/brit/

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cara

Cara is a slut

maisie

top scottish bants ere lads, it's worth watching the whole thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KGfp2aTnHs

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emily

Janny is going to freak

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>Things that gave you boners as a kid

>>53450722

Cara is a lesbian.

0753
good lord i hope that post is bait

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th for phhhhhhoooooaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr arse peng slags tb h wahey

spent all day writing an essay due for 11:55pm today lads, just submitted it now. why do i do this every time? haha

£8m goes FAR in Yorkshire.

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-34758540.html

>>53450695
I would FUCKING DEMOLISH this girl in a boxing match

>>53450860
HORRIFIC

who /literallydyingbecauseofuni/ here

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>>53450860
heard you could buy an entire river for that much haha

normies are just living lies lads
they hold shallow convictions to earn interesting-person points among their social circle and to delude themselves into thinking their life is worth more than stocking a few shelves or crunching a few numbers

>>53450892
drop out lmao

>>53450860
>Wentworth Woodhouse is for sale

Favourite country house desu

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>i refer to academic establishments with the idiom "uni"

is turkey worth visiting lads

>>53450904
t. buttblasted londoner who's mad 8m only gets him a cardboard box

>>53450892
fucking me lad

these exams are fucking mental

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How can i achieve this look?

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>>53450793
Same lifter but like 8 years earlier.

>>53450955
>idiom
lad

>>53450916
truth, I work in a bar with a bunch of people who are like GCSE educated at maximum and they are always having drama and acting like everything is a big deal at work, when its literally pulling pints and no1 should give a shit.

unwarranted self importance if I ever saw it

>>53450973
>quite clearly has an essex flag

f*cking mong

>being young and right wing
>being old and left wing

LMAO what is the point
literally meme political views for those ages

>>53450753
clearly not scottish

shilling for Trump on reddit desu

>>53451016
>i have country flags installed

t. autist

if i was in tally the network would have just resetted about a minute ago

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>tfw I just discovered my waifus alternate channel with few #rare unseen vids

>>53451038
most young people are right wing economically

>>53451038
I have also read that quote from Winston Churchill.

row bullies row
them liverpool judies have got us in tow

just flossed

>>53450922
WEW I WISH

>>53450974
>lad

alri?????

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>Perfume went shit after ⊿

>>53451038
young right wing people, like those here are only made that way because of increased exposure to the globe that results of being a shut-in ironic as that sounds. they just reach those older person perpectives at younger ages because they have had less to focus on like social lives and friends

>>53450945

It's magnificent. I don't understand why it's so cheap.

>>53451061
why are you in the extra flags general then?

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help /brit/ I need 4 more generals

Lads, David Bowie wrote a song about /brit/ before he died and told me to post it here. So enjoy :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus

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>Friend invites me to stand up comedy
>Say Yes cause never been and sounds cool
>Hear its Reginald D Hunter
>Even more excited
>Already said Yes anyway
>Click on the link
>It's 2 comedians
>1 of them is a woman
>Already said yes

>>53451127
additionally I kinda think left wing is the default for people who dont actually take an interest or know anything about politics

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>>53451126
that chvvn was Added To The List
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOXGKTrsRNg

Extra flags is the cancer of /brit/

>>53451157
slit your wrists a bleach bath, PLEASE. Alternatively go back to reddit.

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>extra flags

>>53451172
>Hear its Reginald D Hunter
>Even more excited

faggot

>using reddit flags

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Extra flags is the cancer of /brit/, literally reddit tier faggots fuck off

bowie and bill crosby, two peados

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

>Haha, hey I'm Essex xD
>Wow hey Essex I'm Hampshire LOL

fuck off, insufferable spergs.

>>53451230
delete this lancashire

>>53451231
Reginald D Hunter is good 2bh
one of the only vaguely right wing comedians

>>53451231
Nothing gets me going more than a tall confident black man

>>53451141
It probably requires massive renovation work.

haha hey i'm essex

>>53450695
gonna NEED this one in hi-res family

Kanye is the only person who comes close to bowie today.

>>53451231
Fuck off Rorke, Reg is based.

Best way to piss of your mate after they trolled you?

>>53451276
ahhh

2 out of 3.

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>haha hey guys I don't have extra flags
>yes I don't need extra flags
>extra flags is cancer hmmm yess!!

>>53451257
memes

I had absolutely no idea who David Bowie, Robin Williams or Christopher Lee are. My guess is that they're left-wing retards who normies love.

>>53451307
This tbqh. It will become apparent in time.

JAJAJAJJAJAJJAJAJJAJA MIREN LOS PIRATAS EN SU PROPIO THREAD AJAJJAJAJAJAJJ

YO NO PUEDO MAS SENIORES

>>53451307
bowie was just some faggot who spent too much time on /fa/ and /mu/. Literally.

>>53451257
kek I keep seeing people get Bing Crosby and Bill Cosby mixed up

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Extra flags is the cancer of /brit/, literally reddit tier faggots fuck off

@53451361
do NOT give him the satisfaction

he wants your (You)s

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>"don't just stare at them, anon. Kiss them!"

I wrote some poetry

I'm uneasy.
I'm uneasy.
I'm afraid of being disliked by everyone.
I'm afraid of being hurt.
But I'm even more afraid of hurting other people.
But I've already hurt them.
I've already hurt the people who matter most to me.
That's why I can't let myself like other people.
That's why I hurt myself.
And so, I am disliked.
And so, I am hated.
I mustn't let myself like anyone.
That's why I hurt myself.
Tenderness is the greatest cruelty
If I entrust my heart to another, I'll be devastated in the end
If another heart touches my own, that person will be hurt
And so, I can only be devastated
All I can do is return to nothing
Let me return to nothing
Let me return to nothing
It is a place filled with tenderness
A place without the pain of reality
Where my heart will not tremble
Let me return to nothing
Let me return to nothing
Where there is no one else, let me return to nothing
Let me return to nothing
Let me return to nothing
Where nothing can hurt me, let me return to nothing..

>>53451337
Shut up Lisicki you ugly cunt you are none of those things

>Why yes, I do have Histrionic Flags
>Please pay attention to me XD

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Just lit a banger and forced it up my arse

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>i use extra flags and consider myself part of a poster-elite as a result

>>53451361
>Robin Williams
Nah he was a weeb who named his daughter after the Nintendo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5FmFaK7pMU

>>53451161
>/brit/ isn't #1

Not helping.

>>53451371
una vela

I love you all

you played yourself

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>I had absolutely no idea who David Bowie, Robin Williams or Christopher Lee are. My guess is that they're left-wing retards who normies love.

>>53451361
Kill yourself, please

I love that bit in peep show where they btfo robin williams 2bh

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>>53451399
>"b-but feet are gross and stink of poo poo"

not replying to him but Christopher Lee is literally the most alpha male you can possibly be.

fuck off

>>53451270
>>53451276
>>53451321
His entire routine is basically
>haha i'm black slavary right?

It's a whole new world we live in
It's a whole new world to see
It's a whole new place, with a brand new attitude
But you still gotta catch 'em all

>>53451361
Had no clue who Robin Williams or David Bowie were either. Normies live in their own little gay world.

>>53451485
no sometimes he defends UKIP and Margaret Thatcher and talks about his Christianity

>>53451485
No it's not and you wouldn't know that because autistic people don't know what humour is

>>53451484
didn't you shitpost his sticky on /tv/

how do you get 1000 pickachus into a taxi?

you poke em on!

:))))))))))))))))))))

ahahahahaahah :)

>she's a lesbian
>she's mediocre looking
>she's tumblr as fuck; vegan, feminist, SJW etc

...and yet I am so attracted to her. I don't understand lads. Is this forbidden love?

>3000 word essay due in on Wednesday
>literally started it 2 hours ago
>already 1200 words in and I've taken it easy
choosing an essay question that's basically a broader version of your dissertation should be considered cheating really

>>53451485
Rorke

>>53451610
which one is poleaboo

>>53451578
>i pay £6000 a year for this

kek

KEK

we're seein' some shit we ain't neva seen before kid

>>53451554
Bucks

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>>53451578
>5000 word essay due in by end of month
>Had entire two week Christmas holiday to do some of it
>Did literally zero (0) words and shitposted on /brit/ instead

Haha, I'll get round to it eventually

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daily posting my fav pic ever

>>53451620
The blurry one staring at all the muscley men.

>5000 word essay due in on Friday
>literally started it today
>only 900 words in and struggling
choosing an essay question that you dont know about should be considered a bad idea really

>>53451610
SISSY

>>53451610
They look fucking ridiculous lmao

italy objectively has the best national anthem 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt3Gvdu9mtM
very good and progressive ad lads

>>53451554
Is her hair pink, purple, green or blue?

>>53451610
>>53451680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOw4AYd7-8

>>53451681
The Marseillaise is better

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:^)

>>53450753

He's not scottish you berk.

>>53451630
9000 mate
But I can tell you all about the Scandinavian impact on the archaeological record of the Danelaw
>>53451642
might want to get cracking on that, they want a lot of research for longer ones

>>53451699
You have some serious issues

>>53451728
literally the most overrated

I'm (ironically) a barman at Wetherspoons lads. Ask me anything.

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>>53451104

>>53450892
nah not a normie

>>53451681
no, it sounds like some cheesy pompous music you'd hear on a car advert

Germany, Afghanistan and Ukraine are where it be at

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watching a bit of this

>>53451754
It's not but umm, nice try sweetie :) x

>>53451761
I don't know what questions I would ever want to ask a barman at wetherspoons

really isolated and desperate

cornwall, boys

>>53451377
2 out of 3 for you so

>>53451761
Worst customers you've served?

>>53451681
t. Tyler DiMarcus

so cute cadeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSxXGCUqra4

>>53451820
ill be your gf

>>53451192
Warm feelings

>>53451655
頑張って

>>53451712
Probably took half the GDP of the nation to produce this scene

>>53451761
deagzhd is that you?

>>53451699
who is this penis venus

>>53451800
You could ask me about the difficulties I face working under oppressive conditions and a zero-hours contract.

>>53451831
Alcoholics 2bh, you know that you're literally contributing to their death and bringing about a great deal of pain to their loved ones (if they still have any), but if you didn't do it they'd just go somewhere else.

>>53451870
No

haha just did the most reddit thing

>>53451855
crepi

where did the fuck did monday go

Does this sound like someone who might be about to die you you?

>Mid-40s
>Male
>Coughs all the time
>Coughs up loads of plegm and blood in the morning
>Smokes close to a pack a day
>Drinks roughly 6 cans of lager every day, often more (alcoholic)

>>53451822
yes

tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vKDakqTe3k

>>53451937
Is that you?

>tfw not the oldest on /brit/

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>>53451399
is that a wedding ring on her finger?

>>53451712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYD5japaxsg

>>53451862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7pUCWYYnbw

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>>53451944
D A N A
A
N
A

>>53451937
sounds like how most of Scotland lives desu

>>53451761

Do you ever get any fedoras in asking for single malt whisky?

Do a lot of lonely people come in and just want to talk to you?

How do they cook the full English? Is it just microwaved or do they actually cook it there? Because it tastes pretty good for the price.

There are some that's bound for New York Town and some that's are bound to France,
Heave away, my Johnny, heave away,
And there's some that's bound for the Bengal Bay to teach them whales a dance,
Heave away my Johnny boy, we're all bound to go.

>>53451937
not really, sounds like they should see a gp and get their act together though.

>>53451966
Nah, my stepdad desu.

Hey /brit/, when is your next meet-up?

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hunnid bands hunnid bands
dropped on the head anynigga wanit it man

>be skinny
>slap on some makeup and wear a nice dress

girls have it so easy 2bh

>>53452058
2014

>>53452058
june, going camping in brecon

>>53452058
Malmo
Rasheed and the boys have heard good things

>>53451995
>asking for single malt whisky?
why would you get a single malt in a pub? It costs loads and you get shitty tiny measures. Single malt is something to get a good bottle of and pour yourself a solid dram of the stuff

>>53452132
what do people even do when they go camping

>>53452132
sounds good. Going to go to wood block 42 on SENTA with a big bag of weed and a few crates of beer.

weed the bed again last night XD mummy said i can't keep doing this or I'm going to send her to the loony bin XDD

>>53451995
1. My drink of choice is single malt whisky, I thought it was cool :'( . 2bh even though we have lots of good whisky, people only ever buy JD, which is more expensive and also worse. The most fedora-tier customers in my opinion are real ale and craft beer drinkers - not necessarily wankers, but a lot of them are.

2. Yes, that describes some of our regulars. However, because we're always busy, we never really talk to the customers apart from small talk, so I don't think they really get what they're after.

3. As far as I can remember, beans are done in the microwave, hash browns are done in the fryer, eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, bacon and sausage all cooked on the grill. Full English is probably the best food Wetherspoons does 2bh.

>>53452184
have you not been camping before?

>>53452252
no

>That frustration when you just want to listen to a proper fucking banger but you have a meme taste in music

Radiohead isn't doing it for me anymore lads

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me and the gf

where is everyone

bit quiet tonight

I'm so ugly lol baka

neet; a short poem

take the day off, unwind
don't worry it happens all the time
sit back and sip your tea
another evening doesnt mean anything to me

>>53452275
sorry to hear lad

>>53452241
why do people think this is ok?

>>53451944
why does koreans' skin always look so fucking grisly

>>53452288

embrace normie shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACwLGhBW8Mc

>>53451988
>tfw no fried chicken eating gf that will asmr me

why live

>>53452312
can you answer my question ta

>>53452305
good

>>53452314
how is it not?

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>>53452288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMXPk0znusU

>>53452184
depends if you mean good camping or shitty ''camping''
good camping you bring minimal equipment but lots of fun stuff, so sleeping in the woods under a basha but bringing booze/weed/whatever (wild camping is technically illegal in England but who cares)
shit camping is going on a campsite in a '''luxury''' tent and being bored out your arse for days

>tfw you watch Only Fools and Horses videos on YT and see someone called Mohammed comment and it pisses you off

Am I autistic or should Muslims not be allowed to watch OFAH?

>>53452339
That sounds fucking awful

literally go back to /r/techno

>>53452305
in the morning I'm snug and sound
whilst the others go of for their pound
That's not me
I'd rather get everything for free

https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25440

>>53452334
its all the make up and shit they cake on their faces
that and melting plastic

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>Am I autistic

>>53452375
>liking trap
actually consider pooicide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-N2hvIrtyA

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i've got another confession to make

>>53452334
It's popular to have oily skin there, no clue why it looks foul

>>53452382
no one should be subjected to that utter dross

>>53452384

As someone who has literally never used Reddit, when I see people tell somebody that there post was 'Reddit', it always makes me think that person must use Reddit to know which posts are 'Reddit' and which aren't. I also think it's kind of pointless and a bit gay.

Just FYI

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>>53452418

>>53452384
>that
>techno
are you actually serious?

>>53452132
Cool. Dont forget to inform me about the date and i will fly over

>>53452378
couldn't you just drink and smoke without going camping

>>53452375
Yeah I've been dipping into a bit of grime recently, I can only get into shit that goes HARD though. None of this beep boop shit mate.

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>mfw a racist says multiculturalism doesn't work

>>53452378
Where can you actually go camping in England though? I went camping for the first time this summer in Canada and I loved it, but that's cos I was surrounded by lakes, mountains, and wide open spaces. In England I'd be in a boggy ditch somewhere, about half a mile away from a council estate full of chavs and muzzies.

>>53452418
Good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhmK0oq7uTM

>>53452375
I am the proprietor of the youtube account Trap City, ama

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>>53452275
You're missing out m8. I think there are three main attractions of it

>Usually you're camping somewhere where there are outdoor activities to do - mountains to hike up, rocks to climb, cycling trails to ride on, etc so that's fun.
>Usually you're with others so it's a good laugh, getting pissed, eating picnic food, chatting up qt campsite slags, making fires, listening to choons.
>Then there's something that's enjoyable about it in a primal, hard-to-describe way. Same kind of feeling you get when you tuck into a juicy steak or get into a fight or you're bollocks-deep inside a girl feeling her arse slap against you, you feel like you're doing what you're built to do, you're outside in touch with nature, getting exercise and fresh air, you're alert, you just feel completely alive.

Then after a few days it gets shite and you want to go home to your comfy house.

>>53452473
>All those 1 white people

absolutely disgusting

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>>53452462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbcsGvQ2Rg

>>53452455
I really, really hope the Paras are on SENTA and some autistic Swede rocks up in their harbour with a rucksack asking if this is /brit/

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>Yeah I've been dipping into a bit of grime recently

Actually burst out loud laughing at this line

>>53452473
Multiculturalism = less White people.

>>53452498
hmm
now I need to get some friend who will go camping with me

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>>53452391

>>53452485
why do you occasionally make songs unavailable for a few days then bring them back up

what do you reckon to the idea that high doses of ketamine can activate eight circuit (non-local/quantum) consciousness?

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gf just sent me this

>>53452477
there are plenty places near nobody, generally in Wales and Scotland though. Northumberland or the south west is probably your best bet in England.

Someone's wasn't happy today

http://www.thejournal.ie/m50-lorry-overturns-delays-cement-2542131-Jan2016/

>>53452526

HOT CHOCOLATE AND A PANNINI TO GO.

>>53452555
dude k hole lmao

>>53452350
Drink, have a comfy fire, chat, relax. No better feeling then waking up at daybreak and opening your tent

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>>Then there's something that's enjoyable about it in a primal, hard-to-describe way. Same kind of feeling you get when you tuck into a juicy steak or get into a fight or you're bollocks-deep inside a girl feeling her arse slap against you, you feel like you're doing what you're built to do, you're outside in touch with nature, getting exercise and fresh air, you're alert, you just feel completely alive.

>>53452418
Literally the same melody repeated for 7 minutes

>>53452508
That still sounds like beep boop

Fuck it this general is full of pakis and redditors

>>53452569
What a strange photo tbhwyy (to be honest with you yank)

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>>53452573
M50 MENTIONED

>>53452569

Filename says otherwise, lad.

can't decide if i should wank or shit first

>>53452596
>Literally the same melody repeated for 7 minutes
that's because it's meant to be played in a mix.

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>>53452573

Got 24,000 music files

>>53452617
both at the same time

>>53452650
How? I only have 10% that

>>53452610
>>53452645
exceptional posts

had my first therapy session today lads, ended it early because I didn't know how to answer her questions

knees weak arms are heavy

>>53452696
what do you mean lad?

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>>53452573
HATE IT

haha fucking hell lads who invited /out/

>>53452691
how many dicks do you think the one on the right has sucked?

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>>53452715
thats not me

>>53452736
gf just sent me this

>>53452720
stuff like I told her I was lonely and frustrated and she said "How so?" I didn't know what to say

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SERIOUS
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who drinking this friday eh

>>53452787
drinking the ecstasy of my tears

>>53452787
your mum
my cum

>>53451845
awwwwwwwwwwwwww I love cats

>>53452787
>tfw no drinking until next wednesday

Lads do you ever think "if you died in the morning and your close family/friends checked your phone/tablet/computer to see the last image you dowloaded and it turned out to be a picture of a tranny, or kev walking, or ed miliband reaction face >>53452753 what would they think of you?

>>53452764
haha wtf, being lonely is pretty self explanatory

maybe she was wanting to know the severity, like some people will say they're lonely because they miss their mummy and some people will say they're lonely because their only social interaction is the sainsbury's cashier

>>53452747

not enough

>>53452787
Quite possibly

>>53452822
y

>>53452865
exams

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>when you realise you've made it

>>53452826
>giving people your passcode

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>>53452881

>>53452881
>JD
>"""made it"""

pick one lad

>>53452863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

>>53452830
I said I didn't know and that I didn't have many friends and she was like "anything else" and I just blanked
It felt like she was trying to argue I wasn't lonely

Anyone wanna finish these peanut M&Ms off for me?

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>who drinking this friday

>>53452881
excellent post

>>53452788
They could spend millions and get as much cosmetic surgery as they want, they will never look White.

>>53452903
ah thats shit

hope you get better lad

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who sitting in their room alone on friday eh

>>53452874
oh dea

I've never tasted:

rum
whisky
amaretto
brandy

>>53452881
>when you think you've made it but really you're drinking meme bourbon that you paid £50 for in a pretentious provincial ''''''club'''''', all so you can impress Darren and the other lads from the call centre

>>53452957
Those are some dusky gentlemen.

>>53452958

Conservative estimate I've drank roughly 100 bottles of whisky alone in my room

>>53452940
not distracted by anything external you are able to bask in your own existence, and find it splendid

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>>53452932
you could spend millions on therapy and you'd still have a shit personality

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I will never look this good

lads...really want off this ride

>>53452964
Is JD really £50 in a club?

>never been to a club
>almost 30

>>53453022
>>53453022
beards are gay

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>not distracted by anything external you are able to bask in your own existence, and find it splendid

>>53453022
WEW

And it's all your fault
I screen my phone calls
No matter who calls
I gotta screen my phone calls

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>>53453022
>>>
> Anonymous 01/12/16(Tue)00:44:03
>No.53453022 ▶
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>I will never look this good
>lads...really want off this ride

>>53453032
If you buy a bottle of any spirit in a club you can expect to pay a massive markup.

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>>53453049
Can you say im a yank doing a wank on vocaroo please THANKS

I'm basically a normie who has to live an abnormie life

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>Where the fuck did Monday go?

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>>53453043
n-no they are not

>>53452939
I might still go back next week but idk

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Favourite liquor lads?

>>53453103
even the days of the week don't want to know you, you're that pathetic

>le rk9 feel man lel xppPP

>>53453085
cheers love x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s06OP2PrPwUN

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Please would a kpop lad tell me what omo means

>>53453117
yeah you should, good lad

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>A Manager in JJB

>>53453132
stupid trap

She blinded me with science
(she blinded me... ...with science)

>>53453129
it was a lyric from David Bowie's last album and he died on a sunday night
So where the fuck did Monday go?

>Did a political test
>Turns out I'm a fascist

What shall I do now?

>>53453132
say thumbing my bum while do a poo <3

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>>53453122
Literally like drinking smoke

>>53453162
;)

>>53453152
update your anti-virus software before clicking this image

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>>53453178
idk
dont listen to gay hippies

>>53453152
Oh My

>>53453179
browse /pol/ with the rest of the retards

>>53453189
Now say "u fucking wot m8"

>>53453176
[B] Take tape

>>53453186
LOL no lad

>>53453152
omo = omona = oh my

>>53453224
paki

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>idk
>dont listen to gay hippies

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I will never look this good

lads...really want off this ride

>>53453189
sing the god save the queen you cunt

>>53453122
drinking bushmills rn but my fav liquor is cheap aldi vodka

>>53453188
good choice
I like Laphroaig myself

>>53453259
Good lad, hard to choose between the two tbf

went to see an escort today, knocked on the door, some grufty 40 year old woman opened the door. I just made up some excuse and left

>>53453032

went to a club in LA where smirnoff was $400