but which European language is objectively the most powerful?

arabic

German, the Austrian dialects with accent

german or dutch

>>53465159
some german dialects probably

french the softest

finnish sounds kinda turkish to me

>>53465159
latin obviously

>>53465179
Most Germans pretty much think Dutch sounds completely retarded.
Like a retarded person was trying to speak.

>>53465191
greek too btw

Arab
french dialect

>>53465210
>>53465179

Italian, Spanish, French, they speak passionately

German, Norwegian, English

russian obviously

>>53465306
Russian sounds whiny and gay desu

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>>53465210
>>53465251
>even germans hate our language

Spanish can sound pretty powerful.

Italian, Greek, German and Dutch as well.

But it really depends on the speaker. German and Italian can also sound very faggy. Russian and Polish sound like the speaker is about to cry. And Swedish is the faggiest of all.

>>53465312
this
russian is extremely gay irl

Low german.

German I'd say, or French. Maybe sone kind of language comprised of those two. And more.

>>53465172
>>53465179
>>53465188
>>53465210
>>53465251
>>53465266
>>53465315
>>53465330
>>53465338
>>53465359
He said "powerful" not autistic.

>>53465210
most of human beings think that

>>53465386
You meanski autistiki?

>>53465159
Yours. Slavic languages are top tier anyway, too bad our language is just 25% Slavic...

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I always thought Russian is cool and sexy until I started learning it

now I think it's even gayer than Czech

English
Russian

Everything else sounds gay or autistic

>>53465401
It sounds even more retarded if you can understand about half of it.

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>>53465335
The sound of language depends on who's using it. Why do you both speak with whiny Russians?

>>53465412
That's because it's just a simplified version of ours stained by mongols.
>>53465409
Spanish is the true language of men.

>>53465451
I agree desu.

>>53465315
Your language is cool.
But I would associate it with reeelaaaxed feelings not with powerfull feelings.

German.

>>53465451
>>53465467
lmao youve never met a spic then

>>53465481
I said Spanish not spic.

I admire Finnish because it's like the Arabic of Europe. It's fucking opaque. It's like a giant "fuck you" to the rest of Scandinavia. And it sounds fucking awesome.

>>53465451
>That's because it's just a simplified version of ours stained by mongols
Polaks. The people who invented everything good in the world, but then the jews stole it and mongols stained it. Oh, those damn jews and mongols! That's why Polska can't have nice things!

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Russian

learning it, loving it more and more

>>53465497
I think finnish sounds a bit like Italian.

>>53465451
Romansh is the language!
Also Basquish sounds pretty bad ass.
Welsh too.

>>53465509
I don't care what you have to say, lower form of life.

If you can't accept the simple facts, stay shut.

>>53465527
also scottish!

>>53465491
spanish is spoken by spics tho

>>53465159
Old Norse

>>53465532
>I don't care what you have to say, lower form of life.
Wojak in denial. Typical

>If you can't accept the simple facts, stay shut.
What soes your fantasy escapism have to do with facts?

>>53465551
You mean Americans.

Good ole French

>>53465549
Scottish is rad. If I eren't Russian, I'd love to be Scottish

>>53465591
deliver proofs

>>53465602
hahaHAHHA le funny marshnigger does it again
lmao le ocean stealing land jew makes a bant fucking kill your self you wood shoe clad windmill abortion

>>53465662
Proof of Polska no being a God-chosen nation? Ah dunno... You don't look like something to be chosen by anyone.

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>>53465663
don't do that again

I like the Amsterdamish accent of Long French desu.

https://youtu.be/MosfCGo1E7I

russian best lang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDZg1-7KsE

English spoken by Vinnie Jones

Turkish

>>53465763
Oops wanted to post

https://youtu.be/EEtXsbe69lQ

>>53465778
sounds like mongol blabbing

>>53465830
because you are stupid

>>53465861
Nice of you to defend your kin, rape child.

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>>53465890
>have Polish flag
>"hurr Russia sux dix"

nice roleplaying Sebastian
some of us actually have worldview, not memes

>>53465936
I respect this guy, and would Respect him even if he didn't like my Language.

>>53465936
>>53465965

Seems your overlord in good mood,you may to chill.

>>53466004
дa дядькo ты тaкoй cмeшнoй пaцaн пpocтo oфигeнный

>>53466004
How many of your family's kidneys did you have to sell to pay for internet ?

>>53466004
The fuck are you talking about?

>>53465936
>>53466052
Zapierdol się.

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>>53466090
uga buga go back to /polska/ wyborco pis

>>53466115
PiS najlepszym co się przytrafiło Polsce od 1939.

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>>53466152

>>53466115
>>53466152
>>53466164
stop shitting up the thread, karachan bydlo

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>>53466172
pope is a guy who lives in rome

>>53466004
I guess you are the only Ukrainian poster who is here regularly.

>>53466206
luganochka and some namefag also post

>>53465159
German no contest.

>>53466337
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53466250
I presume that they are all from Kiev - but Ukraine has the smallest rate of attendance on 4chan, even than Albania I think (keep in mind the gap of population). Why isn't that site popular there?

>>53465159
The most powerful is roman,the r is very harsh and it sounds really hard too.

>>53466364
luganochka is from lugansk, hence the name luganochka

dyadko is from donetsk

the third pidr is who the fuck knows where from

>>53466389
Ukies catch them all

>>53466389
But I guess there are practically no chances to have an Ukrainian poster from a village? By the way, have you met a Polish one?

>>53465159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HxGbT1hMQu

I basically said it's not about the language per se but the one who speak it. Anyway, we can make a distinguo: Most powerful like what? The one that comfortably fills your ears the most? That would be one with lots of vowels like Finnish. The one that sounds more aggressive? That would be one with lots of guttural ugly sounds that remind you of phlegm boiling in a giant's upper throat.

>>53466434
I lived with a guy from Kijów for several months

Maniek Kowalski isn't as nationalist as he was

>>53466458
there's a shitload of Polish villageanons but they mostly stay in /polska/

>>53466494
Yeah, too bad they never stood a chance.

>>53465159
Swedish, language of the vikings and like the thu'um of the north. Pure unlike the bastard language Norwegian, and strong unlike the drunken rabble that is Danish. The only right answer is Swedish.

>>53466539
Swedish sounds like a mix of Franco-German 2bh.

1.Slavic languages
2. German and the german languages (not scandi)
3.English if done in a certain tone
4. finnish and hungarian i think
5. scandi if done in a certain tone

>>53465159
I'd say German or some Nordic language.

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>>53465159
Spanish is a language that is spoken in all South America, Spain, and In some African Countries like Guinea Ecuatorial is still spoken a lot. An there are lot of Spaniard communities all over the world. Also French and Portuguese are vey interesting too. French is spoken in Canada and is like the official language of the European Union, and Portuguese is aslo spoken in Brasil.

>>53466475
you sound funny
like you're trying to sound way more deep than you actually are

>>53466890
If i did it i'd sound like a WCIII grunt.

>>53466276
Love this quote.

>>53466778
By scandi you mean Geat accent?

>>53466887
Also you can fuck with asian women, specially Chinese or Japanese. They love spanish language and culture for an unknown reason.

>>53465527
Welsh is a fun language, friendly and sing songy

>>53465315
>Dutch music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

>>53466566
It pretty much is

Imo czech is in top3

Alpha males language

>>53466539
>Swedish
dunno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q2xP1jei1c
i actually don't know how to feel about this

>>53466890
Seems like someone has bitchboi high voice. :^)))

>>53466987
I don't need to speak Spanish to fuck Asian women, I'm white

>>53466984
If you try to sound raspy and with a göteborgs accent you can sound pretty fucking fierce

All languages are beta when spoken by a beta.

>>53467143
hola hablo espanol
muy tacos tacos jajajajajajjajajaja

>>53465159
bulgairan is the one and only option
>inb4 someone posts the gay gypsy singer

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>>53467164
>muy
>not muchos

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>people saying anything else than Greek

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>>53467085
Halt die Fresse, dreckiger Engländer

>>53467164
It's funny because I don't know a single word in Sweden.

>>53467245
Sounds gay as fuck bro.

>>53467257
bleibe verruckt, salzig Deutsch

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>>53467358
n-not a bad thing though

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>>53467394
Ancient Greeks were pretty gay so I guess you have a point, σενπαι

>>53467447
I'll learn your language when you release it on Duolingo

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>>53467245
well i must admit i really like the sound of Greek but i regularly don't like what they say.

>>53467347
is Kaczyński No.2 actually still using airplanes or is he only travelling by train like Kim Jong Il?
fucking hate him and your new government. why are polish voters so fucking stupid? inferiority complex?

>>53467447
i think they were more into pederasty

Russian, if that is considered a European language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T65SwzHAbes

>>53467493
>>53467573
Thanks for your kind words mates, I appreciate it

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>>53467164

We need to look at objective facts about languages, and then consider what kind of fact is the most powerful. We can't simply list languages, because that will be heavily influenced by stereotypes about countries and people. We need to look at the characteristics of the languages themselves, and possibly start by finding what makes a language powerful, and then go from there to find the language that fits the criteria the best.

It's easiest to start with the sound of the language.

I think that languages that do upspeak in neutral speech should be disqualified, because that's the shape questions take in most languages so it would make you sound insecure.

What syllable structure should the language have? I think only CV is generic and boring, not something for a powerful language. But we don't want the language to be harsh either, so nothing too extreme. However, some abnormalities can make the language more interesting.

I personally think that heavily rolled Rs are really nice, but that may be subjective.

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There is also information structure. Are some word orders more powerful than others?

Maybe the traits should be chosen subjectively, and then go from there to pick the language that objectively fits the best.

>>53465159
Sardinian

>>53465159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9la4Bq2_Qs

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>>53465520
Me too, bro. I like how direct it sounds.

swedish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DImxGczuYJI

I'm tempted to say Romanian.

>>53468224
German is way more direct than Russian

you literally cant beat swiss german in terms of agressiveness

>not English
lmao kill yourselves

>>53469451
>paki

>>53469479
>slavshit

>>53469511
even not a slav
but you're still dirty paki

>>53469560
not even a paki, famille

Ossetian - The language of the descendants of the mighty Scythians

>>53469479
>>53469511
>>53469560
>>53469608
subhumans

>>53469698
>t. turkroach
>talking shit to his overlords
who let you out from beneath the fridge Mehmet

English is the best pham. I love it, such a crazy language. Can be extremely formal and then turn into a complete mess. Good shit my niggas.

Somali

>>53469698
>be german
>get raped