thinking of moving to Norway, good or bad idea?

Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.

Norway is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the norwegians as subhumans and wants norwegian clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know norway as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find norway on the map and consistently mistook norway for either sweden or finland.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Norway is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Norway was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes norway literally the shithole of europe.

So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.

>>53458865
Do you know the language
If not, bad idea

>>53459123
you obviously replaced the world poland with norway lmao

>>53459276
the word*

>>53458865
Good if you wanna make money, move to a place close so Sweden so can buy stuff cheaper and without the crazy taxes. The things the german wrote is partly true.

>>53458865
meh
>>53459276
>the world poland
JUST YOU WAIT

>>53458865
No, what would you do here? Work? If you don't work you're gonna be one of those poor immigrants eating raw hotdogs on white bread for every meal, with no social interaction as you don't speak the language.

there's not much here that you can't get in the UK

that said I'd rather have a brit than a syrian

>>53459276
>the world poland

imagine...

>>53459123
Sounds alittlebit like our bachlaou Brother portugal

>>53459123
We are lovers not fighters. We prefer to make love with vimmin rather than fighting with men

>>53459123
I thought germans loved us :^(

>>53464443
History tells otherwize

>>53459123
Pretty accurate for a pasta.

>>53464485
How so? There isn't anything history related telling germans didn't like Norway.

>>53459508
>poor
>white bread for every meal, with no social interaction
But that's what I am here.

>>53464790
Hmm lets see. Invasion, burn down half of the country and massacre. Oh Yeah they love us

>>53459123
>t. refugee

>>53464995
They did that to every country in Europe as well, it was war. Nothing personal and we were resisting.

Lær deg historie Roy.

>>53464995
topkek
pampered babies you fags are
poland and russia was burned down, you had a comfy occupation

>>53465419
Norway was the most ruined country after the war. That is a historical fact. Russia is too big, it would take ages to destroy half of it

>>53465630
Source?
Norway lost 0,3% of its population, Germany closer to 11%

>>53465722
Lebensborn detected. I thought we deported all of you back in the days

>>53465630
in norgayan fairytale history probably
nobody can take it seriously though

>>53465779
Give me rimjob

no
black metal is dead

>>53459123
Stealing the Poland copy pasta I see

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>>53459123
5/5

>>53465841
Black metal is for edgy 14 year olds anyway.

Finns are the only ones making decent metal.

>>53465841
There are probably still some bm in Norway but we dont hear much about it.

>>53459123
^this desu^
Might as well live in Belarus or something.

>>53466884
I watched a norwegian belarus wedding video not long ago. Dem belarus wimins look crazy maaan

>>53467737
And i found it again. Dont ask me why i look at wedding videos http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_mx-nvyWM

>>53459123
Should've put more effort into this one, Hans, because it's pretty much wrong on every single point.

>>53458865
>>53459123
Yes he's right
Don't come here
Especially brits, they're the ones that caused this

>>53465630
>Norway was the most ruined country after the war.
what is Poland

>>53462001
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>>53468835

All me to be quite honest desu

>>53468957
don't come here bls

>>53459123
not even mad since it's so obvious copy pasta intended for some other country

>>53458865
Sure, if you're white.

>tfw want to move to Bergen with a Czech qt

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>>53459123
>Its as big as germany with half the population