines
Its organic without gmo

>>53529221
Do you hate asshole Uzbekistan?

>>53530431
Yes, do you?

>general Kazakhstan
srsly? 2 anon here, me and you

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Y A R R A K
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>>53530503
Nany karash
Huehuestan

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Kalaymin?

>>53530654
kim mynay
maimyldar ma? qazaqtar ma?

>>53530811
Maimyldargo braziliadagy kairattyn fandary

>>53530895
:DD

>>53530895
Why does every Turkic country have a slightly different alphabet? Couldn't you guys have coordinated this shit better, or just copied Turkey's?

>>53530503
Perhaps the other two computers in your country are in the shop.

>>53529221
Is that a Kazak badass searching for Russian women to impregnate?

>>53530929
Minau turaly ne oilaisun?

https://youtu.be/hgkgw6o3tlQ

>>53531043
good answer tyrone. you surely #rekt them.

>>53531043
nice joke
here, take a (you)

>>53531067
Brasilian fans of Almaty soccer club kek>>53530654

The potassium is all worth is.

>>53531030
Their Alphabet is Cyrillic. So they copied it from Russia. Who copied it from Bulgaria.

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>>53531190
>>53531030
In fact we have latin aleph beit that looks like turkish picrel is an actual kazak alef beyt
http://baq.kz/la

>>53531304
Yeah, it's close to the Ataturk alphabet, but not quite, which sometimes makes it more confusing. Is there much difference in phonology between Kazakh and Oghuz Turkish?

>>53531161
Interesting. So you guys are trying to keep up with progress.

>>53531161
>>53531712
Sorry, replied to the wrong person. Was meant for >>53531304

>>53531668
Yes, we have alot of ö ő ô õ ī sh or ş like sounds

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>>53530457
When is the annual "Run of the Jew" festival?

>>53531794
Yes, all our repatriants and diaspora qazaqs use only latin alphabet and arabic. Its only minorities keeping us from reforming our alphabet
They almost chimped out when our government commenced their propaganda about changing country (to kazak eli) name and alphabet

CHING CHANG CHONG BORAT BORAT

Kazakhstan has an advanced medical system for the middle east. The actually use a rusty meat hook instead of pelting their hairy women with rocks

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>>53531927
My brown friend, pajeet ahmadi will you go back to india someday?or will stay in brampton?

>>53531807
Oғyзтap have ö ğ î ç ş too
As a кыпчaк тaтap born in türkiye fluent in oğuz dili (Türk tili, az azərbaycanca) i can't be sure which words we have in common with қaзaқ тiлiндe
I wish we could speak tho

>>53532264
Its not only one ö though there are three of them.
Are you krimchak from uzbekistan or an actual krimli from krim?

>>53529221
What about humanities? Are they going to teach English in English too?

>>53531043
kek

>>53532458
Yes, my sisters english book has no translations.
They have to find them themselves

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>>53532264
Turan Empire when ?
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>>53532262
Me Mongol tho.

>>53532728
Hongcouver, you are not a mongol, but ricecracker.
Have your foto on my pc. Have ye ever tasted dog meat my gook friend?

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>>53532792
FUCK YOU KOREANS ARE MONGOLS ANCESTORS WE WUZ KOGURYEO N SHEEET.

>>53532954
You said you live there only with your mother so where is your father?
Still spamming with your *self hating asian* threads?

Hey, what kind of drugs are popular with the Kazak youth these days? Do your people smoke horse shit the way my friend's Russian grandpa used to do?

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send some qts our way kazakstan

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>>53529221
Why would you discard the language that your ancestors bestowed upon you?

Do you want to eradicate your culture like the western countries?

>>53533207
Horse shit gets you high??

>>53533318
Why does every Polack sound like someone's grandfather?

>>53533318
There was a time all literate poles used to know latin.
Its same here. At least 50 % of english is latin and more practical than russian

>>53529221
On a scale from 1 to 10, how russophobic Kazakhstan?

>>53533536
because some cultures are not as desensitized as american "culture"

How is Borat Sagdyev and his pal Azamat Bagatov faring nowadays?

>>53533819
portugal, you very nice place.....actually u r shit

ahahahahahahah

>>53533677
Phobia - fear, i dont think kazaks have fear for russians, since russians are just blond mongols

>>53533677
I think the 1 on that scale is missing a 0 to its right.

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>>53533536
Because of communism, we are about ~50 years behind the times.

>>53533789
You're right, I guess we aren't as sensitive as you.

BTW, how does it feel to be landlocked by enemies?

>>53534007
You get what I want to know. Ok, special for you I'll rephrase the question: to what degree are russians hated in Kazakhstan?
>>53534036
0 is missing since it cant be non russophobic at all.

>>53534254
That's actually what I was saying. Why is that 1 not a 10?

Is it true that Borat is your king? He is the richest man in Kazakstan after all

>>53533877
Still better than Kazakhstan

>>53534518
Maybe because only ukranians have 10 of 10 level of russophobia.

>>53534254
You are not welcomed.
Probably some criminals will behead you sinaloa style with diesel chainsaw.

>>53534738
Its completely artificial and plagiated word.
Its only used by jews to bash judophobes
After some years of internet boxing russian internet knights plagiated that word from jews
Noone have fear for russians, m8

>>53534915
>Noone have fear for russians, m8
But what about hate?

>>53534738
Only you Russians don't have a full 10/10. And even then, it's just a matter of time.

Join the rest of the world, will you? We can all live in peace and harmony and mutual hatred of your incestuous genepool.

>>53534641
And Poland.

But to be fair, it's not hard to be better than Poland.

The Russians make horrible parent's. The first thing a Russian teaches their kid is how to hold their liqour. The second is how to fight. The kazakh's are a better people in that regard.

>>53535097
Yeah, you're definitely a few steps above Poland. But you're no Brazil.

BTW, are your women into anal? I always wondered if Brazil got that from your culture?

Their people are into hair. They've got a fur fetish

>>53535083
>Join the rest of the world
It's almost impossible since russian oligarchy and rulling classes of the West have the opposite interests.
>We can all live in peace and harmony
Since the real power belongs to rulling classes, not to masses directly, that's not going to happen.

>>53535495
The drunken ramblings of a Russian

>>53534813
Bravo, Kazakhstan. We should partition Russia soon.

>>53535097
Poland is superior to Pooptugal 2bh

>>53529221

Is that actually true?

>>53535630
You Polacks love breaking things up. Maybe thats why you lost land to Russia in WWII

>>53535353
Uh.. Don't think that's really a thing here. Couldn't tell ya, really.

>>53535640
Yep, also we will have anglo-saxon court in Astana

>>53535622
reasonable argument

>>53529221
More idiocy from Kazakhstan. Borat really did you guys justice.

>>53535495
Maybe you need a revolt. I know you can't speak of this because of Big Brother, but maybe its time to rouse up the Bolsheviks again for a second revolution.

>>53535630
At least they're connected to an ocean and can use ships.

>>53535679
kek

>>53529221
>have two Kazak girls studying in English here
>barely speak a word

>>53535679
>>53536045
t. inferior potassium producers

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>>53536045
>Maybe you need a revolt.
Of course we need it to prevent further decay, which is going to last forever if P*tin or his successors keep the power.
> but maybe its time to rouse up the Bolsheviks again for a second revolution.
Would be nice.

>>53536187
Pasty white Poland hiding behind a screen this time. You hve no courage. Americans stand up for our belief's. Polacks just sit there and figure out how the light in the fridge turns on when you open it

>>53535711
Like Russians know what reason is.

>>53536329
You have some balls posting that from Russia. I hear your version of our NSA is a lot more refined and faster to react.

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>>53536438
>INFERIOR POTASSIUM

>>53536551
We don't need to produce potassium. We have Mexico for that. Sure, they shit in it sometimes, like they do with our cilantro, but its still better than yours.

>>53536539
>You have some balls posting that from Russia.
You can post that even on 2ch (russian analog of 4chan) without any consequencesat all, but posting things like this in social media, for example, can be considered as extremism.

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>>53536709
>EXCUSES FOR PRODUCING SHIT POTASSIUM
AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>53536801
So if the Russian revolution were to take place, it would have to start on a chan?

>>53536187
>>53536551
>>53536869
best posts ITT

>>53536957
It's likely not going to happen at all.

>>53536869
What can I say, we can't be the best at everything. We had to settle for being the best at making microchips, nukes, and drones.

And SHIPS. Lets see Poland make a fucking ship.

>>53537067
See, it's that kind of attitude that's going to sabotage things. If you don't snap out of it, you're gonna end up like an oversized Bulgaria. And eventually even a Kazakstan.

>>53537135
You can't make proper ships without superior potassium

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>>53537367

>>53537367
Naw, you're thinking of pubic hair. Red pubictarium makes the best epoxy.

why people on /int/ so arrogant to us
they are dont arrogant even to african countries

>>53537266
They already are an oversized Bulgaria. Theyre just too drunk to notice

>>53538119
You can't even speak English. Your people are hairy and retarded. Your argument is invalid

>>53537266
I tend to think Russia is actually is doomed and even a revolution cant change it. People just will choose another putin (in fact, about 80% of russian population is satisfied with his rule).

>>53538271
no

>>53538119
Hey can you answer one of my previous questions? It went unanswered. It's right here >>53533207

>>53538395
That's because Russians are idiots. When they aren't drinking, they're fighting. They are too drunk and stupid too notice that Putin is fucking them in the ass

>>53529221
How's life in your country bro?
Una o dos velas?

when are you guys going to stop being in russian orbit so we can make the turkish-azerbaijani-kazakh alliance deeper?

>>53538533
Like your style. Keep posting.

>>53538556
La vida loca coca marijuana
Oye, hermeno, eres tu raza castellano ou raxa americanoid?

>>53538697
You hairy Turks are the worst. You can't even think up a space program. You're too busy keeping the muslims off your backs

>>53538513
you are very rude
fuck you

>>53538839
So how long do your people actually live, assuming they don't wander from their natural habitat?

>>53538697
In fact we are much more closer with turkey than you think
My friend works for military industry. They make night vision and military radios. That fabric is opened together with turkey. Most of the tech there south african though.

>>53538882
Is it true that a hairy woman with unibrow is most beautiful creature in Kazakhstan?

>>53538852
don't you have a pantaloon to shit in joni?

>>53538882
What do you mean? I'm just asking about the drugs your people do? And that horse shit thing is real. My Russian friend's grandpa used to get buzzed of it.

>>53538882
http://mazda62013.imagehostingwebsitefree.com/di-dodgeball_unibrow-1a4720db4e268654ae22d0aa30efa12e.jpg

>>53538119
it's mostly just banter, lad. don't take it so personally. everyone gets shat on here. not just Kazakhs in particular.

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>>53538985
Its actually SA+kazakstan+turkey
We also made israeli kazakstan howitzer but it appeared its unsuccessful with alot of bugs
Picrelated is sa kazakhstan armoured vehiculum

>>53539050
sorry, it was for another poster
its not horse shit, its chicken shit
only rednecks use it
actually youth just smoke some weed and do light drugs, thats all

>>53539010
In America we shit in the toilet not in the street like you Turks

>>53538882
Nege olarga zauap beresin? Oyingo bir adamgoi tyshyp kelezatkant proxymen.
Zauap berme

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Can someone make a shoop of this that says "FACT: ANGLOS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE ON EARTH"

>>53532264
>As a кыпчaк тaтap born in türkiye fluent in oğuz dili (Türk tili, az azərbaycanca) i can't be sure which words we have in common with қaзaқ тiлiндe
*cringes*

>>53539245
that would be a lie

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>>53539165
Chicken shit works? What it feel like, mane?

>>53539494
He said in English.

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>>53539220
A typical Kazakh woman

>>53529453
Potassium, industry and prostitutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2WH9HVJRFk

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>>53538985
>>53539148
noice, i knew that we had a council thing going on but i didn't knew that kazaks worked with us on the new military projects

>>53539179
meme threads on this board told me otherwise

>>53539245
Az hazugság lenne te paraszt,hiszen Árpád népe a legerősebb faj eme föld kerekén

>>53539566
no, in pidgin himayylaian

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>>53539566

>>53539583
Would bang.

>>53538395
Sucks to be you Ivan

What is better south part of Kazakhstan or north one?

>>53539931
Shut it Frenchy. When the Mohammed takes over you're going to wish you were in Russia.

>>53540051
I would assume the part that doesn't share a border with asshole Uzbekistan.

>>53540051
Northern of course. Southern one is literally Somalia tier and full of agressive mambets.

>>53540199
So the part of Kazakhstan without actual kazakhs is better?

>>53540331
That does seem like it would be an improvement...

>>53540145
An americunt defending a rustard from a frenchie, international love is coming along after all
I hope ya'll get enriched senpai

>>53540457
You Frenchmen need to stand up and tell them to go home. We told the Muslims we werent accepting them and we didn't. Now we're sending the Mexicans home. America is freeing itself from immigrants. You should take a lesson from us

>>53540457
Love?
On a 4chan thread?
You've got some wild expectations there, buddeh.

>>53540765
I'm as surprised as you
I didn't expect an american to white knight a rusian, you people should hate each over right ?

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>>53540145
I already wish I was in Russia right now, fucking my russian qt with my benis

>>53540698
Go suck a dick, america isn't white anymore, it's in the same bag as western Europe, going straight to multikulti jewish controlled hell.

>>53540698
> A nation formed by migrants
> Freeing itself from immigrants
America would sure be a nice place if nobody lived in it except for dumb-as-rock indians

>>53541251
thats like saying all Americans are Trump supporters when only a few of us are sane enough to follow the glorious leader

>>53540331
Actual Kazhaks are chinks

>>53541740
Are you saying that all americans aren't the same ?
Well that sure is a news for me

You're alright trumpboy, you're no cuck, even if you want to suck your great leader's dick

>>53541526
At least the Jew know how to keep things in check. Nobody with any status can talk shit about the jews because the hold control. The french can't even control who cleans up their escargot smeared toilets

>>53542123
The French know ALL about sucking dick. You were all over Hitler's dick in WWII and it sounds like you miss it

>>53541535
The indians werent dumb, hey were high. We sold them manhattan for $20 and a cheeseburger

>>53541535
>capital bombed by terrorists
>asks for help from u.s. and rest of civilized world
>u.s. and rest of civilized world sends assistance
>goes back to being typical arrogant armpit called FRANCE, as displayed by post

Stuff a baguette up your ass.

>>53542193
INTERNET FIGHT
I'm out

>>5354211
Get the fuck out of here kraut. No one wants to hear about you Germans and your shit fetish

>>53542359
Surrendering like a Frenchman

>>53542359
How very French of you...

>>53542417
>>53542442
Well this kind discussion is useless, not even funny or entertaining, i can see i rustled some jimmies so now it's too late to go back on a more constructive track of dialogue. So i might as well end it
At least i had the courage to say i was out
I could have just left you know ?

>>53542938
Fine, I drop the fight as well. Back to the Kazaks.
>>53529221
Just how big of a problem is the Jew in your country? According to Borat, yours have horns.

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>tfw no turk-Uzbek-Azerbaijan-Kazak empire

>>53533318
Polish is literally German and Russian thrown into a blender and shat into a toilet.

>>53538839
La raza de la joda y el eskbio papu

Why do Kazakh men have such high knockout power?