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Is anyone else considering immigrating to the Islamic State?

You get to hang out with loads of your mates in a big club and nobody judges you. You get to grow a big beard and play with gun in the desert and you get a designated gf.
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>>53479025
You are seen as cannon fodder.
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>>53479025
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>>53479025

Isn't the growing number of widows a big issue for ISIS since women are quickly married to the fighters who often die in the front and they end up being a burden or are remarried quickly
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>>53479025

Actually you are forced to rape children on command and executed if you refuse, painlessly and quickly if you are lucky.
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>>53479025
No, because it's a hopeless endeavor, besides terrorist attacks IS can't really do shit against ANY country that isn't about to collapse anyway.
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>>53479270
It goes hand in hand with the designated gf programme, need a steady supply

Everyone is supported by the state so it doesn't make a difference if they are married or not
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Gonna be a lonely Syrian-Turkish border crossing
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You make it seem like neckbeard paradise. Why didn't 4chan ever band together in order to carve out an autism state?
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>>53479025

t. FBI agent struggling to make his quota
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Reported to MI6
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>>53479025
Do it OP.
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>>53479025
Good luck doing that after Paris m8
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>>53482806
>Still posting that propaganda pic
She was crying because she was shy about the cameras

She wasn't getting married
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>>53483585
t. Muhammed Muhammed
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>>53479025
you also get a special vest just for you and the people around you
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>>53479025
>you get a designated gf
that's a lie and you know it
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>>53481599
>put a bunch of socially awkward people in a room
>expect anything productive from it
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>>53483585
If not child marriage then probably before the molestation ceremony or a human sacrifice ritual?
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>>53479025
British youth 2016, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>53483814
She was converting iirc
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>>53479025
1.) Animu is haram

2.) If you don't speak Arabic and have no military experience you're going to be put into a VBIED almost immediately like pic related.

That means no waifu, no hanging out with the bros. Not even a nice VBIED like the saudis who pay to be suicide bombers. More like a shitty station wagon filled with a little explosive that will do nothing but scare some PMU forces.

But I'm all for anime fags going to their deaths so go ahead.
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>>53479025
If you want be used as cannon fodder (like all foreigners that join them) and get anal blasted by an us drone (which would be a nice fate compared to being captured by syrian army or iraqi forces) feel free to leave OP.
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>>53483971
Really depends what type of foreigner you are. The chechens make up most of the Khalifa division which is the elite and most well-equipped on out there. The Tunisian Jamaat in North Syria used to be one of the most powerful in all of Syria. The ones that get used as cannon fodder are the ones with no military experience that can't speak Arabic. If you're lucky you'll get used as propaganda.
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>>53484136
If ISIS was a real military force to be reckon with i would see why people are attracted but they can't conquer anything but cities with 3 camels and 5 guys and suicide bombing in the west.
It's a joke, i don't know why people are fascinated by such a pathetic army
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>>53483585
Dude, I just googled muslim marriage. my bad.
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>>53483950
did they fuck?
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>>53484851
They're actually structured and work like a real military. All of the ex-US military people fighting in the Peshmerga say so. Their training is good and what they've been able to accomplish with the means they have is astounding.

They aren't a joke and they employ brilliant tactics. It's a little more complicated than a suicide rush. Even know they are making gains in Hama against some of the best trained units of the SAA lead and supplemented by elite Iranian generals that have Russian air support.

It helps that one of their commanders served in a Georgian intelligence unit that fought against a Russian invasion. And that half their officers are ex-bath commanders. People who say they're a joke don't know shit about them. Everyone from generals to ex-military fighting them know they're the real deal.
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Not liking all this anti-IS propaganda
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>>53479025
As the islamic fin stated , you don't get a designated gf
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>>53479025
>Go to the desert
>Die in an air strike or rot in a prison
or
>Live NEET life
>Get free money
>Get a wife by giving your friend Muhammed a few cigarettes for his 15 year old daughter
>Enjoy the sun at 10am and throw stones at wage slaves
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>>53490017
Bennies aren't enough to buy a gf
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>>53492713
You can buy anime with them though and find a waifu
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Brits are disproportionately overrepresented in ISIS leadership and central figures despite giving less fighters than other nations.

Even our terrorists are stronk.
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>>53493882
It's probably because English is the second most spoken language among ISIS members
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>>53479356

> forced.
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Islamic State of No Fun Allowed
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>>53494424
Depends on what you consider fun
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>>53497556
What do jihadis usually consider ''fun''?
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>>53479025
Hello, where do we meet?
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