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future superpower reporting in

>>53462007
but do you have a goat culture?

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>>53461986
>Brazil


>>53462025
>do you have a goat culture?
Yes, they have lots of Goat fuckers in the Netherlands.

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>>53461986

You're also projected to be a world power by 2020 and we all know how that is working out.

>>53461986
Prepare for nuclear war
It'll happen before 2050

hi

>>53462228
i wish
not against pakistan though

>>53462228
What will happen to the white servants?

>>53462364
men to be conscripted
women to be interbred with

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>>53461986
>welcome: future superpowers, countries with goat cultures

Hello

>>53462733
>British """" culture """"

>>53463378
R U D E
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Sup ma boisssssss
How's your year coming along?
Me? I wish a giant rock would fall out of the sky and landed straight in my head.

>>53462476
this.

>>53464029
I wish I would die in my sleep.

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>>53463378

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>>53462228
no, it happens in 2077

>>53461986
>89% of the BR population make less than the American minimum wage
>government changed the definition of middle class
>now if you make the BR minimum wage (220 dollars/month) you're considered middle class
I could talk all day about the shit the government "redefined" to make things look good. I wouldn't be surprised if they just changed the definition of superpower to put us in the list.

>>53469745
Why 2077...?

Reporting

>>53470749
DESIGNATED

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There's a trade war going on. Americans are dumping their overproduced substandard agricultural products on other countries far below production costs and if they refuse to accept the dumping their exports get banned from America.

Free Trade is a myth.

>>53470749
The geopolitical situation that leads to the outbreak of the long-feared global nuclear war was prompted primarily by the onset of a worldwide energy crisis when the supplies of fossil fuels finally began to run out around the year2050.

The result of this energy crisis is an increasing scramble by all of the advanced, industrialized nations to secure the few remaining supplies of untapped petroleum around the world. Ultimately, a series of military conflicts driven by this hunger for natural resources consumes the planet.

As theUnited Nationstried with little success to keep the peace, many of that organization's member-states pulled out, and the United Nations was disbanded. Next, following the breakdown of trade talks and the unilateral American exploitation of the world's last newly discovered reserves of crude oil, theChinese invadeAlaskain2066in pursuit of the state's remaining oil reserves.

The United States retaliates against the Chinese by launching its own costly invasion of the Chinese mainland in2074to reduce Chinese pressure on the Alaskan front. Despite initial costly setbacks, this strategy proves successful and American forces liberated the Alaskan city ofAnchorageand forced the ChinesePeople's Liberation Armyto retreat entirely from American soil in January 2077. This victory was largely won due to the more advanced military technology developed by the United States during the conflict. Many smaller nations went bankrupt in the ensuing conflict as their economies collapsed due to the increasing shortage of fossil-fuels. The Resource Wars ended with the Great War in 2077.

if your country experinced less than 3 suicide bombings in this year, you are pretty much first world.

>>53471135
This happened nearly a century ago here, are you all not aware that Americans are not the good guys already?

>tfw neither going to become a superpower nor have a relevant, interesting or original culture

>>53471212
yeah nice plot, only problem i have with that is:
- energy efficiency by 2050
- renewable power sources. eg solar power farms in the desert that transform sea water in hydrogen.
- Antarctica. an entire continent of untapped resources.

>>53471451
I think that on the FO universe there are no transistors, or complex circuits until 2050, so you probably wouldn't be able to apply all of that on an industrial scale

>>53471509
you literally just need mirrors to produce power with the sun

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superpower itt

>tfw living in a mudslime third world shithole

>>53471586
Not mirrors man semiconductor materials like photo diodes which produces photo electricity

A
FUCKING
WAGON
WHEEL

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>>53471760
dude...

Do you know why we're called third world? Because in the solar system, the third world is Earth, which means we're all Earthlings. The so-called first worlders are invaders from outside our world, just look at their history, they invade, they pillage, they destroy our culture, they are alien of our country! They do not belong in Earth. Death to first worlders.

>>53471729
It can't be that bad. A lot better than most other neighbouring countries.

>>53471786

Putang ina mo :)

>>53471925
nobody actually says third world (historically the non aligned countries during the cold war) any more, and you live in a newly industrialized country.

>>53471925
makes sense desu

am i welcome here?
we are poor according to IMF

>>53471851
Good luck keeping a million mirrors aligned with the sun all day through all the seasons without a computer

>>53471851
>>53473064
And now that I think about it, there's something like that on NV, but take into account that highly developed countries consume a ton of energy, especially if you're running out of fossil fuels. You'd need a solar power plant the size of an entire country

>>53462067
We are the country of the future, as we will always be.