>What kind of pizza do you want? >Just fuck my shit up

>eating any pizza that isn't ham and pineapple

there is no excuse

That looks like someone attempted to make a pizza from a description they saw in a book, like they have never seen a pizza before in their life.

>>53519633

>fruit on a pizza

degenerate detected

>>53519592
jesus christ what's that in the middle of it
it looks like a chewed bubble gum

>>53519671
who called the pleb patrol?

>>53519671
Tomato is a fruit.

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This isn't even my final form.

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>>53519962
we have a pizza here that has crust with meat pies in it

>>53520041
i thought sausages in the crust was the magnum opus of silly pizza innovations before this shit came along

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Can I join le pizza party?

>>53519592
Smoked reindeer and wild mushrooms

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>Honey agaric
>Pickled cucumbers
>Mozarella
>French fries
Now that's what I call "fusion".

>>53519778
Japanese potato, I hope

>>53519962
What's the price tag on that monstrosity?

>>53519642

That's actually the way a lot of dishes were created in South Korea. During the war drunk Americans would describe dishes they ate back home and then native cooks would attempt to make it and fail horribly.