AUS

As long as we're getting attention, no one cares.

Australia is literally "Notice me America-senpai: the country".

An Australian girl came to a school in my city. I see her all the time and she seems to be LOSING her QT accent. Can I bantz with her?

>>53500799
Honestly? I love the song. I've never travelled overseas though, so I only know the song for just being a song. I've never had the "LAND DOWN UNDAH", "DO YOU RIDE KANGAROOS TO WORK LMAO?" experience that most Australians get overseas. It's probably hate it after that.

I feel like if and when I have to leave US, AUS is the most comfy place I can go. And the closest culture.

>fuck canada

>>53501093
Canada would be far more similar to the US, culturally. Australia is much more like England.

All Anglo countries are pretty similar though.

>>53500799
No big deal.

>>53500918
No harm in trying.

More Aus music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9h3I5Uktw

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Will one of you Aussies be my BF and take me to your continent? I'm white and not a trap

>>53501263
POOTFAS
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>>53501207
Where did we go so wrong with music? This period of Australian music was GOAT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbASq3FMf70

>>53501286
I'm no poofta. I was born A woman and I am a woman. I only know what a poofta is BC Chris Lilley is one of my favorite comedians!!

>>53501351
>Where did we go so wrong with music

>The syndication of commercial radio
>The internet

Yes it has brought interesting stuff too but we now associate and share interests with people we will never irl with.

>>53501351
S I L V E R C H A I R
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Top musician desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTO4qBW88Lo

>>53501351
>Where did we go so wrong with music?

This. Whenever I'm unfortunate enough to listen to Triple J and the "best songs from Australian artists" which coincidently is just niggerbeats.

>>53501726
What in the WORLD... I know there are bad music and videos by any genre but jfc

>>53501726
>An indabloodyvidual

I know someone who went to school with him.

>>53501798
I was about to say similar.

>JJJ in charge of music

>>53501798
Triple J is good desu. It's the only radio station I listen to because it's literally the only Australian station that will play Australian artists. You can call it pretentious or whatever, but pretty much every decent Australian artists who makes it these days made it because they became a hit through Triple J first.

Pretty great song tBh

>>53501833
Haha he was one of the first Australian memes. He's an ex-AFL player.

>>53501869
The problem is none of those made it on their own merit where as before that they did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iUKd16fqLI

>>53501957
How did they not make it on their own merit?

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>>53500799
I like this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4gru7Ial3k

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>>53501869
Thoughts on Iggy? Not just YOU but your country in general?

BTW I believe pic related has been edited

>>53502042
Bit of a joke. She had that one song that people liked and that's about it.

best Aussie song that everyone's forgotten existed is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK_eQImKnPA

>>53502031
Kind of meme teir but it was funny at the time. Another on that line:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UAh7ogwAYQ

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Reminder that Steve has unironically been dead for 10 (TEN) years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-1Gvlskxv8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQI5fdVCvlU

>tfw this song starts playing

>>53502085
This song isn't melodic or even catchy, 0/10.

Hall and Oates could kick this pooftas ass desu

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>>53502174
>tfw THIS song starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGfrYMmWhas

>>53502042

I bet she was a mean fuck in high school

>>53502068
She had like 3 songs in the top 100 in US, and literally broke some record that was previously held by the Beatles. I'm too lazy to check ATM

But she is huge here, and makes a deal of her background being all poor from AUS, running away to Miami Florida at 16. And she like "worked" her way to the top

>>53502355
Pretty shit desu. The only thing I really 'hate' about her is that she clearly puts on a fake accent to rap.

>>53502355
>she is huge here

I have literately never heard of her till now.

Some more Aussie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFGK9HlEto

>>53502168
fug

>>53502430

>tfw no coconut gf

>>53502355

How the fuck did she move to the US as a 16 year old?

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I bet a million kangaroos this ass didn't exist before she "made it" to Miami and/or Cali. Also she married some scumbag black dude from the ghetto who is still trying to sue her for all her money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uszdyMaC2c

>>53502496

You can do exercises to enlarge your ass, that was a thing last year here. Couldn't walk anyone in the city without girls in yoga pants with huge asses.

>>53502566
good time to be alive

>>53502468
Buddy look at her wikipedia at least. It says her dad built their home from mud and she's got Abo in her blood. I'm not Aus but all that shit sounds ridiculous kek

There is also Sia Furler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRfuAukYTKg

>>53502709

>tfw she is happy and not a drug addicted lass on the verge of suicide anymore

>>53502699
How did that house even get approval by the fucking council or whatever? Her dad was an artist or some shit, so I'm not sure how his 'mud brick' house ever got approved.

>>53502566
Yeah women can make their ass tighter and lift it only SO MUCH with excersize. Her ass in this pic clearly shows Kardashian level fat injections.

If you still think that asses like this exist in skinny white women naturally; you are a wizard

>>53502835

We don't have mexicans or blacks here so my experience with asses the size of houses is foreign to me

>>53502803
>council
>america

>>53502874
What? She grew up in NSW.

>>53502752
I can imagine. She looks like she has been there done that.
>Musos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5iTQf5PDyY

>LE FUCK OFF WANKER CUNT XDXD ALL US AUSSIES ARE BOGANS WHO SWEAR AND SAY CUNT AND WANKER A LOT XDXD LOOK AT ME AMERICANS LOOKS AT HOW TOUGH AND ABRASIVE I AM YEAH FUCK CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER CUNT WANKER FUCK WE'RE FULL CUNT GRAB A VB MOYT XDXD LE CUNT HAVE A VB MOYT WANKER CUNT FUCKEN ASIAN SLOPE EYE CUNTS SHOULD FCUK OFF AND HAVE A VB WHILE FUCKING OFF CUNT AY AY LE CHEEKY XDXD CHEEKY CUNT JUST DID SOMETHING FUCKEN CHEEKY CUNT AY AY CUNT FUCK ME DEAD CUNT WANKERS NEED TO GET DRUNK 24/7 TO BE AN AUSSIE MOYT FUCK I WORK HARD AS A BRICKY NOW I GOT A HARD EARNED THIRST FOR GLASSING CUNTS XDXD

>>53501726
T-that's beautiful

We're Australian, we're physically incapable of giving a shit

What ever happened to Natalie Imbruglia? We (rest of the world) haven't seen or heard of her since "torn"

>>53502709
Sia is so fucking pretentious

>le i don't show my face meme xDDDD

Even Iggy Azalea is more tolerable than her.

>>53503060
Neither have we. She was a judge on X Factor or The Voice or one of those shows, but I have no idea what she does now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZNYwabOpyk

>tfw the Sydney Olympics were almost 16 years ago
>tfw based Vanessa Amorosi and Nikki Webster will never be relevant again

>>53503061
Sia can actually REALLY sing. And I'm no fag but I know for a fact Sia can hit a kangarillion notes from low to high. Iggy on the other hand sounds like a nigga sitting in Tennessee county jail

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i've just eaten a pastry at my computer and i got crumbs all over my desk

>>53503173
Maybe, but I'm not talking about her singing. Her persona is just so pretentious. If you want to live as a recluse, then why be a celebrity?

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Surprised nobody's posted this yet

https://youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E

>>53500799
>how do Aussies feel about this song
Pretty indifferent. It's catchy enough I suppose.

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>>53502835
whether you want to believe her ass is natural is up to you but she has 1 in 1000 hip genetics

>>53503060
Watch Johny English 1

This thread has reminded me how many we have in the local area.

>>53503214
I was going to post US forces but I thought it may trigger the yanks.

>>53503212
IDK she probably just wants to project all her insecurities onto a little American girl who likes to dance???

>>53503255
tasmanian hips lol

>>53503297
She's from NSW m8

>>53503310
Tasmanian hips, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI

B A R N S E Y
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>>53503310
Just youtubed her

>Haven’t missed much

>>53503326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkOZTSvrHs
F A R N S E Y
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>>53500799
most people aren't aware that they're a genuinely good band with a lot of good song

up there with the oils (only non retarded underage australians will understand this post, basically 0.001% of /int/)

>>53503429
What about The Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
A true classic

Best Men at Work song 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZkOn0-yt9E

Can I get a "wew" for Nick Cave?

>>53503255
They inject fat into the butt/hips/surrounding areas. These plastic surgeons are paid a ridiculous amount of money. 10 years ago no famous singer/rapper had an ass that big.

Do you really think that it's just a coincidence that most famous women have a HUGE amount of ass fat?

>>53503447
I remember them but hadn't realised they were Aussie.

>tfw a Canadian teaches you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYsnPNBg7j0

>tfw you remember bill shorten is the leader of the opposition

>>53503532
I'll give you a Hmmm

Good JJJ stuff probably.

Redgum have more good songs than just he was only 19.

This song is 30 years old and everything they sing about in this song has only become more true and sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9toD_R6t1pI

>>53503594
Albo will challenge him soon.

>>53503643
>>53503594
ALBO FOR PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtIbcXlFHGI

Who remembers this shit? It's over 10 years old now. Jesus Christ.

>>53503643
>>53503715

>electing anyone you can nickname abo

>>53503800
Abbott the Abo?

Pseudo Echo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnejLmQGYhg

>>53503773
holy shit this triggered something in my brain I didnt think I knew it when I saw the title but then I remembered it.

Fuck what a shit song

>>53503773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yorq1Lme6jo

This too. The mid 2000s in Australia were pretty gay, looking back.

>>53503875
kek come on that song is hilarious although that video clip is fuckin shit and gay

>>53503447
them too

>>53503935
True. I still can't believe they played that on the radio though. It would never be allowed to be played today because of all the politically correct cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNAstZiRUc4

I frequently masturbate to Angela White.

Have we had INXS yet?

>We have now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8

australia has had so many great bands over the years

mainly during the 80s though. the aussie skramz scene during the mid 2000's was killer though.

>>53504076
she ran for senate you know

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>>53503773
>>53503875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sB0-FY_bmM

Remember this Asian on Australian Idol? It was one of the first ausmemes. Good times.

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>>53504076
>masturbating to a chick that's been blacked

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>>53504246

Was Lisa Mitchel the countries first waifu of the 00s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90DflEOXi9E

>>53503773
Genuinely never knew they were Australian until right now.

>>53503875
Not for rock music. Wolfmother, Spiderbait, Jet, Powderfinger, etc.

>>53504349
I think Nikki Webster was our first waifu of the 00s tbqh

>>53504246
wtf he is a terrible singer

>>53504494
Yeah, he didn't actually get through, he was just invited to sing at the final for the bantz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OATgxZzpxrY

>>53504461
I'VE BEENA MISSING YA STRAAAAAAAAAWBERRY KISSES
I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU
IN THE YEAR 2000

>>53504494
How young do you have to be to not remember him?

Ok lock up your lolis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lofgud4wLLo

>>53504589
my friends didn't really care about Australian idol that much and it wasn't like people had smartphones at school back then.

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>>53504147
>ACDC, ... Silverchair
>Bunch of drunks, then a bunch of probably drunk teenagers decades later.
>"Woo so many great musicians!"

>>53504638
I still don't know why ACDC is so popular. All their sounds sound the same.

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>>53504638
Are you legitimately retarded? You named one of the biggest memes in music and then a Pearl Jam knockoff. You don't know about Australian music so please stop pretending otherwise.

>>53504461

She was a bit too young until she became a slut in 2008

>>53504662
Its something a bunch of drunk bogans and their international equivalent can identify with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrB7hbZyPCM

Only recently found out that this was sung by an Australian. Why must every singer put on an American accent?

>>53504589
I'm 25 and I don't remember him. I never watched any of those "talent" shows though.

Except popstars...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPnZ9SLb2EM

>>53504638
i said the 80s and foreigners aren't going to know who radio birdman or cold chisel were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EOWfvX2czw

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Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20 [Embed]

>>53504638 >>53504076 >>53503569 >>53503292 >>53503173 >>53503060 >>53502835 >>53502699 >>53502496 >>53502355 >>53502042 >>53502031 >>53501833 >>53501726 >>53501545 >>53501425 >>53501263 >>53501093 >>53500918 >>53500799
Please watch our sports

>>53504866
>Australian

>>53504892
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Dream_It%27s_Over

>"Don't Dream It's Over" is a song by the Australian rock band Crowded House,

Turn off the proxy, you disgusting New Zealand cuck.

>>53504866
>>53504892
>Two out of three aint bad.

I was about to make a similar comment.

>>53504833
>>53504866
Fuck my brother had a tape of crowded house and we'd listen to it in the car every family trip.

Nostalgic feels....

>>53504867
what a strange post

>>53503479

mah nigga

>>53501196
I still want to go there so bad. After the rest of the world, then north america gets overrun by moslems, Australia will be our promised land.

I just want to get there before the rest desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrUqsB-0vw

>>53504866
This song is bangin

I did not know it was AUS, good 4 you guys tho

>>53505112
Nice.

Does this qualify as music? It is /int/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QN9g34Cf3QU

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>>53505148
yes... it is australian.... just like russell crowe and pavlova

>>53505306
I guess so.

Surprised nobody has posted these yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YnGQE1q6M

Is there any Abo musician?

>>53505315
>Russel crowe

Are you trying to brag or...?

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>>53505366
Jessica Mauboy, but she's not really worth listening to. She just signs generic pop music.

>>53505366
I posted a couple above.

>>53502430
>>53502526

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ-hbpWlXNQ

>>53504867
pls go back to /cric/

How big are the Wiggles in Australia?
btw Dreamland is a good show

>>53500799
Songs a choon that goes hard at the pub tBh

>>53505562
Not as big as they once were. I think most of the original members have left. Same with Hi-5.

>>53504867
NRL > AFL

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>>53505562
They used to be huge, I saw them when I was a kid. They're still pretty big but not like they used to be. I mean come one, they only have 1 original member (anthony-blue) and they have a bloody woman now.

How can you sing wake up jeff without jeff?

>>53505562
>Wiggles

They were pretty big.

There was also hi5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYB543nIk7Y

>>53505622
>2016
>being objectively wrong

>>53505666
/nrl/ literally runs /int/

>>53505649
Would definitely go her though

>>53505622
AFL > NRL

>>53505666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo

>>53505692
Hot opinion you got there you fucking Melbournian faggot, in real Australia (In other words, not Inbred Island, SJW: The city, Gotta import Niggers to mine our rocks: The State and Literally who: The city) NRL is preferred

>>53505664
oh man, I would fuck the girls of the original Hi5 so hard.

I remember Kelly did a photo shoot for maxim or something, dick was diamonds

https://youtu.be/oIygb27fnVw

True blue Aussie banger coming through

>>53505774
I live an hour away from melbourne (great city). Also SA and I think WA and TAS like AFL more than NFL. NSW is pretty split.

So shove that hot opinion up your anus, cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEtjaZ8ZuNU

kek, remember this and how butthurt all the Americans were?

>>53505835
>NSW is pretty split.

kek

KEK

K-E-K

>>53505846
>butthurt
Looks like someone still is.

>>53500799
0:12
"CAVALINHO NA FEIRA A COMER"

where all my portuguese fellas at

>>53505883
Well I can see why the home of the gay and lesbian mardi gras would prefer NFL aka Hopoate: the Game.

>AFL
>NRL

Fun fact there are more Aussies play soccer then either of the above. Check the abs data if you want to.

>>53505676
"no"

>>53505774
Are you upset because Victoria, Tasmania, South Australia, Western Australia and the Northern Territory support AFL while Queensland and NSW have two teams each?

Meanwhile, NRL is literally nonexistant in pretty much every other state.

>>53505897
Who is?

>>53505964
That's because It's the easiest and safest sport to play and almost all kids that play sport, play soccer

The actual followings of NRL and AFL are far, far larger than that of any Soccer League

Even Union is bigger than Soccer

>>53505883
He's right. Southern NSW (Wagga, Albury etc) is AFL territory.

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>>53505977
>Meanwhile, NRL is literally nonexistant in pretty much every other state.
>QLD and NSW = 52.09% of the population

>>53505900
I've never met a portuguese person. Do portuguese come to aus like lots of brits and scandis when they're young to get drunk and fuck for a few months?

If not, where do you go?

>>53505964
Too bad the A-League is basically nothing in comparison to the AFL or NRL.

Regardless of whether you think AFL or NRL is better, I think we can all agree that soccer is for Green voting, Muslim, Pooftas who're dodgy, obese tradies who rip off old ladies and are the neighbours from hell.

>>53505991
Click the video link.

>>53506053
There's a large Portuguese diaspora in the inner west of Sydney, around the Marrickville area.

>>53506051
You fail to remember that the AFL has significant ground in in NSW and QLD though. There are two professional teams in each state. However NRL has literally no following in Tasmania, South Australia or Western Australia, and only a small following in Victoria.

>>53506064
I'm a green voting poofta and soccer is too gay for me.

>And this is how footfags are born

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61zrOC9tri8

>>53503875
> The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Come on m8, we're neighbour right?

>>53506069
Didn't know that. Never been to sydney tb'h

>>53506142
>comments are disabled
kek

>>53506167
Unrelated, but do Indonesians think about Australia much? I was thinking the other day about how weird it was that our countries don't really have a whole lot to do with each other despite being neighbours.

>>53506053
it's like a 20h flight and expensive as fuck, who would bother? There is probably 1 or 2 Portuguese tourists per year in Australia and those are people who have some family member living there

>>53506167
I am guessing its because they think it will be offensive to you.

I hope to do a working holiday visa in australia someday

>>53503875
>late 2007
>mid 2000s

>>53506307
What's your job m8?

>>53506290
I've never met a portuguese anywhere I've travelled, I've met just about every other european nationality.

So where do portuguese travel to?

>>53506307
Come by anytime.

>>53506340
I'm a student
>>53506347
Thanks m8

Time for something a little different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrFP5unzjTw

http://youtu.be/HV_O3BA5e28

How accurate and how do you feel about this Simpsons episode in general?

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>>53506479

>>53506479
Meme tier just like our last PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-evCwsJJunQ

>>53506479
Funny episode desu. Not one single bit of it was based in reality of course, but still funny. I loved that they didn't even try to get Australian voice actors, and ended up doing accents that weren't even close to ours.

>>53506613
sounds closer to South Africa

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>>53506593
Is that a commercial that was actually played on public television?

>>53506663
It may have been a youtube only one if I remember right.

Some Paul Mac

>>53506479
everyone loves that episode

>>53506706
>Paul Mac

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE72umWOEMg

>>53506706
Good stuff desu

>>53506347
We don't travel a lot. Only students, who usually pick Poland, Romania, Spain, etc as their Erasmus destination because the cost of life is basically the same as here

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>>53506613
Yeah I always cringed at the accents, I'm glad you guys were smart enough to see the satire. T/B/H/ your accents are sweet songs to my ears

>>53506737
This one was on national television till the sjws pulled it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2lYaaRvok

>>53506746
That's weird. So are the memes really true? Poortugal is third world?

>>53506777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19iRDQVeirl

>>53506841
Why would the SJWs pull an ad objectifying men? That makes no sense.

>>53506865
no one is really interested in travelling except the internet generation

I didn't leave the country until I was 18, my parents never saw the need. When we went on holiday we just rented a house on a city on the coast that's about 30 minutes away from home

>>53506918
>objectifying

That is why.

>>53506921
For a country in europe I find that utterly bizarre. I never went overseas until I was 22 but I'm australian so that's understandable, but you guys can just walk to another country...

>>53506865
Omg are you over 18? Pls be my BF ;_;

I'm white and not a trap pls

>>53507016
A trap would be more my style t'bh. A proper man would be my preference.

>>53506777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpBYnL5fAXE

>>53507091
Thnx for being honest , if I could I'd be your beard. AUS and EUR makes me horny desu (all American women tho

>>53507091
Are you this guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fOvWwC4tCM

>>53503575
Jamming to this lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvk9G1hOTM

>>53507187
I'm sure if you came here you wouldn't have trouble finding someone, unless you're really fat and/or gross.

>>53507195
me on the left

>>53503575
Good song desu

>>53507270
I am pretty cute, I get hit up on FB and POF, I just have mental problems desu

>>53507448
>I just have mental problems
that's a big issue t'bh. But if you're not batshit more than like 20% of the time you still have hope of finding a nice guy. Even if you are there's a chance.

good luck ya crazy bitch

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>Hot

Aussie term:
>Doof (the music)

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1449617136449.webm

>>53507501
that's pretty sick

can't wait for the cool change

>>53507537
>the cool change

Canucs and Russians can we has snow?

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>>53507583
pls

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>>53507583
Sure, trade you for a kangaroo (but just one).

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>>53505964
This is how much Australia cares about soccer

http://www.baka.com.au/sport/cricket/womens-big-bash-league-hits-footballs-aleague-out-of-park-in-television-ratings-20151221-glsog1.html

>>53507011
Well, since nowadays you can get a flight to anywhere in Europe for 20€ and young people all want to travel, it happens a lot more. But you have to understand that my generation (late 80s, early 90s) was the first one to live comfortably in this country and to be capable of thinking of travelling and actually have holidays per se. We got out of a very conservative dictatorship only in the mid 70s. There was never any interest or incentive to travel and people only left the country to flee and immigrate to places like France or Switzerland back then. The generation that was born during the final years and just after the dictatorship (my parents' generation) was busy building what all the other countries had already built but we hadn't due to the government, so travelling was far from being something they thought of.

Also, distances are not seen here like they are over there and in other new world countries. You can probably drive for hours and still be in the same city over there, while if I drive half an hour I'll be in a different city and feel like an outsider and the trip will feel more exhausting that 30 minutes. In fact, I've done this experience countless times: when I went to the US I stayed in a hotel that was about an hour and a half away from NYC itself, but whenever I took the train it never felt more than a regular short trip. When I came back to Portugal and had to take the bus from Porto to my hometown an hour away, I felt completely drained by the end of it.

>>53507758
interesting, thanks for the reply cunt

>>53507814
no worries sick cunt mate

>>53507697
Have some Roos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOwezFo4QXM

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>>53507725

Bbl is one of the worlds biggest sporting events now, it's in the top 10 most attended events now after that 80k match

http://youtu.be/YA58sS3x2Oo

Is this vid exaggerating? These birds look cool. (Cassowary)

>>53507925
>courtney barnett

gross

>>53507951
Have never met one of those in the wild. I have emus though. The emus were just feeding on grass and making a low bonk sound. Have nearly hit one in a car once which was kind of scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0ZO79Aqxw

>>53507915
Everything about this video makes me so uncomfortable

>Australian alps
>giant rabbits with long rat tails

I can't wait until I die; I'll surely transport to another universe where these disgusting crimes against God won't exist

>>53508198
You didn't think Australia had snow or what?

>>53508289
So what if I didn't? I had no reason to!!

>>53508373
That's pretty retarded, desu. We have many different biomes.

>>53500799
Most Australians like the song, it's pretty neat.

>>53503214
Those moves at 1:43 get me every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQPNredrDO0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_Summer_Olympics_opening_ceremony

>syndey olypics
> at one point to show multiculturism people dressed up in black and yellow gear to represent asians and africans
>never happen theses days

>aussie music thread
>no slim dusty
that just aint true blue m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

>>53502355
I really doubt she was poor she looks like a mongrel too which would explain whys she's so ugly

>>53502042
Ugly bogan. You guys can keep her.

here is some god-tier abo music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7CYkQltE

more classic Ausfag music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnigc08J6FI

I like fosters beer but I read the can one day and it said made in America and I was displeased and I felt lied to. I don't really like it for the taste but for 1.60 you get a small trash can sized beer.

>>53501869
Triple M plays less pretentious indie shit though. Plus they have a night where they play up and coming Aussie artists.

>>53503146
>Vanessa Amorosi

And Tina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jC9Insyzgc

Wa Wa Nee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAHhjeXuiHk

The Brits should know this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9Ha0R4nUA

>>53520006
Triple M is fucking awful for music. The only good thing Triple M does is AFL commentary.

>>53520569
Each to their own I guess. But I will agree the footy commentary team banter is supreme.

>>53520569
Their predecessor EON was good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAb4eZSdii8

>>53520516
And little sis

>>53505777
Dannii did more than that if you care to google.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAjm0QqJ7g

>>53508180
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej0ZO79Aqxw

So that's what Australians do in their free time.

Does someone have the australia copy pasta talking about a regular day in straya? Don't remember much of it except one part where didgeridoo policemen's faces take a while to load due to high ping