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Lauren edition.
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Milk is good and good for you.
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>>53462279

t. milk farmer
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>>53462279
t. milk CEO
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>>53462298
>>53462303
Shut up and drink it
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>>53462251
Why is she so qt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeN_MgULlBc
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who
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2zU5Rn4iq4
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stupid question: How does it snow when the air temp is above freezing?

It was snowing the other day at 2-3 degrees (35-37 degrees Fahrenheit)

but other days it will be raining no problem at 35-37.
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Si Tu Viejo es zapatero
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>>53462279
CHIRUMIRU GENKI
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>>53462384

the official qt3.13(point one less than 3.14) of /mu/
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>>53462406
The air temperature higher in the atmosphere is not the same as the ground.
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>>53462406
colder in the upper atmosphere, yo
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why no st pierre et miquelon?
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>>53462406
It's significantly cooler up in the sky f a m

like when you fly in an airplane and feel the window and it's super cold, and it's cause it's -50 C outside
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>>53462406

stupid answer (beacuse i dont know)

it's still freezing way up in the sky...
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>>53462406
Entropy
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starving desu
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>>53462406
water behaves erratically between 0-4 degrees C
water reaches its maximum density at 4 degrees and starts forming ice below it
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>>53462251
who is this qt patootie
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>>53462406
same way it can rain when it's below freezing
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How's it going?
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>>53462251
>/cumg/ thread
>British girl edition

Get your own qt's.
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>>53462502
More like qt poopooty lol
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>>53462401
is it time
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>>53462486

eat some cheese
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>>53462537

>scotland
>british
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Fuck I hate Alabama
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>>53462545
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>>53462537
FUCK OFF LIMEY WE WON THE WAR FAIR AND SQUARE
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>>53462543
No bullying
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>>53462562
:^)
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>>53462562
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>>53462545

8 minutes senpai
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>>53462562
like
:^)
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>>53462560
I hate the state t b h. It's entirely third world. Like a lot of the south like NC, SC, parts of Georgia, Tennessee, Virginia, Kentucky, they're okay and very livable, but that state is shit. That Mississippi and Louisiana are the armpits of this country.
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>>53462527
>rustle
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>>53462590
CAN'T STOP THESE GENUINE JERRY CURL HOURS
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>>53462551
there actually is cheese in the fridge. Maybe.
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>>53462610
New Jersey is the literal armpit of the US f.am
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>>53462590
nah, i ain't gonna do it.
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>>53462610
was talking about the football team mostly but I don't disagree with a word you've said
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/cum/'s changed a lot since I last posted.

See yah later alligators.

>>53462615
Judgmental people burn in hell for all eternity.
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>>53462647
New Jersey at least has very wealthy areas and white people AND Princeton Those states are just hot as fuck death pits with no future and poverty and it's terrible. There is no future.
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>>53462677
Same, I'm at an ACC school so I would have preferred Clemson. Anyone really over bama
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>>53462694
true, all states have their shitty areas, i've been to places like Camden and Hoboken and holy fuck was it ever a mess there
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>>53462647
DELETE THIS
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>>53462694
Yeah Princeton is nice desu. When I visited it made me want to go to Princeton
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>>53462558
>Scotland
>"No"

Lest we forget.
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>>53462684
;_; bruh
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>>53462752
Purely for economic reasons. It's like having a wife who can't support herself financially and that's the only reason she won't leave you
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Who /napped earlier and staying up all night/ here
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>>53462749
So why didn't you?
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>>53462789
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>>53462785
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>>53462785

I went to bed at like 3 last night and took some sleeping pills so I wouldn't stay up till 7am watching netflix

I fell asleep no problem but I didn't wake up until 5pm...fugg me
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fellow unifags, have you ever had an on campus job? I'm gonna apply for one tomorrow but I feel like with all the competition i'll have little chance of getting it ;_;
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>>53462545
Like :^)

>>53462562
Like :^)7
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How do you respond to this, /cum/?
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>>53462869

I did, was easy to get both of them.

I suppose it depends on the school of course.
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>tfw sleep schedule is completely fucked
>stay up until 5 am, sleep until 12
rEEE how do I fix this
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>>53462894
"shoo shoo limey limey"
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>>53462860
>but I didn't wake up until 5pm
nice
I can't sleep, even if I wanted to.
stomach hurts like a bitch
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>>53462869
Yeah just apply and cross your fingers, you never know, you might get a position. I just got a lab position and I know there are way more qualified people than me.
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>>53462917
ginger desu
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>>53462869

>apply for as many open positions as possible
>not one call back
>even the uni cafeteria never hires even tough dishes are always piling up in the front to get washed
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>>53462869
I got mine because I got personally recommended by a PhD candidate who TA'd a class I aced.
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>>53462894

Use the power of meme magic.

>>53462917

cramps? That sucks
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>>53462894
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>>53462917
In most cases when my stomach hurts I'll put something warm on it or take a hot shower. Works for me.
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>>53462894
>Durr muzzies are making euros cucks

NOPE
At the contrary when euros sense competition they'll start reproducing more.
They lived a too comfortable life.

When you put another male rat with a female rat and a male rat
The rat that was before the second one will be more reproductive

The euro is not weakening at the contrary is only going stronger.
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>>53462860
Damn, I wish I had some sleeping pills desu.
What kind?
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>>53462909
Did rhe same thing last night senpai, I just woke up at 11, forced myself out of bed, then cleaned my room and went to the gym. Pretty exhausting day desu
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>>53462934
oh hey
I have some
guess I'll brew a tea or something
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-OsuNNTgU4
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we need memes exclusive to /cum/ you dodo's

/Brit/ is beating us in every department
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>>53463000

Just the over the counter stuff you can get at any pharmacy.

Diphenhydramine is what they all use, normally it works pretty well for me
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>>53463020
lol cum?
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>>53463020

>/brit/
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>>53463020
please don't force memes, milhouse
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>>53463020
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>>53463020
Okay the new meme will be gayfag
Put gayfag at the end of every paragraph where you tell someone he's dumb
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>>53463020
Our new meme senpai
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Do you sometimes wish you were a girl /cum/? I do. if I was I'd just want to get married and be a housewife. If only.
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>>53463033
clearly can't handle the banter lad
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>>53463010
I usually make mine with lime juice, and a little bit of added agave. It is really good.
>>53463029
Ah yeah, DPH is good. I usually need minimum 125mg though.
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>>53462908
>>53462921
I figure I have a chance as it's essentially just a manual labour job moving things around campus, but there's like 20,000 students and only 7 job postings currently

>>53462940
sounds like they might just be cutting back on employees maybe

>>53462948
sadly I don't have this advantage which is why i'm worried
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>>53463058

no, I legitimately couldnt care less
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Just wanted to say I really and truly appreciate my Canadian brethren. Thanks brahs.
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>>53463083
You're upset tho

/Brit/ is fun
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>>53462970
I already took a hot shower desu.
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>>53463057
Me too
I'd masturbate all day
Hopefully I'd be a lesbian too because fucking dudes is gay even if you're a girl desu
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>>53463057
Ugh, stuck in the stone ages? Marry a professional woman and be a househusband. Fucking cunt. Just because you're a man doesn't mean you NEED to be the main breadwinner.
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>>53463057

sometimes, but I'd probably be a total slut
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>>53463099
The difference between /brit/ and /b/ is literally three letters. There's no actual discussion there, it's just banter and memes
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>>53463103
if I was a girl I'd be a slut desu and take tons of cocks
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>>53463130
Exactly, it's fun. Not similar to /b/ at all it's just a bunch of lads being lads
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WAAAAAZUUUUUp
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>>53463136
>>53463107
Why on earth
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>>53463107
You already are a total slut.
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>>53463098
brothers 'till the end
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>>53463188

what a dumb hat
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>>53463181
WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>53463208
military dress hats are effay as fuck ya pleb
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>>53463220
WAAAAZZZAAAAUUUPPP
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>>53463220
*sticks out my tongue in Spanish* WaaAAAAAAAA -
zup
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>>53463185

They're perverts, anon.
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>>53463185

cause I'd be a hot girl, so guys would always be bothering me and eventually I'd give in cause no will power lel

>>53463186

well, an exhibitionist maybe, but it's easier for grills to be total sluts :o
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>>53463185
>not wanting pleasure
plebian. gang bang is my fetish
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What can you tell me about Cleveland, Ohio
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>>53463282
Idk but most people in rural Ohio are incredibly nice. Like almost too nice.
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>>53463282
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjxPRd70vUA

>tfw muslims will ban music in europe in 50 years
sad t b h
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>>53463282

they dont call it the factory of sadness for nothing
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>>53463279
Good taste
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>>53463277
>and eventually I'd give in cause no will power lel

anon pls
have some dignity
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CHI
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>>53463495

I don't think slaves have much dignity :o
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Someone please help me with my dry penis.
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>>53463613
which part is dry
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>>53463613

sounds pretty gay
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>>53463627

All of it.
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>>53463314
https://soundcloud.com/anatole_france/zb6ks1eoruuy
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>>53463633
Use a more gentle soap in the shower, and buy some cream with urea in it.
Make sure it is hypo-allergenic and unscented.
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>>53463495
Don't tell me anon that you haven't fantasized of getting pounded by countless dicks until your body goes numb, ending on you giving in to those intense sensations, deriving happiness from pleasing men until you die, for it was your life's calling to satisfy the sexual pleasure of horny men. No homo
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>>53463655
"no"
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>>53463613
You could always moisturize your dry penis.
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>>53463731

That never works.
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>>53463753
Be consistent with it.
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>>53463731

be careful though, I've heard some people reacting badly to certain lotions
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>>53463731
Maybe he needs a willing mouth.
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>>53463780
You can't go too wrong with something simple like vitamin E lotion, right?

>>53463798
Possibly. It's a good thing you're here, anon.
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>>53463798
unwilling ones get them wetter, he should try one
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Are Macedonians white enough for America
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>for some reasosn netflix only has the more recent seasons of top gear
>even though it had all of them a year ago
what the fuck, man
im probably going to torrent all of them, aren't I
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>>53463820
noice
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>>53463754
SUP amiguitito
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>>53463820
>like vitamin E lotion, right?

probably be ok, it's often the scented lotions that seem to have problems I gather.

I'm not really allergic to anything so I dunno firsthand, but having read a bit it seems somewhat common, especially on such a sensitive area... :o
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>>53463843
Felt a little ruder than it was supposed to be desu.

>>53463878
He'll just have to try it out and see if something goes horribly wrong.
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>>53463820
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/g/579701/c48d3762b1/

is it just me, or is this writing so horrible that it's rather hilarious?
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>>53464036
anon pls
why
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>>53463961
it was sharp, don't feel bad about it

>>53464036
>tags
nope
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Who else /cum/fy tonight?

>Comfy freshl landered flannel sheets
>Smoking on some good bud
>Playing some Guild Wars 2
>listening to some tunes

Flannel sheets are truly god tier for chilly winter mornings.
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>>53464093
>>53464162

hey I warned you~!

srsly though don't read that
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>>53464181
too late
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>>53464175
Pretty comfy under some covers.

>>53464181
Some of it was funny. Stopped halfway in the middle though.
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Best video game ost prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUy_cc7386k
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>>53464175
>smoking
M8 you are going to die because of that
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>>53464395
nice atmoshpere
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>>53463613
>cut
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>>53464175
>Guild Wars 2
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>>53464429

GW2 is FINE

although I haven't played it in a few months
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>>53464448
I only played it for a few months after it came out. It was ass. I heard they added enough content for it to be an actual game now but I don't want to go back.
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I'm off to bed
Night everyone
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>>53464490
Fuck off
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>>53464479

not like it costs you anything to run it and see

>>53464490

night~
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>>53464490
Good night, anon.
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>>53464530
it was an expansion, wasn't it
jewnet isn't getting any more of my shekels, especially with Gungho and the Dept of Education eating most of my free ones.
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>>53464490
Gnight lad.
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just woke up, anyone non-mexican still here
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time,

for sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olGTTzfxNiw
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i wonder where did my character go
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>>53463105
Is this an actual thing? Sounds appealing, especially for us NEETboys but I doubt it.

>>53464175
I tried to go to sleep but failed, so I took a hot shower and now I'm going to play emulators. Pretty comfy.
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>>53464564

There was an expansion awhile ago, although I never played it
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>>53464398
I don't care.
>>53464429
It's honestly terrible now. They dropped the ball with the expansion.
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/g/113003/
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>>53464747
peru...
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>>53464747
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>>53464773
shima is cute
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>>53464800
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>>53464822
shima likes to keep it real
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>>53464854
shima is thirsty
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>>53464872
shima is helpful
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>>53464747
Orico some good ones.
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>>53464742
>now
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>>53465494
he's got the good tags
wish his art was a bit more refined though
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>>53465494
probably my second favorite yuri artist desu
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>>53465553
Who's the first?
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>>53465741
>>
hey guys, what's goin on?
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>>53465828
Listening to my waifu
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>>53465894
do you like grimes?
>>
im so good looking
>>
>>53465947
why not?
>>
>>53465912
Haven't really listened to much of her stuff, but I was coincidentally planning on giving her new album a shot today.
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>>53465535
>>53465794
Sisters settling their disagreements.
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>>53465984
her new ablum's good. earlier stuff is artsier than chvrches.. ethereal even. my favorite album is Visions. gets the best of both worlds: it's innovative but also accessible

>>53465996
ooooo sounds like your like digestive system's preparing for smthing special
>>
>Iceland can't come too

Fuck you, I like them.
>>
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>>53465995
so far, so good
>>
>>53466116
But they are commies.
Did you hear what they did to their bankers? They jailed them! And they nationalized their banks!
>>
>>53466118
im seriously trying to like this new you
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>>53465995
Cute/10
Thanks, anon.
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>>53466278
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>>53466233
you know what im talking about.
unrelated video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
>>
>>53466320
Did you read those ones from a couple days ago?
>>
>>53466387
no no no, I meant im trying in a good way. you are still a joke thou.-
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>>53466320
That one is way too lewd. There's a sex scene in almost every page.
>>
>>53466482
>too lewd
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>>53466562
yes you are
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>>53466453
All but one I have read. Technically two, but one of them looks kinda gay and I'll have to pass on it.

>>53466482
You can always try one of the other 7 chapters, anon. Image technically not related, but sort of is in a way.
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>>53466516
There is such a thing as too lewd, anon.
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>>53466595
>but one of them looks kinda gay
I forgot I tossed that one in there.
>>
>>53466619
link
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>>53466619
But why?

>>53466640
It's mad gay desu.
http://exhentai.org/g/740729/a60500e51d
>>
so my borderline-alcoholic friend started working at a liquor store. should i be concerned?
>>
>>53466617
/g/138026/
/g/91465/
/g/16375/

>>53466679
not gay at all

>>53466732
If he gets fired, yes.
>>
>>53466732
Probably.
>>
>>53466747
>If he gets fired, yes.
what do you mean?? do liquor stores fire troubled alcoholics?
>>
>>53466776
If he's bad off enough that he steals merchandise and/or can't keep a schedule then it's probably a problem.
>>
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>>53466595
>140494
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>>53466747
>not gay at all
It was incredibly gay. There's a boy sucking a man's dick while using what appears to be an iphone in the first few pages.

>>53466819
What's wrong, anon? Did you enjoy that comic?
>>
>>53466926
it's too rapey desu
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>>53466926
>while using what appears to be an iphone
There is literally nothing wrong with using an iphone, and this looks pretty straight to me.
also this >>53466978
At least the ending was sort of cute.
>>
>>53467036
everything gujira draws is straight desu
>>
>>53467036
Using an iPhone is literally worse than killing a pregnant woman and performing an abortion on her with your teeth
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>>53466978
It's okay. There is only about 4 pages of moderate rape.

>>53467036
>There is literally nothing wrong with using an iphone
Page 52 confirms it. Gayest comic around.

>>53467140
Anon pls.
>>
I want a gun 2bh.
It must feel good to own one.
And being safe and all that jazz.
>>
>>53467332
It feels fine.

The only time I ever needed it was when I let my cousin stay with me, and her pile of a shit boyfriend of the time came to my house drunk at 3am.
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>>53467251
>Page 52
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>>53467387
Is it expensive to have one?
Or is the myth that you can buy a 50$ gun and an american flag at wallmart true?
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>>53467455
I skipped there by the thumbnail view.
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>>53467485
There are a range of guns you can get.

I wouldn't trust the ones that are less than $130, but there are a lot of decent ones for less than 250

I spent just under 600 on my Ruger sr40
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>>53467485
You can buy guns at some Walmarts but not for 50 dollars. AK's or AR's can go anywhere from 600 USD to 1200, hunting rifles/shotguns and surplus along with lower quality pistols start at anywhere from 150-300. But putting a price on anything is hard to do because gun scares make the market very chaotic and buying guns from independent sellers can save you hundreds of dollars over retail, and prices vary from state to state, region to region, seller to seller.
>>
>>53467545
Do you need a license to buy them or you just walk into the shop and buy it,like you would do with soap or food?
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>>53467332
You must have a small penis.
>>
>>53467634
No,I just like these kind of stuff.
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>>53467629
It's incredibly easy to buy one without a license, but mine is registered because I have a concealed weapons permit.

But honestly at a lot of places like shows and pawn shops you could probably just buy one. It really depends on the state whether or not you need to file something or not.
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>>53467512
>>
How much is a small 1 room apartment with bathroom in New York in a part of the city where I won't get killed by niggers in my sleep?
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>>53467819
>Wanting to live in New York City

Cities are full of filth.
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>>53467800

It was practically futa so it's okay.
>>53467819
http://www.padmapper.com/

Here you go.
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>>53467930
But i wanna work
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>>53467819
2-5 thousands dollars a month.
>>
>>53467800
Anon pls. Don't imply false things with your smug loli

>>53467819
>New York
Probably too much.

>>53467964
>practically futa
Not even close desu.
>>
>>53467969
You're going to have to do your own research depending on your career choice. NYC is over saturated and the living costs reflect that, you can find plenty of comfy places to live outside of NY state, especially if you are an engineer. Don't fall for the big city meme, avoid LA, NYC, Las Vegas, etc. like the plauge unless you are going into a business career where you'll be making 6 figures.
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>>53467964
>>53468025
This is probably practically futa. Although, I haven't really read it.
>>
>tfw hungry and I still have 3 hours until I'm home

JUST
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>>53468099
Artisan
And leather manufacturing seems to be all in nyc
All I wanna do is move to the us ;_;
>>
literally have to defend "muh heritage" on here because everyone keep assuming i'm arab or muslim. it's easier to pretend i am what they think i am and then tell them i'm not.
i actually feel bad for the real muslims who just want to post but the idiots on here keep shitposting at them.
s m h
t b h
f a m
>>
>>53469484

Hast du mal geschaut, ob du was in Wyoming bekommst? Die haben, oder hatten viel mit Büffeln usw. zu tun. Die Landschaft ist hübsch, aber es soll langweilig sein. Es ist auch ziemlich leer, also solltest du, wenn du dir das vorstellen könntest, schauen ob du was in Cheyenne findest.
>>
>>53466679
broken link
>>
>>53469917
You don't want to read it.
>>
>>53469960
Don't tell that anon what they want to do.
>>
>>53469484
People typically look for a job before moving and not the other way around. Don't limit your options prematurely. Also, NYC might be a bit of a culture shock for a foreigner. Some people like it and some hate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-DZtXC3P0c
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>>53470256
You're right. We should ask.

>>53469917
Anon, is this what flips the switches in your brain and gets your engine going? >>53466926
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>>53470419
Thanks for being considerate. I'm sure that anon will appreciate it.
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>>53470419
oh, is that the same one with the lesbians? I want the lesbian one
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>>53470623
>oh, is that the same one with the lesbians?
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>>53470623
Gujira only draws man-dick in man-butt senpai
>>
This thread is gay and lewd.
>>
>>53470581
It looks like he wants pure yuri. None of that gay stuff.

>>53470623
>oh, is that the same one with the lesbians?
It's not at all. Furthest thing from it.

Do you have a specific one you are looking for?
>>
>>53470679
well that's disappointing. nvm then
>>
>>53470679
false, his best one is that gyaru train one
/g/114187/
/g/114057/
/g/114187/
/g/124909/
>>
>>53470702
what's the one with shima >>53464872
>>
>>53470738
sen to man
non-lewd
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>>53470700
>gay
It wasn't supposed to be this way desu.
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>>53470808
I ran out of yuri to post desu.
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im not sleeping
im drinking this shitty canadian whiskey until i fucking die
>>
>>53462251
hands off greenland you fucks
>>
>>53470868
Canadian club?
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>>53470832
>ran out of yuri
That's horrible. I'm pretty much out too.
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>>53470893
>Canadian Club
heh, no
Crown Royal.
>>
>>53470734
Ayy forgot about those.

>>53470700
8-9 AM is still latenight for /cum/
>>
>cum general
bit gay lads
>>
>>53470996
You don't know the half of it.
>>
>>53470832
>>53470928
No problem lads, I got you covered.
/g/142359/41/
>>
>>53470996
Says the goddamn wankster himself.
How's the lads?
>>
>>53471048
This is the second gayest thing posted in this thread.
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good morning~
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>>53471099
>>
>>53471098
Pretty sure it's the first by quantity, unless I'm forgetting something.
>>
>>53471098
They're both girls senpai. I don't see why you're apprehensive
>>
So I have the rest of the week to myself and I need to fix my sleep schedule before classes start. Does anyone else have this problem? I want to stay awake to go to bed at a reasonable time again, but it feels like hell.
>>
I work in healthcare and I can't stand all the fags that are "educators" and have medicaid. There are too many white people in their late 20s and 30s on medicare because of depression. I just want you all to know that.
>>
>>53471134
A guy being railed while on his iphone is just kind of hard to beat in my opinion.

>>53471137
Nope.
>>
>>53471220
fuck it
night
>>
>>53471356
You should just stay up unless you feel like something is going to internally implode inside of you.
>>
>>53471242
So if I found something with two iPhones would it be gayer?

>>53471223
If I were a teacher I'd be depressed to desu
>>
>>53471356

Night
>>
>>53471424
Mathematically, two iphones + gay intercourse would indeed make it gayer.
>>
>>53471482
What about just two iphones?
>>
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>>53471523
>>
>>53471523
I think the gay intercourse may weigh heavier.
>>
>>53471223
Where I live (Vermont), liberal trustfunders from out of state see having medicaid as some sort of honor because it means you're working for yourself, and "own your own business." People that grew up here, especially poorer people see it as a shameful thing to have.
>>
>>53471393
thats a little far to wait anon
>>
>>53473182
You have a pretty normal sleep schedule now, don't you?
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>>53473258
currently ye

it wont last much longer though
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>>53473420
>it wont last much longer though
Good. It's for the best.
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>>53473483
its such a shame im missing out on discussions from stuff like >>53471048 and >>53466679

good to see you're still being given new, pure material though
>>
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why do i do this to myself
>>
>>53473633
because its fun probably

do what?
>>
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>>53473669
stay up
>>
>>53473626
>good to see you're still being given new, pure material though
I don't know what you're talking about, anon. I denied both of those.

>>53473743
Because it's fun.
>>
morning /cum/
>>
imagining life with the oneitis buds
>>
Hello Americans, I need your help
One american flag poster in /rus/ said she's actuall american. We don't belive her because she recorded 3 vocarro, 2 of them with the clear evidens of her Russian/Unrainian nature.
But I'm still think, maube I mistaked. So, please, read her posts and say, is it actuall English native speaker or not:
>No I've never heard them mentioned. I like older sci-fi so I'll have to check them out. Asimov is obviously very well known but he came here when he was three. There is actually a funny letter from Robert Heinlein to Phillip K. Dick basically saying L.Ron Hubbard was a con artist and was asking for money again and that Phillip should make sure Asimov doesn't give him any.
>rate my russian, trying to do better accent
>i gave it my best shot at
>Кopaбли лaвиpoвaли лaвиpoвaли, дa нe вылaвиpoвaли.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hTr0Q98lUJ
>nor that
i've only been studying moonrunes for a week, but have my pronunciation down
>thanks, i'll continue to try and learn my best, i use google translate tвн and it isn't translating anything you are saying
>what do you mean it translates?
>and i'm not russian but thanks for the compliments
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q3XPZ98C4I
easy
>i'm a native american and have never been to russia once in my life, i seriously can't understand russian and i can write in english better than any of you ever could
>ok stop it i know what idi nahui is because i play cs
>here's me saying the peter piper tongue twister for even MORE proof
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocVsFBzvHQ
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>>53473825
just because you "deny" them doesn't mean they're not pure anon

>>53473833
good morning!
>>
>>53474642
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ocVsFBzvHQ
this doesn't sound like a native english speaker to me
>>
>>53474642
Well, the accent isn't American. And no American would call themselves "native American" in that sense because the term is associated almost exclusively with the Native Americans/Indians/Aboriginals/Amerindians/feather wearing red men.
>>
Why should I like girls?
>>
>>53475123
good question desu
>>
>>53474642
Not native English.

>>53474710
But, I have the best standard of purity. So it's fair.
>>
>>53475123
Who said that you should?
>>
>>53475264
Society.
>>
>>53475123
You can let your dick hibernate inside them until spring like some sort of dick bear.
>>
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>>53475249
im not sure about that anon. you seem to put your self interest before whats really pure and whats not

>>53475360
>>
>>53474642
I'm not sure where to place her accent, but it certainly isn't Canadian, American, British, Irish, Scottish or Australian. Definitely sounds European and from a country where English is a trade language and not a mother tongue. It's not even Swedish levels of English, it's full blown European.
>>
>>53475804
>>53475804
>>53475804
>>53475804
New thread
>>
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Are all those young people in Texas Mexicans? And all those under-18s in Idaho white Mormons?
>>
>>53474642
stop it i'm american
>>53475123
don't
>>
>>53475419
test
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>>53477759
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>>53478063
Just checking for fun. I don't really have anything to say.
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>>53478193
almost makes me think you have something you want to say desu
>>
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>>53478349
Nope. Nothing at all.
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>>53478501
you might be interested to know that i might post something later. maybe. probably not.

no promises
>>
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>>53478705
I will promise about 3 somethings if that something you are talking about is the something that I think it is.
>>
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>>53478807
havent you already promised at least one something that you still havent delivered on?
>>
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>>53478914
Technically I only promised it to one person.
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>>53478995
technicalities arent very fun anon
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>>53479088
But, it's true. Which would mean that I owe nothing.

It feels quite shameful using these somethings as bargaining chips desu.
>>
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>>53479340
What's so shameful about trying to get what you really want?
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