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Native Waifu edition
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/cum/ meetup soon
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nth for don't bully!
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I think my gfs apartment is haunted. On skype she keeps telling me some type of shadow figure at night rubs her thighs at night and tries to do sexual things. What should I do?
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>>53476151
>rubs her thighs at night
Record this and post it here.
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>>53475804
>cute
>native girl
Choose ONE
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>>53476191
I don't think my gf would be comfortable with that. We are in a LDR. She said it only occurs on weekends and won't record it for some reason.
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>>53476151
Black dude with high sneak is hitting your girl bruh
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>>53475804
Hello Americans, I need your help
One american flag poster in /rus/ said she's actuall american. We don't belive her because she recorded 3 vocaroo, 2 of them with the clear evidens of her Russian/Unrainian nature.
But I'm still think, maybe I mistaked. So, please, read her posts and say, is it actuall English native speaker or not:
>No I've never heard them mentioned. I like older sci-fi so I'll have to check them out. Asimov is obviously very well known but he came here when he was three. There is actually a funny letter from Robert Heinlein to Phillip K. Dick basically saying L.Ron Hubbard was a con artist and was asking for money again and that Phillip should make sure Asimov doesn't give him any.
>rate my russian, trying to do better accent
>i gave it my best shot at
>Кopaбли лaвиpoвaли лaвиpoвaли, дa нe вылaвиpoвaли.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hTr0Q98lUJ
>nor that
>i've only been studying moonrunes for a week, but have my pronunciation down
>thanks, i'll continue to try and learn my best, i use google translate tвн and it isn't translating anything you are saying
>what do you mean it translates?
>and i'm not russian but thanks for the compliments
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q3XPZ98C4I
>i'm a native american and have never been to russia once in my life, i seriously can't understand russian and i can write in english better than any of you ever could
>ok stop it i know what idi nahui is because i play cs
>here's me saying the peter piper tongue twister for even MORE proof
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocVsFBzvHQ
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Why are there still critics that review movies on Roger Ebert's website desu. I don't give a shit about the dude but its dumb.
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>>53476361
We debunked this beyond a shadow of a doubt, she's not a native English speaker.
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>>53476361
stop it i'm american ok?
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Good morning!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnSa1FTE4kk

What's some good winter songs?
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>>53477112
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>that feel when

https://youtu.be/O78LuPogzfU
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>>53477112
No, you aren't.
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I don't like Jeff Bridges senpai.
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>>53477705
i don't know who that is
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>>53477718
He's an actor. I was thinking of Jeff Daniels though t b h.
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>>53477833
I don't know who that is either
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>>53476151
>getting cucked by sleep paralysis
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>>53477862
He is also an actor. I'm thinking of compiling a list of people I don't like.
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>>53477907
why so much dislike? Why can't you just be neutral if somebody does something that doesn't appeal to you?
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>>53477931
I'm a bitter loner.
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>>53477862
The blond guy in Dumb and Dumber
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Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, carrots are totally the best fucking vegetable?
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>>53478150
Isn't potato the meme vegetable for means of electricity though? I don't imagine carrots carry that much potential.
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I was actually listening to this:
https://youtu.be/kLGQ9leHc0E

and didn't realize the threads theme.
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>>53475920
is Seattle a cool city

currently infatuated with it tbqh my man
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>>53478509
fuckoff tripfag
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Why don't you have a 4chan gf yet?
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>>53478523
I don't think you know what that word means buddy
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>>53478637
tripfagging and flagfagging are the same thing
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>>53478653
flags are what make this board what it is tbqh
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>>53478635
Because they can be pretty spooky with the whole make me a mother thing
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>>53478509
its ok i suppose. cool enough if you don't mind the constant rain and super liberal people, everything is also pretty expensive. the scenery is great though and theres tons of places of interest, its a neat place to visit, though getting around is awful if you dont have a car.

theres probably people here that could tell you more than me, i don't live close to it and only go up a couple times a year to visit family
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My roommate has female friends over and one of them smiled, waved, and said hello to me. What the fuck do I do? I'm scared to leave my computer chair or turn around.
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>>53478891
Type whatever you want to say to her in large size font and leave it up on the screen until she sees it.
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>>53478891
Return her greeting but don't leave your chair. Keep doing your thing and pipe in with a witty comment once in a while.
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>>53479031
Should I start vaping and give her a seductive look every once in awhile?
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>>53478891
1. Hi how are you?
2. Whats up
3. What are you guys up to?
4. Start a conversation about something relevant such as a new movie you might want to watch.
You should learn some basic small talk otherwise people assume you are an asshole instead of "shy"
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>>53479094
yeah
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>>53479154
Would talking about doujin/anime be an okay topic?

I never replied I just sorta slowly turned my head around awkwardly and tried to straighten my posture.
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>>53479094
Vape seductively
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>>53476361
Doesn't use articles in English, very suspicious.
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>>53477481
I cry everyday for the same reason.
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>>53478860
aww I was hoping it wasn't a car city, I really don't like driving or being in cars

it's probably pretty politically similar to Toronto but I stay out of talking about politics anyways

the west coast just seems cool because rain and mountains are way better than the blizzards and boring landscape over here. Also I'd prefer the east Asian invasion of the west coast over the Indians over here tbqh
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>>53479492
Other than New York, every American city is a car city.
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VOTE NORGE:

https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
https://poal.me/ma3eim
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>>53479272
Doujin/anime is only good discussion among others who enjoy Doujin/anime so don't unless she is a weeb. Not replying is something most people are not going to like.
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>>53479532
fug
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>>53475920
How much later is later?
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Do you guys ever think about what kind of individual it would take for somebody to spend most of their time learning about law and actually enjoy it?

We elect those people as presidents all the time...
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I wish I wasn't so boring.
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>>53479858
Is this a copypasted facebook post from a soccer mom?
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>>53479943
shut up kiddo nobody goes on facebook
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>>53475804
FUCK!
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>>53479942
Take up a hobby and chase it like a rabid mut after a fat kid.
>>53479970
But it sounds like something that a soccer mom with high test tits would say. You probably a qt milf
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>>53479598
>/cum/ seeded to round 2

ayy
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>>53480079
that's a lot of memes for one post kiddo
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>>53480124
considering the garbage in our brackets, I wouldn't be surprised if we made it all the way to the semi-finals before we see actual competition
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>>53476151
It was all me, I'll never stop.
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>>53480138
I want to do lewd things to you the causes you to be late to your sons big game.
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>>53480273
>implying a milf would ever want a kid who never leaves his room and spends all his time posting on anime forums
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>>53480334
hurting my heart with reality big moma
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>>53479492
you can get around fine downtown just by walking around, anything more than that will be a hassle though

the landscape around the city is lovely but weather can get in the way of that easily

>>53479746
typical time

possibly
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Just had a dream I hit Quentin Tarantino in the head with a chair
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Is it just me or does all this power-ball bullshit seem like marketing shills trying to advertise the lottery?
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>>53481749
Good to know. I hope I'll be awake.
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>preworkout i ordered finally comes in the mail today
>figure i would try it out before using it at the gym tomorrow
>take a scoop and mix it with water
>delicious fruit punch
>5mins later
>chest is itchy in an oddly good way
>skin is tingly
>feel like i'm going really fucking fast
>eyes moving at light speed

noice
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>>53481971
sounds like a positive feedback loop of jackpot gets bigger so more people buy tickets and since more people buy tickets jackpot gets even bigger
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>indie music video
>it's about a group of friends who go to an abandoned house to do drugs and have sex
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>>53481915
Was it a good dream?

>>53481980
Yeah, I'm still awake, unfortunately. I popped a dexamp and the back of my eyeballs feel like hydraulic anvil.
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>>53482385
Sounds like a blast, I don't see the problem.
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>>53482543
A very good dream
He was chasing me through school to get my baseball signed by Bashar al assad earlier in the dream i think. Ended up catching Quentin by surprise and hitting him with a folding chair after a lengthy chase
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>>53482385

>"rap" video
>widescreen shots of negros in expensive white cars, a party in a villa and on a boat plus ass shaking sluts and sun
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>>53482898
that's crazier than fiction did you beat him to a pulp haha
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>>53483008
Nah I just whipped around as he was chasing me and got a solid hit in the face with the chair. I forgot to mention I did that in the all girls cafeteria at the school to add to his embarrassment

Great dream/10
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gonna go grocery shopping today, what should i get to put in my BSD lads?

I plan on getting pic related but what else?
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>>53482969
I don't get the appeal of music videos or know anyone who still watches MTV/VH1. If a music video is good then it doesn't detract from the music; if it's bad it ruins the song for me. I have to relisten to the song and forget about the video.
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>>53483185
You do realize that all your bathroom snacks are covered in shitmist, right?
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>>53483444
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>>53483530
there was a mythbusters where they checked fecal residue, it's literally everywhere, not moreso in the bathroom than anywhere else
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>>53483444

I rarely watch music television anymore. They always show the same 20 Songs all over again if they even bring music anymore and not some "teen mum" or jersey shore shit.
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It's hard to keep a positive outlook when the only things you have to look forward to in life are going to work and going to school
I do it anyway but it's hard. Life just feels so bleak sometimes.
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>>53483530
boosts the immune system
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>finally unbanned
Feels good
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>>53483444
Nobody watches music videos on television anymore. They watch them on YouTube instead. YouTube is the only reason music videos even exist in 2016.
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>>53483701

It's hard to enjoy life in general. The current situation makes things even worse.
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>>53483878
Lucky cunt
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>>53483878
>tfw permab& at home ip
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>>53483800
I saw that.
Waste of dubs, honestly.
I saw
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>>53484011
hahahha i just made a subreddit and accidentally said that and didnt feel like getting 20 >le reddit responses
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>one of the roommates is already back from break for god knows why

I thought I had at least another week of peace
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>School shooting are 110% justified
>Assholes bully a weak guy day in and out, make his life hell, then his parents refuse to take action and tell him to 'man up', girls laugh at him even lowering his self respect and to salt the wound teachers dont do anything.
So when nobody helps this poor guy, he actually 'mans up' and takes a gun to the bullies head, thats him 'manning up'. How do people not see this? Its their fucking fault for ignoring the kid, THEY made him do that
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>>53484275
A lot of the times the kid will refuse help
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>>53484275
>niggers are stupid and evil becuase theyre niggers lol
>school shooters didnt choose to shoot but were molded by their environment
God I hate /r9k/
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>>53484275
edgy
nobody made him be a fuckin pussy in the first place
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>>53484275
Shooting them is not "manning up", it is the opposite. It is incredibly cowardly.
Pretty pathetic.
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>>53484275
Fuck off, just because you identify with sociopaths doesn't mean their actions are justified or right in any way.
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>>53484005
MODS
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>>53484275
Bullying is completely necessary. Man the fuck up and handle the banter. Maybe then you'll grow up into somebody who isn't a complete spastic.
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>>53484275
shoo shoo smelly man
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>>53484275
>he thinks a mass shoting is the only way to 'man up' against bullies
>american 'culture'
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>>53484275
>"hey anon, you look cuute"
>"y-you're welcome"
>"haha what a weirdo"
>...i'll show those cunts...
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https://youtu.be/S_Vt_anQY28
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>>53484275
Who are you quoting?
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>>53485183
>reperashuns
Get fucked
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>>53485183
Why are these people asking questions about racism? You cannot get rid of it immeadaitely you are just going to cause more tension like how BLM was doing, it has to be done over time.
Also that dumb nigger talking about slavery reperations should an hero.
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>>53485568
>>>/r9k/25695611
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>>53484912
I dindu nuffin. Just was in the wrong thread at the wrong time
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>>53483530
People really buy snacks for their bathrooms?
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>>53485683
iktf
they accepted my 4th appeal though
fuck Polish CP posters
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>>53483433
>Black Hair
>Blue eyes

Is there anything hotter than this combination on a girl?
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https://youtu.be/vUEN1ZuDSMg
Just finished this
Wew
>>53485788
They actually look at appeals? I have been banned dozens of times over the years and not once have I heard anything back
>>53485689
You dont?
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Thinking about going to Cookout, lads.

I've only been once before, what should I get?
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>>53485890
i'm afraid not good sir
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>>53485915
But the poo stench
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German is truly the coolest language and I believe Kraftwerk understood this
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There's milfs posting here?
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>>53486197
the smell of your own poo bothers you?
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>>53486403

Personally I think italian sounds better, but that's maybe because I'm used to german, so it doesn't sound special to me.
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>>53483878

Its a really great feeling
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>>53484005

what did you do?
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>>53486006

milkshake
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>try to open thread
>it's slow
>not sure if it's 4chan or my computer
>go to open up a new tab and load another webpage
>I can't think of another site I browse and load Google
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>>53486646
Posted in an Alice in Wonderland thread on /tv/ that quickly turned into a [spoiler]cunny[/spoiler] thread.

Someone posted a headshot of a particular slav child and then the thread promptly 404'd.
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>>53486488
There is absolutely nothing that gets my dick harder than German accents.
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>>53486753
Obviously. But what else?
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Daily reminder that the Denver Broncos are going to win the superb owl L
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>mfw I haven't dusted anything in my apartment besides my desk in two years
I've been wiping everything down with a wet rag and its still kicking up into the air
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>>53486977

a cheddar style burger
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>>53486956

German accents sound stupid. Standard german is the best german.
Worst dialects are Berliner Schnauze, Sächsisch and Fränkisch.
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>>53487088

you need to dust more regularly
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>>53487049

nope
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Sometimes i really pity non mexicans
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>>53479492
Why don't you just go to Vancouver? Basically the same geography and snobishness as Seattle
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>>53487049
>>53487229
>tfw Redskins were up 11-0 and choked
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>>53487178
Is once a week good enough or should I do it twice? My house keeping skills are pretty shitty
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>>53487270

Is the pink stuff rice or some kind of meat?
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>>53487361


Rice
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cum lol
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>>53487270
Looks like pig slop and someones shit mixed together in a soup. How does it taste?
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>>53487398

Nice. What's in this soup, besides rice and corn?
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>>53487438

Caldo de res is patricianand tastes awesome Tbh
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>>53487346

I actually do it once every 3 weeks. I'm not that great either.
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>>53487341

well at least you didnt pull what the vikings did
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>>53487517

Rice, corn beef, carrots, potatoes, pumpkin, chayote, among other tjings
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>>53487327
because I had this idea that Vancouver was insanely expensive and that Murica would've been cheaper but after looking it up Vancouver is actually cheaper

yeah I guess I'll look into that instead, and since they're right next to each other it'll make very little difference in terms of location, weather, and travel options
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>>53487668

Sounds interesting.
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>>53476361
She's not American lol
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>>53487753
well of course Vancouver is cheaper, the Canadian Peso is depressed as fuck right now
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>>53487758


If you're into mexican cuisine caldo de res is a must
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>>53487758

My moms caldo looks better when she makes it desu but thats just me
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>talking with a young woman at work while I'm heating lunch and she waits for the microwave


>she asks me what my weekend was like
>I ask her what hers was like

>she tells me over the weekend she "had to watch her husbands sons"

I tried so hard to hold it in. But for a split nano second I chuckled.

Hearing a normie meme without being aware of it was hilarious to me for some reason.
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Anyone else genuinely enjoy eating pussy?
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i can't handle this
i've become really empathic, like in non comfy ways.
i can't even fully enjoy vidiogaems anymore.
when i play an online shooting game, i feel bad when the team i'm in is kicking the other team's ass. Sometimes i join them because for some reason it's more satisfying to be losing than having so much avantage over the other team
Am i fucked up?
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>>53488032

I've never done it
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>>53488032
Here

>ywn eat Emily Bloom's pussy
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>>53488062
Sounds like you just like an uphill battle Tbh
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>>53488032


Pussy is a delicacy you can't miss m8ty


Also that's a technique you use when you want a girl to become addicted to you.
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>>53488032
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/Brit/ has Nigel

/ita/ has greggio

Who do we got? Fucking nobody. And don't fucking say Trump
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>>53488062
play Undertale or something you tremendous pussy
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>>53488252
>needing a meme man
But don't you know it's our current year?
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Today an old black woman asked me if I "was alright"

What did she mean by this?
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>>53488252


Trudeau


Since you pussies wont take el chapo in your hearts
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Got one of my cavities filled, /cum./
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>>53488252

bernie
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>>53488354
Maybe you looked a bit sickly.
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>>53488389
I can fill another
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>>53488354

that you looked like you weren't having a good day
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>>53488062
I know this feel all too well, mexibro.
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>>53488455
Nice one, bud.
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Aight niggas what's good
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>>53488565


So this means we have scandinavian tier autists


We first world nao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGRrOEbY3pI

song

>>53488454
But I'm all heathy and what not
I'm sure of that much
At first I thought she meant I was crazy

>>53488504
I've been up and down
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>>53488032
i try to avoid it, i don't get much reaction when i do it anyways so i figure what's the point

i'm probably bad at it or something
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>>53484315
Which is why they need someone who can butt into their lives and do something about it, like parents. Kids are dumb and when you set them up in an us vs them scenario with them on the losing side you basically take away their options. They're likely socially ostracized in school to the point where they can't just "redeem" themselves for whatever is getting them shit on. So they either turn violent, retreat from school and drop out, or vent their frustrations into shitty habits and or a life of crime and grow up into neckbeards or career criminals.
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>>53488752
Just make sure to find the clit, and lick it with your whole tongue, not the tip
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>>53488891
i am familiar with the technique, and i believe i am executing it properly

i think a lot of chicks just genuinely don't give a shit about having their pussies eaten
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>wake up
>tip toe around my bull so I don't disturb him
>leave a note saying I'm getting him and my wife breakfast
>furiously jerk off in the car on the way to Dunkin Donuts
>fill a bag of sugarized bread and sugared coffee
>come back to see my wife sucking my bull's cock
>forced to watch
>he grabs a donut and smiles at me
>says "aye yo Derrick wuz good nigga. Hey I'll let you eat your wife's pussy if you grab me some milk for these donuts"
>day continues on like this
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>>53488989
feels like the cuck meme has been going on for years desu
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>>53489176

I feel the same way
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The ONLY good thing to come out of Quebec desu
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>>53489176
>>53489268
it has been over a year Tbh
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>>53489358
Forgot pic.

Men without hats btw
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>>53475804

>forget to add greenland but you add mexico even though its not in north america
yea fuck you faggot, ill make my own thread
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>>53488938
It's not about whether it feels good or not. A lot of women hold older views of oral sex, so they see a man eating her pussy as being less than dominant. Unattractive, probably best to keep it infrequent and only when you want something
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>>53489481
yeah, that's pretty much what i figured

i haven't done it in years Tbh but i still get blown :D
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>>53489435
Don't worry, next thread will be the birth of /magic/
Mexico, (United States of) America, Greenland, Iceland, Canada
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>>53489645
do you promise?
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>>53489645


No offense but that sounds like the kind of thfead a brony would come up with
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>>53489754
no offense but you are a filthy 5"1 third worlder shitskin
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>>53475804
Rate my asian gf
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>>53489435
I removed greenland from the OP and nobody even noticed besides you
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>>53489645
that sounds like a shit name anon, like >>53489754 said
>>53489415
Trudeau is super cute though
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>>53489754
>that sounds like the kind of thfead a brony would come up with
Call it all off, this is unacceptable
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>>53489793

Well i'm actually a 5'11 mestizo upper class individual, though i can't say anything about Grinchland as i don't think it is part of the civilized world.
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>>53489793
Compared with Greenland, Mexico is a fucking superpower.
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>>53489819

7/10
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post speeds
>>53489793
I'm 5'1 and white
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>>53490020
b-be my gf pls
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What size cock are you rocking, /cum/? Be honest.

Me? I've got a raging 4.5"x4"
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>>53490121


18cm this is when mixed genes are bliss
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>>53490121
last I measured it was about 7 1/2
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>>53490057
I have a Russian qt, I'm sorry Greenland. Go find a nice Canadian girl.
>>53490257
>minnesotan
>7in pepe
Are you somalian now?
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>>53489819
I promise you that we will go head-to-head in a multi-level test of strength and martial prowess which will inevitably end in your death by my hand (Kenjutsu style), which will thoroughly impress her enough to go out with me and seal the deal with an impassioned kiss.

Count on it, you maple leaf motherfucker.
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>>53490121
6.8x4
Wish I had more girth
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>>53490353
MN STRONK
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>>53490121
I seriously dont even fucking know
Girth is 5.4" is all I know. Length is all fucky depending on the time I do it and how I do it.

When you're doing bone pressed are you supposed to lift your dick up so it's pointing completely straight or do you just make the ruler follow your dick?
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>>53490556
SKOL
SKOL
SKOL
S K O L
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Daily reminder that we allow these people to breed and get an education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyjO1ZDPg6c
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>>53490726
Pressed to the bone, dick straight bruh.
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>>53490121

I'm not telling
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>>53491400
Hung anon confirmed
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>>53489754
So you honestly prefer posting in a thread called "cum"?
>>53489714
Swear on me mum
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>>53491886
not liking /cum/ is gay as fuck
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>>53489942
JAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJJ
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reminder, comrades
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>>53492308

thanks for the reminder
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did you guys know that when you drink alcohol, your piss still contains a lot of alcohol

you can literally stay drunk for many extra hours by drinking your piss

it's a fuckin awesome trick
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>>53492389
also if you had a wild night don't forget to wash your mouth the next day
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Dinner
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mexicanos, El Chapo has a double?
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>>53492458
waaa i need to try poutine
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>>53492490
who knows, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was all staged
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>>53492490

El Chapo isnt a person. He is an idea
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>>53492554
yea, i read some mexican the other day saying that.

>>53492598
what u mean
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>>53492598


This
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>>53492495
It's all in the gravy desu
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>>53492696
JJAJAAJAJJJJJAAAAJJA
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European posters are god damn insufferable, buds. Every time I see a smug Euro post it makes me feel even more proud to be a North American tbquite honest with you

>MUH CULTURE
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>>53492663

He was Joaquín Guzmán ... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.
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GET VAPED NERDS
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>>53490121
6.5" x 6" feels average
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>>53490121
6.8x5.3
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>he doens't have a vape crew
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>>53492877
kek
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>tfw no imperialist US husbando to come conquer me
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Wheres my general
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>>53493016
I'll conquer you, babe.
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>>53493051
fuck off?
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>>53493051
Isn't it a little early to be shitposting?
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>>53492707
i'm hugry overall desu
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>>53492762
>slowly phase out every value and tradition that made Europe great
>weak effeminate men
>bossy ungrateful women
>still smug about their glorious past
>EU is crumbling with factionalizing and debts
>time to humanitarian crisis some more muslims into Germany and Scandanavia
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>>53493053
uhm.. I'll politely decline. we have spaniards close-by and they're kinda just better mexicans.
sorry!
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>>53493120
is that black dude wearing a fanny pack
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>>53493120
>tfw I will never be a brown boy who fucks a young dumb white girl
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>>53492995
>buying into consumerist trends for literal useless trinkets that let you blow fake smoke

How much money have you spent on that stupid shit?
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>>53493120
I just made crepes, but I think I fucked up because they break apart as soon as I touch them.
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>>53492995
hey you vape bro
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>>53493164
its for the gun

hes OG true thug

aint no cop gonna suspect a nigga with a fannypack
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>>53493116
It's 8:30 I'm settled in nice and comfy
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>>53493157
ᵒᵏ ᶦ ᵈᶦᵈᶰ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ʷᵃᶰᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰʸʷᵃʸ
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>40f outside
>brother is running the air conditioner
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>>53493314
>tfw you feel really guilty
I'm sorry mexico-chan, I love you.
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>>53493197
you sound salty, nerd
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>>53493299
I'm trying to figure out where you're from. Gold Coast was the first Australian place I searched for that had that time.

In Canada we make fun of the one place that's on a 1/2 time zone. You have too much of that.
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>>53493197

cheaper than cigarettes, quentin
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I heard that apparently there's a lot of young people who never smoked, and use e cigs with no nicotine in them

literally just sucking on flavored fake smoke

why???
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What do you drive, /cum/?
You guys do own an american
...right?
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>>53493581
I'll only hit a vape when there's wax in it senpai
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>>53493581
Is this Denver?
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>>53493720
This Tbh
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>>53493654
It's like diet pop, no calories.
>>
Are canadian women the best/hottest in the world?
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>>53492995
>>
>>53493654

Cause smoking is literally gay.
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>>53493865

Nein
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>>53493865
Of course.
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>>53493654
they think it looks cool
>tfw been quit for 2 years
>still occasionally really fucking want a cig
>keep snuff in a drawer for when I'm drunk
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>>53493966

you keep the mexican girl on the side but you marry the canadian one.
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>>53493654
trend hoppers
nothing like a mild camel cigarette
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Fill it out senpaitachi
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>>53494030

No
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>>53493966
JAJajAajajajajJAJAJJAJAJ
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Btfo
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My monitor is going to be stuck in delivery limbo all week
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>>53493930
lol
>>53493946
sure you can say that, but why would you take up vaping otherwise?
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>>53494204

Lel
>>
Give your throat a vacation
Smoke a FRESH cigarette

Camel
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>>53494479
Will do.
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>>53494479

don't smoke camels, smoke some cocks instead
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>>53494591
I'm pretty sure those are an acquired taste.
>>
chicanos are the worst thing on the planet i hope they all die yep
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>>53494591
>Smoking at all

Disgusting desu
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>>53494672

apparently one of the hardest parts of quitting smoking is that many smokers have an oral fixation and need something in their mouths, so I'm just trying to help /cum/ be healthy!!
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>spending outrageous amounts of money to consume basically shit
I grew up around smokers and never understood why anyone would ever pick that habit besides addiction. Makes as much sense to me as injecting pudding into your ass cheeks. T-to each their own I guess.

>>53494672
>acquired taste
The sun just set and you're already being 2lewd.
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>>53494756
>t. self-hating Chicano
>>
fuck sake, /cum/ is literally facebook with anime girls
>>
>>53494965
why is your state flag the Brazilian flag?
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>>53494756
este es un mensaje para donald trunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDXtWoj2ak
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2nd day working with the class went good

"Zack" is a god tier person. "Maria" was quiet but "Zack" said she gets like that when she's stressed
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Having trouble eating enough calories while eating clean
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>TFW no gf anymore

She's gone to another country, probably gonna fuck some other guy

What should I do? Mope and fap or get out there and meet some girls?
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>>53494577
beautiful pack, jesus
we only have these here
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>there are people here who do not solely subsist off of their own urine and feces

wasteful plebs
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>>53495074
>get out there
yes, find your local gf store
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>>53495055
>eating clean

Explain what this means.
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>>53495055
meat desu
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>>53495035
because diamonds are rad

>>53495074
hang in there, home slice
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Lost 2lbs in practice today senpai. I'm gonna wrestle 152 tomorrow

>>53495074
Enjoy yourself. She's nothing now.
>>
New thread
>>53495202
>>53495202
>>53495202
>>53495202
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>>53495164
I can only eat so much.
My appetite just isn't big enough, I plan on going to the store tomorrow and trying to get some dark chocolate and/or cashews and stuff like that.
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>>53495038
don't tell me you've watched all of that
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>>53495240
no
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>>53495251
>dark chocolate and/or cashews
That's eating clean?
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>>53495126
you talk about it like it's hard... finding a gf isn't that hard if you can pass yourself off as a normie
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>>53495388
Yeah?
Both of them are very dense in naturally occuring calories.
The dark chocolate being unsweetened, and the cashews being raw & unsalted.
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>>53495490
Naice, I didn't know that.
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>>53495645
Yeah, this infograph outlines the whole "clean" thing pretty well.

Refusing to move to the bullshit /magic/ thread desu
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>>53495490

Those dark chocolates that don't have any milk in them are pretty bitter though

and if you drop to 70% you're getting a lot of milk and sugar calories
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>>53495938
I don't like sweet things, and I like the bitterness of it actually.
It's nice to eat slowly with whole milk.
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>>53495934
same desu
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>>53497262
Just post using sage. The janitor will probably delete it anyway.
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>>53493701

I use a chevy
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>>53494756

thats just mean
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>>53495934
>thai sauce not accepted condiment
I don't think I can do it senpai
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>>53497777
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>>53497777
Pretty easy to make yourself, but has a shit ton of sugar.
Most of the time I just flavour my stuff with a standard asian combo of ginger, chili, and garlic, and vary it a bit food to food depending on what goes well with it.
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>>53497868
why ;_:

>>53498017
I need to put ginger on more stuff or just buy some pickled ginger to munch on
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I just found a new thread that somebody didn't link

>>53497347
>>53497347
>>53497347
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>>53498086
I just mince it myself, it is great in almost every dish desu
Ginger tea is fugging tasty as well
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>>53498200
have some frozen in freezer just never really use it for anything other than curry
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>>53476151
Its called sleep paralysis.
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>>53478509
I used to live around there, Russian Mob and aryan brotherhood have a presence there, black tar heroin is an issue, human traffickers kidnap run aways there and outside of seattle the people are pretty conservative.
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