Turned out not too bad in the end. My omelette kind of fucked up when I tried to flip it but whatever.
hmm have to agree
wasn't even thinking about what I was posting there just went through the motions, realised I didn't even check what folder I was in
/brit/ meet up in liverpool
obviously they didn't try to have a kid at 19 you fucking moron and unless your family is comfortably off you basically have to be a full time mum so you can't have a job
it's like saying whats the point of A+E? people shouldn't be so stupid as to fall over and break their wrists, and if they do they should just get better wrists
NICE BIT OF TUSH
i'd let u heem me xx
should have been £230
bunged her 20 quid for the inconvenience
she'll probably need to spend at least half of that on cleaning products to get rid of the stains and smell though
bathroom looked like I had recently exorcized a demon
>no ashes to ashes
>no laughing gnome
Fuck off, you pair of twats
you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general
i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter
>you are honestly one of the worst posters in this general
>i wouldn't mind if you just spammed anti-leftist posts like everyone else but you do it whilst being a fucking blairite kendallshitter
This gave me a chuckle. Can this be a new gimmick?
would quite like to see her naked (without clothes) ngl
Would very much like to enjoy spending some time with our Myleene
So there was a mod started up for fallout 4 soon after it was released which promised to be a dlc sized expansion etc and needed voice actors so I thought ok I'll help them out so I sent them 6 files of me reading the script in different styles and he didnt even reply to say no thanks
Sheet music? Really? What does it say?
Howl like an orang-utan in labour?
>anglos destabilise the middle east and cause refugee crisis
>Germany takes them all in
Can't make this shit up
What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?
Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
>Had a commit that had more words in the commit message today then what I had changed in the code
WHAT: looking for a qt gf
WHO: 4/10 Manc boy who enjoys puppers and cuddling
WHEN: Meet me tomorrow outside victoria station. ill be the one in my trademark trilby and Sonic T-shirt.
Strictly NO YANKS allowed
>What the fuck? Are you fucking dense? 50 words is nothing. Please tell me you mean at least 500 or preferably 5000?
>Fucking hell never knew /brit/ was full of such disabled melts.
>I'm glad I scared away all the fedora posters desu
His dad has alzheimers and doesnt recognize him, he goes on holiday with his elderly mum, hes on pills for depression and has learning difficulties, and is in his 30s with no gf or wife and to top it all off we make silly pictures of him and bully him on here which he supposedly knows about
sooner or later he's gonna see some of the nasty pics and neck himself
I've damaged his ego so much and predictably demolished him
He's responded to me, but not even directly
You actually fear me. Quite interesting. I've dominated you so much you've consciously but willfully submitted to me. Very interesting dynamic
I feel like I'm behind in most areas by about a year or two
The amount of work I have done for uni this year would have been fine last year but it's not enough this year. Last year the amount of work I did would've been fine for college.
My level of social interaction would also have been ok last year but not anymore.
They've fucking reduced the size of the chicken bites meal deal in Morrisons, lads!!
The world food shortage is real
Nah but he's in belfast quite often
We can't see what pm's people send him
theres already memes on his youtube like why is he walking towards the camera?
So i've heard take it wif a pinch of salt
tru but theres some dirty ones like this
Dad was complaining about the Tories (again) because my sister is a hormonal bitch and needs support every half hour at school and he was saying how the Torys were cutting education, when in fact education spending has been the same the past two years
Should I inform him of this, or let him in his own leftie world?
When interviewed by police r Richardson told them he had a strong moral code.
He said: "Admittedly I am not perfect but I have a moral code, there are things I just will not do because I am a person of integrity.
"So even though I do wrong things occasionally I would always own up to those things. My great uncle would always say 'I don't mind a thief but I hate a liar'.
"I have become fond of that phrase, so when someone says I have done something I have not done it is annoying.
"I have a lot of respect for women, I have a lot of women friends. I don't think I expect too much, it is not as if I expect them to cook my dinner or wash my clothes."
There you go again. But now that I've called you out. You address me
You are so desperate to impress those around you and yet again feign superiority
You're next response will be either to discredit me or just indirectly respond again. But now that I've said that you just might not respond at all.
I have you read like a book. I literally fucking own you
>mum asks you what you've done today despite knowing full well that you've done nothing and the only reason she asks is so she can berate you for having done nothing
Spending may of gone down slightly overall, but she's in secondary school
bucks retrod old ground, cooked up some tesco value chicken flavour noodles and uncle bens egg fried rice, and bunged them together in a bowl
do not knock it until you try it
ps. washed it down with a glass of water
Rina has some proper chebs lads pretty impressed
wew lads, we should take some of germany's refugees
fuck me phone signal near my area is shit and I want to get a bunch of sim cards to see which one will be the best, but they all require a £10 top up, so I'll end up spending like £30 or so on seeing which one is best
Not really, but they weren't abnormies
Dad served in the USAF and was stationed in Ipswich listening to New Wave
Mom grew up in LA listening to New Wave
I grew up in LA listening to New Wave
My mum had me at 19
As normie as they come
well, except that she was diagnosed with bipolar disorder when I was 16
She's the chillest person in the world now
What I wouldn't give to have had a normal mother growing up. I might even be a normie myself.
i see you deleted your post calling me the best /brit/poster but i saw it first
Why do sjws always jump on people after they're dead? If david bowie was such a vile rapist that needed to be stopped, why wait til he was dead to do it?
what is it about us that makes us cooler?
wew 4G is everywhere, I thought it was only like in 2 towns
I was talking to a Singaporean guy and a Polish girl at uni today and they didn't know how popular Bowie was. The Singaporean thought he was an actor full time and the Polish girl didn't know who he was until he died
>still no saihorsey gs
SNUGGLEFU CUTEFU SLAGFU CLASSFU SHAGFU ALL IN ONE
Maisie is boy, LAST FOR Rachel Rilleeeeeeyyy <3
>Rachel will never smother your face with her phat arse while jerking your willy