Why do Romans and by extension, Italians, have such small penises?
Cause most Italians are autistic neckbeards who couldn't attract a woman to save their lives.
>Judging people by their flaccid penises
They're the very opposite. They're largely conniving little adolescents who view getting one over each other as the pinnacle of human development, and yet cannot see why their sloth and edgy teen-like cynicism results in shitty public services, rampant corruption and people having to live with mommy and daddy until they're 30.