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saorise edition
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crayon pop
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Luso
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http://strawpoll.me/6518847
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http://strawpoll.me/6518847
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lads
>>53479080
...
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moz
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Kyary
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Anna
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Sersh is svelte

also ADIDAS
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>>53479595
what fetishes do you guys have?
Small penis humiliation here!
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going out now lads buhbye x

>>53479627
>no Fame

Shit list
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>>53479646
Go away Grandad
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>>53479649
thats been airbrushed to hell and back
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>>53479671
gay scat
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Turned out not too bad in the end. My omelette kind of fucked up when I tried to flip it but whatever.
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how can we get sershlad back
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>>53479640
what a cute boy
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>>53479675
i know. forgot rebel rebel as well. i always do this

*bashes head against desk*
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Azusa
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kpop desu lads
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>>53479627
>http://strawpoll.me/6518847
space oddity cos it's the only song of his i heard haha
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>>53479707
shut UP you WASTE man
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>>53479683
hmm have to agree

wasn't even thinking about what I was posting there just went through the motions, realised I didn't even check what folder I was in

>>53479703
/brit/ meet up in liverpool
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>>53479512
obviously they didn't try to have a kid at 19 you fucking moron and unless your family is comfortably off you basically have to be a full time mum so you can't have a job

it's like saying whats the point of A+E? people shouldn't be so stupid as to fall over and break their wrists, and if they do they should just get better wrists
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>>53476475
NICE BIT OF TUSH

>>53476495
i'd let u heem me xx
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>>53479701
>no sauce / dressing

Sad meal desu
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>>53479120
should have been £230
bunged her 20 quid for the inconvenience
she'll probably need to spend at least half of that on cleaning products to get rid of the stains and smell though
bathroom looked like I had recently exorcized a demon
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>>53479701
Looks alright mate but yeah needs some tomato sauce
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might drive to the shop when the roads quiet down and buy some razors. Literally that bored desu. I feel like i'm waiting to die.
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>>53479772

>TUSH

fuck off yank

>replying to 1 hour old posts

kill yourself
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>>53479796
did you shit on the floor or something
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VOTE NORGE
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
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>>53479703
>that gif

me on new year's eve
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>>53479824
savage
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>>53479627
>no Ashes to Ashes
end your life
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>>53479859
No, Norwegians are tossers.

Oh i see what you did :^)
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>>53479824
It was a nice tush desu
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how can I get disciplined lads
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can smell Ulster in here
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S M E T H
M
E
T
H
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>>53479627
>no rebel rebel

wot
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>>53479911
*smacks your bottom*
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>>53479627
>no changes
>no ashes to ashes
>no laughing gnome
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>[edit]

what the fuck is this?
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you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's arse. What do?
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>>53479627
>No China Girl

Rubbish pol. Make another one.
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>>53479834
no, just did an explosive curry shit all around the rim
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>>53480009
forgot pic
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>>53480009
forgot pic
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>i think the smiths are a good band
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mother fucker does it say dead nigger storage on my garage?
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First ever Asian winners on Pointless
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>>53480009
forgot pic
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>>53480009
forgot pic

>>53480044
>>53480064
Fuck off, you pair of twats
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>>53479911
get a job
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>>53480034
disgusting animal
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>>53480009
forgot pic
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>>53480044
you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general

i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter

fucking dickhead
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>>53479668
looks russian to me
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>>53479911
Join the Army
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>>53480128
ty
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anyone here spent time in a psychiatric ward
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>some folks are born
What did he mean by this?
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>>53480119
oops wrong pic
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>you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general

>i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter

>fucking dickhead
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>>53480175
Please arrange to send me one. I will meet you on the darknet with a sack of bitcoins.
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>>53480200
this is a psychiatric ward
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>>53480209
good lad
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>>53479665

would smother her in bollock juice
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>>53480119
post more asian fuckboys
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>>53479993
>>53480031
>>53479948
Thanks for the recommendations. I don't really know him that well.
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>>53480258
looks a bit of a man in this one ngl
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>>53480044
>>53480119
>>53480064
>>53480133
>>53480238
This gave me a chuckle. Can this be a new gimmick?
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>>53479911

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8klW9trVTQ
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>>53480137
alri jezza
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>>53480241
forgot pic
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>>53480258

would quite like to see her naked (without clothes) ngl
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>>53480238
kek
>>53480284
That's the only pic I have
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Forgot pic
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>>53480311
all me
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>>53480343
well get more
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turns out that disabled guy that i was nice to once who now thinks I'm his friend and keeps messaging me on FB and liking all my profile pics came out as gay

feeling fucking HARASSED lads
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>>53480241
forgot pic
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>>53480209
BIGGUNS
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>i live in london
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Friend sent me a text about doing something tonight yesterday at lunch but has said nothing since

quite confused and betrayed
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>hello there im from london
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>>53480424
>I live in the North
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how do i memorise something if i have a shit memory
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>>53480424
Looks cozy desu
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Myleene's derriere
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>>53480466
write it down
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Shelvey is a newcastle player hahaha
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>>53480450
>not one (You)
i am going to disembowel you
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>>53480466
i would tell you but you'd forget
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>>53480466
write it down
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>>53480241
Forgot picture
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watching anime LITERALLY rots your brain
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Sister brought me up to speed with all the normie music over Christmas and now I CANNOT stop listening to this banger

https://youtu.be/RYzQvj3icjs
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>>53480507
How much did they pay the Death Eaters for him?
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>>53480480

klassy bird
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>>53480450
got the 1st (you)
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>>53480534
i brought your sister up to speed with vigorous sex acts if you get what i mean
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>>53480532
watching TV rots your brain
wake up sheeple
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3 hour exam tomorrow
kill me lads
kill me now
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>>53480579
good luck with that shes a lez
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How do i achieve this look?
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>>53480450
>(you).png

Should rename it "(You)nabomer.png" t͜bh...
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>>53480598
yea but sitting ion /brit/ is really healthy
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>>53480534
Gas yourself
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>>53480480
Qt
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>>53480133
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Would very much like to enjoy spending some time with our Myleene
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>>53480623
london
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So there was a mod started up for fallout 4 soon after it was released which promised to be a dlc sized expansion etc and needed voice actors so I thought ok I'll help them out so I sent them 6 files of me reading the script in different styles and he didnt even reply to say no thanks

CHEERS ARSEPIECE
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how do i get a body like this
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>>53480631
yes
/brit/ is the finest intellects of our generation discussing all manor of stimulating and vibrant discussion
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>>53480643
I would 'fuck' her in the 'vagina' if you know what I mean
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>>53480658
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>>53480621
*kills you*
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>>53480621
aaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>53480504
>>53480511
>>53480513
it's for my driving theory test, figured being 24 i'm a bit late to the party
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they just mentioned the horrific betrayal of 1400 children and that Brits showed no spine just like the Germans and the swedews on TV here
did a bit of a kek
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>>53480674
oops wrong pic
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>>53480621
>I pay £9000 a year to sit in a room for 3 hours

kek

KEK
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>>53480658
post them here la
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>>53480674
Eat nothing but McDonald's for 3 months
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forgot pic
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>>53480674
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>>53480674
dont eat
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>>53480708
ahah again wrong pic silly me!
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>>53480718
>paying 9 grand a year for a single lecture a week
>spend rest of time destroying your liver

Where the fuck do tuition fees go exactly?
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Alri lads
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>>53480727
and call it supersize three
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>>53480782
alri lass
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lamo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR2QHMBw0E
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Where do you fall on this chart lads?
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rate me /brit/
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>>53480687
I do not, could you please elaborate?
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>>53480705
the theory test is a piece of piss you spanner
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>>53480782
forgot pic
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How do I get a body like this?
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>>53480707
at least we haven't had any politicians assassinated by mudshits or mudshit sympathisers
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>>53480819
forgot pic
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>>53480853
now is not the time for bulking, that comes later
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>>53480819
forgot pic
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>>53480707
leftism is a mental illness
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>>53480817
4.5 desu
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>>53480819
forgot pic
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>>53480853
oops, wrong pic
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>>53480817
4 but dabble in 6
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>>53480853
join cia
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>>53480866
at least we put him in prison instead of giving him a house and bennies
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is the gilette mach 3 a good razor?
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>>53480853
oop, wrong pic
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Just saw some conversations I had on facebook when I was 14. Odd how we sounded so stupid then but can't notice the difference without comparing it to today.
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>>53480819
forgot pic
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>>53480817
good choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA3cwX1wNHQ
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>>53480817
Mostly 3, often 4 and sometimes 5
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>>53480817
i don't even listen to music anymore
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>>53480832
Good lad
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hahahahaha

alright lads?
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>>53480815
jeremy kyle is the highlight of my day, no matter how much of a failure NEET i am, i'll never be as bad as these guys
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>>53480817
4 desu
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>i don't even listen to music anymore
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>>53480817
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>>53480853
wrong pic again haha
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>>53480940
oops wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzsGmdmhDTI
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>>53480817
Only listen to a little bit of noise so I'd say just below 5 with ambient and IDM.

>no J-pop
baka
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>>53480934
Just get regular ass razors and stop letting gillet and friends Jew you with meme blades
A razor cost like 10p to manufacture
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>>53480918
Please.

We'd at least give him a knighthood for services to the caliphate
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bit cold out
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>>53480960
>being proud of being just barely above the dregs of society

sweet jesus
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>>53480817
I transcend the chart.
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>>53480982
GOOD LAD
O
O
D

L
A
D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5o90P6YfEg
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>>53480992
j-pop comes under pop you fool
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>>53480940
could listen to this all day tbqh
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Gonna make a petition to get the word cheeky banned.
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where's my reply?
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>>53480989
Sheet music? Really? What does it say?
Howl like an orang-utan in labour?
>>
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>>53481074
>53481102
bit cheeky
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>>53481147
me on the left
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT8BZBjXi9s
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>>53481102
(You) Here's your (You)
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>>53481008
yeah lad, it's a sorry state of affairs
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>>53481136
what language is this?
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>>53480817

saw some throat singing in mongolia it was awesome live
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>>53481174
Epic!
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>>53481150
that girl in the middle must be really straining to have that vein pop out like that
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>not listening exclusive to Peruvian pan flute


pretentious
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>>53481174
we did it reddit!
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>>53481150
How do I become as happy as the man in that pic?
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would quite like it if a girl were to sit on my face
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>>53481200
gaelic
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listening to some patrician kanye and got a bit too into new slaves
hope nobodys home aha was proper belting out the 2nd verse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lqw_iGr_lQ
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What genre would you call the music on the Drive soundtrack?
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>>53481074
>wassup, derrick! Fancy a bit of impudent or irreverent nandos
>top! lets smash it!
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>>53481283
drugs
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>>53481307
80s throwback
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>>53481307
Indie electronic
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got a 50 word essay due tomorrow

really cba
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>>53481339
give me topic i'll do it for 50p a word
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>>53481299
>american """""""""""""""""""culture"""""""""""""""""
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>anglos destabilise the middle east and cause refugee crisis
>Germany takes them all in

Can't make this shit up
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>>53481292
good girl

>>53481339
godspeed
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lel this thread

>>53479561
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how do I destroy London's economy?
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>>53481074
U are 1 cheeky kunt m8
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>>53481299
>1:48
>that hand under the door
that kid is going to have some fucked up nightmares
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Had a commit that had more words in the commit message today then what I had changed in the code
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>>53481339
>50 words

What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?

Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
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>>53481396
fuck off hanz
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would like a face on my face
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>>53481371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V19C6ohkZPU
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>>53481396
it's a doggy dog world out there mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5rUOR3HQhY
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>Had a commit that had more words in the commit message today then what I had changed in the code
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ATTENTION

WHAT: looking for a qt gf

WHO: 4/10 Manc boy who enjoys puppers and cuddling

WHEN: Meet me tomorrow outside victoria station. ill be the one in my trademark trilby and Sonic T-shirt.

Strictly NO YANKS allowed
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>>53481405
How did we piss off so many people, we're the Lannisters of history
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>>50 words
>
>What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?
>
>Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
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>>53481462
is that so you can qualify for a disabled parking space?
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>>53481431
what
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>>53481411
cap bankers bonuses
>>
>>53481396
Nobody made them
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>>53481396
>anglos
since when are the french anglos
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>>53481497
I'll take all the yanks then
>>
women don't deserve my time
>>
Ginger beer (non alcoholic) is GOAT lads
>>
>>53481508
I had a 10 word commit message but I had changed two words in the code
>>
sick of it all

just want to lie down and die
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>>53481396
when did we cause the refugee crisis?
>>
watching a Vice doc on the Gullah Geechee people in America
small community who keep their 'African' traditions

Interesting as they're black as hell and look like unmixed Africans
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>non alcoholic
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>>53481607
Stop talking about it and just get on with it
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>>53481597
whats a "commit message"?
>>
>>53481597
Wew you must be tired lad
>>
Wish the origin of lisicki was never found out and I could post them with a clear conscience
>>
Is there anything wrong with being teetotal?
>>
>you will never be uplifted by our reptilian Overlords
>>
>>53481577
Hey :3
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>>53481634
what I write when I push stuff into my branch so I know what I did
>>
I'm glad I scared away all the fedora posters desu
>>
>>53481624
also they have really strange accents
>>
>>53481644
explain?
>>
>see people mention the plinkett reviews of star wars all the time
>look them up
>they're literally longer than the films
who the fuck watches this shit?
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How many of you are a composition of the following:-

>unemployable beta welfare recipients
>right-wing keyboard warriors
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>>53481655
Might as well just be in prison.
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>>53481681
F O NT
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>>53481470
jesus
>>
>>53481701
Honey I Shrunk The Walking Man
>>
>>53481707
>tfw well paid champagne socialist
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>I'm glad I scared away all the fedora posters desu
>>
gonna get comfy and watch the new rich piana video
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>>53481716
FONT
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>>53481678
le walking man is actually a 30-something guy named Kev who's probably depressed and has various other unfortunate circumstances
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>>53481678
His dad has alzheimers and doesnt recognize him, he goes on holiday with his elderly mum, hes on pills for depression and has learning difficulties, and is in his 30s with no gf or wife and to top it all off we make silly pictures of him and bully him on here which he supposedly knows about

sooner or later he's gonna see some of the nasty pics and neck himself
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>>53481728
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>>53481746
arent you like one related friend away from him on fontbook or something
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>>53481723
I've damaged his ego so much and predictably demolished him

He's responded to me, but not even directly

You actually fear me. Quite interesting. I've dominated you so much you've consciously but willfully submitted to me. Very interesting dynamic
>>
>>53481746
>which he supposedly knows about
seen this posted a few times with no proof
>>
I feel like I'm behind in most areas by about a year or two

The amount of work I have done for uni this year would have been fine last year but it's not enough this year. Last year the amount of work I did would've been fine for college.

My level of social interaction would also have been ok last year but not anymore.
>>
>>53481746
>has learning difficulties

does he?
>>
>>53481746
I don't know about you but I made all my shoops with love.
>>
>>53481746
you forgot about Pepe m8
>>
>>53481742
>>53481746
quite sad now tbqh
>>
>>53481806
think about how much money you are spending on it and re-evaluate your life
>>
I like shorts
they're comfy and easy to wear
>>
>>53481794
m8 I've only just come on here, who are you talking about?
>>
>>53481783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Lq-X-Sqf4
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>>53481806
If it's not STEM or business you are wasting money.
>>
>>53481872
How the fuck do I remember where this is from
memory is weird
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>>53481839
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They've fucking reduced the size of the chicken bites meal deal in Morrisons, lads!!
The world food shortage is real
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>>53481786
Nah but he's in belfast quite often

>>53481803
We can't see what pm's people send him

theres already memes on his youtube like why is he walking towards the camera?

>>53481828
So i've heard take it wif a pinch of salt


>>53481843
tru but theres some dirty ones like this
>>
>>53481848
what?
>>
LCD Soundsystem is coming back to play Coachella lads!
>>
Dad was complaining about the Tories (again) because my sister is a hormonal bitch and needs support every half hour at school and he was saying how the Torys were cutting education, when in fact education spending has been the same the past two years
Should I inform him of this, or let him in his own leftie world?
>>
>>53481899
link me the video ive got it on the edge of my brain but I just can't remember
>>
Think about the place you live lads, say it was reduced to 50% white British people..

Would you rather the other 50% were blacks or pakis?
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>>53481895
it is stem :3
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/12095449/Durham-University-student-accused-of-rape-cleared-of-all-charges.html

When interviewed by police r Richardson told them he had a strong moral code.

He said: "Admittedly I am not perfect but I have a moral code, there are things I just will not do because I am a person of integrity.

"So even though I do wrong things occasionally I would always own up to those things. My great uncle would always say 'I don't mind a thief but I hate a liar'.

"I have become fond of that phrase, so when someone says I have done something I have not done it is annoying.

"I have a lot of respect for women, I have a lot of women friends. I don't think I expect too much, it is not as if I expect them to cook my dinner or wash my clothes."
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>>53481908
>Morrisons
Fucking disgusting
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSWOLKxZkPY
>>
>>53481891
There you go again. But now that I've called you out. You address me

You are so desperate to impress those around you and yet again feign superiority

You're next response will be either to discredit me or just indirectly respond again. But now that I've said that you just might not respond at all.

I have you read like a book. I literally fucking own you
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>>53481945
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>>53481913
>>53481746
>>
>>53481950
50% caribbean blacks, they're the best minority
>>
>>53481917
>students
>>
>>53481908
That looks like shit
t. Yank
>>
>>53481950
If it was old black people, old black people
>>
>>53481962
1. Tesco
2. Morrisons
3. Lidl
>>
>mum asks you what you've done today despite knowing full well that you've done nothing and the only reason she asks is so she can berate you for having done nothing
>>
>>53481895
>studying business at uni
>spending money wisely
>>
>>53481913
Oh most of my shoops were worse than that but I made those with love too. I love my work.
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>>53481923
>>
>>53481959
is he a hat tipper?
>>
>>53482006
people can be so cruel
>>
>>53481982
fucks sake
>>
>>53482037
>SU member

Yes.
>>
>>53481989
are you suggesting i drop out?

i kind of want to but i don't know what i would do
>>
>>53482012
It'll get you a job at any rate.
>Know some English grads retraining in business after two years waitressing.
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post heroic kevs
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Lads

Surround yourself with positive people
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>>53482083
>>
which are better, scottish or irish girls?
>>
>>53482069
no i'm not

i'm saying work harder or drop out

fucking despise this lazy attitude
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>>53482027
Spending may of gone down slightly overall, but she's in secondary school
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>>53482083
But kev is in favour of ira lad
>>
Where did it all go wrong?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1452623296760.jpg
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>>53482108
Irish, they're good Catholic grills
>>
O FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b95_1452549472
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>>53481977
or maybe you're baiting me to post again to get your (You) fix

also, called me out on what? fedoraposting? jesus christ m8
>>
>>53482137
There should be at least 15 in Germany.
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>>53482118
none of that
>>
>>53482113
i despise it too desu

im not proud of myself
>>
We need a new fat sweaty geezer to poke fun at
>>
>>53482209
*pokes fun at you*
>>
>>53482209
post a selfie then
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Kev "get the hun with my gun" Boyle
>>
Poleaboo found some more recent pics of her

Smiling

Hate it, it's as if she's mocking me, the mark of a true villain, to knock the hero down and then gloat
>>
>>53482209
*posts a pic of myself*
>>
bucks had dinner and is contemplating a cheeky midweek drink
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>>53482290
>cheeky

STOP IT
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>>53482234
>>53482224
>>
>>53482290
what did bucks have for dinner?
>>
>>53482156
There's that discredit attempt

My primary prediction.

I expect a passive dismissal or no response this time. You might also claim to be someone else

You are all mine
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me & the lads
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>>53481908
looks like potato wedges to me.
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>>53482330
bucks retrod old ground, cooked up some tesco value chicken flavour noodles and uncle bens egg fried rice, and bunged them together in a bowl
do not knock it until you try it

ps. washed it down with a glass of water
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Rina has some proper chebs lads pretty impressed
>>
>>53482115
>may of
Ladies and Gentlemen, supporters of the Conservative and Unionist Party.
>>
Congrats! You all have autism and are utter disappointments to your parents.

How will you celebrate this news?
>>
>>53482354
how twisted in the head do you have to be to dress like that
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>>53482354
Messi Wearing ar' Kev's trousers
>>
>>53482347
here's your reply
>>
>>53482402
this is /brit/ not English classs
>>
>>53482431
MIGHT GRAB A QUICK NANDOS BRUV
>>
wak up
>>
>>53482431
I never asked to be born tbH
Sucks to be them
>>
>leftists are so stupid
>im not because my parents funded my career. also i have the reading age of a 12 year old
>>
>>53482484
cannot
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>>53482467
tell him bruv
>>
>>53482445
You literally cannot stop. I have predicted literally everything you've done

You are so desperate you are again mimicking me

So pathetic. you're like a dog
>>
wew lads, we should take some of germany's refugees
>>
>>53482467
It's the same to me.
>>
Poleaboo wants a (you)

And for all Polish females to die grisly, gruesome deaths

But for now a (you) will do
>>
go see can I get some food now
talk teye again
>>
>>53482521
thanks for the (You) m8
>>
>>53482560
hello brazil femanon~
>>
>>53482590
I've ran out lad
>>
someone report that post to the 5 naughts ta
>>
>>53482575
why are pakis so much into eastern european chicks?
>>
>>53482635
(thank you)
>>
>>53482603
Hello, can you please ask >>53482528 to stop bullying me?
>>
were your parents normies? mine were

thats why i am i suppose
>>
>>53482656
Must have a genetic desire to sell them into sex slavery.
>>
normies?
>>
TIL that when the Queen dies, no comedy programming on BBC will be aired for 12 days.
>>
>>53482656
What other examples are there?

Poleaboo doesn't even like Eastern Euros in general, just those two specific girls
>>
fuck me phone signal near my area is shit and I want to get a bunch of sim cards to see which one will be the best, but they all require a £10 top up, so I'll end up spending like £30 or so on seeing which one is best
>>
Yeah yeah we bring the stars out
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>>53482760
I know you went to reddit
>>
>>53482718
Not really, but they weren't abnormies
Dad served in the USAF and was stationed in Ipswich listening to New Wave
Mom grew up in LA listening to New Wave
I grew up in LA listening to New Wave
>>
12 days?
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is this woman black
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>>53482760
hello reddit
>>
>>53482760
FOY
>>
Need an etizolam
>>
>>53482718
My mum had me at 19
As normie as they come

well, except that she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder when I was 16
She's the chillest person in the world now
What I wouldn't give to have had a normal mother growing up. I might even be a normie myself.
>>
>>53482807
why not go to /cum/ for learning english?
>>
>>53482774
use a coverage checker map you mong

what general area do you live in
>>
>>53482830
Obviously not

Caucasoid nose
>>
>>53482718
mum was a normie, dad was an (ab)normie.
He got good grades, but still partook in ladish activities from what I hear
>>
Thank you /brit/.

You guys are the best.
>>
"All communist leaders are brutal murderers" is such a ridiculous thing to say. Did u pick that one up in GCSE history? Think u did
>>
>>53482877
what is she then?
>>
>>53482863
did she beat the shit out of you on a regular basis?
>>
>>53482875
coastal area in the north west
Coverage maps tell you if you're going to get a signal or not. They only give you a super rough idea of how good the signal will be
>>
>>53482873
You guys are cooler.
>>
Poleaboo feels like peado Pete on Hollyoaks
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>>53482905
i see you deleted your post calling me the best /brit/poster but i saw it first
>>
>>53482944
I wouldn't say she beat the shit out of me
she wasn't afraid to hit me though, not like it is today
>>
>>53482970
north east england or scotland?
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Why do sjws always jump on people after they're dead? If david bowie was such a vile rapist that needed to be stopped, why wait til he was dead to do it?
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>>53482971
*leans in*
what is it about us that makes us cooler?
>>
>>53483028
Fuck off you boring twat
>>
>>53483016
england
>>
>>53483014
unfortunate
>>
>>53483028
Fuck off yank
>>
bitch I'm bobby with the tool
>>
can smell bbq chicken and them potatoes done in that nice way

looking forward to dinner
>>
>>53483001
I'm glad you did.

>>53483055
Everything, /brit/ posts always makes me laugh. The banter is great, the memes are funny, the posts are interesting.
>>
>>53482913
lol
Stalin and Mao dindu nothin
>>
>>53483069
>>53483111
david bowie is shit
>>
>>53483069
this
>>
>>53483159
Rasheed
>>
>>53483103
surely your parents hit you from time to time?

it wasn't illegal
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>implying this isn't the best faketaxi
>>
How fucking bad was fallout 4?

Think im done playing video games
>>
>>53483139
*forces myself on you*
>>
>>53483159
Rasheed
>>
fuck off jfs we are full
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wew 4G is everywhere, I thought it was only like in 2 towns
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>>53483211
>>53483211
>>53483211

>>53483211
>>53483211
>>53483211

>>53483211
>>53483211
>>53483211
>>
>>53483200
Very good episode
>>
>>53483055
*pushes you over*
>>
>>53483178
I was talking to a Singaporean guy and a Polish girl at uni today and they didn't know how popular Bowie was. The Singaporean thought he was an actor full time and the Polish girl didn't know who he was until he died
>>
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mmm
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>you will never be as good as chalked

sadfrog.jpg
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Last for Rachel Riley
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last for maisie
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LAST FOR RILEY
>>
last for maisie wilheims
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FOR RACHEL RILEY
>>
are maise
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RACHEL RILEY LAST
>>
last for riley desu
>>
maisie...
>>
last for new gimmick
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THREAD WILL DIE WILL RACHEL RILEY AROOOOOOOOOO
>>
First for Maisie.
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>>53479595
>2016
>still no saihorsey gs
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rachel riley
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death to /brit/
>>
last 4 may-z
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RACHEL RILEY'S ARSE
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maisie's slightly lopsided face
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RACHELFU WILL END THIS THREAD
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death to all who insult maisie
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SNUGGLEFU CUTEFU SLAGFU CLASSFU SHAGFU ALL IN ONE

RACHELFU BESTFU
>>
>>53485146
She's a goblin mate
>>
gott strafe rachel
long live maisie
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Muh rachel
>>
last for pakis in
>>
last for maisies in
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Maisie is boy, LAST FOR Rachel Rilleeeeeeyyy <3
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>Rachel will never smother your face with her phat arse while jerking your willy
>>
maisie is my wife
last for her and NOT smelly rachel
>>
last for my life
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RR >>>>
>>
MW > smelly countdown pig
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last for the janitor
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Sersh tbqh lads
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R A C H EL
I
L
E
Y
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maisiemoo
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Rachel
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>>53485399
>>
last for sersh and maisie but mostly maisie and NOT rachel
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QUASIMODO ON LITERAL SUICIDE WATCH

RACHEL RILEY QUEEN OF ENGLAND
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doing a poo
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the beginning and the end, the first and the last
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maisie is the hunchback of my heart
last for her desu
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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