/brit/

yanks iut

Slag Archives lads

maisie

I found another convo with a girl lads
Why can't I just go back to 2012

>>53504966
your mums facebook innit

boycott jf threads

is it still possible to find a qt girl that doesn't use social media or atleast barely uses it

>>53504988
How bout the queens aye

>>53504980
just go back in time you mong

>>53505008
that old goat has a facebook?

that bird with a needle and shit all over her killed my lob on tbqh

>>53505046
She has twitter so probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VwfYCFYZws

#chillin

>>53505047
what

>>53505025
willing to bet she could not tell the difference between a dick with the foreskin pulled back and a jew penis

is talking to girl didnt know too well from high school for 15 minutes on facebook enough time to ask her out?
Said she was cute when I saw her last and she responded positively to it, not just a flat "thanks"

>>53505078
girls can pretty easily actually. had a mate who had a girl stop talkign to him when she found out he was uncut

I know this because i told her he was and she said ewwww

>>53505100
that's not disproving what he said

>>53505046
facebook /Queen-Elizabeth-140671425981842/

>>53505076
http://imgur.com/a/ZQ1Dx

all (You)s go to a previous poster

I can see her lying back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you don't confess

what is it with americucks and mutilating their dicks?

>>53505100
That's more strange than anything. Considering most the world don't do this, the opposite could be said about most women in the world looking at a circumcised one.

>>53505139
tfw your taxes go towards maintaining this
why

>>53505100
literally no girl I've had sex (2) with has mentioned that my penis isn't halal

>>53504930
What a disgusting accent.

>>53505100
This is what I hate about American girls. Even guys.
>Discussing this
>Ask why a circumcised penis is "better"
>Cleaner
lel take a shower
>looks better
love my scarred cock :DDD

and my fave
"It's how it's supposed to be"

THEN WHY AREN'T WE BORN THAT WAY FAGGOT.

I HATE THAT THIS COUNTRY IS KEKED BY FUCKING KIKES

>>53505154
We're dumb. I don't know why my countrymen try to deny it.

>>53505098
if you could answer this sooner rather than later, that would be nice lads

>eat dinner
>1 hour later
>get horrible cramps, go to do a poo
>there's chunks of lettuce in my poo and it still smells like food
I didn't know food could move through your intestines that quickly

>>53505180
>I've had sex
fuck off turbo normie

>>53505179
>Implying
The Royal Family make a profit for the UK in relation to how much tax money go to them.
>>53505154
I really wish I knew. Glad my mom didn't lol, she came to this country, and when the doctors asked she said no because to her it was "A thing for those jews". Apparently they almost tried to force her to circumcise me.

>>53505123
i know i was telling him a story. a personal anecdote wouldn't be able to prove him wrong anyway

trying to remember what movie this is

opening scene I think has a Russian and and Allied spy sitting together in a burnt out building talking to one another about the post-war

the Russian guy comments on how he got frostbite in Stalingrad so now his hands are very sensitive to the cold.

the movie is set in the cold war

>>53505200
Have a natural conversation for at least an hour, then be like "how about coffee lass?"

>>53505201
why were you eating that European muck like lettuce and not good murrican food like beef burgah

>>53505165
Most Americans believe that America is the only country in the world. Since everyone over there cuts their dick, they think it's normal.

Quite frankly, circumcised dicks look fucking horrid. I just can't understand why anyone would willingly scar their child for life got no good reason.

tbf I had to get cut for medical reason when i was 16.

theres a lot less sensitivity on my head now, but the orgasms feel the same desu

listening to "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" lads

>>53505198
there's no going back I suppose, it's probably like a defense mechanism. If it wasn't a thing to do this to kids at birth I'm the numbers that would choose to do it later in life would be very low.

Since they don't have that choice, they'll shout for the home team, so to speak. It should be illegal to do it to someone who can't consent.

>>53505260
any good burger has lettuce senpai

>>53505236
right well that girl is probably in the same camp of girls who wouldn't even be able to tell the difference if they saw it

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>>53505255
jacobs ladder i think

why are dogs smart enough to understand certain words? i literally say "bed" and my dog runs to his bed and doesn't bother me any more

>>53505258
>an hour
this is im lad
messages are seconds apart

>>53505265
just what you grow up with. i nearly gag every time I see an uncut cock.

i wish i wasn't cut and I wish it was more normal to not be cut, but that doesn't make me think uncut ones look fucking terrifrying

>>53505265
agree

>>53505255
dark knight rises or skyim maybe

>>53505275
Do you have to wank with lube? Why did you need to get it cut? Did they charge you for the procedure?

>>53505317
Yes, I know you faggot. 45 minutes if you're desperate.

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>>53505319

>tfw you realise a person is more significant to you than you were to them

>>53505307
most animals are more intelligent than people give them credit

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Might buy some tom lehrer records online, lads.
I figure he's going to die soon, so I thought I'd buy some, an then post them to him to sign, before it's too late.

>>53505371
fav lehrer track? mines probably send the marines, so long mom or the masochism tango

Some of those slags pics are weird oncee you scroll downa bit

>>53505319
>i nearly gag every time I see an uncut cock
do you see a lot of cock then lad

why so many Americans post in brit

>>53505393
Probably we'll all go together when we'll go.
It's what I'd play if the russians invade.

want a pet emu
living where the weather is perfect for an emu
just need an egg and to build a lil house for him with a fenced off area where he can run about an that

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me and the 'rents

~a thousand postcards later we seem older but that's normal ~

:3

>>53505346
Was getting awful phimosis no matter how often i moved the skin. Started getting rashes and nothing would work.

Yes I can wank without lube. There is still extra skin on your penis that goes up and down. It just doesn't constantly cover your dickhead

>>53505319
Just pull the foreskin back and it looks the same as any cut dick. In fact, it probably would look better since your head would be more hydrated. And when you get hard, your dick expands out of the foreskin usually. The exception is people with phimosis, that's just unfortunate.

>>53505435
Get loads of them and invade Australia

I quite like Beowulf desu even if the CGI is awful

>>53505403
what kinda weird

>>53505430
that "3 billion hunks of well done steak" spins me out a bit

kek can u imagine if people interacted with each other like dogs. ok i'm going to walk up to you right now and lick your face and smell your arse just to try to figure you out

>>53505500
One of them has a girl shitting herself with a needle in her arm

what a shit thread

>4am
>I'm still awake

Looking at getting more RAM for the laptop so doing something productive at least

>>53505569
link

>>53505477
tfw slight phimosis

I think you can fix it by just stretching the skin back but it hurts someitmes lol

been making muslim dishes and adding pork to them and eating them in front of my mudslime housemate

>>53505613
i got a pizza out of the oven at 6am a few mornings ago and my mum was making her breakfast before work it was awkward af desu but then the dog came in and i gave him a slice and she laughed and it was all good

>>53505530
Shame He'll probably never perform live again.
I'm glad there are high quality recordings, at least.

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>>53505667
Post dog.
Or post mum.

>>53505100
any girl who is that put off by uncut penises is clearly an idiot and not worth having sex with

>>53505714
same thing

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>>53505566
>you will never get to sniff random girls' asses

Been watching Noam Chomsky videos all night

>>53505423
Because /cum/ is a shit general because Americans have no real culture

Gonna spend the while day watching movies on Netflix lads, you got any recommendations?

why don't americans understand irony lads?

>>53505667
Kek'd

I made myself waffles and fish fingers at 3am a couple weeks back. I live alone though so no awkwardness [spoiler]I just realised I descended a little more into degeneracy[/spoiler]

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I am literally nocturnal now and I want off this ride

>>53505766
The Dark Knight Rises

>>53505733
>blackpeoplejumpingaroundshouting.mp4

can i get a reply

>>53505803
I know that feel senpai

Went to sleep at 6 and woke up at 4 two days ago. It's a shitty feeling when you're just waking up while everyone else is starting to wind down for the day.

>tfw I have a lecture in 4.5 hours
It's an important one too, so it's not like I can skip it.

>>53505856
HEEEELLLL YEAH

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>>53505766
The man from earth.
Stalag 17.
The royal tenenbaums.

>>53505870
isn't it exam time

getting abs lads

>>53505803
if you're neet, whats the problem?

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>>53505856
No.

>>53505895
finding
out
new
things

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>>53505720
>I only have sex with smart girls

>>53505862
Went to bed at 11am and woke up at 8pm for a fairly long period of time during the end of last term. It was pretty good since I could work alone in the university labs in complete silence.

>>53505965

Isn't this that faggot who literally married a pony doll?

>>53505886
All my exams are in the summer.

posting a post

>>53505987
It's from a youtube video of some kid showing people how to do fedora tricks.

i always stay up to this time and later drinking lads but yesterday morning i had to get up at 8am to get my car down to the garage and had to drive 20 miles after a heavy all night drinking session and 2 hours sleep. before walking for half an hour and then getting a bus home. it was one of the most intensely fucked up experiences of my life

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>>53506005
I once killed a grouse with a sharpened plank.

>>53506060
literal psychopath dezu

You know what I call boys under 6 feet tall? Friends.

I once didn't eat food for 48 hours because I didn't want to encounter my housemates when I went to get something from the kitchen.

>>53506130
I refuse to believe this is true

>>53505895
good boy

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>>53506084
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls mostly for popular people.
Not you.
You don't deserve the bell.

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posting this again

Looking for grills to hang out with (I'm fun as fuck) Or guys to go to the bar with and get poosy Add me on skype if you are within ~30 miles: deivis102 Go ahead, I won't bite

*peeks through blinds at /brit/*
heh heh heh yes... yesss... dance my pretties.... dance...... heh heh heh

>>53506130
poleboo?

>>53506173
i really really like this post

>>53506173
ask for whom the bell tolls,
it tolls for thee

>>53506130
Ghostmate?

>>53506060
i used to shoot pigeons and squirrels all the time with an air rifle. was a past time 2bh. although i pussied out when one pigeon was spazzing out on the floor after i shot it and instead of just killing it i ran away feeling bad

No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.

>>53506183
You are the worst poster in this general.

>>53506143
Normie

if i dont get into uni lads reckon i might hang myself ahaahahaha

>>53506183
*dances*

>>53506116
what do you have against lads who are over 6 feet tall?

>>53506239
but that's wrong

>>53506130
how can people think like this? its weird that you think you're important enough for them to even think about you, they all have their own little trivial problems that are wearing them down.

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this dog is wearing human clothes lmao

Doing a being bit high

>>53506301
lololololol

>>53506143
I had water and I think I might have eaten a pack of biscuits that I kept in my room, although I didn't have a proper meal for 2 days. To be fair once you get over the initial hunger pangs, you can keep going for a while. And since I was just sitting in my room and not doing anything strenuous, I didn't use up much energy.

>>53506284
Well at least you're better than the anime and kpop posters.

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great picture

hello /brit/ tell me, how has life led you to the point where you are able to post on 4chan at 4 in the morning with presumably no repercussions?

wahey lads

https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1452636113900.png

>>53506433
exams over, good feel

>>53506433
I've lost all motivation in life. I don't care if I oversleeping and miss lectures any more. Nothing gives me enjoyment anymore: books, films, video games, music, etc. I have no friends so it's not like I need to get up at the same time as anyone else. I prefer the night since its quieter and there's less people around.

>>53506389
with three words I've completely left your argument and morals in complete shambles and have left you quivering in the dirt like the pathetic prole you are begging me for forgiveness; "Y-You win Australia, you always win," you splutter like the coward you are, wretching for any sort of acknowledgement of your better, but I won't so much as even consider your brash insult as I carry on with my fantastic posts you malicious shrew

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>>53506231
into my heart, an air that kills, from yon far country blows. What are those blue remembered hills, what spires, what farms are those?
It is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, the happy highways where I went, and cannot come again.

>>53506530
The only reason I browse 4chan is because it requires so little effort and it can consume so much time. I don't even find it funny anymore, all the banter and memes are stale.

>>53506433
>Finish exams like a week before Christmas
>Go home
>Shitpost for a month non-stop
>Go back to school on Monday
>Shit post but just while in a lecture hall

>>53506544

IF I should die, think only this of me;
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.

And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.

>>53506533
To be fair, weebs aren't human. So my original point still stands.

>>53506433
because i'm a 26 year old unemployed loser who literally lives off my parents money

making an arrangement

tldr me on charles bronson and why hes famous

>>53506433
My life is ruined

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>>53506433
Masters degree in engineering.
Crippling alcoholism.
I work in a shoe shop, and I think about death a lot.

>>53506676
death wish is a good film

havent seen any of the sequels though, i heard they're wank

I'm still in San Diego lads haha.

It's quite nice, cuties smile at me as I walk down the street, it never happened in the UK or Germany.

Quite a few homeless people though, kind of like London. I didn't expect this from a smaller city like this.

t. kraut who lives in britain

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Kek

>>53506676
He was the driving force behind the oxford committee that developed the letter C. Before that, we had to use an S with an accent.

>>53506711
get your german arse back to england we need you, you filthy cunt

Hail England, dear England, true Queen of the West. With thy fair swelling bosom and ever-green vest. How nobly thou sittst in thine own steady light, on the left of thee Freedom, and Truth on the right

>>53506745
I'm flying back on Sunday tbqh.

might do a poo

>>53506814
back to london to see all the blacks and pakis i presume? please warm my heart and tell me you live in some other part of this country

>>53506855
rorke

>>53506679
i refuse to believe someone with a masters degree in engineering has to resort to working in a shoe shop

>>53506855
Cambridgeshire.

It's okay.

>>53506717

http://tvline.com/2012/07/25/once-upon-a-time-season-2-sinqua-walls-sir-lancelot/

some of these comments

>Nice to see a little bit more diversity coming to the show. Looks like they’re not afraid to play around with the ethnicity of some of the mythical characters.

>Finally another person of colour on OUAT. And I think the Arthurian legends will fit in quite well with the fairytale nature of the show.

>I approve very much of this casting. I’ve long been saying this show is way too white.

who would have thought a show set in Britain's dark ages would be filled with white people...

>>53506711
wouldn't san diego be the 2nd biggest city in the UK?

>>53506433
I'm a NEET living at home, I'm going to get a haircut and hand in my resume to heaps of local shops tomorrow though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq8Tx-2r2ao

Is it just me or does this guy seem like a massive faggot?

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>>53506887
do u like our super cool taps?

>>53506963
weed is so fuckin tight!

>>53506963
>not making massive youtube cash pandering to retarded stones

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>>53506884
Environmental engineering. So, one of the less employable fields. Also, mediocre grades, and no drivers license.

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isn't it mindblowing how there is a whole nationality of people (australians) who are basically white british/irish people but live in scorching heat year round

>Make insightful, interesting posts and witty, fresh banter
>get ignored

>someone else spouts some stale meme
>guaranteed (You)s

My genius is being wasted here.

>>53507026
dude get a fucking driving license you're clearly clever

>>53507053
haha it's genii idiot

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>>53506433
I sleep in the evening when I get home

anyone have an interesting article for me to read?

>>53506924
Yes and no.

Administratively speaking it's true, but I struggle to see extended sprawled-out suburbia as a proper city in their entirety.

San Diego has 30% more population than Birmingham, but it also covers about four times more area. If you include the Birmingham metropolitan area (which is about the size of San Diego), its population triples.

>>53507053
doing a poo

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>anyone have an interesting article for me to read?

>>53507099
http://www.vice.com/read/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

>>53507026
i passed my driving test on a 9AM start after staying up until 4 the night before drinking and smoking weed and playing CS source. this was early 2009

Can I get a (You) lads? Going through a bit of a dry patch.

>>53507159
>vice
into the organic material recycling bin it goes

>>53507074
Yeah, I'm taking driving lessons. I'm planning to take the test next month.
Lessons are £20 an hour though, an I only make £7/hour doing this shit. If I didn't live with my parents, I'd be completely fucked.

Can't stop thinking about this twink I shagged on Grindr, think I might fancy him.

What do I do lads? I've only fancied girls before now. Does this mean I'm gay now?

http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=elektroschocker%2C%20Pfefferspray%2C%20Selbstverteidigung&geo=DE&date=1%2F2006%20121m&cmpt=q&tz=Etc%2FGMT%2B5

German google searches for "Taser", "Self-Defense", and "Pepper Spray" following the revelations of large-scale sexual assaults.

>>53507099
http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/magazine/march_april_2012/features/obamas_top_50_accomplishments035755.php?page=all

feeling VERY relaxed

Do any of you meditate?

>>53507237
shit sux man, glad to hear you're on it though. Not tryna be a dick or anything but that first solo drive is one of the best feels i can remember (bit scary tho). liberation tbqh

>>53507248

> getting zapped by a german and their ELEKTROSCHOCKER

gonna miss obama desu

>>53507099
http://thespinoff.co.nz/13-01-2016/david-bowie-the-man-we-idolised-imitated-and-failed-to-get-on-our-show/

literally very good

>>53507237
why didn't your parents buy you lessons and a cheap car for your 18th are you poor or something

>>53507320
He has unironically been a very good president desu.

>>53507331
Fuck off billionaire

is it weird to know that the NSA is watching all of us right now? reading this very post.

>>53507382
Don't they have better places to look

>>53507382
no they are not. go back to your business

>>53507382
>NSA
Fuck off, it's GCHQ that watches /brit/

>>53507382
This citizen is saying the truth.

>>53507284
meet

>>53507253

>>53507410
this isn't or might not be the phrase i wanted and i can't think of what the phrase is now

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>>53507380
>tfw passed the test in my own car at the second time of asking after failing in the instructors car
>plebs will never know this feel

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>why no I believe traitors like Edward Snowden and Julian Assange are patriots

>>53507450
>tfw 22 and STILL, passed test and can't afford a car

JUST

>>53507481
there are decent cars for under a grand m8, are you an addict or something? saving a k is easy if you live at home and pay minimal contributions

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>>53507320
>not embracing jew-emperor sanders

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BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE I LEFT SCHOOL

I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN THAT TIME

IS THERE STILL HOPE OR SHOULD I JUST KMS?

"In 2015 a childless woman named Merkel invited all the Arabs of the middle east into Germany so all the other childless women in Germany wouldn't have to ever have children which lead to a demographic replacement of the native population and Germany becoming the first Arab majority European state by 2060. Surprising by 2060 Germany had turned from a nice developed safe country into a backwards shithole like every other Arab country."

>>53507450
>failing your test
What a joke

>>53507499
I know m8, it's not really the cost of a car that I can't afford, it's the cost of taxing and insuring it and filling it up with petrol.

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>"In 2015 a childless woman named Merkel invited all the Arabs of the middle east into Germany so all the other childless women in Germany wouldn't have to ever have children which lead to a demographic replacement of the native population and Germany becoming the first Arab majority European state by 2060. Surprising by 2060 Germany had turned from a nice developed safe country into a backwards shithole like every other Arab country."

>my parents bought me a VW polo with 40,000 miles on it when i passed my test in 2009
>i still have it and it now has 130,000 miles on it

i have driven 90,000 miles. the earth is only like 26,00 miles around

>>53507499
I could save enough for a car, but insurance for a newly qualified driver is ridiculous in the UK.
The insurance is about the same as the monthly payments if I financed a car.

>>53507598
>>my parents bought me a VW polo
Gazillionaires OUT

Haven't even driven a car since I passed my test tbf

>>53507527
So by 2100 Germany will be Arab, the UK will be South Asian, France will be African.

I wonder if there will be wars between all these states?

I wonder if, after hundreds of years, they'll get their acts together, become prosperous first world countries like we are now.

I wonder if they'll import whites back to their countries and argue about the merits of it.

>>53507598
Fuck off Bill Gates' son

>>53507612
>>53507579
shamefully rents take care of this 4 me, i bought da whip doe with security night shift bux

>>53505007
Here I am!

Someone on my course says he gets up at 5am everyday to go to the gym
Weird thinking he's probably just woken up

>>53507689
That's me, didn't know you used /brit/ john! haha

>>53507647
How can they import whites when we have con extinct due to lack of breeding?

>>53507689
I did that last year, part of my New Years' Rezzo. I thought I'd feel amazing and get hench but I just felt like absolute dogshit and I was knackered after about 4pm. I guess it takes a while to get your sleeping pattern locked in to do that.

>>53507527
>Arab
Nice try paki, thinking you can point the finger at Arabs and think we won't notice.

You're being way too obvious now, Rasheed.

>>53507689
I just finished my morning run and am about to get into the shower

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>I, unironically, am a normie on erasmus who goes on 4chan at 05:41

>>53507765
We'll be a paki country but Germany will be an Arab country

>>53507784
it's 6:41 here bro, but i guess the hat still stands

>>53507766
>morning run
>running for cardio
Lad....... .

>>53507709
My name isn't john desu haha

>>53507647
>South Asians
Just say pakis for fucks sake.You brits sound pathetic calling them all Asian.

>>53507805
What do you brake dance or some shit?

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>Yes, it's the ARABS who are the problem. Don't you wish we could just bomb the Middle East and kill all the Christians there? That would be great. Dirty Polish and Syrians coming to our countries! Right lads?

>>53507527
>nice developed safe country into a backwards shithole

Sounds like Syria before paki terrorists such as yourself wanted sharia law.

park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you

>>53507824
Haha. Funny.
No I do activities that don't damage my leg joints and heels.
Or at least I would if I did Cardio.

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done trying lads

persian rugs
but she's from nicaragua

lets post bigoted comments and call people south asian sounding names

fucking love this meme (your political opinions are a meme)

>>53507822
He said South Asian (not all Asians) because that includes Indians and pakis. We actually have more Indians than pakis here, although the Indians don't cause nearly as much trouble as the pakis (probably because they're not muslim).

>>53507890
parred off
just ignore and move on mate

>>53507881
I'm not a fat cunt and have proper running shoes so my points are fine

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>>53507890
Lad...

>>53507890
tell her how much she means to you

>>53507933
THAT'S NOT WHAT ASIAN MEANS YOU FUCK
ASIAN IS FOR OREINTALLLLLLLSLLSLSLLL

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>no happy housewife that wears an apron

Looks like I have to wake up in 10 minutes

>>53507933
pakis and indians are the same thing.

>>53507881
alri tubby

>>53507976
That's why Iraq and Iran play in the Asian Football Cup then right?

>>53507990
it's all the raj really, good history there pal :)

>>53507957
You're one of the few who still believes running shoes save you from heel and joint damage?
You poor lad.

>>53508002
FUCK YOU HOLY FUCKKKKKKK

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>Why yes, m'lady, I would like you to stay at home all day cooking and cleaning

So horriby depressed
I think I need help

>>53507990
I know there's no real difference since the borders were arbitrarily created, but any non-muslim is ten times better than a muslim so it's worth differentiating them.

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>i post on 4chan regularly, watch anime and have both a 2D and a celeb waifu, but oh boy have i got some news to tell you about pakis

Any of you Yanks fancy marrying me so we can get a green card?

>>53508111
u do anal?

>>53508099
Dubs confirms excellent par

>>53508099
i get the vibe off you that you're not white british and i don't take much of a shine to it tbqh

>>53508063
hi

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>>53508099
>I don't have celeb waifu

>>53508126
Yep, you can use my tight bp as often as you like ;3

>>53508134
bit racist that

>>53508111
do you live in yorkshire?

farting SO MUCH this morning and no idea why
might be the meatballs i ate last night

>>53508149
>She will never spit in your face and step on your bollocks while you wear her soiled knickers

>>53508231
No :(

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>>53508249
Farts are products of digestion in the intestines, so you're right about that la
>>53508279
>>She will never spit in your face and step on your bollocks while you wear her soiled knickers
Bender

The booooooy with the thooooorn in his siiiiide
Behind the hatred there lies
A murderous desire fooor loooove

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>I, unironically, don't have blue or grey eyes

the day the music died

lads, you should go to /cum/ right now and read all the posts by the weeb commies. It's fucking hilarious

>>53508299
theyre so rancid too i feel like a fucking slitheen

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>If you don't have light eyes then you're not white, and you should therefore cease espousing White nationalist viewpoints

>>53508336
procreate with my so i can rid my family line of brown eye genes

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What should I read?


pic related, Russian nobles listening to a story

>>53508407
Genetics don't work that way
>>53508442
The Divine Comedy

>>53508343
>/cum/
Just let that horrible forced general die already.

>>53508442
C O N R A D
O
N
R
A
D

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>I, unironically, am a white nationalist as opposed to a patriot

>>53508467
oh

>Americans let their dogs stay sleep in side their house

utterly disgusting desu

I fathered 800 children, claims sperm donor - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35262535

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>>53508495

>>53508495
They're both equally retarded though.

>>53508518
im #23

@8515

yanks make their dogs sleep outside, and that's a retarded thing to do, dogs are house pets not lawn ornaments. chaining your dog up should be permabanned tbqh

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>>53508523
>Italians fight for hundreds of years for a unified Italy
>"patriotism is retard"

Oi!

A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women
with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed

The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.

Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children - a son and a daughter - with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.

"But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker," says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. "I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems," Sonja said.

>>53508562
Not all of us do. I know some people keep dogs as guards

>>53508523
t. Riggatoni Ravioli Dolmio
>>53508521
I am Jewish
>>53508507
http://www.factswt.com/do-you-want-to-know-your-babys-eyes-color-check-this-out/

>>53508562
>letting an animal that eats its own shit stay inside your house

*checks flag* ah nevermind.

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>>53508572
Retarded*
And yes I do.

>>53508612
I have heard in the poorer parts of Spain, the people will put poop on the middle of the dinner table. This way, the flies will attract to the smell of the poop instead of the smell of the food

you gotta admit, its ingenious

>>53508637
That does not fucking happen

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>>53508606
o-oh....

>>53508562
>I let the dog sleep on the bed and I feed it under the table!
Dogs are pack animals, gotta show them who's boss

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>>53508634

>>53508666
Post eyes Satan

>>53508612
>>53508637
oh yay, burgers come over from their cultural void of a general about their cultural void of a continent and start randomly spouting shit

>>53508671
they sleep in the dog beds downstairs, eat from the bowl only and are generally well trained. I actually like them though, so try not to leave them outside overnight when i can

>>53508671
I feed my dog under the table but he knows who is boss, I'm just a benevolent ruler

>>53508637
Please Jamal keep going, anithing you say is just a detour from your only argument "we wuz kangs and sheit"

>>53508691
They're really dark brown, super dark. Not asian dark but p dark.

>>53508684
Explain.

>>53508695
>America
>not a good continent

This is the best land on Earth though

>NSDAP
>DAP
>Doing A Poo
coincidence?

>>53508732
He is saying that Italy is filled with such good artist and have been inventors and engineers for centuries, and yet his favorite memories of Italy are the plain Italian people

>>53508702
>>53508695
If you're one of those people that gets pulled along by their dog in the street or can't get it to do basic commands like sit then its not well trained.

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>>53508695
Oh good, untrained dogs are a pet peeve of mine. Especially when I go round to a friends house and their dog is tearing up the carpet or something and the owner tries to get it to stop by giving it treats.
>>53508727
Just post them
>>53508749
>NSDAP
>rearranged is DA SNP
coincidence?

my poo senses are tingling

>>53508777
So?

>>53508796
Try warm up the seat before you plant your arse on it. I went for a poo late last night and it felt like I had sat down in the arctic circle

>>53508791
nAH, but you have pretty eyes no homo, it would be looking at dark orbs tbhh

fuck lads cant decide what to wear today

>>53508791
>Destroy All SNP
I think not

>>53508813
You don't like your own people?

Would you be okay with Italy forever disappearing and you living in say...India for the rest of your life? Just as a normal Indian person

Or are you rather comfortable and would rather keep living your normal Italian life?

>>53508827
i always just grimace and bear it desu
warms up after a while anyway