Which country do you favour in Middle East? I like actually like

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>>53453141
Israel.

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>>53453141
Syria.

>>53453141
Unironically Israel. Oman seems decent too.

The rest I sincerely wish for eveyone in them to die though.

>>53453141
ISIS \(^_^)/

>>53453141
Arab here. South Yemeni, to be exact.

Saudi Arabia is suspicious at times, but overall they've been bros the past few years helping Southern Yemen fight off the Houthis from the North.
Oman isn't even fully Arab, as they are primarily a mixture of Portuguese, Arab, Indian, and East African.

The rest of the gulf states (UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, & Kuwait) are all bros to each other with too much time, money, and oil on their hands.

Turkey is pretty cool, though Turks can get a bit annoying with "we was da best!!" (Ottoman Empire)

Jordan keeps to itself, much like Oman, but recently began getting involved. Jordanians are chill, I guess.

Syrians and Lebs are known for being the best looking Arab, but are usually the least attractive with respect to personality.

Israel is alright, if not for their shitty government. Love to see two-state solution in the coming years.

>>53455145
which arab country likes kafir men the most?

Israel by far

>>53455220
Dunno. I'd say go to the North Africa region as opposed to West Asia since Asian Arabs are more conservative.

Stupid southern habeshi always ruining shit

>>53453141

Lebanon

Persia

Jordan seems pretty nice. It gives off a "we're conservative, but tolerant" vibe.

Lebanon would be alright, except it suffers from bi-polar.

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Kuwait

They are BY FAR the best ME country.

They also unironically have the strongest currency in the world.

>>53456171
aren't they the fattest country in the world?

>>53455957
butthurt houthi dihbashi detected <3

>>53456200
I don't know about that but their court systems don't have Sharia Law and their women have actual rights.

It's also developed and peaceful despite being a tiny enclave next to Iraq.

>>53455145
>Arab here.
your opinion is worthless

>>53456309
It's not an enclave though

>>53456384
Iraqi and Kuwaiti culture are different

There's a reason they don't want to be part of Iraq

The Lebanese, they are pretty chill.

Going to have to go with Israel. I hate a Jew but I currently respect their indiscriminate, nearly criminal, kebab removal.

>>53453141
Jordan and Lebanon are nice.

>>53453141
Israel and Turkey.

>secular
>powerful militaries
>influence in ME
>good cultures
>not sand niggers
>allies of West

Thank fuck they're building relations now

>>53456309
An enclave is any portion of a state that is entirely surrounded by the territory of a single other state

Syria, Iran, Lebanon and Jordan.
Pretty much the only non-enemies of Europe.

inb4 gulf states allies
allies don't fund terrorists in your countries and extremist mosques
inb4 israel
60% of the reasons Muslims hate Europe are because of israel

>>53458789
forgot
inb4 Turkey
Isis collaborators

>>53458833
>Isis collaborators

is that what putin told you

>>53453141
Lebanon, Iran and Jordania they dont hate europe but hate kikes-saudis win-win

>>53458856
Don't even attempt to deny it

>>53458856
is that what Erdogan tells you to reply?
There's so much evidence without Russia saying anything.

>>53453141
Israel or Jordon.

>>53458906
deny what exactly? well you are free to believe putinbots who claims erdogan smuggles oil by using YPG owned kurdish territory and refines it in opposition owned refinery.

>>53458928
like what?

>>53458856
No is what we see after you set the swarm of refugess free to come to Europe

>>53458953
Bilal Erdogan Maltese shipping company smuggling oil.
His sister running a hospital for Isis fighters.

>>53458706
>a portion of territory within or surrounded by a larger territory whose inhabitants are culturally or ethnically distinct.

fuck off autist

>>53458997
>Bilal Erdogan Maltese shipping company smuggling oil

bahaha nice joke

>His sister running a hospital for Isis fighters
no shit.

>>53459017
>call it a joke, pretend not to believe it, move on
nice one terrorist collaborator.

>>53459041
you need to present proofs m9

>>53459007
i literally copied it from wikipedia
gas yourself

>>53459017
>bahaha nice joke
Your supreme leader Erdogan told you to answer that? or was it a fatwa from Abu-Bakr(PBUH)?

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israel desu

>>53453141
Kuwait. They are the best Arabs.

>>53459065
I literally copied it from Websters dictionary

off yourself lad

>>53459063
already did it, you call them jokes, i don't need to do anything else, you are a liar, why bother?

>>53459300
>Bilal Erdogan Maltese shipping company smuggling oil.
>His sister running a hospital for Isis fighters.

those are claims and not proofs m9

>>53453194
>>53453330
>>53455439
All these

Israel is the only answer

Arianna Grandestan is the best stan and if you disagree with me then you probably like Taylor Swiftstan more, which is objectively an acceptable choice too

Lebanon, too pad Palestinians had to ruin it.

>>53459337
Very good goy, the only place outside of Holywood is Israel

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>>53453141
None, they're all shit

>>53459388
how bout i give u my holy wood bby ;)

>>53459332
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-11-25/meet-man-who-funds-isis-bilal-erdogan-son-turkeys-president

....

>>53459447
inb4 source

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2015/12/03/more-coming-out-on-isis-kingpin-bilal-erdogan/
http://washingtonweeklynews.com/meet-the-man-who-funds-isis-bilal-erdogan-the-son-of-turkeys-president/
http://jewishbusinessnews.com/2015/12/01/isis-oil-trade-full-frontal-raqqas-rockefellers-bilal-erdogan-krg-crude-and-the-israel-connection/

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>>53453141

Omani here, from Muscat...

Saudi Arabians are stuck up racist dicks, most are spoiled by their daddies, fuck'em

UAE are mostly bro-tier, their government tried fucking with us but got caught lel

Qatari/Kuwaitis are fat buffoons. Bretty rich but kinda stupid desu

Bahrainis... idk who cares lol

Yemenis are literal mehicans jumping the border, stealing cars, and running back. Fuck them too.

Now to Omanis.

People from the North are super mixed, religion wise, Muslims(Ibadis, Shiites, and Sunnis), also Hindus. They are also mixed race wise, Arabs, Southeast Asians, East Africans, indians, persians, baluchis, etc. Most are bro-tier

Southerners are hicks. Just think of American rednecks and there you have it.

>the yemini implying omanis have alberto barbosa blood
You dumb senpai? Won't even give you a (you)

>>53459514
Omanis are cool
they don't get themselfs blowed up at least
They also have a beutiful cunt

Iran : -)

>>53453141
At least in Israel, the opposite gender isn't regarded as a sextoy/footstool.

Fuck Israel, too.

>>53453141
iran, syria, lebanon and palestine

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>>53459499
all of those sources quoting zaman. even if they are right these only say erdogan and iraqi kurds are jewing baghdat aka iran's proxy.
and they use this pic and told everyone those guys are ISIS commanders although they are barely kebab-shop owners.
it's how hard they shill.

>>53457916
this

>>53459761
How can you like Syria, Lebanon and Palestine when Palestine and Syria tried to destroy Lebanon 40 years ago and made unrepairable damage to the christian communities there ?

>>53459821
lel there are pictures of thousands of oil trucks coming from isis controlled territory to turkey

>>53457916
>secular

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anywhere east of Izmir is not secular.

>allies of the West
Yeah because supporting Al-Nusra, bombing Kurds, and almost starting WW3 is being an ally.

>good cultures
Haven't been to Turkey have you?

>not sand niggers
In America they are considered non-hispanic white so yeah I guess.

Finally, Turkey is a literal Putin-style authoritarian dictatorship.

turkmenistan

Oman I guess.

>>53458953
http://www.businessinsider.com/links-between-turkey-and-isis-are-now-undeniable-2015-7

According to our CIA.

I don't knwo enough about ME to have a favorite country, but Iran seems like a country with great history and culture.

>>53460004
how is it related to government my fellow putinbot?

>>53460370
>Natasha
goes to trash.

T U R K E Y
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>>53453141
Iran

t. diaspora

Also a fan of turkey, lebanon (lebanese Christians are kinda crazy though desu senpai) , syria and israel (had childhood friends from these countries.

It's funnt because only two of those countries actually have "stan" in their name.

>>53460485
You muslim?

>>53460428
I don't know senpai, maybe read the article.

The officer killed in the raid, Islamic State official Abu Sayyaf, was responsible for directing the terror army's oil and gas operations in Syria. The Islamic State (aka ISIS, ISIL, or Daesh) earns up to $10 million a month selling oil on black markets.

Documents and flash drives seized during the Sayyaf raid reportedly revealed links "so clear" and "undeniable" between Turkey and ISIS "that they could end up having profound policy implications for the relationship between us and Ankara," senior Western official familiar with the captured intelligence told the Guardian.

NATO member Turkey has long been accused by experts, Kurds, and even Joe Biden of enabling ISIS by turning a blind eye to the vast smuggling networks of weapons and fighters during the ongoing Syrian war.

The move by the ruling AKP party was apparently part of ongoing attempts to trigger the downfall of Syrian President Bashar Assad's regime.

Ankara officially ended its loose border policy last year, but not before its southern frontier became a transit point for cheap oil, weapons, foreign fighters, and pillaged antiquities.

Turkey
Atatürk is my husbando

>>53453141
Oman, Lebanon, Qatar, and Turkey I guess, but they're not really in mideast

>>53460342
That's all Erdoğan's fault. He is a crypto-arab sent to ruin Turkey.

I mean all memes aside the obvious answers are Israel, UAE, Oman and turkey. If you answered anything else you're wrong, stupid, and should feel bad

>>53456200
Those two are probably related ;)

>>53453141
I like iran, the underdog against the entire sunni middle east and united states puppet states, and they had an empire at one point in history.

>>53461313
>not mentioning Kuwait

>>53453141
Israel of course. I mean how there can unironally be other real options?

>>53461201
> senior Western official familiar with the captured intelligence told the Guardian.

who? This all seems like allegations. Also none of this really implies the government was responsible desu

>>53459667

Thanks bb, Persians are also bro-tier.

>>53456309
>It's also developed and peaceful despite being a tiny enclave next to Iraq.

thanks to the first US war with Iraq.

fucking world police. Yankee go home!

Durkey and us 2bh

Kuwait stronk

Iran, Lebannon and Siria

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>>53462355

>>53462478
DELETE THIS

Anyone who says something other than Israel is a utter moron. Israel is a secular western-style state. Live in Tel Aviv and you'll feel right at home

>>53461290
one minute!

>>53462517
I'd choose Jordan over Israel, at least in Jordan I won't get stabbed

>>53462563
Arabs are all faggots, Jewish grills are much more qt and I can actually drink beer with them

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>>53453141
none of them.

Israel is by far the only really functioning first world nation in the Middle East. Yes I know "bloo bloo bloo they are mean to Muslims". Meanwhile Muslims constantly threaten to "wipe them off the map". Fuck off with this! There are dozens of Muslim nations already.

Pakistan and Afghanistan aren't even in the middle east. They are in South Asia.

Tbh prefer to be rich arab in qatar right now

>>53462563
Thats backwards idiot
Muzzies are the ones stabbing

>>53453141
Cyprus is okay, even though its divided

>>53462649
>be in Israel
>be bystander
>get shot and beaten to death

>>53461290
dis

Iran

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>>53462507

>mfw annexed the "country" of Kuwait in 2 days

If I had to pick one place in the Middle East to live, it would be Israel. Everywhere else has too many Muslims.

Not even joking, Israel is the only serious correct answer

>>53462550
I don't understand

>>53463485
google erdogan one minute

>>53455145

Gulf Arabs are literally cancer of Middle East.

No History
No Culture
Only Oil & Gas and Tribalism and Inbreeding

>>53453381
Astighfirullah >__<!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53463198
rip

>>53461290
Why is every Israelien poster I have seen until nowwas so based.

>>53453141
If you mean government wise, probably Iran, Iraq and Oman.

>>53460342
see,
>>53458856
>Yeah because supporting Al-Nusra
we didn't support al-nusra
>Kurds
fuck kurds
>muh ww3
we protected our borders
>le sand niggers
turkey doesn't have sand.

>>53453141
Iran

Shia people seem much better than Sunni mass zealots.

>>53453141
>Which country do you favour in Middle East?
>I like actually like turkey regardless of their history
>It seems like a decent country

*double facepalm.jpg*

My favourite middleeastern country is Armenia , offcourse.
Followed by southern cyprus and Israel.

>>53461313
Armenia, Southern Cyprus and Israel.

What you gonna do now?

Jordan
Lebanon

>>53466081
>>53466155
Caucasus isn't Middle East though

>>53465982
>we didn't support al-nusra
Except wikileaks tells the opposite. But even USA supported al-Nusra. because Americans never learn.

>fuck kurds
the only difference is the language. so fuck Turks a like.

>we protected our borders
looool Syria is not Turkey. protect your borders in Turkey. Everyone knows it wasn't sponatnious accident, but a planned provocation of a nuclear power that is systematically erasing all Turkic population in Syria while you have to sit on your ass and watch.

>>53466306
Do you know Armenians?

>>53466356
is it a food?

nobody, all of them are human's genetical trash and fail of evolution.

Lebanon because they are the most French and also the most Christian.

>>53466309
>russia violates turkish airspace
>turkey does nothing
>eheh turkey get cucked

>russia violates turkish airspace
>glorious turkey shoots down bydlo jet
>oy vey you are hiding behind US, you are aggressor

send us another jet ivan. we will test something ;)

>>53466356
it's a geographical thing, Caucasus is a separate region from ME
also Armenians are different from Arabs, Turks or Persians

>good
Israel and Oman.
>meh
Kuwait, UAE and Qatar.
>glass 'em tier
Everyone else.

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For history:
Iran>Egypt>Turkey>Iraq=Syria>Afghanistan>North Africa>Isreal=Saudi Arabia>Gulf States

>>53453141
Israel, Egypt

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>>53453141
Israel and Lebanon. Gas the rest.

>>53466450
+5 erdo points for your posts

>>53453141
Oman, Persia and Turkey.

>>53459514
hey.

there can be only one.

>>53453141
Iran. They were on track to actually have their shit together and be a proper country in the middle east before British and American faggots fucked it up. It's a real shame that Eurocucks and Mongols shat on the whole region for a good 600 years. Ottoman Turks were only one step above steppe barbarians, the middle east should have stayed a Caliphate.

>>53453141
Memet

>>53457916
>secular
>allies of west
>influence in ME

>American """"""education""""""

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Mine. Christian lebs and a portion of turkey are also fine

>>53453141
israel

>>53453141
Have only been to UAE so far.
Personally I would give a vote to Iran, followed by Oman. Have some mixed feelings towards Turkey, Israel and Lebanon.

Also:
>What the fuck is and happens in Bahrain?

>>53453141
Cyprus and Israel :^)

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Cyprus, Armenia, Georgia, Israel, Assad-Syria, Lebanon, Persia, Kurdistan and Assyria.

>>53470782
Anything beside dub humanoid Sand Niggers and Turks, so just Persia

Oman desu they have one of the lowest terrorist ratings in the world

Oman and Iran.
Sunnis are what's holding islam back from modernising.

The artist formerly known as Persia. Shame it became so radicalized, although the media likes to portray it as the modern incarnation of Nazi Germany, Saudi Arabia is the true scum of the world.

>>53457916
>Israel and Turkey
>secular
>allies of the west
>good cultures
nice meme

>>53461313
good answer but you forgot Jordan and Kuwait 2bh

>>53453141
Iran because based persian empire and Aryan qt

kurdistan

>>53467578
tebrikler! avrupa pasaportu kazandınız :D

>>53475732
Sikmişşin hocam ekşici piçini :DDD

>>53453141
In my opinion it's Israel > Turkey > UAE > Jordan > Lebanon > all the rest >>>>> Syria/Iraq/ISIS

Durgey D

>>53457916
>secular
we were never secular but laic.

>powerful militaries
not in top10, also we wouldnt be even in top50 if our culture doesnt support militarism + excessive discipline

>inflence in ME
not friendly with governments, maybe people but arabs are traitors so doesnt matter for us

>good culture
it was good until AKP fucking up countries happiness

>not-sand nigger
true for western turkey but you wont make a difference btw an arab and eastern anatolian

>allies of west
government always seems alliy with you but form left-wing to the right-wing sees americuck as "biggest threat to worlds peace" also people are mad against EU for cucking in their door for +55 years. Also i remember erdogan offered to putin for joining shangai a few years ago

>>53453141
lebanon before it got the poor-innocent-muslim-refugee treatment

>>53453141
No country in the ME is "good".
The only decent one is Israel.
Quasi-acceptable ones are Turkey, Oman, maybe UAE or Lebanon if you want to stretch it.

And that's it. But nobody makes the "good" cut imo.

>>53457916
>secular
please take this haram post out or I'll call the sharia police on your kuffar ass
the Izmir version would be
ENGLISH IS A RACIST WHITE LANGUAGE USE ISIZULU OR ILL CALL THE DIVERSITY POLICE ON YOU
No, Izmir's not the super safe secular t.Atatürk place, its the national international breeding grounds.

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>>53453141
Syria

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>>53453141

Israel, enslave/kill the rest.
They're the reason we can't have nice things.

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>>53486990
this t.b.h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OPLnKaXTAI