>be american >join wars late >still take credit

>be australian
>join wars at appropriate time and on winning side
>still get NO credit

>>53508131

>be australian
>declare war on wildlife
>lose

we literally did 90% of the fighting against Japan

>>53508175
DELETE THIS!!!!!

>>53508190
>this is what americans actually believe

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>>53508131
This pic basically sums it up.

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>>53508212
>Australians literally lost in Vietnam just like us

>Americans join war so late that they drop bombs after the enemy surrendered

>Be Australian
>Join WW2
>Nobody cares
Lol

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>>53508253
The fellas did their best, lad

>>53508265
lies

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>>53508277
HOL' UP

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E M U
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>>53508346
:^)

>>53508346
It was actually 4 birds but Australian historians count 8 sparrows killed in the incident to boost their numbers

>>53508175

argentina with the bantz

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>>53508346
>over 300 allied casualties
>defeated by a fucking island

>>53508317
based japan

>>53508131
Within 10 months of the declaration of war, US forces win two strategic victories and begin a counter offensive against Japanese positions in the SW Pacific that will result in further victories and the attrition of Japanese naval and air elements.

>>53508412
>implying the japanese weren't nearing defeat anyway

>>53508131
why is it funny? that's actually smug as fuck

>>53508430
thanks to us :')

>>53508379
kek

>>53508430
"in March 1942 the Japanese military adopted a strategy of isolating Australia from the United States by capturing Port Moresby in New Guinea and the Solomon Islands, Fiji, Samoa and New Caledonia.Yet this plan was frustrated by the Japanese defeat in the Battle of the Coral Sea and was postponed indefinitely after the Battle of Midway."

>>53508469
It's funny cause they are so smug about it even though they only joined in the last year of WWII

ANZACs did fuck all in WWI
>BUT GALLIPOLI
Lol the Ottomans won. I can't believe Aussies and Kiwis consider this the beginning of their respective identities.

The only relevant New World Anglo country that had a sizeable impact on WWI was Canada. The US basically just sold arms.

>>53508489
>Yet this plan was frustrated by the Japanese defeat in the Battle of the Coral Sea and was postponed indefinitely after the Battle of Midway."

I love that there's no mention of Australian forces just straight up forcing the Japanese out of PNG.

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>>53508175
>be argentinan
>claim islands
>lose

>>53508501
World war 2: 1939-1945
America entry: 1941
>last year

>>53508430
The Japanese were reaching their high water mark. After the landings at Guadalcanal they had a bit of quandry.

To make New Guinea or Guadalcanal as the major focus of their efforts. They tried both and got put through the wringer.

>>53508536
>american education

>>53508553
New Guinea campaign lasted until the end of the war and it was a joint Australian/US effort.

>>53508131
But now thanks to their propaganda a good chunk of people believe they won WWII alone, so theres nothing to laugh to

>>53508781
>a good chunk of people believe
only americans

>>53508781
At least we we there and provided a major contribution to Allied victory in every theater.

Argentina joined the cause in March 1945.

>>53508294
;_; poor guys

>>53508910
>Implying they aren't hiding nazis and hitler's dna to clone

>>53508872
Mexico-Primarily flew CAS missions in Italy using US made aircraft and equipment.

>>53508910
>>At least we we there and provided a major contribution to Allied victory in every theater.
>muh fat lease
kek

>>53508175
>be nigger
>let white people live next door
>tries to get rid of white man
>btfo

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>>53508959
>

>>53508910
i wasn't really talking shit about america though


we acted completely retarded on wwii, you even accused us of trying to form a Nazi block down here

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>be aussie
>only be remembered for being slaughtered at Gallipoli

>>53508959
The only notable thing Mexico contributed in WW2 was opium.

That's basically it.

>>53508988
That was another guy posting. I tend to stay away from political speculation bullshit.

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>Iran detained 10 US sailors after two small patrol boats reportedly developed mechanical problems and then drifted into Iranian waters in the Gulf, US officials say.

How dumb do they think people are too believe this shit. Fucking seppos were up to no good in someone elses territory and got BTFO

>>53509036
Actually, they were critical Allies in the SW Pacific and had great success fighting in horrible some really horrible terrain.

>>53509064
>Literally declare war on a fuckin' bird
>Kill two dozen
>Waste all of Australia's ammunition
>lose to a fuckin' bird

New Zealand is more relevant at this point.

>>53509064
Guess you lost the WW2 banter so have switched to current events.

No firefights or casualties on either side. Everyone back to the starting blocks and another day passes.

>>53509041
mexicans LITERALLY cucked soldiers while they were in europe fighting for the jews

how does that make you feel?

>>53509142
Mexicans were valued a bit lower than a dog in those days. If you were cucking servicemen it was fellow Mexicans who were in the US and either enlisted or were drafted.

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>>53508175

>be American
>enter Vietnam War
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>53508175
Argentine
is
white

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>>53509180
>american soldiers were LITERALLY cucked by something considered "less than a dog" because of the bracero program

>>53509382
Obviously you don't understand. No white women of that era was going to even talk to a Mexican, much less screw them. And any Mexican deluded enough to try was going to get lynched.

Everyone on both sides of the issue knew the rules.

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>>53509483
>n-no
>m-my grand father/great grandfather was not cucked!!

>>53509537
He's completely right though

The only time a white woman will consensually fuck a mexican is after decades of brainwashing and a culture of encouragement and even then its rare as fuck

No offence it's just your people are ugly as fuck manlets who smell weird

But after that they started a lot of wars, they were almost always at war and they still are

Another country did the same, Israel

Coincidences? I think not

>>53509616
it was the 1940's, what makes you belive it was consensual?

>>53509704
Even a woman can overpower a brown manlet.

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>>53508131
"The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
A . F U C K I N G . B I R D

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>>53509704
If a Mexican was even looked at a white woman in the "wrong " manner he stood a good chance of attracting violence. Rape, actual or otherwise, would lead to any Mexican in the nearby area being lynched if the police or MPs/SPs didn't mobilize to protect them and establish order. Any real rapist that was caught in those days stood a very good chance at execution, official, or not,

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>>53508175
except we have control of our clay lmao