How can I get shot in your country?

Same as in Japan, go to a doctor.

break into a house or attack someone with a gun

Bring a blue solo cup to a party.

Become a policeman and knock down a Hells Angels biker's front door without announcing yourself as police.

>>53486240
Well you're not white, so exist around any police officer.

be american

Just say that you have a wallet in Athens, you'll get instantly shot by gypsies, sqhips,golden autists and homeless greeks at the same time.

visit our favelas, our nice "quebradas", or Rio de Janeiro / São Paulo downtown after 6pm

>>53486495
Japs are model minorities. Maybe if he grew his hair out, got a tan, and smelled like alcohol they'd mistake him for a native and shoot him though.

Don't hand them your phone when a nigger request it.

Exist.

Be black.

>>53486240
>go to a free state
>break into someone's home

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>>53486240
1. walk out your house
2 wait for it

Walk with an iPhone on the streets, for some fucking reason the cholos doesn't seem like they have any interest for androids

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Visit Paris

Rob a jewelry store

>>53486240
>Be a woman
>Get married to an alcoholic who hunts for sport
>Be married for about 5 years
>One evening when he is getting drunk as fuck, start nagging more than usual
>Keep nagging until he silences you with his hunting rifle in drunken rage

Or just join the army and shoot yourself when you get a gun in your hands.

>>53486495
>dindu nuffin
Also,
>implying east Asians are constantly stirring up trouble with police
>implying police in the US wouldn't see a first generation Japanese guy as essentially harmless

>>53486240


with a Palmeiras soccer jersey, stand near Corinthians stadium. We must settle a time record for this one.

You'd have to charge a police officer with a sword, and even they probably wouldn't shoot you dead

>>53486240
walk around town with a knife and when the police come, run towards them with it

>>53486845
or just walk around the street in Den Haag

>>53486911
>911
NICE
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>>53486240
Carry an expesive phone with you at night
When muggers jump onto you and demant it
Refuse to give it to them
Get shot

>>53486689
>request

I think demand is the word you're looking for, anon.

Now I'm picturing it in my head, a nigger approaching you and going:

>Excuse my rudeness, kind sir, but I'd like to borrow your cellphone indefinitely. Do take note I am heavily armed and your life is at utmost risk, but I swear no harm will be done to you if the device is simply handled over.

Be white and go to villa 31

>>53487244
>handed over*

Step foot in my country

>>53486672
Per capita Asian males are responsible for the highest rate of mass murders.

>>53486806
Don't you have to provoke them though or get mistaken for someone?

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>>53487244
Fucking kek

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>>53486240
>be a pheasant
>be a clay pigeon

I could get you stabbed by a plastic fork if you wanted, lad.

>>53487672
Mass murders are also a really tiny minority of homicide deaths.

>>53487244

>average robbery in britain

Death Metal Concerts

Ask stuff you shouldn't ask.

>>53486240

Go to a shooting range and shoot yourself.

>>53486240
You have to
>be American

>>53486240
Just be yourself.

Be the king's brother

Show up at a political youth camp

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>>53486240
Get into an argument in Davao City.

go to Naples
mess with people

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>>53489008
>be American
>the only times I have been shot at were outside the US

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>>53489552
Meme gold

>>53486240
just punch the face of a gypsy in front to his cousins. You would die by stabs but maybe one of them have a gun.

Approach a gathering of two or more black people uninvited

You'd probably have to start waving a gun around and making threats in front of police. Even then you'd probably still have to make it inescapably clear that they're not going to talk you down from that state.

hold up three fingers