>mfw my dad is a literal cuckold
I thought he was supposed to be a role model what the fuck
>find out recently that my gf is into cuck porn
>she tells me this because she recently, somehow found out that I'm an impregnation deviant
>acts all timid but totally wonders if it will 'happen'
>internal voice is going "FUCK NO", but I say 'yea, maybe.'
>so now I'm getting advice on how to find a bull... From my gf.
>go 'y-yea sure.'
>realize I dug myself into a hole.
>go to super market pick up supplies, no condoms
>girl is at home in skanky outfit waiting for bull.
>hide in bathroom
>jump out of bathroom in full blackface
>put on my best Jim Crow accent "NOW HOLD UP" *smacks lips "U BE SAYIN I'M GETTIN WHITE PUDDIN TONIGHT?"
>never heard her laugh so hard.
The gut she's with many right now has been to prison I think
They tell people it's an "open relationship" but my mom gets super defensive if my dad even looks at another woman
>>tfw parents joke about my dad having a small dick over breakfast
There's nothing wrong with it if your dad cucks your mom too.
The term cuck is not a genre of porn you fucking retard. It's an abbreviation of the word cuckold, itself an abbreviation of the term cuckold's horns. When a man's wife cheated on him he was said to "be made to wear a cuckold's horns."
So yes, obviously you can "get cucked," that's where the term orginated. The internet now uses it to describe anyone who allows anyone else to do anything near them, and porn uses it to describe a man (usually white) who recieves sexual satisfaction from adopting a submissive role and allowing his female partner to be used sexually by another man or men (usually black).
>Guy fucking some younger latina/nigress with blown-out hips, thick thighs, plump tits and a massive ass in front of his prudish skinny white wife
>Talking about how he loves grabbing a handful of her sexy curves while pounding her fat ass as his wife frantically masturbates in the corner, filled with jealousy that she'll never have the body or age of the other woman nor ever turn her man on as much as the other woman does
Well, goodbye old paranoid fear, hello new alternative fetish.
Awesome picture, during WWII some yanks were being moved through Brisbane and some Aussies were being moved out of country. As the two groups moved past each other there was some bantz. A Yank mentioned the women being left behind....for them. Aussies actually got to the point of fixing bayonets, which is pretty fuckin serious outside of video games and a real signal of intention to open some fuckers up.
Tensions were calmed though and only a few people died. The Battle of Brisbane they call it.
TLDR Men and their natural jealousy spill blood.
Cuck is the new word for beta, as used by kissless 12 yr olds and young men who act like them.
Incredibly amusing, yet...
>my gf is into cuck porn
You still lose.
If she's into it, then she believes that she "holds the key" to your penis, your relationship, and who she gets to fuck. She may have found your joke really funny, but she still wants to fuck a big sexy charming black guy instead of you, while still riding on your financial, emotional, and familial support. And since she holds the "key", then she believes that she has to power to do this whenever she wants.
The general rule when it comes to these things is:
>Girl reveals that she's into cuck porn, but you're not (or not really)
>Get the fuck out and don't look back
>The pain of losing her won't even come close to the pain of having her held just out of reach by someone you can't possibly compete with, knowing all the while that she gets the best of both worlds, and you get left with all the responsibilities and none of the sex
>I don't wanna stir shit up with my parents, I'm already on thin ice
So? What are they going to do, get some asian kid to raise, spoil, and praise for his good grades while you sit in the corner and frantically study by yourself?
>open my brother's laptop
>video of some girl getting tag teamed by nigs while her boyfriend films it with a webcam
>battle of Brisbane
That's a good story
No, I meant the paranoid fear of, as a man, being cucked by a female partner.
The notion that this fetish is not monopolized by women eases my mind on the matter, and also opens a new avenue of fap material, in the field of women getting cucked by men for a change.
It is frighteningly more common than you'd think. In the age of rising feminism and runaway political-correctness, I fear this this will be the new trendy fetish that all these modern men will be all too happy to comply with, willingly giving women complete, total, and unquestioned social dominance.
>Sit your mom down
>Tell her how you know about her little secret with your dad and her "friend"
>Imply that you'll have to be the one to show her how to stay true to her family
>Or else her little secret will get out, to all her friends, relatives, community figures, even her parents (your grandparents), and everyone will know about her adulterous ways
>Demand that you'll be taking control of the bedroom from now on
>Insist that she still invite her bull over on the usual day
>Bull walks in shirtless and half-hard, ready to put your dad in his place and slide into his usual "spot on the throne"
>The throne is currently occupied by the prince
>There is an extra seat in the corner, beside your frantically masturbating dad
>The bull becomes the cuckold
>You save your parents' relationship
>In the age of rising feminism
>According to the survey, just 20 percent of Americans -- including 23 percent of women and 16 percent of men -- consider themselves feminists.
>even among women, more said the term is negative than positive (32 percent to 29 percent).
Most women actually don't see a need for feminism anymore. I'll predict that the number of supports will decrease, especially among white women, as the moderates keep abandoning it and the movement becomes more radical and more focused on race instead of gender.