What has my country done to piss you off anon?
C-Can we still be friends?
think they're better than americans, lol uk similar to canada
people think you're enlighten and run a great society with ethical laws and morals, lol the uk is a third world country,
England is the home Freemasons.
Your rulers beat napoleon and, shortly after the Russia Army crushed king Gustav IV Adolf.
The Kings brother ruled ever since his exile in 1809-1814. 5 years until he was quickly replaced.
We've been living under the French Bernadette General's heirs ever since.
If there was a button that would blast England in 1803, Save Sweden and Germany and France.
I'd press it in a heartbeat.
You think I'm crazy?
''Kung Carl XVI Gustaf är Svenska Frimurare Ordens höge beskyddare.''
aside from abandoning us,not much desu
id say we miss the old you
Your country killed Americans and never apologized for it.
Whatever we do to British citizens, it was deserved.
You sold our country to Stalin in Jałta after ww2.
Many ppl don't trust you, because you don't have honor, just bussiness like jews.
Nothing, I enjoy you UKucks.
Never really had a bad experience in the UK.
The default questions about America's goverment and foreign policy gets annoying as if I actually have the president's number and can call them up at any time, but that is with most Europeans.
why is /int/ so obsessed with britons?
its a bit weird
Question to you, Ameribro : why do we get the sense, in France, that Americans hate French people way more easily than the Brits or, say, any other European nation ?
Every time I look at the French cliché that Americans seem to have towards us, most of them are false, if not plainly contradictory.
> surrender maymay
> smelly armpits / French girls are somehow classy and pretty
It's funny how Brits get a free pass while you needed France's help to become independant from them.
I don't get it.
>don't help Finland in WWII
>get mad at Finland because Finland accepts the only help it can get (from Germany)
americans don't hate the french people, i suppose americans "get" the british more than the french due to common culture, so there is more of a formal barrier between the french and germans than with the UK
Bombed Copenhagen to shit and destroyed our (then) powerful navy on the assumption that we'd join Napoleon.
I don't speak for the rest of my countrymen, but I don't hate the French either. We wouldn't be a nation without your help.
If there's any animosity, it's probably people just taking jokes too far or being butthurt over France's stance against the invasion of Iraq.
>blatant honesty everywhere
>delectable sauna everywhere
>frosty empty beautiful wastelands with lovely animals to eat
And most importantly
>cute blonde very well behaved women
>Be Northern Irish
I think you've fucked up quite a bit honestly.
You didn't make us a British colony.
We could be at the same economic and social level as the US and Canada right now.
We would never have been able to fight the empire for independence, we'd part of the commonwealth today.
We can still be friends, but c'mon...
I don't even like africa but fuck you we were friends
I think Americans still have the stereotype of French being rude, condescending, shit like that.
Not all Americans, but enough to put off the idea that we hate the French.
But we wouldn't be a cuntry without you.
vive la france
No, we closed them down because it was unimportant.
It was orginally for detecting and countering missiles, but with how advanced Naval power has gotten we didn't need to have a land base anymore.
when brits deal with stupid americans, they find it funny. when the french deal with stupid americans, they find it annoying. think you can figure out which is easier to get along with from an american perspective
You sent masons to "liberate" Hispanic America
You stole Las Malvinas and you keep them
You still have immense influence over us
You take part in the silent invasion of Patagonia
No, we can't be friends until you treat us like equals.
>We could be at the same economic and social level as the US and Canada right now.
Sure but the natives would have been wiped out had the British colonised Brazil, so you probably wouldn't even exist in that scenario.
Churchill didn't agree with communism but Still liked Stalin and the USSR.
It was this faggot and his American pal who hated communism and the likes.
We can be friends we you're not a nigger
British forces is so gay, but unfortunately communist country like China and Russia always create an win-win situation between Japan and Britain.
Joining that chinese investment bank was kind of annoying, but otherwise nothing annoys me about Britain except for the pedophilia stuff but that's just one of their problems like every cunt has its own unique problems (school shootings for us, mass sexual assault herds for Germany, etc). Oh, and pic kind of pissed me off, but it's not like the country did it.
You tried to wage war with us, and then pissed off because we promised to pay a ridiculous amount of debt. Like a more benevolent France, but still pretty bad.
Sure, but you'll just call me a shitskin/beaner/narco or some shit like that. But sure.
>oppressed and treated the colonists badly for decades
>stirred up some more shit in 1812, burned down the white house
>made multicultrialism a driving political force in the west
>all the celebrities already listed
>shitty food (Stayed in London for 2 months)
>not leaving those paki niggers at the gate
>exiled and starved my Acadian ancestors (don't really give a shit about that one tho)
>civilized my country
When there was just native americans fucking around, there was no country. Just a bunch of tribal lands.
Britian colonized, the colonists got pissed, declared independence, and then started the COUNTRY.
Holy shit you're retarded.
You oppressively taxed my forefathers without allowing them representation in parliament after they asked very politely and then you tried to kill them several times over the course of the next hundred years :(
Because a bit of the 2003-2006 era mentality still persists after the French didn't follow us into Iraq. After that people starting bringing up France's recent history of military surrender to justify them not getting involved in Iraq. Then it became a meme to shit on the French, plus a lot of the stupid "dirty frenchman" sterotypes emerged.
Tl;DR brits followed us into Iraq, you didn't. Bullshit sterotypes and memes about the french emerged leading to a slight lasting resentment. I've always loved France, however. And I can't fucking stand most brits.
Purchased Greek relics from occupying Ottoman empire instead of helping Greeks. Now wont give them back.