>The French were literally BTFO not by an army, but by Norse

Franks*

>>53493103
We got BLEACHED worse desu Bjorn
>Anglo saxons
>danelaw
>normans

they also btfo mudshits multiple times and saved western civilization

>>53493183
Yea
They're evil

>>53493207
They also supported Muslims fighting against Byzantium tho

>>53493103
People really underestimate how embarrassing Viking victories were for the losers.

It's like if Dutch privateers had sieged Madrid. They would never hear the end of it.

>>53493294
They raided northwestern coastal towns and cities in iberia

the peak of nordic "culture" consists of pillaging other countries, killing priest and raping women.

I'm so glad they are now being exterminated and cucked to death by race as stupid as them

Was Paris even that relevant before 1200?

They even lost to a war to Brazil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

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>>53493402
>With an estimated total of 5 to 10 percent of the national population, France has the largest number of Muslims in Western Europe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_France

>>53493207
When, you fat fuck? They recaptured Sicily from the Arabs, yes.

They were completely BTFO at Manzikert though.

>>53493502
You call that a "war" ?

>>53493564
He was probably thinking of Poitiers 732.

>>53493544
Hello henry

>>53493402
This.

>>53493564
Choke on a dick you parasitic worm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tours

>>53493183
Look at it this way

Basically, you would practically be french if we hadn't enlightened you with our presence. I am just saying.

>>53493786
?

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>>53493103

>>53494029
Top kek, I need to read this.

>>53493103

I never pondered much about the fact that the mighty Empire of Carlos el Magno was thoroughly beaten by a bunch of sea-raiders and was forced to give away a region of their country to them AND paying them as well.

It makes me see the french in a new perspective, a totally cuck one.

>>53494784
would you mind reminding us who was ruling the larger part of Spain by 845 ? I'm afraid I forgot

>>53495129
What the fuck does that have to do with spain/portugal?do we have to remember you countless times that the visigoths were the ones conquered?The kingdom os Asturias is the start of portuguese/spanish genesis

>>53493103
old
France was very small back in the days like belgium of today

>>53495129

But they were no raiders nor invaders, anon, just some mates of Witiza invited over to rekt Rodrigo.

It doesn't counting as cucking just like the 1688 english revolution doesn't count as dutchie cucking.

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>>53495643
No, West Frankia was huge.

Stop trying to come up with excuses for getting BTFO by barbarian pirates.

>>53493103

Yep, you really can't make this shit up

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Paris_(885%E2%80%9386)

>>53493429
>Was Paris even that relevant before 1200?
Paris has never been relevant, you only think it used to be because of French propaganda

>>53495800
This is when you cucked yourselves and gave Rollo Normandy. And Rollo was the fucking loser, too.

Seriously, French people are retarded.

>>53495787
i recommend you stop talking until you know what is feudalism and what was france royal desmene at the time. :DD

>>53495907
bitch have you ever heard of Call of duty?

>>53495907
Crusader kings 2 pls

>>53495881
>Anglo 'education'
>Anglo getting mad that Paris was the biggest center of christianity after rome, and the biggest city in europe til 1789

stay mad cucks.

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>>53496073
>the French are triggered by truth
unable to fabricate

>>53496169
>Truth

i think it's time for some proofs mah cucked friend.

>>53496073
and now it's the European centre of Islam, keke

>>53493836
>France and UK not more cucked than Nordics
rotherham.jpg

>>53495991

Cultural enrichment doesn't fully make up for the great dishonor ofnot removing your cuckers,anon.

>>53493659
I thought he meant Norsemen, not Franks. My bad.

>>53496372
>implying I don't go to Norway and fuck all your blonde sluts because they all dream of a British man such as myself

>>53496444
>cucking back the cucked
>shame

if you want to shitpost at least try spainbro

>>53496466
Pakis are not high in demand here, m8.

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>>53496466
>such as myself

>>53496466
I though all british trash went to spain?

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>>53493298
I mean, i know the Dutch are fucking aquamancers who live below sea level and smoke weed legally, but why would they bring boats to the middle of the Iberian peninsula just to siege a city? Also how?

>>53496710
They certainly don't come here.

>>53496778
He's speaking figuratively.

Replace Madrid with Lisbon, does that cure your autism?

>>53496444
they were the ones who were culturally enriched

>>53496710
not in winter: they all flock to the Alpine ski resorts and burry the streets under a torrent of rotten vomit

can't wait for summer to let Spain deal with those subhumans

>>53497136
>claiming franks rigthfull clay for themselves is being cucked
>this is the level of french cognitive dissonance
lel

>>53496894
How can he speak figuratively if both Spain and the Netherlands were naval powers and there's a big difference between barbarians going up a river to a city that isn't that far away from the coast and a giant navy not fighting another giant navy and somehow, in the mind of an American, besieging a city in the middle of a landmass, with boats.

Giving clay to the snowniggers to make them settle wasn't a bad idea desu.

>>53494784
no seria carlos el pelado?

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>>53496778
They could

>>53497692
>visit a friend in rennes
>expect to see tall blonde people everywhere
>it's your average french people with brown hair
What the fuck did you do to those snowniggers in 1200 years?

>>53497811
>privateers are made to go up rivers and can actually do it
Scandi barbarians were the only ones who had the boats to sail on rivers.

>>53497815
>Rennes
>Blondes

Why ?

>>53496513
>>53497136

The chinese could say that as well about the mongols, mes amis

>W-we cucked them back and assimilate them after a century, wiiiiiiii!

>>53496513
>>53497136
Yeah it's totally not being cucked.
Better yet, modern France should follow the same example and "assimilate" Arabs and North Africans. Totally not cuck at all!

>>53493207
hey reddit :)

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stop bullying france

>>53493103
And then those Norse pirates swore fealty to the Frankish king, adopted the religion, language, and culture of the Franks, and assimilated utterly.

>>53502650
>Danelaw
>Enlightened