What has my country done to piss you off anon? C-Can we

>>53479561
Nothing...

Just declared a war.

>>53479561
>mudslime country
>done to piss you off

>>53479561
racist
against freedom

think they're better than americans, lol uk similar to canada

people think you're enlighten and run a great society with ethical laws and morals, lol the uk is a third world country,

>>53479561
Nothing, we can be friends m8
>Just don't bantz me behind my back I swear to god if--

>>53479561
England is the home Freemasons.
Your rulers beat napoleon and, shortly after the Russia Army crushed king Gustav IV Adolf.
The Kings brother ruled ever since his exile in 1809-1814. 5 years until he was quickly replaced.
We've been living under the French Bernadette General's heirs ever since.

If there was a button that would blast England in 1803, Save Sweden and Germany and France.
I'd press it in a heartbeat.

You think I'm crazy?
''Kung Carl XVI Gustaf är Svenska Frimurare Ordens höge beskyddare.''
https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svenska_Frimurare_Orden

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>>53479561
aside from abandoning us,not much desu

id say we miss the old you

Dunno, supporting muslims during Crimean war?

>>53480299
You'd save Sweden? What's wrong with you Sven?

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Your country killed Americans and never apologized for it.

Whatever we do to British citizens, it was deserved.

>>53479561
The UK betrayed Rhodesia and South Africa to the niggers. The rape of Rotterham is what you have received as righteous retribution.

>>53479561

I dunno mate, you kinda really pissed us off for centuries.

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>>53479561
You sold our country to Stalin in Jałta after ww2.
Many ppl don't trust you, because you don't have honor, just bussiness like jews.

>>53479561
Britain was always an enemy to Russian Empire, then USSR

>>53479561
Yes of course, long live Britannia we are buddies.

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>>53480799
U WOT M8

>>53480836
Aren't We was allies?

>>53479561

>What has my country done

Que Dios straffe Inglaterra

>>53480902
During WW2 and we was only on the same side but not true allies. Churchill hated everything in communism

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>>53480902
>>53480799

>>53479561
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SEND US THE KIKES
TAKE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT
TAKE THEM BACK AND WE'LL TAKE BACK THE SYRIANS

>>53479561
Of course we can, I'm a britboo

You civilized my country

>>53479561
>What has my country done to piss you off anon?

It exists.

>>53480476
Is every Singaporean poster always a tranny?

Contra os Bretões marchar, marchar!

They cut my benefits for no reason.

Nothing I love Britain

>>53479947
t. Robert Paulson

>>53479561

Nothing, I enjoy you UKucks.

Never really had a bad experience in the UK.
The default questions about America's goverment and foreign policy gets annoying as if I actually have the president's number and can call them up at any time, but that is with most Europeans.

>>53480712

and were friends for centuries too u cunt

>>53479561
you didn't conquered us in 1806

worst thing you've done

>>53479561
Generate USA nuked us
Fuck you Brits

>>53481952

But really, did you have to fuck up Napoleon ?
You had already won the 7 years war, why not let us rule Europe for a better present than the one we have now ?
WHY UK ?

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>>53479561
>tfw your dad is dying.

>>53479561
You did a lot of shit, but yes we can be friends.

>>53482536
of shame like as not with an anime posting son like you

>>53479561
You ruined our glorious european domination destiny. Multiple time.

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>>53482670
>mfw we have a moat.

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>>53482608
JUST

brits need to shut the fuck up about star wars

>>53479561
I don't hate the UK at all.

But you guys need to stop pestering Americans over our gun laws.

You exist

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why is /int/ so obsessed with britons?
its a bit weird

>>53482795

Question to you, Ameribro : why do we get the sense, in France, that Americans hate French people way more easily than the Brits or, say, any other European nation ?
Every time I look at the French cliché that Americans seem to have towards us, most of them are false, if not plainly contradictory.
> surrender maymay
> smelly armpits / French girls are somehow classy and pretty
etc
It's funny how Brits get a free pass while you needed France's help to become independant from them.
I don't get it.

>>53479561
WWI was nasty. Versailles made us cover your denbts to the Jews, so you essentially sold us out to them. We only got bitter on them because they accepted the offer.

>>53479561
Bring out us degeneracy to yurop

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>don't help Finland in WWII
>get mad at Finland because Finland accepts the only help it can get (from Germany)

>>53482997
Because im a dirty Scottish colonial peasant.

>>53483129
>get mad at Finland
maybe in your own history books
no one thinks about finland tbqh

>>53482998
americans don't hate the french people, i suppose americans "get" the british more than the french due to common culture, so there is more of a formal barrier between the french and germans than with the UK

>>53482998
Banter
Also butthurt from France not joining the Iraqi invasion
>muh freedom fries

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>>53479561
Bombed Copenhagen to shit and destroyed our (then) powerful navy on the assumption that we'd join Napoleon.

>>53482998
I don't speak for the rest of my countrymen, but I don't hate the French either. We wouldn't be a nation without your help.

If there's any animosity, it's probably people just taking jokes too far or being butthurt over France's stance against the invasion of Iraq.

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>>53483315
>>53483330
>>53483478

Thanks fellas.

it's full of yellow teethed cunts

>>53483207
Finland has
>blatant honesty everywhere
>delectable sauna everywhere
>frosty empty beautiful wastelands with lovely animals to eat
And most importantly
>cute blonde very well behaved women

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> that feel when no gib

>>53483627
I hate France because they created Quebec.
Plus because I had to learn their shit language.
I wish dad had exterminated them.

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>>53479561

>Be Northern Irish

I think you've fucked up quite a bit honestly.

Fucked up completely when leaving by creating a muslim country.

>>53480517
How come Russia lost the war in their own backyard?

>>53479561
1828

"Dad abused me as a child and then treated his other kids better"

Is how id put it

>>53483796

>Fucked up completely when leaving by creating a muslim country.

Yeah, a Hindu one along with it.

>>53483779
Parle blanc :DDDDD

>>53480632
pfft. that happened a hundred years ago to us. we are not fucking jews or armenians etc. Shit happened. We moved on.

>>53479561
replacing fry with toksvig is unforgivable though.

>>53483903
No Hindu countries exist.

>>53484432
for 2 toilet rolls, what is India? Dirty shitskin monkey.

>>53484695
SOVEREIGN SOCIALIST SECULAR DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preamble_to_the_Constitution_of_India#Text_of_the_Preamble

>>53479561
I list some:
>Unnecessarly firebombing civilians in WWII
>Being very ugly
>having ugly teeth
>britpop
>robbing the EU
>behave like savages

>>53479947
>racist
>against freedom
it's stupid cuck academics from your universities that think european anything is non-free and racist that are literally destroying civilisation, fuck you

>>53482493
might have been better than german rule, but we didn't want anyone ruling the continent because aggressive united europe would mean we'd get our shit pushed in, sorry senpai

>>53479561

Insulted our based military.
No.

>that time the Brits forced themselves onto Iceland after Iceland repeatedly said "no" each time Britain asked Iceland to join them in WW2

>>53483429
can't have been that powerful if we destroyed it m8

>>53481022

Literally nothing wrong with that.

>>53479561
You didn't make us a British colony.
We could be at the same economic and social level as the US and Canada right now.
We would never have been able to fight the empire for independence, we'd part of the commonwealth today.

We can still be friends, but c'mon...

>>53481697

> A brit criticizes our foreign policy.

Would love to have that discussion with America Lite.

>>53482267

> Brits give us the bomb.
> Germany already fucked.
> Drop it on Japan because gotta do something with it.

Lmao.

fuck you new amsterdam couldve been ours

>>53482997

>Reads brit hate thread.
>Submissive.

Yup. It's a brit all right.

>>53482998

> #1 Western Yuropean ally of Russia

Do I need to say more?

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I don't even like africa but fuck you we were friends

worst allies like all of our allies

>>53483330

We can still be butthurt over you not joining Vietnam, though. Worst ally.

>>53486103
To be honest, it was of strategic importance, don't the USA still have bases there to this day?

>>53486316

What is the condition of ex-brit colonies in the Caribbean now?

>>53486630
>allies
That's not how you spell 'our bitch'

>>53483857

More like "Dad only realized he couldn't leave the kids in the car with the window rolled up after his second child."

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>>53485041

>>53486352

It isn't so much criticism as just asking a ton of questions about why they did this and that and wanting to know exact details about every decision made by those in office.

>>53482958
And because we exist you STILL exist, otherwise you would have went extinct years ago.

>>53485842

I like your racism, UK-bro.

>>53486730
Better then the others

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>>53486316
>having Brazil as a brother

>>53482998

I think Americans still have the stereotype of French being rude, condescending, shit like that.

Not all Americans, but enough to put off the idea that we hate the French.

But we wouldn't be a cuntry without you.

vive la france

>>53485041
.... fucking wow you managed to figure out how to verbally shit and not clean it up - even after all the editing that probably went into that writing.

>>53487070

Vive la france but it isn't a stereotype when it's true.

>>53486700

No, we closed them down because it was unimportant.

It was orginally for detecting and countering missiles, but with how advanced Naval power has gotten we didn't need to have a land base anymore.

Gibraltar

>>53479561
Nothing, you helped me get a bunch of clay, you are truly my greatest ally.

>>53487205

That we're condescending ?
It simply means we talk down to people, you know.

>>53487451
when brits deal with stupid americans, they find it funny. when the french deal with stupid americans, they find it annoying. think you can figure out which is easier to get along with from an american perspective

>>53487247
Oh okay, thanks!

Being the jews of Europa, and create the jew superstate (USA).

>>53480632
>Enact stupid ass policied
>stupid shit happens

>>53479561
847 years of invasions occupation and brutality

>>53479561
You sent masons to "liberate" Hispanic America
You stole Las Malvinas and you keep them
You still have immense influence over us
You take part in the silent invasion of Patagonia

No, we can't be friends until you treat us like equals.

>>53486316
>We could be at the same economic and social level as the US and Canada right now.
Sure but the natives would have been wiped out had the British colonised Brazil, so you probably wouldn't even exist in that scenario.

>>53487366
Chileno sucio y traidor

>>53484695
>dirty shitskin monkey
>says south africa

>>53487784
STAY THE FUCK AWAY

>>53488318
My dear white friend, I can't tell you how beautiful it is...to win.

PD: we won

PPD: you lost

>>53479561
9001 fucking wars thats what

you don't become the greatest nation the world has ever seen without making a few enemies

>>53488287
Yeah he would of, we only genocide the retards that get upperty.

>>53481022
So do most Russians now right?

>>53489548
Nope.

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>>53481022
Churchill didn't agree with communism but Still liked Stalin and the USSR.
It was this faggot and his American pal who hated communism and the likes.

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>>53488254

We can be friends we you're not a nigger

>>53479561
You lost your empire

>>53479561
GIVE BACK OUR FUCKING MARBLES!!!

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British forces is so gay, but unfortunately communist country like China and Russia always create an win-win situation between Japan and Britain.

http://www.upi.com/Business_News/Security-Industry/2016/01/08/UK-Japan-deepen-defense-ties-pursue-joint-projects/1351452276107/

>>53490673
ayyyyyy

>>53486865
Sure ?

>>53479561
>What has my country done to piss you off anon?

Waged war against us for centuries.
Nothing really desu senpai

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Joining that chinese investment bank was kind of annoying, but otherwise nothing annoys me about Britain except for the pedophilia stuff but that's just one of their problems like every cunt has its own unique problems (school shootings for us, mass sexual assault herds for Germany, etc). Oh, and pic kind of pissed me off, but it's not like the country did it.

>>53479561
make /brit/ less shit

>>53479561
You tried to wage war with us, and then pissed off because we promised to pay a ridiculous amount of debt. Like a more benevolent France, but still pretty bad.

Sure, but you'll just call me a shitskin/beaner/narco or some shit like that. But sure.

>>53479561
You weren't the ride or die nigga we thought you were.

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>>53490673
>British protectorate of Japan
>When?

>>53481107
aright, fuck off m8

>>53479561
>russel brand
>ricky gervais
>John Oliver
>Piers Morgan
>oppressed and treated the colonists badly for decades
>stirred up some more shit in 1812, burned down the white house
>made multicultrialism a driving political force in the west
>MIA

Just me
>all the celebrities already listed
>Yorkshire accents
>shitty food (Stayed in London for 2 months)
>not leaving those paki niggers at the gate
>exiled and starved my Acadian ancestors (don't really give a shit about that one tho)

>>53481072
I think out of everyone in this thread, this towelhead here has it the worst because of Britain

>>53481091
>civilized my country
When there was just native americans fucking around, there was no country. Just a bunch of tribal lands.
Britian colonized, the colonists got pissed, declared independence, and then started the COUNTRY.

Holy shit you're retarded.

You oppressively taxed my forefathers without allowing them representation in parliament after they asked very politely and then you tried to kill them several times over the course of the next hundred years :(

>>53482998
Because a bit of the 2003-2006 era mentality still persists after the French didn't follow us into Iraq. After that people starting bringing up France's recent history of military surrender to justify them not getting involved in Iraq. Then it became a meme to shit on the French, plus a lot of the stupid "dirty frenchman" sterotypes emerged.

Tl;DR brits followed us into Iraq, you didn't. Bullshit sterotypes and memes about the french emerged leading to a slight lasting resentment. I've always loved France, however. And I can't fucking stand most brits.

>>53501706

You know that is considered a meme, right?

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>>53481208
nah m8 its a asean thing

>>53488097
Found the potato nigger

>>53501762
No.

>>53488998
No you make enemies by being a shortsided retard.
>let's oppress and enslave half the world
>what's the worst that could happen

>>53501861
there are currently more subtle ways to oppress and enslave too desu

>>53488586
3 uninhabited tiny islands is a bunch of clay? remember under what flag most of patagonia is right now, mapuchin

>>53479561
you born usa
usa born gays
destroy gays we will be friends again and forever i promise

>>53482795
T H I S
T
H
I
S

Scotland Forever

>>53504164
Lenin decriminalized homosexuality while the US was still being racist and anti-gay desu senpai, and his Marxism can be traced back to a German of course.

>>53486651
UK was too busy in Malaysia and Indonesia actually winning against gommie chinks.

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Purchased Greek relics from occupying Ottoman empire instead of helping Greeks. Now wont give them back.