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maisie

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cara

alreye or alree?

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Wish I was Swiss

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karen

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moz

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>you will never be a spartan

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kpop desu lads

>>53475997
caralad on suicide watch

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last nige before i go sleep lads

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>>53476066
are mos

>>53476057

Lauterbrunnen?

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crayon pop

>>53475975
exactly lad, I've got that to be thankful for

furthermore, I wasn't born a cripple, I have no serious health issues (yet), I wasn't born with a mental disability

things could be much worse lad

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Why are british boys so handsome and perfect in every way?

>>53476113
Yes

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remove yulhee t͏bh fa͏m

>>53475955
codemasters are bad.

not a druggie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9-eVdx9Nxo

a druggie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifUFd-M4iaQ

>>53476155
haein a shit

>>53476132
*blushes*

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>>53476132
u wan suk mi dik?

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>>53476132
>not posting the GOAT Brit

>>53475855
I've been really getting into shoegaze recently desu.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3S3uwUU_Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuzAoCgPadc

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>>53476132
the lad's are better looking here than the slags tbqh

I refuse to read the first 10-15 posts lad. Most utter shite and attention seeking posts.

>>53476201

Fuccboi brits are the best.

aunt just broke her back falling off a horse, could be paralysed waste down

>Why, yes, I am a homosexual/female

>>53476157
they make decent racing games desu

Look at this dumb cunt lads
Fake country kids from the suburbs have managed to become worse than actual rednecks or even Appalachians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oOsn2oP-Hc

>>53476244
Did she get right back on it?

>>53476087
i got the (You) 2bh

>>53476244
what a waist

>>53476244
Should not have horsed around then.

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Big Dave

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DON'T STOP

>>53476244
i'll be more careful with her next time

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>>53476301
GET SHOT

ey anons, do you get an erection with photos of qt girls?
they are not undresses

I'm 18 and I don't know if I saw a lot of porn or if i dont have enough libido

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Got bantered off at work for liking death in paradise lads

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>>53476347
Yes, Juan.

>>53476244
and she was riding a horse in the 21st century because...?
No sympathy desu

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>>53476132
>51 years old
looks a bit like my dad desu

>>53476351
Brilliant show tbf
Gotta love Nick off of My Family

>>53476351
whats wrong with it? not ashamed to say i watch it every now and then but the new detective isn't as good as the old one in his suit 2bh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uOzpacWyAoI
chooon

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>>53476351

If I won the $1.5bn lotto jackpot, I'd offer to build a Trump wall around the borders of Based Hungary. I figure Britain is already doomed, so we may as well support a country that is actually trying to survive

>druggies that use medical studies they don't understand to justify their habit
Not a fan 2bh.

>>53476347
I control the onset and duration of my erections effortlessly with my mind tbqh

just did loads of push/pullups
fairly certain i could heem at least 4/5 of you

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>>53476444
>I control the onset and duration of my erections effortlessly with my mind tbqh

>>53476244

horseriding is more dangerous than taking drugs

>>53476231
I just linked you a paper proving otherwise. Seems like you're the braindead one.

>>53476475
Spoiler this hog

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>you will never be a spartan

who here //?

>>53476495
I would stomp on you, you pathetic cunt

>>53476347
No, but that might be cause I'm on Anti Depressants

>>53476495
>fairly certain i could heem at least 4/5 of you

Is that british slang for blowing someone?

>>53476542
yeh im here

>>53476244
Someone was horsin around!!

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>>53475955

Merkel spoke on the congress of Sustainability and advertised their Book "Dialoges of the future, Visions 2050". It contains things like:
>The word "migration background" won't be used after 2040 in Europe because: (translated)
>"… people will be so "mixed" that every human will have a migration background"
Source: On that site you find the link to the pdf, check out the chapter "verbatim" http://www.nachhaltigkeitsrat.de/projekte/eigene-projekte/dialoge-zukunft-vision2050/

>>53476558
>tfw it takes me an hour to cum
>by the time I reach the end of my orgasm I cba anymore

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>Spoiler this hog

>>53476498
Like a lightswitch

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gotta go to a lecture lads

little do they know ill be on /brit/ the whole time

>>53476664
sounds like me at work

>>53476664
reported

>>53476664
Alri mammal

I wish I didn't turn down the first girl to show interest in me.

Now I'll be alone forever.

>people want to do drugs and talk about them because drug stories are very interesting
>all these underage bitter boring losers who don't know how to find drugs shitposting non stop about how "m-muh drugs r bad, they rot ur brain, don't you know? You Addicted to LSD and cocaine after smoking 1 (ONE) marijuana cigarette"

>>53476603
Same here, but I cba to wank for 60 (sixty) minutes so I barely wank

>>53476664
badman

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>>53476664
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

>>53476595
So now she's openly and literally attempting to eradicate the white race?

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What's the point of doing anything anymore?

It was Kev's birthday yesterday

rate my post (http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/53472457#p53476658)

good thread btw

>>53476709
Even talktofrank says LSD can't harm you.

>There's no evidence to suggest LSD does any long-term damage to the body or directly causes long-term psychological damage.

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>just did loads of push/pullups
>fairly certain i could heem at least 4/5 of you

>>53476505
You mean that paper I was just talking about? Believe what you want m8, just try to be a bit more critical in your thinking.

>>53476756
fuck off reddit

>look through old facebook pictures
>full of cringeworthy memories

not sure if this is a good feel tb h lads

>>53476664
You should take pictures and allow us to influence your actions during this lecture

>>53476700
ur real dum

>>53476709
>nobody's mentioned drugs, my one and only passtime, in a while
>better bring up drugs again

>>53476776
>raj
>muslim

He's Hindu m8, thats so fucking racist

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>>53476776
kek same brother

>>53476756
lad...

>>53476726

Did I tell you lads the time I almost fucked jennifer aniston?

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>>53476696
She's pretty but fucked in the brain. Same goes for that scottish bird Sara
>>53476810

http://www.adultwork.com/3053732

cheap

>>53476829
Mammal pls go

>>53476762
well tbf if you take LSD like every day for a long time it will fuck your up. Watch this video, this is a guy that used wayyyy too much LSD and has permenantly lost his mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su5WlYohgRs

>>53476831
>jumping to assumptions because you have no logical argument
kek


>>53476696
Looks like a 12 year old boy. Fuck off nonce

>>53476810
>get really self conscious while stoned and delete everything that i've posted that is vaguely embarrassing
don't know why i get like that

>>53476776
an indian?

>>53476595

>there's no white genocide they said
>cultural marxism is a conspiracy they said

bye x

>knowing the nationality of big bang theory characters

http://strawpoll.me/6518326
http://strawpoll.me/6518326
http://strawpoll.me/6518326
http://strawpoll.me/6518326
http://strawpoll.me/6518326

important research gathering for News International

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How do I beat her, lads?

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>>53476696
>>53476861

Wish they weren't a gommies DDDD:

>If I won the $1.5bn lotto jackpot, I'd offer to build a Trump wall around the borders of Based Hungary. I figure Britain is already doomed, so we may as well support a country that is actually trying to survive

Overweight_bearded_gentleman_wearing_a_fedora-014.jpg

>>53476901
That guy just seems really happy.

Hippies take more than LSD they came from the cocaine era. Do you have any evidence it makes you lose your mind other than anecdotes?

You have to be a complete nutter already to have the balls to take LSD everyday.

And that's also bullshit because you can only take it like three days in a row before your tolerance is so high that you have to take about 300 quids worth just to trip.

>>53476989

Use fighting type moves you fucking mong.

Alri /brit/ I took your advice with the practice gf thing. Basically dated a girl below my preferred tier and got sexual and relationship experience with her.

Ready to dump her but it kind of sucks because she is very sweet and does all these nice things for me. I practiced doing nice things back and being sweet, even though I never had any emotional attraction to her.

She means well, but I'm on to a higher tier of gf that I deserve. Gonna have to break up with her today

>>53476986
>Literally four white people and an Indian
Gee, that was hard

>>53476986
Zimbabwe

>>53476915
I don't like being around strangers when I'm stoned for that reason.
Self confidence plummets, I become hypercritical of myself and it just turns into an awkward situation.

>trying to flirt with Instagram whores
>getting nowhere with them

FUCK IM LONELY

>>53476959
bye bye x

>>53476901
There was a guy like that where I used to live, except he was an angry chav instead of a care-free hippy. I heard he murdered one of the town hobos not long after I left.

>>53476595
>>53476738
>>53476958
it's a black and asian genocide too, they want every race to be mixed

but the racists only care about white people mixing, they don't care about the others

>>53477041
haha

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>>53476867
>me
>scouse

Help my Captchas aren't working, they keep saying that I'm getting it wrong

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>Hello lads im a scouser

>>53477000
You shouldn't care about their political views la
>>53477053
>try to flirt offline and online
>get nothing but one word replies
fuark, iktfb

wheres are essex off to then

>>53476989
i think theres ghost or fighting types nearby?? i cant remember
i think its machops or hitmontops or something in some cave


>>53477037
how do you know hes indian

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>>53477037
White isn't a nationality. Back to stormfront.

>>53476958
>>53477071
>>>/x/

>>53477084
How do you know mammal pham?

>>53477127
His daily fake tan top up, he is from Essex after all

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I'm legitimately stuck on this guy. How do I beat him lads?

>>53477127
Brown skin and thick dark hair innit

>>53477138
>white person on an American TV show
>still wondering about their nationality

>>53477138
he's my best m8

>>53477188
ooh ooh
chuck the peppers at him
goodness its all coming back

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gf just sent me this

>>53477090
fedora

Just got a 4chan lads

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>>53477111
But they are extreme tho la tb h :(((((

>>53477138
hold up are you masterbait?

I have a 4chan. It keeps me warm at night

>>53477231
going to get in contact with this woman and seduce her into falling in love with me

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Alri lads?

[this post requires a 4chan]

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>>53477231
>The Deep Web
Normies will never learn

>>53477267
>socialism
>extreme

come on now

>>53477231
>"reasons we hurt"
fucking dropped
Bet you she "suffers from depression and anxiety" that she diagnosed herself with.

What do people gain from harassing others online? Critique my political views, fine. But there's no need to get personal.

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>>53477267
>Sara will never gag on your willy
>Instead will rob all my posessions and give them to charity when I ask for them back

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>SARA GETTING BTFO
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/686948957176643584?lang=en-gb

https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/686952628392169472

>>53477288
then break her heart by telling her that you have a 4chan

>>53477324
racist

>>53477270
He's literally dead

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>>53477292
bit stressed with exams desu

IM A GRUNT
IM A GRUNT
I AM LANGUAGE AUTOMATED IGNORANT
DONT MAKE ME BLOW MYSELF UP!

My mind...is Jesus timed
My grunt is emotionally SPECIAL
MY MUMMY AND DADDY TOLD ME SO

I'm a grunt
I'm a grunt
I am language automated ignorant
DONT MAKE ME BLOW MYSELF UP.
POOF

IM ATHEIST
IM CHRISTIAN
IM NAZI
Go ahead and make one up
I make it Jesus timed and LESS than English and I'll BE IT

I'm a grunt
I'm a grunt
I am language automated ignorant
DONT MAKE ME BLOW MYSELF Up!

Hurry up
Hurry up
BAPTISE ME
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

OOOOH OH YEAH I WORD-MASTERBATE TO VERY SPECIAL GRUNTS

now, if you look at language automation from a historical perspective. Where did recorded history begin? THE MIDDLE EAST. You can follow the language automation danger trail all the way back to the Middle East. We have to REAUTOMATE AND GO BACK TO NATURE.

The Ghost type is a valuable defensive type due to being immune to both the Fighting-type, one of the most popular attacking types, and the Normal-type, a type with a number of strong moves. As of Generation VI, Ghost-type Pokémon are immune to all trapping moves and Abilities, including Magnet Pull and partially-trapping moves such as Fire Spin. Ghost types are also guaranteed to run from wild battles regardless of Speed.

Prior to Generation VI, Pokémon that are both Dark-type and Ghost-type have no weaknesses (excluding Fighting-type moves used under immunity-negating conditions such as Ring Target or Scrappy), as the resistances of the Dark type cover the weaknesses of Ghost, and vice-versa. In Generation VI, the Fairy type was introduced, which is super effective against Dark and not resisted by Ghost, so these Pokémon now have a weakness to Fairy.

Ghost types are also unique in the fact that they have a type-specific attack: Curse, which, other than being the only ???-type move before the type was removed in Generation V, works differently for Ghost-type Pokémon than it does for other Pokémon.
Offense

Ghost-type Pokémon are used mainly to inflict status effects, like confusion or burn. Contrary to Dark-types, most Ghost-type Pokémon are special attackers due to their typically high Special Attack, despite the fact that Ghost-type moves were physical moves prior to Generation IV.

In Generation I, there were no types that resisted Ghost-type moves, although there was only one move that would be affected by same-type attack bonus. In Generation II, Steel and Dark were added in order to resist Ghost-type moves. As of Generation VI, the only differences between Dark and Ghost is that Dark-type moves are not very effective on Fighting or Fairy while Ghost-type moves do normal damage to those types, and Ghost-type moves do not affect Normal Pokémon.

Ghost-type moves are great for neutral coverage, as Steel-type Pokémon no longer resist them in Generation VI. No P

So is it mostly just autists on brit that hate yanks?

When I stayed with a family in england I noticed people generally liked me, I'd catch a bit of banter sure, but it was really easy to make friends while I was there. Even shagged a bird

>>53477347
Literally crying rn

went doctors and found out i've got a 4chan
gutted like

>>53477365

Stop watching anime. it will make you a dumber.

>>53477380
jog on yank

Who will Sara be voting for in the Scottish elections?

>>53477337
bit pathetic on both ends

why is /tv/ so obsessed with reddit

no other board cares that much about some other website but on /tv/ they mention it in every single thread

>>53477324
Gives them a sense of power. Something which many of us sorely lack in everyday life.

>>53477427
UKIP

>>53477380
I like yanks that talk to me about yankland because I've been to a handful of states and like to share experiences

Why do people think disarming trident will suddenly revel a new age of world peace?
Just because you get rid of your nukes doesn't mean the world suddenly unlearns and forgets the technology and how to make nukes.
It just means you're defenceless to countries that still have nukes

>>53477436
Because it is actually infested with redditors from r/4chan. If you saw how good /tv/ used to be you'd know

>>53477427
that's a good quesiton actually

is she pro-independence? you would think so but she seems to be a momentum member whcih you wouldn't do if you were part of snp

>>53477342
>not killing her because you're a psychopath who loves the deep web

>>53477337
>D-don't make it p-personal!
I'm sure in a fair few arguments she attacks the poster she's arguing with.

>tfw haven't been on /b/ in 2 years
I'm afraid of what I'll see if I go back, I mean surely the user base of /b/ is 100% cancer by now.

>>53477454
Gun control argument on a larger scale

>>53477454
The day leftists start changing our military policies is the day I move to Israel.

>>53477462
/tv/ was never good

>>53477436
>visiting /tv/
reported to operation yewtree / interpol

>>53477488
It is, don't bother

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How do I make pokemon fun lads?

>>53477436
/tv/ went off the cliff in quality terms in recent years

i avoid it like the plague, it's filled with autists. i don't understand how people can stand the incessant star wars threads.

>>53477504
Reddit.

>>53477499
hurr durr leftists hurr

hows managing jjb going for you

>>53477454
The entire argument against it is
>America will protect us!
What they fail to take into account is, America is not going to protect us forever. Or even be the top dog forever, they'll eventually slump into decline and then we're fucked if we don't have our own nukes.

>>53477454
the idea is that we will do it and nobody will attack us and then other countries will get rid of theirs too when they see we're ok

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>tfw can't stop going on /pol/
>it just makes me mad

MODERN LOVE
GETS ME TO THE CHURCH ON TIME

>>53477539
How's that art degree going? What's it like living in a country filled with sweaty non whites?

>>53477499
>give the bankers the bonuses and the footballers the wages to the heroes the soldiers!

>t. Gary aka. Baz; graduated with a 2.1 in hardknocks from The University of Life

>>53477612

killing it man. you killed him.

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Got told i'am being made redundant today in a month.

Fuck me.

>>53477528
nuzlocke

think how many millions of people have died in terrible agony

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>>53477436
Because it is reddit

>>53477640
>>53477612
pls no bully

also a step by step run down

>art
no
>hows that degree going?
well
>sweaty
no
>non whites
hehehe

>nothing in for dinner

Is scrambled eggs and potato wedges sufficient for dinner?

>>53477646

take some time off to work on your grammar

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How do you remain confident, assured, moral in these uncertain and scary times?

>>53477646
Uprising soon brother

really happy with Corbyn's reshuffle in Labour

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>I, unironically, do an erasmus

>>53477693

I'm taking the piss out of him lads. funny that a brit is saying this too.

BECAUSE IT'S [CURRENT POPULAR WEBSITE]

I'm 26 and still walk around the house with a safety blanket wrapped around myself.
My dad often looks at me with disappointment. Where's the man he thought he could teach how to shave? Where's the man he could pass his wisdom down to? Where's the man that can talk about living life, mortgages, politics? Where's the man he could take down the pub with his mates and talk about grown up manly things?
All of that was just a dream, and was destroyed, the moment of my birth.

>>53477699
It's protein, fat and carbs so technically.
A little veg would help you out and even out your ratios

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>>53477693
>spain isn't filled with sweaty non-whites

>>53477634
t. 21st century cuckold man
pic related its you

>>53477738
>reddit the country in a position to laugh

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who /psytrance/ here

>>53477754
>It's protein, fat and carbs so technically.
That was my thinking also. I have some frozen peas so I'll have some of them with it as well.

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>>53477699
Having a Kinder Bueno and a packet of crisps of dinner haha kill me

BUT THE BANKERS

If i were a NEET id at least have learned a language by now.

Or read a lot of history and foreign policy. Just can't believe that instead people will sit around posting on 4chan and watching anime with all that free time

>>53477779
Good lad

>>53477699

If you're british.

>>53477771
Infected Mushrooms are so entry tier and pleb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS6te2THbts

>>53477596
lad /pol/ is unironically filled with shills from the mainstream media as well as skinhead forums. you know those "jihadi websites that groom and radicalise Muslims" online? /pol/ is like that for the disenfranchised white male, and while it doesn't incite violence the whole atmosphere of the board is designed to make you feel angry and radicalise your views

that's not to say I'd listen to the mainstream media either, they'll just brainwash you like the rest of the normies. but /pol/ really isn't good for you, it'll just taint your worldview even more- they'll use strawmen, empty or incorrect rhetoric, outdated figures and manipulative phrasing to do this- the same way SJWs do it

>>53477749
i really fucking hope I never have a son like you

my worst nightmare is having a neet, socially inept son

>>53477791
You don't become a NEET if you have work ethic

>>53477758
fat virgin rorke tbqh, this is why girls don't like you lad, because you genuinely think things like this

to the fine gent who fedora'd me, i'd like to ask why an erasmus year (free eu bux, foreign qts, piss easy studies and another year not doing real life) is a bad thing

LITTLE OLD 60 YEAR OLD SALLY WORKING BEHIND THE CHECKING DESK AT HALIFAX BUILDING SOCIETY
FUCK CAPITALISM FUCKING SCUMBAGS

>>53477798
Imagine unironically being a fucking Canadian like this faggot. I didn't even know Canada was a seperate country from America until I was 11.

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>If i were a NEET id at least have learned a language by now.
>Or read a lot of history and foreign policy

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>>53477784
Unlucky lad, get some proper grub down ya

>>53477703

Ok Kid.

>>53477854

Holy shit it's just a joke lad.

>>53477777

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>>53477791
>NEET
>Learning a language
DO you know what NEET means la?

CORPORATIONS

>>53477699
turn it into a tortilla lid they're great

>>53477749
>destroyed, the moment of my birth.
No it fucking wasn't, you useless cretin, stop wishing away your responsibility and maybe you'll be a half-decent son let alone human being, you self-centred gormless arsehole

>>53477829
very good post

>>53477749
His fault for being unable to raise a confident, happy young man

>fell for an MLM scheme right out of college thinking I would become a millionaire

can't believe how much of a twat i was desu lads, my mum warned me, mum's always right as usual

>>53477758
Pretty poor insult that guy is probably a solid 7 to most woman.

Cheers Baz.

I vote labour because Jeremy Corbyn said I can have things for free

>>53477877
>Canada making jokes
Explains why it wasn't funny then you Canadian piece of shit

>>53477841
I've shagged more girls than your Da. You're so autistic that you had to go abroad because you thought your accent would get girls.

>>53477869

>a whole tin of beans

fat cunt
a
t

>>53477869
what website is that, it looks p. useful

>constantly have dreams about people from my past
>most of the people I had forgot existed
>one features a girl I went to primary school with
>I sat next to her through year 6
>she was smart, pretty and funny
>went to different secondary schools and lost contact
>only close female friend I’ve ever had, I’m 24 now
>I Google her name, find her linkdin
>she still lives/works locally
>remember I’m a shell of the person I was back then
>she’s gone on to be successful and happy
>realise her seeing me now would just make us both sad

/blog

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>>53477869
>only 2320 cals a day

>>53477910
>tfw I invested 40k into a start-up that failed by the first business quarter

>>53477938
>>53477854
leafs absolutely btfo

>>53477942
fuck off normie twat
>>>/soc/
>>>/facebook/

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>>53477938

cuz you're very sensitive.

>>53477998
wew lad, care to share more?

>>53477990
http://www.myfitnesspal.com
>>53477996
I'm looking to maintain my weight since a side effect of my medication is weight gain

>>53477896
Could do an omlette with the eggs actually now that I think about it.

Omlette with potato wedges and peas. Not a bad dinner in the end.

>>53477829
This desu

I used to browse /pol/ a couple of years ago and it made just hate the world, it makes you feel like you're being persecuted and like somebody's fucking with you all the time. Like everything is down to da joos brainwashing the public and anyone who disagree is JIDF. It's a very stressful place to be desu, glad I stopped browsing.

>>53477910
>>53477998

banks, government bonds, gold or property are the best investments to make.

any other investment is too risky 2bh.

I'm so fucking SICK of brits.

>>53478014
>he is unironically a literal virgin

hahahahahhahhahahhaha

>>53477829
this lad gets it

>>53477942
>bragging about shagging girls on the internet

Bit cringy lad

>>53478046
ratemyspeech

>>53477942
i mean, i came here to improve my spanish mainly, and i've had sex more times since being out here than you have since you were born. Fight me irl if you wanna keep chatting shit, i'm in central madrid senpai by the horse statue

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rate me lads

>>53478080
just invest in google honey :) x

it's foolproof, my money works for me

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>I, unironically, am an American who browses and posts on /brit/

Police aren't allowed to arrest migrants in Germany

Swedish police cover up mass sex assaults by refugees

1,400 British girls groomed by Pakistani rape gangs

Sweden now rape capital

https://www.rt.com/news/328628-german-police-officer-refugees/

>I call dinner """"lunch""""
>I call tea """"dinner""""
Fucking southerners

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>>53478110
rate my gf

>£140million magicked out of nowhere to demolish and then rebuild perfectly livable housing estates because their brutalist concrete architecture "is a gift to criminals"

Meanwhile northern homes that are now underwater and mushy (and which house people who aren't brown) aren't being rebuilt.

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wouldn't mind facebook if I didn't get mates of mates (who I don't know) posting shit like this with #FalloutLAD

>>53478200
lolling that you actually saved this

very very beta lad

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This movie is gonna suck so hard, especially with this dreamworks-tier fox.

Tangled was alright, frozen was great, but big hero 6 was mediocre. is disney finished?

>>53478200
wow dresses are just cloth wrapped around two legs

>>53478187
If you call lunch dinner you should be erased from this planet

>>53478187
I'm a southerner and say tea for dinner, always have desu. Mum does too.

>>53478233
how?

>>53478236
>is Disney finished?

With the money they made (and continue to make) off of Frozen, they can afford to pump out a few shitters.

>>53478236

inside out was absolute shit too

probably

>>53478236
They renamed it zootropolis for the UK, no idea why.

That rabbit is qt though

good evening lads

how was everyones day?

>>53478298
>off of
FOY

>>53478214
i know, lad culture is misognystic and repressive to women.

>>53478310
>inside out was absolute shit too

you just gave me heart burn.

>>53477380
everything you see here is just memes, not real life

>>53478236
they've snagged Star Wars m8

they're going to milk it to death and well beyond death

>>53478287
either you saved it specifically to post in brit threads to rustle a particular pair of jimmies

or you generally save photos of hot clothed girls just for kicks

either way, it's not looking good for you

>>53478298
>off of

It's off mate, not off of.

Absolutely PEGGING for a cig, but my dinner will be here soon and I don't want to ruin my appetite.

sister gave me some weed
good lass

>>53478334
well your words not mine but its just a shit tattoo of a shit videogame

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Do you think I could get a failed actress off of craigslist to kiss me like these youtube pranksters?

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>>53478356
>you generally save photos of hot clothed girls just for kicks

>>53478379
is she hot?

>>53478379
Callum?

>>53478379
how often would you say your sister gets shagged?

sister gave me a kiss
good lass

>>53478410
Deano?

There's a girl at work I like but I don't know what to do and I don't know what to say

>>53478430
nah, cornelius

sister gave me a wank
good lass

>>53478405
got those two slags in the short shorts? i need to start saving them too tbqh

sorry for calling you beta, i will post a picture of x and her nu later on to prove how sorry i am

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which of you was this?

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>>53478356
>you generally save photos of hot clothed girls just for kicks
h- haha

gonna hang myself

>>53478439
sershlad is back

Alright ladies?

>>53478439
ask her father for her hand in marriage

>>53478465
Good lad

>>53478440
Smithster? Smithy? Smithers?

>>53478465
bye

>>53478439
ask sershlad

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>>53478451
This the one lad?

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new tat

thought it was "superhands" on peep show for a very long time

shattered lads

you now realize british girls aren't circumsized either

lucky lasses

>>53478512
going to be pretty out of date by the end of this tory government!!

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#everydaysexism

>>53478508
excellent tbqh

Alright boys

>>53478469
>>53478488
>>53478502

>no one got the reference

Fucking plebeians

>>53478540
>amerimutilationcans

>>53478528
Whoa
Was lying in bed thinking about that last night

"Was it super hands or super hans? He's not German, so.."

>>53478540
I am though.

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WHAT'S UP /brit/

YOU GUYS READY TO PLAY BLITZ BALL?

Bravery and stupidity skip hand in hand through a field of mines

>>53478597
Rasheed

the only circumcised men in the uk are benders