>tfw there was a time when Americans where the smartest, strongest, tallest, most attractive people on earth
no better example for social degeneration
how are you?
do you want to be friends?
what are you up to?
>tfw regularly have full on mock-conversations/debates with myself in imagined scenarios
park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you
Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesying the apocalypse?... He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast, or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 6-6-6... What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark? Well the mark, Brian, is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog roll and packet of johnnies and every poxy pork pie, and every fuckin' barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, and those three markers are always represented by the number 6. 6-6-6! Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo that mark onto your right hand, or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of Revelations when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky, wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters and a third part of all the land and many many many people will die! Now do you know what the Russian translation for wormwood is?... Chernobyl! Fact. On August the 18th, 1999, the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross... They're gonna line up in the signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Daniel, another fuckin' fact! Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Brian, the game is up!
>any articles or essays you have that are worth reading?
I asked you first
an intelligent person doesn't answer a question with another question
In what universe are the Somerset that posts Kyary and the Somerset that is Dormers possibly the same person?
We protect the rest of the country from the frog people that you encounter if you travel any further south-west.
>an intelligent person doesn't answer a question with another question
too irrelevant - seems like a weekday news segment
now THIS is an essay
and THIS is an article
Ask him to change Bangkok to pic related.
doing god's work lad
The job centre crushes the soul
My time there has taken it's toll
Cathy is nice enough
But even stepping through the door is tough
They want me to ring universal credit
I am put on hold and the dole music starts playing
I can'y even remember what I'm supposed to be saying
my monitor fucked up so i hauled my ancient CRT (big long old school monitor) out of the attic. ngl this is super comfy makes me feel like a kid again might keep it for a few weeks just for a laugh
>So what field did he say he was in?
>Nursing! Can you believe that? what a beta!
>what a shit doob ill wrap one up in a bit and show u a proper cone lad
>what a shit doob ill wrap one up in a bit and show u a proper cone lad
I'll show this idiot what a properly rolled doob looks like
Count of Monte Cristo is the best adventure novel hands down.
Because people born in 1st world countries are lazy and camp job recruitment websites instead of handing in their resumes in person, they also probably aim higher than immigrants and will expect more money than immigrants.
You can't really, it would be obvious that it's wrong.
They've grown up with the idea that a shitty paying job isn't worth doing and can probably be reasonably comfy without it, immigrants will take anything they can get.
but that isn't right at all
Murray addresses that idea early on here:
There's been many time I'd have taken any job I could get, even if it was below minimum wage. I suspect the reason you see so many immigrants in always the same jobs is because there's sprouted a culture of family businesses and below minimum wage hush-ups etc
Alright lads whats going on here?
yeeeuh, whut up youtoob youtooooooooooooob what uuuuup
anon coming at ya for cuuuuustom grow four twentyyyyy
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Oops forgot pic. This is my cone. Bow down to me
decent roll but ur angles are off and the roach-a-shit
but I guess it all preference
tightly rolled full raw roach
7/8ths of a skin
85:15 - weed:amber leaf
= a slender boomshot brain membrane disintegrator
>thinking weed is still '''''cool'''''
i thought 4chan was an 18+ website?
seen, good roll then lad.
It's all in the thumbs, push down, put just enough pressure on it, but don't so much that you'll rip the paper. Got to press it all down inside that first paper coverage so it's all in shape before you start rolling it.
I miss rolling joints tbf
>Here's a devastating critique of the benefits system from the TaxPayers' Alliance. I mean, would you get up at 4.30 am and struggle to work to clean toilets if the net benefit to you was the equivalent of just 26 pence an hour?
No wonder scroungers would rather stay on the dole
Yes that doesn't dissuade from the fact that there absolutely are so many people who are ready and willing to work are unable to because the uncompromising minimum wage has created an allure for immigrant workers as they're less likely to speak out against the improper wage being that they're at the disadvantage of being untitled
I know that
>>what about sucking from a large phallic object feels silly
Chavs maybe. Didn't start smoking until I was in uni and there was no peer pressure, it was to bond with my flatmates.
In any case, even if you started it to be cool why would you continue smoking it to look cool to some NEETs on an anime imageboard at 3AM?
Babby is going to get stomach cancer from all the sodium.
Anyway going to beddy-byes now don't get too messy x
some russian had a collection of 17,000 photos like this and posted it a few years ago
wish i could find it but the archive went down and posts haven't finished importing into the new one still
>Always seeing British spellings/words here
Lads I just read an old convo I had with a girl on fb in 2012
There's a backed up waiting list of ladyboys who want a white bf/ willing to fug u.
If I use tinder or something there's a pretty good chance I'll match with one since I don't read profiles and they're way more dtf than actual grills. Also they have normal jobs too, you see them a lot in pharmacies especially for some reason.
Whatever floats your boat m8
>We have to lad.
>I'm a UKIP member.
>I'll do everything possible to get us to leave.
>sub zero chilled vodka on ice with a huge blizzard howling outside
very much know this feel
browsed though messages from my ex and I can't even contact her because she deleted her facebook.
only i didnt cry because im not a massive sissy
I've spoken to one's you wouldn't even think twice about, like I would bet my right bollock they were genuine females, only to find out later that they're not. God only knows how many I actually pass on a daily basis that you would have no idea.
>Pretty sure that If I was gay I wouldnt be attracted to girls with dicks
That's actually something I was thinking about doing.
Just put up a massive picture of a fedora with ">I'm voting to remain in the EU" written under it.
First time afaik that a poll shows female respondents being more negative towards immigration than male respondents. Normally, males tend to lean more conservative. It clearly demonstrates the impact recent events have had.