The Pain One Experiences When One Does Not Have A qt Pie Britbottle Gee Eff Edition
is talking to girl didnt know too well from high school for 15 minutes on facebook enough time to ask her out?
Said she was cute when I saw her last and she responded positively to it, not just a flat "thanks"
This is what I hate about American girls. Even guys.
>Ask why a circumcised penis is "better"
lel take a shower
love my scarred cock :DDD
and my fave
"It's how it's supposed to be"
THEN WHY AREN'T WE BORN THAT WAY FAGGOT.
I HATE THAT THIS COUNTRY IS KEKED BY FUCKING KIKES
>1 hour later
>get horrible cramps, go to do a poo
>there's chunks of lettuce in my poo and it still smells like food
I didn't know food could move through your intestines that quickly
The Royal Family make a profit for the UK in relation to how much tax money go to them.
I really wish I knew. Glad my mom didn't lol, she came to this country, and when the doctors asked she said no because to her it was "A thing for those jews". Apparently they almost tried to force her to circumcise me.
trying to remember what movie this is
opening scene I think has a Russian and and Allied spy sitting together in a burnt out building talking to one another about the post-war
the Russian guy comments on how he got frostbite in Stalingrad so now his hands are very sensitive to the cold.
the movie is set in the cold war
Most Americans believe that America is the only country in the world. Since everyone over there cuts their dick, they think it's normal.
Quite frankly, circumcised dicks look fucking horrid. I just can't understand why anyone would willingly scar their child for life got no good reason.
there's no going back I suppose, it's probably like a defense mechanism. If it wasn't a thing to do this to kids at birth I'm the numbers that would choose to do it later in life would be very low.
Since they don't have that choice, they'll shout for the home team, so to speak. It should be illegal to do it to someone who can't consent.
just what you grow up with. i nearly gag every time I see an uncut cock.
i wish i wasn't cut and I wish it was more normal to not be cut, but that doesn't make me think uncut ones look fucking terrifrying
Might buy some tom lehrer records online, lads.
I figure he's going to die soon, so I thought I'd buy some, an then post them to him to sign, before it's too late.
Was getting awful phimosis no matter how often i moved the skin. Started getting rashes and nothing would work.
Yes I can wank without lube. There is still extra skin on your penis that goes up and down. It just doesn't constantly cover your dickhead
Just pull the foreskin back and it looks the same as any cut dick. In fact, it probably would look better since your head would be more hydrated. And when you get hard, your dick expands out of the foreskin usually. The exception is people with phimosis, that's just unfortunate.
i got a pizza out of the oven at 6am a few mornings ago and my mum was making her breakfast before work it was awkward af desu but then the dog came in and i gave him a slice and she laughed and it was all good
Or post mum.
>you will never get to sniff random girls' asses
I made myself waffles and fish fingers at 3am a couple weeks back. I live alone though so no awkwardness [spoiler]I just realised I descended a little more into degeneracy[/spoiler]
I am literally nocturnal now and I want off this ride
I know that feel senpai
Went to sleep at 6 and woke up at 4 two days ago. It's a shitty feeling when you're just waking up while everyone else is starting to wind down for the day.
The man from earth.
The royal tenenbaums.
Went to bed at 11am and woke up at 8pm for a fairly long period of time during the end of last term. It was pretty good since I could work alone in the university labs in complete silence.
i always stay up to this time and later drinking lads but yesterday morning i had to get up at 8am to get my car down to the garage and had to drive 20 miles after a heavy all night drinking session and 2 hours sleep. before walking for half an hour and then getting a bus home. it was one of the most intensely fucked up experiences of my life
I once killed a grouse with a sharpened plank.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls.
It tolls mostly for popular people.
You don't deserve the bell.
i used to shoot pigeons and squirrels all the time with an air rifle. was a past time 2bh. although i pussied out when one pigeon was spazzing out on the floor after i shot it and instead of just killing it i ran away feeling bad
No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
how can people think like this? its weird that you think you're important enough for them to even think about you, they all have their own little trivial problems that are wearing them down.
I had water and I think I might have eaten a pack of biscuits that I kept in my room, although I didn't have a proper meal for 2 days. To be fair once you get over the initial hunger pangs, you can keep going for a while. And since I was just sitting in my room and not doing anything strenuous, I didn't use up much energy.
I've lost all motivation in life. I don't care if I oversleeping and miss lectures any more. Nothing gives me enjoyment anymore: books, films, video games, music, etc. I have no friends so it's not like I need to get up at the same time as anyone else. I prefer the night since its quieter and there's less people around.
with three words I've completely left your argument and morals in complete shambles and have left you quivering in the dirt like the pathetic prole you are begging me for forgiveness; "Y-You win Australia, you always win," you splutter like the coward you are, wretching for any sort of acknowledgement of your better, but I won't so much as even consider your brash insult as I carry on with my fantastic posts you malicious shrew
into my heart, an air that kills, from yon far country blows. What are those blue remembered hills, what spires, what farms are those?
It is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, the happy highways where I went, and cannot come again.
IF I should die, think only this of me;
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England. There shall be
In that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's breathing English air, Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
Masters degree in engineering.
I work in a shoe shop, and I think about death a lot.
I'm still in San Diego lads haha.
It's quite nice, cuties smile at me as I walk down the street, it never happened in the UK or Germany.
Quite a few homeless people though, kind of like London. I didn't expect this from a smaller city like this.
t. kraut who lives in britain
Hail England, dear England, true Queen of the West. With thy fair swelling bosom and ever-green vest. How nobly thou sittst in thine own steady light, on the left of thee Freedom, and Truth on the right
some of these comments
>Nice to see a little bit more diversity coming to the show. Looks like they’re not afraid to play around with the ethnicity of some of the mythical characters.
>Finally another person of colour on OUAT. And I think the Arthurian legends will fit in quite well with the fairytale nature of the show.
>I approve very much of this casting. I’ve long been saying this show is way too white.
who would have thought a show set in Britain's dark ages would be filled with white people...
Environmental engineering. So, one of the less employable fields. Also, mediocre grades, and no drivers license.
isn't it mindblowing how there is a whole nationality of people (australians) who are basically white british/irish people but live in scorching heat year round
I sleep in the evening when I get home
Yes and no.
Administratively speaking it's true, but I struggle to see extended sprawled-out suburbia as a proper city in their entirety.
San Diego has 30% more population than Birmingham, but it also covers about four times more area. If you include the Birmingham metropolitan area (which is about the size of San Diego), its population triples.
Yeah, I'm taking driving lessons. I'm planning to take the test next month.
Lessons are £20 an hour though, an I only make £7/hour doing this shit. If I didn't live with my parents, I'd be completely fucked.
German google searches for "Taser", "Self-Defense", and "Pepper Spray" following the revelations of large-scale sexual assaults.
shit sux man, glad to hear you're on it though. Not tryna be a dick or anything but that first solo drive is one of the best feels i can remember (bit scary tho). liberation tbqh
>tfw passed the test in my own car at the second time of asking after failing in the instructors car
>plebs will never know this feel
>why no I believe traitors like Edward Snowden and Julian Assange are patriots
BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE I LEFT SCHOOL
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING IN THAT TIME
IS THERE STILL HOPE OR SHOULD I JUST KMS?
"In 2015 a childless woman named Merkel invited all the Arabs of the middle east into Germany so all the other childless women in Germany wouldn't have to ever have children which lead to a demographic replacement of the native population and Germany becoming the first Arab majority European state by 2060. Surprising by 2060 Germany had turned from a nice developed safe country into a backwards shithole like every other Arab country."
>"In 2015 a childless woman named Merkel invited all the Arabs of the middle east into Germany so all the other childless women in Germany wouldn't have to ever have children which lead to a demographic replacement of the native population and Germany becoming the first Arab majority European state by 2060. Surprising by 2060 Germany had turned from a nice developed safe country into a backwards shithole like every other Arab country."
>my parents bought me a VW polo with 40,000 miles on it when i passed my test in 2009
>i still have it and it now has 130,000 miles on it
i have driven 90,000 miles. the earth is only like 26,00 miles around
So by 2100 Germany will be Arab, the UK will be South Asian, France will be African.
I wonder if there will be wars between all these states?
I wonder if, after hundreds of years, they'll get their acts together, become prosperous first world countries like we are now.
I wonder if they'll import whites back to their countries and argue about the merits of it.
I did that last year, part of my New Years' Rezzo. I thought I'd feel amazing and get hench but I just felt like absolute dogshit and I was knackered after about 4pm. I guess it takes a while to get your sleeping pattern locked in to do that.
>I, unironically, am a normie on erasmus who goes on 4chan at 05:41
>Yes, it's the ARABS who are the problem. Don't you wish we could just bomb the Middle East and kill all the Christians there? That would be great. Dirty Polish and Syrians coming to our countries! Right lads?
He said South Asian (not all Asians) because that includes Indians and pakis. We actually have more Indians than pakis here, although the Indians don't cause nearly as much trouble as the pakis (probably because they're not muslim).
>no happy housewife that wears an apron
>Why yes, m'lady, I would like you to stay at home all day cooking and cleaning
>i post on 4chan regularly, watch anime and have both a 2D and a celeb waifu, but oh boy have i got some news to tell you about pakis
>I don't have celeb waifu
Farts are products of digestion in the intestines, so you're right about that la
>>She will never spit in your face and step on your bollocks while you wear her soiled knickers
>I, unironically, don't have blue or grey eyes
>If you don't have light eyes then you're not white, and you should therefore cease espousing White nationalist viewpoints
What should I read?
pic related, Russian nobles listening to a story
>I, unironically, am a white nationalist as opposed to a patriot
>Italians fight for hundreds of years for a unified Italy
>"patriotism is retard"
A private Dutch sperm clinic impregnated up to 500 women
with the sperm of a mentally handicapped Surinamese man by accident, it has been revealed
The clinic was also caught falsifying records and storing semen in leaking tanks.
Dutch woman Sonja Noordhoek went to the Humo Medical Center in Bijborp and had two children - a son and a daughter - with the help of the sperm bank. The donor sheet claimed that the sperm came from a Dutch man with two children and a university degree who grew up in South Limburg.
"But while the children were growing up, they were getting darker," says Sonja. The biological father was then discovered to be an autistic Surinamese man. Sonja said that her daughter did not inherit the mental disability, but her son has some degree of retardation. "I came into contact twelve half brothers and sisters, and ten of them have problems," Sonja said.
I have heard in the poorer parts of Spain, the people will put poop on the middle of the dinner table. This way, the flies will attract to the smell of the poop instead of the smell of the food
you gotta admit, its ingenious
oh yay, burgers come over from their cultural void of a general about their cultural void of a continent and start randomly spouting shit
they sleep in the dog beds downstairs, eat from the bowl only and are generally well trained. I actually like them though, so try not to leave them outside overnight when i can
Oh good, untrained dogs are a pet peeve of mine. Especially when I go round to a friends house and their dog is tearing up the carpet or something and the owner tries to get it to stop by giving it treats.
Just post them
>rearranged is DA SNP
You don't like your own people?
Would you be okay with Italy forever disappearing and you living in say...India for the rest of your life? Just as a normal Indian person
Or are you rather comfortable and would rather keep living your normal Italian life?
spanish women also never wash their hands in the bathroom.
and this is how most of their showers are. except shittier and no hot water.
oh they dont have air conditioning anywhere either even though it gets hot as fuck.
spaniards also have bidets often which are nice. but a big reason is because they literally cant flush poo poo paper down the toilet as their plumbing is too old
oh and htey dont pick up their dog shit. there are pretty much no laws against it
In some parts of Spain, they do not use toilet paper, because the water-piping is not up to snuff to handle the paper. To compensate, without having bidets, the people scoop the poop out of their dirty cracks, with their hands in a cup shape. They then wash it off in at the kitchen water spout
this happened to me while I was in Spain. The abuelo I was living with waddled to the kitchen with his pants around his ankles and poop in his hands
Yes it is excusable because it's THEIR values and you're a shit head for being mad that other countries are different, don't like it? Don't go to Russia or Saudi Arabia/All other countries that don't like gays but don't act like all countries should have to conform to western liberalism. Notice how I've said all this even though I'm pro gay rights and find Russia's treatment of gays is horrible, it's because countries have a right to define their own cultural values which trumps any foreigners opinions on those value.
>Aussie couple beg for help saying they've been robbed.
>They weren't robbed they just wanted handouts from the locals.
think its the smell of low-tier shitposting lad, this thread fucking reeks of it since you piped in. at least have some fun derailing a general, you just seem angry and a bit overzealous tbqh