Native Waifu edition
Hello Americans, I need your help
One american flag poster in /rus/ said she's actuall american. We don't belive her because she recorded 3 vocaroo, 2 of them with the clear evidens of her Russian/Unrainian nature.
But I'm still think, maybe I mistaked. So, please, read her posts and say, is it actuall English native speaker or not:
>No I've never heard them mentioned. I like older sci-fi so I'll have to check them out. Asimov is obviously very well known but he came here when he was three. There is actually a funny letter from Robert Heinlein to Phillip K. Dick basically saying L.Ron Hubbard was a con artist and was asking for money again and that Phillip should make sure Asimov doesn't give him any.
>rate my russian, trying to do better accent
>i gave it my best shot at
>Кopaбли лaвиpoвaли лaвиpoвaли, дa нe вылaвиpoвaли.
>i've only been studying moonrunes for a week, but have my pronunciation down
>thanks, i'll continue to try and learn my best, i use google translate tвн and it isn't translating anything you are saying
>what do you mean it translates?
>and i'm not russian but thanks for the compliments
>i'm a native american and have never been to russia once in my life, i seriously can't understand russian and i can write in english better than any of you ever could
>ok stop it i know what idi nahui is because i play cs
>here's me saying the peter piper tongue twister for even MORE proof
its ok i suppose. cool enough if you don't mind the constant rain and super liberal people, everything is also pretty expensive. the scenery is great though and theres tons of places of interest, its a neat place to visit, though getting around is awful if you dont have a car.
theres probably people here that could tell you more than me, i don't live close to it and only go up a couple times a year to visit family
1. Hi how are you?
2. Whats up
3. What are you guys up to?
4. Start a conversation about something relevant such as a new movie you might want to watch.
You should learn some basic small talk otherwise people assume you are an asshole instead of "shy"
aww I was hoping it wasn't a car city, I really don't like driving or being in cars
it's probably pretty politically similar to Toronto but I stay out of talking about politics anyways
the west coast just seems cool because rain and mountains are way better than the blizzards and boring landscape over here. Also I'd prefer the east Asian invasion of the west coast over the Indians over here tbqh
Do you guys ever think about what kind of individual it would take for somebody to spend most of their time learning about law and actually enjoy it?
We elect those people as presidents all the time...
I want to do lewd things to you the causes you to be late to your sons big game.
you can get around fine downtown just by walking around, anything more than that will be a hassle though
the landscape around the city is lovely but weather can get in the way of that easily
>preworkout i ordered finally comes in the mail today
>figure i would try it out before using it at the gym tomorrow
>take a scoop and mix it with water
>delicious fruit punch
>chest is itchy in an oddly good way
>skin is tingly
>feel like i'm going really fucking fast
>eyes moving at light speed
>indie music video
>it's about a group of friends who go to an abandoned house to do drugs and have sex
A very good dream
He was chasing me through school to get my baseball signed by Bashar al assad earlier in the dream i think. Ended up catching Quentin by surprise and hitting him with a folding chair after a lengthy chase
Nah I just whipped around as he was chasing me and got a solid hit in the face with the chair. I forgot to mention I did that in the all girls cafeteria at the school to add to his embarrassment
gonna go grocery shopping today, what should i get to put in my BSD lads?
I plan on getting pic related but what else?
I don't get the appeal of music videos or know anyone who still watches MTV/VH1. If a music video is good then it doesn't detract from the music; if it's bad it ruins the song for me. I have to relisten to the song and forget about the video.
It's hard to keep a positive outlook when the only things you have to look forward to in life are going to work and going to school
I do it anyway but it's hard. Life just feels so bleak sometimes.
>one of the roommates is already back from break for god knows why
I thought I had at least another week of peace
>School shooting are 110% justified
>Assholes bully a weak guy day in and out, make his life hell, then his parents refuse to take action and tell him to 'man up', girls laugh at him even lowering his self respect and to salt the wound teachers dont do anything.
So when nobody helps this poor guy, he actually 'mans up' and takes a gun to the bullies head, thats him 'manning up'. How do people not see this? Its their fucking fault for ignoring the kid, THEY made him do that
Fuck off, just because you identify with sociopaths doesn't mean their actions are justified or right in any way.
shoo shoo smelly man
>he thinks a mass shoting is the only way to 'man up' against bullies
>"hey anon, you look cuute"
>"haha what a weirdo"
>...i'll show those cunts...
Why are these people asking questions about racism? You cannot get rid of it immeadaitely you are just going to cause more tension like how BLM was doing, it has to be done over time.
Also that dumb nigger talking about slavery reperations should an hero.
I dindu nuffin. Just was in the wrong thread at the wrong time
Is there anything hotter than this combination on a girl?
Just finished this
They actually look at appeals? I have been banned dozens of times over the years and not once have I heard anything back
Thinking about going to Cookout, lads.
I've only been once before, what should I get?
German is truly the coolest language and I believe Kraftwerk understood this
Posted in an Alice in Wonderland thread on /tv/ that quickly turned into a [spoiler]cunny[/spoiler] thread.
Someone posted a headshot of a particular slav child and then the thread promptly 404'd.
Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl L
>mfw I haven't dusted anything in my apartment besides my desk in two years
I've been wiping everything down with a wet rag and its still kicking up into the air
Sometimes i really pity non mexicans
>tfw Redskins were up 11-0 and choked
because I had this idea that Vancouver was insanely expensive and that Murica would've been cheaper but after looking it up Vancouver is actually cheaper
yeah I guess I'll look into that instead, and since they're right next to each other it'll make very little difference in terms of location, weather, and travel options
>talking with a young woman at work while I'm heating lunch and she waits for the microwave
>she asks me what my weekend was like
>I ask her what hers was like
>she tells me over the weekend she "had to watch her husbands sons"
I tried so hard to hold it in. But for a split nano second I chuckled.
Hearing a normie meme without being aware of it was hilarious to me for some reason.
i can't handle this
i've become really empathic, like in non comfy ways.
i can't even fully enjoy vidiogaems anymore.
when i play an online shooting game, i feel bad when the team i'm in is kicking the other team's ass. Sometimes i join them because for some reason it's more satisfying to be losing than having so much avantage over the other team
Am i fucked up?
Today an old black woman asked me if I "was alright"
What did she mean by this?
Since you pussies wont take el chapo in your hearts
So this means we have scandinavian tier autists
We first world nao
But I'm all heathy and what not
I'm sure of that much
At first I thought she meant I was crazy
I've been up and down
i try to avoid it, i don't get much reaction when i do it anyways so i figure what's the point
i'm probably bad at it or something
Which is why they need someone who can butt into their lives and do something about it, like parents. Kids are dumb and when you set them up in an us vs them scenario with them on the losing side you basically take away their options. They're likely socially ostracized in school to the point where they can't just "redeem" themselves for whatever is getting them shit on. So they either turn violent, retreat from school and drop out, or vent their frustrations into shitty habits and or a life of crime and grow up into neckbeards or career criminals.
>tip toe around my bull so I don't disturb him
>leave a note saying I'm getting him and my wife breakfast
>furiously jerk off in the car on the way to Dunkin Donuts
>fill a bag of sugarized bread and sugared coffee
>come back to see my wife sucking my bull's cock
>forced to watch
>he grabs a donut and smiles at me
>says "aye yo Derrick wuz good nigga. Hey I'll let you eat your wife's pussy if you grab me some milk for these donuts"
>day continues on like this
It's not about whether it feels good or not. A lot of women hold older views of oral sex, so they see a man eating her pussy as being less than dominant. Unattractive, probably best to keep it infrequent and only when you want something
I removed greenland from the OP and nobody even noticed besides you
that sounds like a shit name anon, like >>53489754 said
Trudeau is super cute though
>that sounds like the kind of thfead a brony would come up with
Call it all off, this is unacceptable
What size cock are you rocking, /cum/? Be honest.
Me? I've got a raging 4.5"x4"
I promise you that we will go head-to-head in a multi-level test of strength and martial prowess which will inevitably end in your death by my hand (Kenjutsu style), which will thoroughly impress her enough to go out with me and seal the deal with an impassioned kiss.
Count on it, you maple leaf motherfucker.
I seriously dont even fucking know
Girth is 5.4" is all I know. Length is all fucky depending on the time I do it and how I do it.
When you're doing bone pressed are you supposed to lift your dick up so it's pointing completely straight or do you just make the ruler follow your dick?
Daily reminder that we allow these people to breed and get an education
European posters are god damn insufferable, buds. Every time I see a smug Euro post it makes me feel even more proud to be a North American tbquite honest with you
>tfw no imperialist US husbando to come conquer me
>slowly phase out every value and tradition that made Europe great
>weak effeminate men
>bossy ungrateful women
>still smug about their glorious past
>EU is crumbling with factionalizing and debts
>time to humanitarian crisis some more muslims into Germany and Scandanavia
uhm.. I'll politely decline. we have spaniards close-by and they're kinda just better mexicans.
>tfw I will never be a brown boy who fucks a young dumb white girl
>buying into consumerist trends for literal useless trinkets that let you blow fake smoke
How much money have you spent on that stupid shit?
I just made crepes, but I think I fucked up because they break apart as soon as I touch them.
its for the gun
hes OG true thug
aint no cop gonna suspect a nigga with a fannypack
>tfw you feel really guilty
I'm sorry mexico-chan, I love you.
I'm trying to figure out where you're from. Gold Coast was the first Australian place I searched for that had that time.
In Canada we make fun of the one place that's on a 1/2 time zone. You have too much of that.
I heard that apparently there's a lot of young people who never smoked, and use e cigs with no nicotine in them
literally just sucking on flavored fake smoke
What do you drive, /cum/?
You guys do own an american
Cause smoking is literally gay.
they think it looks cool
>tfw been quit for 2 years
>still occasionally really fucking want a cig
>keep snuff in a drawer for when I'm drunk
nothing like a mild camel cigarette
My monitor is going to be stuck in delivery limbo all week
don't smoke camels, smoke some cocks instead
I'm pretty sure those are an acquired taste.
apparently one of the hardest parts of quitting smoking is that many smokers have an oral fixation and need something in their mouths, so I'm just trying to help /cum/ be healthy!!
>spending outrageous amounts of money to consume basically shit
I grew up around smokers and never understood why anyone would ever pick that habit besides addiction. Makes as much sense to me as injecting pudding into your ass cheeks. T-to each their own I guess.
The sun just set and you're already being 2lewd.
2nd day working with the class went good
"Zack" is a god tier person. "Maria" was quiet but "Zack" said she gets like that when she's stressed
Having trouble eating enough calories while eating clean
beautiful pack, jesus
we only have these here
because diamonds are rad
hang in there, home slice
Lost 2lbs in practice today senpai. I'm gonna wrestle 152 tomorrow
Enjoy yourself. She's nothing now.
>dark chocolate and/or cashews
That's eating clean?
Both of them are very dense in naturally occuring calories.
The dark chocolate being unsweetened, and the cashews being raw & unsalted.
Yeah, this infograph outlines the whole "clean" thing pretty well.
Refusing to move to the bullshit /magic/ thread desu
I don't like sweet things, and I like the bitterness of it actually.
It's nice to eat slowly with whole milk.
>thai sauce not accepted condiment
I don't think I can do it senpai
Pretty easy to make yourself, but has a shit ton of sugar.
Most of the time I just flavour my stuff with a standard asian combo of ginger, chili, and garlic, and vary it a bit food to food depending on what goes well with it.
I need to put ginger on more stuff or just buy some pickled ginger to munch on
I used to live around there, Russian Mob and aryan brotherhood have a presence there, black tar heroin is an issue, human traffickers kidnap run aways there and outside of seattle the people are pretty conservative.