Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

今、牛肉の出前一丁ラーメンを作りました

アニメはクールです

Speak English please

みーむ

>>53473100
>独島を主張するようにしてください
釣りスレつくるのは駄目だね~
画像のファイル名も意味不だね~

>>53473196
ワイトピッグゴーホーム

>>53473244
突っ込まれると喜ぶだろ
スルーしてあげた方がいいよ。

Z

hi I am in sweden now

>>53473100
>Korean German made a new thread with a low quality banter.

>>53473321
Iceland-kun?

>>53473268
Vad i helvette (｀∧´)

>>53473321
Welcome to this """"country""""

>>53473313
えー荒らしがたてたスレ使うの?
たてるのはやいしスレたて宣言すらもしてなかったのに?

フィンランド人6人がスキー場のコース外滑って遭難したっぽい。
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20160112-00000134-jij-soci

Six Finnish skiers or snowboders went off-piste and lost their-way in the mountain in Japan.

はいはい解散解散

>>53473360
>>53473365
:)))) it is not so cold here

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/shutoken-news/20160112/4983232.html
フィンランド人六人が長野のスキー場で遭難。

>>53473440
How many times have you gotten raped?

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*ahem*

>>53473324
yes but this is my last action
you stupid anti-korean asshole will go to hell because you're very mean HAHAHA

>>53473407
何でコース外なんて滑るんだ
冬戦争のこと思い出したのか

>>53473474
7 times on my way back from the airport ;(

>>53473501
よおおおおおおおおおお ぽん!

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>>53473100
おつかれチョンチャンハン

>>53473100
>japanese culture
>posts kimchi

kill yourself.

>>53473572
:^(

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>>53473407

>>53473574
詳しいww

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>>53473196

>>53473607
nipples gone blue

>>53473561
外人どもは圧雪されてないフカフカの雪を滑るのが好きらしい。オーストラリア人とかしょっちゅう遭難してるし、去年もアルゼンチン人が長野で2人雪崩で死んだ。

>>53473100
>Please declare before making a new thread

>>53473607
kek

>>53473607
Suomi on paras

>>53473767
the last thread was dead

>>53473557
How is your college life after the winter vacation?

>>53473864
The last thread hasnt even reached the bump limit yet

>>53473908
I'm not korean

>>53473934
and I haven't reached my korean gf bump limit yet
shut up weeaboo

>>53473767
he just wanted to break the rule
he is not family or member of this thread
he is troll

>>53474035
Angry because can't use brain when making a new thread (^:
Stay mad shitlord :^)

>>53473864
that's does not mean than you do not need to declare
stick to the rules man !

>>53474122
the rule was invented by the frog I think
he is a pathetic weeaboo that can't get a girlfriend (unlike me)
you mad anti-korean jap hah

>>53474035
girls don't like the man who is always telling a lie and break the rule like you
oh wait, boys also don't like you

>>53474122
Do you realise who you're trying to reason with?
It's pointless.

>>53474212
maybe Japanese girls because they're submissive cunts

>>53474276
not only girls, you know

>>53474173
No one asked if you had a girl friend, who cares about that. Man you are just pathetic.

And by the way I am not anti-korean.
I really wonder why you stick around and write all this shit, no one is taking you seriously.

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>>53474173
>he is a pathetic weeaboo that can't get a girlfriend

It is only a matter of time. I believe in him.

>>53474294
White pig go home!

maybe Japanese men because they're mindless robots and look ugly

>>53474350
what

>>53474239
yeah you're right, he seems a bit mental
i should just ignore…

>>53474458
he is obviously メンヘラ

体臭がくっせえくっせえナチカスに言われてもな

>>53474458
ignore me like the waitress at my favorite korean restaurant
someday i will marry her though lel

>>53474402
>implied Japanese guys are submissive cunts.

>>53474335
Well it's Tuesday, if he comes today without at least a scheduled date with tsun-chan we can call him a poussy.

>>53474540
no
I said Japanese girls AND boys hate him

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>>53474553
Oh, I remember. I can't wait.

no
You said Japanese girls AND boys are submissive cunts.

fuck off
pathetic weeboo gaijin

>>53474757
they are submissive cunts

>>53474795
this

可愛いJKとセックスしたい!

>>53474757
maybe my English was bad
I meant that not only girls (hate you)

確かに、/a/で日本語で荒らしまくっている馬鹿がいるけど、あれは、そもそも日本人か?
>53473100
キムチに、餃子に、鉄の箸。
臭っさ。
>>53473147
何味?
出前一丁なら醤油味に胡麻ラー油が一番だよ。
>>53473451
救助打ち切り
>>53473579
まあ、俺が前スレで韓国系ドイツ旗のことを書いたら擁護していた奴がいるけど、これでも、まだ擁護するのかね?
>>53473687
It's a pity that this season does not have the such anime instead of Yuru Yuri.
>>53474035
kimchi, metal chopsticks of iron, and gyozas.
The Japanese people dislike metal chopsticks, don't you know?
The reason why Koreans make tableware with silverware was that poisoning strode in the Rhee Dynast, don't you know?
>>53474402
>submissive cunts.
奴隷根性ね。こういう汚い英語でお里が知れるな。

STOP
BULLYING
JAPAN

>>53474928
Sweden senpai. Please beat a dirty pervert like >>53474863

STOP
BULLYING
JAPAN
AND
PLEASE
BULLY
ME

t. Masochist

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>>53474863
撃たれて死んだじゃん

>>53475002
死ねゴミ

>>53475074
ワロタ

>>53475016
クソワロタ。>>53474863はゲイだったのか。さすがアメリカ人。

Japanese girls are the British girls of the east
ugly, annoying and they have bad teeth

>>53475074
日本語話せるヨーグルト人がいたのか。琴欧洲以外で。

>>53475016
この返し好き

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>>53475002
It's not bullying if you want it.

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hi, what do you think of this man. Please Japanese responses only, thank you

>>53474898
>何味?
牛肉と言っただろ
>出前一丁なら醤油味に胡麻ラー油が一番だよ。
今好きなのはとんこつだ

>>53475222
worse than Hitler

これはリア充のスレかしら

それとも

フェークリア充のスレ

本当に 情けないだわ

>>53475219
wha!?
well・・・・・I don't want to get bullied・・・・・(glance)

日本人は従順な馬鹿です

>>53473100
日本語もできる独在住コリアンって、在日さんがドイツに留学してるってこと?

>>53475222
I prefer 家康

>>53475466
アイム100%ドイツ語しかし、私のガールフレンドは韓国です

>>53475463
Yes,we are.

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>>53475510
can you tell me why

>>53475463
>従順な馬鹿
ゴールデンレトリバーしか思い浮かばない

Asking once more before I go to bed.
If I were to write out 外仁 intending to put the name Jin into Gaijin, would this be understandable as a joke or just an unreadable mess?
Would it be better to just use がい仁?
It's meant to be a Tekken pun so the name would be in their minds.

>>53475074
唐突にののしるブルガリア人出現ワロタ

>>53473100
脳スープ

>>53475655
やめろ
想像しちゃうだろ

>>53475638
weeaboo

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>>53475703
Yes

>>53475720
I love you, オーストラリア兄貴

>>53475222
>oda nobunaga
I hate him. He is very cruel and kill lots of Buddhist priests. But the silliest thing he has done is respecting Pooooortuguese missionaries.

>>53475074
woohoo ! you go ドS bulgarian !

>>53475222
I think he is good commander

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>>53475686
何故?

>>53475222
織田信長
部下に殺されなかったら日本の歴史は大きく変わっていた。天皇家が存続できなかったかもしれない。
400年前に大日本帝国を完成させていたかも。つまり中国に清すらなかったかも。

Going to a party
Feels like a normie

>>53475576
Tokugawa Shogunate continued to rule Japan over 250 years
家康 is superior to 信長 as a leader

>>53475825
With tsundere?

>>53475825
have a good time. i'm going to bed.
bonne nuit !

>>53475825
you're still a pathetic weeaboo

>>53475825
go!
I want you to become happy

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>>53475825
I hope you kiss cute girls on and around their mouths.

>>53475877
Oyasuminasai and amai yume

>>53475825
Which corner will you be standing alone in?

>>53475196
>ヨーグルト人
tripとして使えるですね、それが。

>>53475943
hey, you are really mean

>>53475951
お、ブラジルだ!
おっす!

>>53475754
I love you too.
Please help with my shitty joke ;_;

>>53475862
No

>>53475943
I'm going with a good friend so I won't be alone

Wew lads so much love

>>53475638
I wouldn't be certain about whether you would have wanted to say joke or you don't know kanji.

I have diarrhea since 2 days.
I hope it won't get worst tonight.

>>53476035
>Wew lads so much love
You know I love(?) you

>>53475535
うそっぽい

>>53476018
おっす!
元気かい?

>>53476075
drink something hot and relax

>>53476130
元気だぜ!

>>53476075
Loperamide

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なぜ日本人の絵画で制服スカートがこんなに短い?

俺は日本に行って、数名の女子学生を見たことがあるけど、スカートの長さがほとんど普通でした。

>>53476124
私のディック、あなた日本人処女を吸います

>>53476075
Don't shit down in the middle of the party.

>>53476180
田舎にいったら短い子多いよ!

>>53475638
you mean you want to use 仁 instead of 人?
I guess it's hard to imagine to elicit 外人 from 外仁.
I don't know about Tekken well.

>>53476180
Jkはこの国の男のロマンと夢なんだよ

>>53476180
学校によって違うけど
短い女子学生も多い

リア充は爆発しろ

>>53476327
リア充が爆発しても残った非リア充の中から一定数のリア充が出てくる
終わらないよ

>>53476180
短いほうがエロくて可愛いからさ
チラリズムは男のロマンなんだよ
実際に短いスカートで歩いてる女子高生はビッチだと俺は思ってる

>>53476327
パリの人間>>53475825が本当に爆発しかねない。

ヘイトスピーチでFuck youっていうおばさんについて

"If u like fake, arrogant, and quiet people, ridiculous rules, impossible to learn written language, tiny portions, earthquakes, and radioactive sushi, then Japan is for u. "

I-is it true

>>53476327
やめて!
The F.はこれから幸せになるのよ!

>>53476414
ちがう、反ヘイトスピーチでファッキューっていうおばさんだ

>>53476407
ALLAH OUAKBAR
*unzip pants*

>>53476391
短い方が短い方がかわいい!だけどキモオタに見られるのは嫌‼(イケメンはok)が真理

おまいらSEALDsについてどう思う?

>>53476180
most of school, whose students mostly go on to colledge, tends to adopt long skirt as their uniform for students.

And we switch our uniform twice in a year.

>>53476489
kek

>>53476383
無限な循環か
ヤバイ

>>53476524
4chanやってるぐらいだからリベラルな人が多いんじゃない?あたしゃファッションにしか見ないよ

How do I destroy the Japanese economy?

>>53476524
普通に可愛いと思う。

>>53476489
EXPLOSION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow

>>53476609
そうか

>>53476489
wwwwwwwwwwww

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>>53474863
長野県には、青少年保護条例がねー。
まあ、16歳以上なら、御両親の承諾「も」得て、正式に結婚すれば可能です。ただしJKは多くの゜場合に退学してJKではなくなります。
>>53475257
外人さんは、豚骨が好きだな。
でも、ラーメンは醤油味が基本で、後の塩味や味噌味は、そこから派生したもの。
確かに、出前一丁に限って言えば、牛肉は合うな。
>>53475413
リア充は、男では僕とノゾミちゃんくらい。女性にもご結婚している方がられます。
もっとも、このスレで一番多いのは行かず後家ないし候補の英語女子、ついで留学生・英語講師など在日外国人。
>>53475535
で、何故日本語を?
ちなみに日本人ために人間便所になりにくる韓国女は嫌いじゃねーぜ。今、5万人の韓国娼婦が日本にいる。
むろん、不可逆的に「賠償」なんて言わないことが条件。
>>53475655
>>53475808
高田馬場「脳」で作った味噌ラーメンの屋台が実在した。
そういや、有名な「ベラミ事件」は山口組という在日と同和の集団が、遺体をラーメン鍋で煮込んだのは有名。そのスープは、少し酸っぱかったが屋台で売られた。調べてみなよ。
゜
ねー

>>53476535
what a shame

>>53476583
そして誰もいなくなった

>>53476614
Put the bosses' beds in their offices.

The workers will never leave and all starve to death.

>>53476614
Don't worry.If you don’t do anything,Japan will die by big earthquake in Tokyo,

>>53476489
vous habitez a paris?

>>53476684
笑日本人男性がガールフレンドを取得することはできません。いいえ韓国人の女の子は、最近日本の男を望んでいます。日本人男性は世界で最も醜いです。

>>53476524
大人(バックは共産党)に踊らされて可哀想だとは思う
自業自得だけどな

>>53476524
古き悪しき学生運動を思い出す
当時の学生運動のリーダーは大人になって当時の内閣総理大臣にあなたは正しかったって言ってたよな

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>>53476281
Here, I made an example of what someone would see, is it understandable as a joke since the character's name is 仁, or is it just dumb?

もてないもてないってよく聞くけど、日本人男性って世界でどれくらいもてないんだろう
ジャニーズが海外行っても総スカンってくらいもてないの?

>>53476801
You don't have to be so polite, it's only The F.

>>53476940
そこらへんの一般の女性に聞いてみた場合の結果は知らん
ただ、ジャニーズファンは一定数いる(現地在住の日本人とかじゃなくて)

>>53476940
Wikiで見たんだけどさ日本人男性と外国人女性(主に中韓)の数の総数は日本人女性と外国人男性よりも多かったと思うぞ。
国際結婚のwikiで検索

>>53476737
He didn't ask how to genocide the population you know.

>>53476940
親戚に白人女と結婚した男がいるけど、身長が180後半ぐらいある大男だったからやっぱり身長も重要なのでは

>>53477173
182cmの俺にも白人と結婚できる可能性が微粒子レベルで存在する・・・・?

第三次世界大戦は始まってると思う?メディアに煽られたのか家族とか友達とかとにかく周りが口揃えてそういっててうるさい


日本関係はまだ対岸の火事だからそう思えないんだよな

>>53476918
仁外 would be funnier

>>53477266
お前の周りすごいな
一人とか二人じゃないんだ?

>>53477258
絶対あるとおもう!日本人女は簡単に白人の男ひっかけてるけど、男も女も顔は同じじゃん?要は身長なんだよ!!

第三次世界大戦はないだろ

does
「白いワインは出す前に冷やす方がよい」
and
「白いワインは出す前に冷やした方がいい」
have the same meaning?

>>53477173
>>53477258
身長はそんなに大したもんだと思うか?

>>53477091
国際結婚した日本人の数で女より男のほうが3倍くらい多くてびっくりしたわ

>>53477430
歴史的にはヨーロッパのなかで戦争しまくってるけど今はそんな雰囲気はないな。イスラムという共通の敵によって結束してるって感じ

>>53477527
yep

>>53477532
いや、170cmぐらいが日本人男の平均身長で下手したら外国人の女の子より低いんだよ。そういうブラジルは何センチ?

>>53477527
doesじゃなくてdoじゃないの!?

>>53477527
yes, there is no difference of a nuance.

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今、シュヴァルツェスマーケンを見ている。
>>53476180
東京は゜、一時期にこ比べ長くなった。一方、京都は、まだ短い。
糞寒いの真っ赤にほてった太ももを晒しているのは、エロいというより寒そうで引く。
>>53476252
同じ県内でも田舎程偏差値低いし、実業系女子には本気で結婚を考えている奴もいる。
>>53476327
ヤダ
>>53476489
俺を解凍してもコーランは出てこないぜ。
>>53476524
ど「民青」、嘘つき「民青」、就職すると自民に鞍替えする「民青」同盟員
だと思うが、何か?
>>53476813
あっそ、韓国女は在日に嫁ぐか、日本人の肉便器になるかだよ、統計的には。
>>53477430
はは、今現在、中国が北朝鮮の支援まわるだけで『不可避』になるぜ。

>>53476918
I can understand what you mean.
as you says, there is truly no difference in pronouciation between 人 and 仁, so that it problemles go well as a joke.

But I can't understand what is funny in your joke desu.

>>53477554
フィリピン嫁もらったとかじゃねーの?

>>53477639
you're right
I was gonna write
does x mean the same as y

>>53477641
>>53477582
Thanks

>>53477317
Why's that?

>>53477649
It's a pun, it's meant to be more dumb than funny.
As long as it's understandable, I'm happy.
Thanks anon.

>>53477702
君的にはスウェーデンの漢字表記「瑞典」はどう思う?
特に何も感じない?

>>53477527
むしろ英語が分からん。
you should cool white wine before serving it.
でいいの?

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>>53477588
日本と同じくらい、Wikipediaによると
俺は175cm, 19歳。

>>53477655
日本夫、中国妻の組み合わせがめちゃくちゃ多い

>>53477736
because 人外 means evildoer

>>53476918
I'd be funnier if you were playing with an alternate skin of Jin, so it's like "foreign Jin", but even that isn't really funny, it's more like "I see what you did there"

>>53477655
2割フィリピンで4割中国だった
女の方もアメリカが多いけどそれ以外はほとんどアジアだな

>>53477642
>今、シュヴァルツェスマーケンを見ている。
スピンオフがいいけど、マブラヴ三部作アニメの方がいい。

>>53477802
Sounds good
The sentence is from Jisho.org
English translation was "It's better to chill white wine before you serve it." there.

>>53477790
Are you asking how I feel about the way Sweden is written?
何も感じない

>>53477834
Ooh, that's good too
I may switch between the two.

>>53477847
I suppose "I see what you did there" is more what I'm going for, my taglines are always stupid shit like "Jin and tonic" and "Jinnie Weasely" so I just wanted something similar in Japanese for when I play over there.

>>53478023
ありがとう。

>>53477825
婚活ブローカーを通して農村や漁村に嫁に来てもらうんだよ
永住資格が手に入った後で、財産持ち逃げしてトンズラする例が後をたたないらしいがな

Notice me, Senpai ! Notice me !

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で?

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>>53477814
>俺は175cm
マンレット
いつわかるか?

>>53476801
oui

>>53478541
not pretty enough, try again

sleepy
I almost fall asleep.
good night all and see you later.

>>53478572
>175cm
>manlet
This world is full of sadness.

>>53478721
sweet dreams

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>>53478572
黙れ、インブレッド!

>>53478721
Good night.

>>53477642
ありりゃ
*東京は、一時期に比べ長くなった。一方、京都は、まだ短い。
*糞寒いのに真っ赤にほてった太ももを晒しているのは、エロいというより寒そうで引く。

まあ、将来に下の病気になるやろ。娘にはタイツ強制。が、よく見ると中学生はスカートの下にジャージという色気に無関係のも見る。

>>53477527
説明が難しい。日本の過去と完了は、態で表わす。更に、
冷やし+過去の助動詞た
助動詞「た」は、古語の完了の助動詞「たり」の現在形で、この場合は「完了」の意味。
英訳すればmake wine coldに対するhave made wine cold.ということ。

>>53478721
fuck off

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Japs are weird, gaijin in japan are weird, Japanese kids are weird, Japanese food is weird, Japanese animals are weird, japan is weird shaped, weebs are weird, otakus are weird, jap fashion is weird

Everything about japan is weird

Good night. See you again.

>>53478572
マンレットにしても、俺のチンポはデカイ、だから全然気にしない。
女は皆大喜び。

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>>53478758
ごめん、ちょっと日本語でミームしたかっただけだよ

>>53478975
心が広ければ無問題

>>53477527
I hate alcohol.

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>>53478975
>>53478758
ユウ アア クワイト トリガードですね。

>>53478975
俺の方はまだ大き :^)

>>53478993
知ってる知ってる
ドンマイ

>>53478493
女の尻毛のほうが「聴きたく」なかった。童貞の夢を破壊する犯罪的アニメである。
>>53478572
>>53478619
>>53478758
パンツ屋は、虹色デイズとうたわれep14を諦めて寝る。

Every Anon
Good Night
Im Anonymousness, so-called Pantsuya
See You

>>53479044
are you 下戸?
I am ザル

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>>53478940

What if there is no tomorrow?

Do you like girls who like you because you have a big penis?

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>>53479218
>Time is like a river made up of the events which happen, and a violent stream; for as soon as a thing has been seen, it is carried away, and another comes in its place,
>and this will be carried away too.

>>53479235
How would they know such a thing to begin with?

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>>53479235
I have a big penis but girls don't like me.

で ? 2/2

>>53479032
悪い、それ、意味分からないw
日本語下手
>>53479148
俺は世界で一番大きなチンポを持つ男
悪いけど俺には勝てないぜ
>>53479235
not all of them, there are so many of them, and i need to keep asking them to contain their orgasms, so it gets boring sometimes

>>53479218
it can't be helped
諸行無常

advise me some movies about bullying in japanese schools, thank you

>>53479527
boku no pico

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>>53479527
For what purpose??

>>53479580
just interesting? I heard in Japan bullying in school is very brutal, so I want to see it

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>>53479527
NO!

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>>53479651
But イジメ is a big problem in japan

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>>53479182
Goodnight Pantsuya

>>53479580
this is bullying

>>53479684
why?
>>53479705
nobody bullied me in school, I want to know what is it, because our bullying is nothing compared to japanese

>>53479413
>女の尻毛のほうが「聴きたく」なかった。童貞の夢を破壊する犯罪的アニメである。
google for ケツ毛バーガー
>>53479441
読み下せば、「心が広ければ問題無し」となる。外人さんにはレ点が必要かな。

>俺は世界で一番大きなチンポを持つ男
俺は世界で一番硬いチンポを持つ男
悪いけど俺には勝てないぜ
>>53479708
ありがと。browserを落とす。゜

ムチムチ 自 撮り

>>53479527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q

>>53479865
much much selfie?

>>53479821
Good night my friend.

>>53479870
HOW THE FUCK DOES GEMA EVEN HAVE THE RIGHTS OF A J-POP BAND???

>>53479870
wtf is this
are nippons asleep? ok I will ask next time

スウェーデンに来た前私の期待:
*金髪の人が多い
*優しい人
*豊かな国

現実:
*黒人
*ムスリム
*乞食
*騒がしい人(上)

スウェーデン人がほぼいないし、不穏な気分がするし、スウェーデンはもうアメリカに似ている。
やっぱりスウェーデンに行かなければよかった。。

カナダ人

>>53480048
go away mambet

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>>53480048
>are nippons asleep?
It's 3am. Only NEETs are awake at this hour, and they don't want to talk about bullying.

>>53479527
There are a few TV dramas about it, the most popular one being "Life"
http://asianwiki.com/Life_%282007-Japan-Fuji_TV%29

>>53480048
the song is about bullying f.am

and Babymetal is the best thing ever tbqh

I smell like shit today

What do?

>>53480076
>現実:
>*黒人
>*ムスリム
>*乞食
>*騒がしい人(上)

M a l m ö
a
l
m
ö

>>53480282
Consider showering.

>>53479870
I enjoyed that surprisingly much, thanks

>>53479999
>sich 2016 noch über GEMA Sperrungen auf Youtube aufregen

>>53480353
I showered though...

>>53480222
I am university student though
I can't sleep・・・・・・・・

>>53480156
go fuck yourself
who are you? bearded jesus?
>>53480246
thank you

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>>53480282
>tfw you realise that the memes about americans shitting themselves were true

>>53480282
stop eating shit

>>53480376
Shower again then, but properly this time.

>>53480406
Wait no-

>>53480470
What do you think I should eat br?

>>53480522
I shower properly all the time... I just don't get it.
I smell good when I put on my clothes, and when I leave my house...

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>>53480399
Why can't you sleep? Too much stress?

>>53480076
次回は北海道スウェーデン村へ

>>53480353
consider checking out their other music, they have a new album releasing in April too

it's a j-pop and metal fusion, some songs lean closer to metal some songs lean closer to pop so there's more variety if you're not a fan of one genre or the other

>>53480646
I have a headache and feel dizzy

>>53480743
What's wrong nihon?

>>53480282
Stop eating too much meat and eat like a JK.

>>53480611
>What do you think I should eat br?
my pussi
>I smell good when I put on my clothes, and when I leave my house...
maybe it's not you that smells like shit? maybe it's your neighborhood
consider moving into place with more white people

>>53480743
しっかりしろ

>>53480786
>>53480858
I think I caught a cold
寒い眠れない

>>53480822
But JK eat 精液.

>>53480670
I will, thanks.

>>53480743
A s p i r i n
s
p
i
r
i
n

>>53480822
What's a JK?

>>53480849
Is your puss tight?
I think it's my campus, there's a lot of beaners here. My neighborhood is mostly white, and the minorities there are pretty white in terms of lifestyle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZIuLOusNIg&

>>53480611
LITTLE TIMMY, YOU'RE NOT EATING YOUR VEGETABLES, ARE YOU?

>>53480966
>What's a JK?
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=JK%E3%81%A8%E3%81%AF

>>53480646
Japanese people are just sensitive to every thing around them and yeah that's probably why they have much stress.

>>53480966
>What's a JK?
Jeremy Kyle

>>53480930
Get well nihon

>>53481028
I've been eating a lot of veggies, actually
So is your pus tight pls respond

>>53481056
Uhh

>>53481083
There are 2 Brazilians here m8.

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>>53480966
>What's a JK?

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>>53481052
>3rd image of Google image search

>>53480966
>Is your puss tight?
i can almost fit a watermelon in it
>I think it's my campus, there's a lot of beaners here.
well, at least it's not you, just keep distance and you'll be fine

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JK= joshi kosei= highschool students
JC= joshi chugakusei= middle school students=pic related

>>53481144
John Lennon was a faggot

>>53480966
by the way, i'm wondering, how can they possibly make you smell bad? do they smell THAT bad? or are you having orgies with them?

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>>53479821
>google for ケツ毛バーガー
これ?

http://ja.uncyclopedia.info/wiki/%E3%83%95%E3%82%A1%E3%82%A4%E3%83%AB:Wtf_burger.png

>>53481365
Yeah, he was.

>>53481316
JK=high school girl
DK=high school boy

>>53481468
is dk short for dick

>>53481549
男子

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>>53481401
not even editted

japan is very exciting
this thread scrolls very fast

>>53482319
do I excite you?

>>53482787
no, only korean girls can excite me

>>53482895
hang yourself

>>53482895
A Korean girl agrees to be your gf, BUT she doesn't have any feet

What do you do?

>>53482895
why don't you kill yourself and pray to be reborn as a korean ikemen?

ITTEKIMASU!

>>53483135
wife her
I like handicapped girls
I don't mind if she has no legs or feet as long as she has arms to hit me and cuddle

>>53483275
but if I were a korean man korean girls wouldn't be exciting for me anymore

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>>53483357
>I like handicapped girls
well, look on the bright side, i think you can't get much worse than that
>>53483406
then just kill yourself

>>53483357
>I like handicapped girls
Thats fucked lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqzt9dXGg-Y

>>53483603
>>53483515
you are idiots
I prefer normal girls but if a nice korean girl with a slight phisical disabilty wants to be my gf I wouldn't reject her

>>53484026
Oh, okay then carry on.

koreans are an abomination

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>>53484163
We are more similar than we are different.

>>53484163
>british

>>53484332
you agree?

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korean girls have longer limbs
chinese girls have bigger breasts and asses
I can tell the differences.

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>>53484411
In essence, yes

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>>53484488
you better not be memeing me m8

>>53484488
So we are both abominations then?

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>>53484601
Let me answer your question with a question, anon: would the world be a better place if you had never been born?

>>53484601
sure, that's exactly why you're here, you freak

Meh.
I won't go to the end of exam party I'm too tired.

>>53484659
No

>>53484674
Thank you for taking part in this conversation. Your opinions are always valuable.

>>53484765
you're welcome
you can always pay me if you really think i did a good job

>>53484682
LOSER

>>53484682
Poussy

>>53484682
Why is it at mid-Jan?

>>53484682
Poussé detecté

>>53484682
you will regret this later
connections are important

I'm making

>>53484834
>>53484911
It's raining, I'm awake since 8, I'm sick, I've got to drive my shit through the town freezing my balls.
No thanks.

>>53484918
We had exams before and after christmas.

>>53484960
says the biggest loser in this thread
you sit in your room all day long and watch kpop and anime videos
haha loser