AMERICAN/AUSTRALIAN BEST FRIENDS THREAD

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Post: they hate us, CAUSE THEY AIN' US

>if you love America and Australia

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Australians are OK in my book, if only the continent was closer then I would visit

fuck a 20 hour flight

>>53501590
Dont be like that mate

lads

I deeply respect and appreciate Australia's culture and beliefs.

I hope someday that we'll be able to free you of your systemic enslavement imposed by the Brits so you can be a free, prosperous, and powerful nation as intended by the United States.

>>53501587
FUCK YOU

>>53501587

Hello chaps.

>>53501596
Fuck off dad

If I wasn't already an American I'd gladly become an Australian.
Shitposting aside, you guys seem pretty damn rad.

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>>53501593
Kiwis are alright too.

>>53501596
dad pls

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>>53501597

America pls :(

>>53501599
you LITERALLY wouldnt last a week in australia m8

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>>53501602
whoa m8

>>53501604
>says the Aussie rapebabby

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>>53501605

spoopy

>tfw Anglosphere thread

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Oi oi lads

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>when your sons disown you but at least they get along
>take all my feel frogs

>>53501596
Dad, Australia and USA won't let me in. Is it because they were founded on degeneracy and failed reconciliation?

Dad?

Am I still your favorite?

Dad?

Hello esteemed friends :)
And Canada.

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>>53501602
RIP UK

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>>53501602
You have brit/pol/. Go relish the times you were relevant like /pol/harbor.

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>>53501610
>60815784
Shutup little China

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What's going on in this anglo thread, senpai?

Canadians belong in gas chambers

>>53501610

Remove DUDE WEED and then we can talk, son

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>Britain

>>53501616
LITERALLY NOBODY BUT WEEBS FINDS UGLY ASS JAPS ATTRACTIVE.

STOP POSTING THIS GARBAGE

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MEAT PIES
>MEAT PIES
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>MEAT PIES

>>53501596
Dad, what the fuck, it's Aussies and ours playtime! Get out!

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>>53501618
should probably remove yourself then lad

>>53501587
>>>/int/

>>53501609
>'76
Remember that date Dad! Remember it!

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>>53501617
Nah, Canucks are alright.

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Why does no one love us anymore

>>53501610
Why is Canada reddit: the country

>>53501619
That ain't real, please...tell me that isn't real.

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>wake up tomorrow
>see the world looks like this
wat do?

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>>53501587

fuken sick cunts, keep the maplecucks outta here, fuken apologetic faggot cunts.

My mom was an illegal in the USA for 12 years, never got in trouble at all, had me, and then moved back to Canada when I was 11 so now I have dual citizenship so I can be here :)

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>tfw my day today

>>53501610
You got too close to that sleazy French man from across the street, he became part of you. We will never be able to look at you the same way.

>>53501630
play a spot of cricket to be honest lad

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>>53501619

>>53501630
Rape a drop bear and get chlamydia

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>>53501630
Shitpost.

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>>53501587
I support this thread

>>53501612
>99c
>$0.05

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pound_sterling

Are anyone other leafs ITT scared about our currency? As of today it's literally as worthless as the Australian dollar.

>>53501630
but who was america?

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>>53501620
they both have bangin' tits u gay af senpai

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>DAILY REMINDER FALKLANDS ARE BRITISH

>>53501644
too bad they don't make up for the retarded gook faces

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>>53501621

Meatpies! Real, Manly, French Canadian Meat Pies!

>>53501595
Of course a Canadian would be the first to break the rules. God you guys suck.

For all the shit we talk about them, Australians are pretty cool. They treat their native population like what they are and despite having tons of open land they're smart enough to tell the mudslimes to FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

If only you had your own Second Amendment.

>>53501644
they give you half slant children

literally wtf is wrong with you?

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>>53501647
Hear, hear!

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>>53501642
Yes.
It's only going to drop further.
Thanks Harper for making our economy run on Albertan oil.
Because everyone knew that if there's one thing oil is known for, it's reliability.

Start stocking up on meats..
Since we import most of what we make and then buy it back to sell to our own stores (fucking genius, we're so smart), the low dollar will skyrocket the price of meat we buyback from the Americans

do i grab a pie before the bakery closes lads?

>>53501648
>american education

look two flags above that one

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>>53501647
BABBY SHIT
MEAT PIES SHOULD BE MADE FOR QUICK CONSUMPTION SO YOU CAN PICK ONE UP FOR LUNCH BETWEEN PICKING UP SOME TIMBER AND GETTING TO THE WORK SITE

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Stop trying canada, you used to be bro's but now you're a shit-tier meme.

>>53501642
soon the aussies will be worth more then you and we will use you guys as the next mexico
enjoy our sweat shops you fucking leaves.

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>>53501646
>most anglo women's faces aren't retarded

>>53501655
FUCK THIS

>>53501634
Dad...
He Said he wanted to show me his baguette but before i could do that i first should drink this awful tasting grape juice. I blacked out and woke up all my clothes I had worn were gone.

My bum is sore and there's this butter, cottage cheese like substance on my back.

What do?

>>53501606
Check the flag and try again Amerifat.

>>53501627
Nobody loves you anymore because you got old. You lost your shit, England. You decided to let go of everything that made you great. You carved bits of your empire off like a Thanksgiving turkey. And now look at the state they're in. South Africa experiences over 24,000 murders a year now because the dindus took over. Rhodesia doesn't even exist anymore. Your other African colonies are just as fucked. India is still so fucking backwards they shit on the streets even after nearly a century of rule. Hong Kong is back in the hands of the fucking Chinese.

And now look at you. Not even London, the beating heart of the British Empire, is safe. It's clogged with Pakis and Afghans everywhere you fucking look.You literally tore apart your own empire in the name of liberalism and now you've been invaded yourselves without ever realizing it.

Nobody loves England anymore because the English don't love themselves anymore.

>>53501662
yeah fgt

>>53501627
I love you.

>>53501665
Typical daddies boy

>>53501627
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

>>53501653
Yeah, and the NDP in Alberta and the fact that the libs said they'd raise corporate taxes has nothing to do with this?

top kek maplefag

>>53501667
THE FASCIST REGIME

>>53501666
It's better than being a rebellious idiot for no god damned good reason other than MANIFEST DESTINY TEA TAXES

God save the Queen!

>>53501664
Protip: New Zealand and Australia's flag look eerily similar.

>>53501668
The reason why our dollar is plummeting isn't due to tax fuckery.
It's due to the record low prices of oil.
The Saudis are going crazy and selling shit every where at a low price.
We can't compete since oil sands are so expensive to extract.

If you don't think the fluctuations in the price of oil is behind our crisis, then you've got a lot to learn, mon ami.

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>>53501640
Could use some of that weather, eh. Throw another dingo on the barbie for me will ya, I'm going to grab a plane ticket!

>>53501608
Hi Dad!

>>53501587
fag fag fag fag fag, one for each of you homos

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>>53501663
The truth hurts

>>53501672
You're a faggot.

It's more complicated than just that and if you believe otherwise it makes you an idiot. Did you see what happened to us economically after the election?

>>53501630
I move to Coollawoorabongagarragwangawooragong and start a career as knifey-spooney starter kit manufacturer.

>>53501623
>7.41%

Lies, Poodeau smokes more than that himself daily.

>>53501642
Not really scared, there's nothing we can do about it. As oil falls, so does our dollar.

On the plus side, if the DJI and other American indexes start losing a lot of value quickly, the American Dollar will lose a lot of its purchasing power. This means our dollar will rally.

>>53501677
Fun fact: We're still on the budget enacted during the Harper government.

So what exactly did the Liberals do to tank the economy when they've literally done nothing yet?

Quit sounding like an American Republican

>>53501656
Serious question: Do you have roo pies over there?

>>53501627
>Why everyone tells Cuckistan to bin it?
Regardless of the answer this is an American/Wizard of Aus thread. Get out before we throw your tea in the harbor again.

>>53501678
>knifey-spooney starter kit manufacturer

sick

>>53501682
No

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>>53501678
You call that a knife?

What is this strange new land?

>>53501587
Proof that Americans shitpost more than us Canucks, your thread got moved.

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>unknown

All these question mark flags. the entire banter of this thread ruined.

>>53501709
R A R E
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why is everyone posting from outer space?

>All this rare unknown posters

>>53501794
Mods moved the thread from /pol/ because the USA was shitposting again.

What the fuck is even going on ITT

Abandon thread /pol/acks. it belongs to /int/ now.

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>Australiens

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WE ARE IN UNCHARTED TERRITORY NOW BOYS

>/pol/ BTFO

/int/ es numero uno

>>53501902
>Australiens

this is coming back to /pol/ and becoming a meme with us.

>>53501913
Everything is so blue.

I don't like it.

>the martians are back in force

moot, please come back

>>53501974
You can always change it on the bottom of the page tb᠎h fa᠎m

>[_?_]

>>53501681
>giving billions to third world shitholes for "global warming"
>making us have 50,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2016
>corporations and companies leaving because the libs promised tax hikes only for them
>et cetera

Stop sounding like the typical, braindead, partisan redditor where only one thing is the cause of all our woes you faggot.

What the fuck is going on with all the flags ITT?

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>>53501587
Is this some sort of moderator black magic? Where even am I?

AYy lmao

holy shit did a mod seriously move a thread from /pol/ to /int/?

I thought they only did that with /trash/

they also forgot to account for flags not moving over

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MODS MOVIN THREADS AND SHIT FUKIN PUSSY CUNTS FITE ME IRL CUNTS ILL TAKE THE LOT OF U FAT FAGGOT CUNTS MEET ME AT SURFERS MACCAS AT 10 TONIGHT, ILL SEND U FAT CUNTS TO THE ICU

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>>53502654
their all going straight into my folder desu

aliens OUT

>>53501591
Poor

proper thread lads.

Wtf is happening with the flags xD

Is he the same fag?

>>53501587
U F O
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