>Be a woman
>Get married to an alcoholic who hunts for sport
>Be married for about 5 years
>One evening when he is getting drunk as fuck, start nagging more than usual
>Keep nagging until he silences you with his hunting rifle in drunken rage
Or just join the army and shoot yourself when you get a gun in your hands.
>implying east Asians are constantly stirring up trouble with police
>implying police in the US wouldn't see a first generation Japanese guy as essentially harmless
I think demand is the word you're looking for, anon.
Now I'm picturing it in my head, a nigger approaching you and going:
>Excuse my rudeness, kind sir, but I'd like to borrow your cellphone indefinitely. Do take note I am heavily armed and your life is at utmost risk, but I swear no harm will be done to you if the device is simply handled over.
>be a pheasant
>be a clay pigeon
I could get you stabbed by a plastic fork if you wanted, lad.
>the only times I have been shot at were outside the US
You'd probably have to start waving a gun around and making threats in front of police. Even then you'd probably still have to make it inescapably clear that they're not going to talk you down from that state.