/brit/

maisie

first for janny

Undateables

maisie

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kpop desu lads

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cara

GET HIM JANNY
DO HIM

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i r 1337 haxx0r

janitor

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>>53442679
excellent post

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Have we finally given janny a heart attack?

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Just sat around with the family listening to Bowie albums.

Mum and Dad were holding back the tears.

Bit awkward desu but sad at the same time. I only knew like 3 songs,

helo

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Cornwall was never officially incorporated into England and should be independent.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27132035

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>>53442814
We do this every single day, bellend

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there's a porn star who takes after David Bowie. his name is David Blowie

>>53442605
>>53442688
>>53442738
>>53442758
>>53442814
>>53442874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2sEBKaV9w4

>>53442876
show some fucking respect carlos you dirty spic

>>53442824

lol bunch of fucking benders.

he wasn't even that good. duno why people are gushing so hard.

>>53442818
i woke up early and didnt even have anything to do in the morning
peakest day of 2016 so far, been tired as tyler the tired tiger and had fuckall to do

>>53442834
>>53442842
T O O T H P A S T E
O
O
T
H

P
A
S
T
E

who is watching undateables?

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>We do this every single day, bellend

>>53442842
>Cornwall was never officially incorporated into England
It was incorporated in the reign of Æthelstan you melt

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Who /bowie/ here

>Undateables lad dancing in a fedora saying "men are from Mars, women are from Venus"

>>53442941
mums been playing albums all day long

>>53442941
After having to listen to all his shit today I'm glad he's dead.

>>53442905
ma mum and dad knew him tbf senpai

they cracked out the whole picture album and signed LP's

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>After having to listen to all his shit today I'm glad he's dead.

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>After having to listen to all his shit today I'm glad he's dead.

>>53442969

I'm less datable than these freaks

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bowie

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>After having to listen to all his shit today I'm glad he's dead.

>>53443055
Go on the show and make some dosh then

Doing a fart.

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Kyary

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>>53443012

edgy

why isn't the janitor consistent?

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>>53443141

>>53442941
Listened to Blackstar for the first time today. He was a genius right to the very end.

>>53443140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkTzxXdw-A

wish i was a german delinguent taking my qt gf i found on a joy ride like in this film desu

>>53443142
he's gone on strike

>>53443140
She's such a hideous creature. Like some sort of inhuman doll.

Literally called Mr and Mrs. Rasheed on Silent Witness. Fuck me.

>>53443120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Yra30MIJQ

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>>53443191
What film? I like joyriding 2 b hj

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maisie

You're supposed to get a free line, where's my free line

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08

watching big sausage pizza

>>53443242
Silent Rasheed

>>53443322
how much was the pizza?

met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

>move to london
>go to shop cos sweet tooth
>freddos are £1.20

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>53443276
mai new waifu (for the next 1 hour 30 minutes)

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>>53443141
>I would've had him executed for his opinion!
What a fascist

>>53443358
yeah stop posting stale memes you stale meme poster

>>53443358
>45 year old twink
Hmm

Showering in the evening is so much better than in the morning.

Monkeys

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Are Liz: The Series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Q0bJ_zO7w

>>53442911

NEW NEW NEW

>>51442498
>>51442498
>>51442498>>51442498

Got 100 karma on a post on reddit and it's barely even been half an hour.

It's going to be a red letter day today, my friends

>
What did he mean by this?

>>53443420

i sweat too much at night i think because im a greasy fuck by morning

think i'm literally the most pathetic 27 year old on the planet

>>53442911
>>53443460
hmm, i meant to reply to this i guess
can't remember with what though

>>53443420
no

I´m going to Manchester next month for a week, how do I survive? Is everything infested with moslems like the german cities?

>>53443500
me on the left

>>53443460
great post

>>53443512
oh

>>53443537
Carry a knife tbqh

>>53443500
nonce

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>>53443437
>slanders the queen
DOWN WITH NETFLIX

>>53443552
>>53443512
pull yourselves together

>>53443120

turn on the radio afterwards

>>53443552
:/
i accidentally pressed post and ur post number was in the reply box, probably from when you posted i just got distracted with stuff and forgot what i was doing because i'm a bit of a spacker haha

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1P-LSD is in the post lads

wew

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>>53443500
He doesn't know how lucky he is

>>53443437
>no-one wanted Philip
What? Mountbatten literally set them up

women are better than men

A very attractive woman will date an average to below average man if he is funny and interesting to talk to

Very attractive men will never date average to below average women because personality means so much less to them

That's why there are so many different types of men that are attractive to women, compared to mostly the same type of women that are attractive to men

*puts hand out, palm facing to the sky*
down low

>>53443614
Reported to the Met's cybercrime unit

>>53443604
how's it slander?

honestly looks to me like they're gonna paint everyone in her inner circle as mean posh sexist twats and she's the stronk innapennent womyn

...considering she is the queen, i'm not too against that this time.

Oh no the poor muzzies

Fuck off Silent Witness, you are usually p good

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>>53443614

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had sex with my wife's son

>>53443500
aha whoops me on the right*

>>53443611
you cr*tin haha

>>53443672
*drops bollocks onto your open hand*

>>53443687
but it's legal m8 :)

>>53443639
get a trip so i can filter you

>>53443614
thinking of putting a tab of this in 50 ltd edition copies of the EP I might write

>this time on Friday I could be a billionaire

Yank lotto is mental

Looking for new digs for when I win the powerball, lads.

London pad:
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-48167653.html

Country pad
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/new-homes-for-sale/property-54379445.html

>>53443744
not if you intend to consume it you dopey twat

>>53443614
I've been thinking of getting some, lizardlabs looked like it had better deals

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trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2Vh4lGRNoQ

Choon

>>53443779
it's strictly for research purposes

>>53443779
Does that include absorbing it through my colon as a suppository?

sent a banterous email to a qt at our support centre at work today lads

wrote her name down now i'm about to wank off to her facebook profile

>>53443779
he never said he intended to consume it did he?

>>53443777
Do find it amusing that houses that expensive get listed on rightmove

can't imagine many rich twats browse that site

>this autist on undateables

>>53443779

yes it is. it's not covered by any legislation. retard.

>>53443742
*teleports behind you*
*pulls down your trousers*
*tickles ye bumhole*

>>53443853
How else would they find their houses?

>>53443884
*its a hologram*

>>53443830
>>53443833
good lads

>>53443851
you are correct

>>53443880
yes it is, and soon it will be totally outlawed

>>53443857
Which autist, the football cunt or the harry potter cunt?

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>>53443808

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufIZaxYR7j8

ch00n

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>thinking of putting a tab of this in 50 ltd edition copies of the EP I might write

>>53443853
foreign people probably dont know any other way so end up paying shit loads for it

smart

>>53443912
harry potter cunt

every post here is bigot

>>53443857
you were on tv lad?

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>when she realizes u have no game

Have a strong feeling that I'm going to win the power ball Tbh

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>>53443930
thinking of those chebs

isis literally done nothing wrong

>>53443949
DELETE THIS

Why doesn't the UK have an analogue act that bans all RC's like Australia's.

>>53443930
me on the right

kinda want to do a play with my willy but i'm too tired

>>53443939
Pretty sure he posts on /tv/

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>>53443984

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got new meds from the doctor

going to do my neknomination now lads

>>53444001
no female tells me what to do ever
begone

I seriously have a hard time believing anyone past the age of 18 can be kissless

Is this all some massive meme or joke, or are some of you serious? Genuinely curious.

>>53444010
The Tories want a blanket psychoactive substances ban
But it appears to be dead in the water because it's a fucking stupid idea. And an analogue act doesn't cover things that technically aren't analogues

i DESERVE a gf

>IRL dating agencies

how have they survived?

>>53444101
It's an inside joke

>>53444071
H O R S H A M
O
R
S
H
A
M

>>53444097
t. bigot
>>53444114
future rapist

>>53444081
>neknomination
>yfw it is now 2 years since that was a thing

>>53443141
Anti fascists are the worst people.

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>>53444123
thinking of those golden globes

>>53444134
They specialise is specials.

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AND WE STUNTIN LIKE

this pair with learning disabilities are adorable

Fuck sake. Ended up watching that podcast one of you lads linked earlier and these lads are saying that Catholics killed gays and continue to kill gays routinely. Where are they pulling that from?

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My dark web shipments just arrived lads

>>53443917
how is he known all over 4chan like h3h3 yet he only has 50k subs?

>>53444108
>And an analogue act doesn't cover things that technically aren't analogues
It covers pretty much all the recreational RC's, I can't think of any that aren't banned.

>>53444097
ok

>tfw Philip is 94

gonna be weird when the Queen becomes a widow

>>53444204
Jewgle keeps the real numbers hidden

>>53444203
Delete this before MI5 get onto you la

>>53444203
JANNY

>>53444231

I hope they die peacefully together in their sleep.

;_;

>>53444097
>literally ruled by a queen

>>53444101

27 and never kissed a girl
Not memeing
Not religious, not facially deformed, not obese

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>>53444231
>>53444286
>implying either will ever die
>>53444296
>'''''''''''''ruled''''''''''

>>53444296
The Queen isn't female, she's a queen

>>53444296
rather her than a kenyan

Turns out James is normies as fuck.

>>53444220
does it name them? Because new ones crop up all the time, 1P-LSD was on sale within days of AL-LAD being b&

>>53444203
>ibuprofen red

should have got the greens mate, maybe next time though

why are some social norms so arbitrary and cruel?

>>53444296
jog on yank

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.

>>53444337
Example?

>>53444101
I'm 18 and haven't kissed anyone yet.
I went to an all boys high school and spent my time outside of school smoking weed instead of socialising.

>>53443639

you might have a point

reddit/r/amiugly

>>53444352
jog on pseudo yank

>>53444333
turns out you got some sweet numbers there lad

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>>53444397
am I ugly????

>>53443639
Women cheat more

>>53444398
why are you so rude

check em btw

>>53444337

regression towards the mean

>>53444429
BE MY GF

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>>53444173
good la

>>53444454
because there is little difference between canadians and americans, especially on /brit/
you are literally a yank
>>53444444

>>53444522
nova scotia is a good lad tbf

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>>53444519
is that katy perry?

>>53444522
Clearly you have never been to /hoc/

>>53444519
some bang tidy bangers there lad

wew this 1P-LSD stuff looks VERY nice indeed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVPQn9d_B38

Wish it could 1p as well hehehe ;P

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Greeting lads. For every person that gives me a (You) now, I will return the further in two days time with 10k EACH.

t. Future Billionaire.

>>53444371
i liked this gimmick initially but i don't any more

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>i browse any thread or board other than /brit/

David Bowie was one of the only "famous" people I actually looked up to. I saw so much of him in me- the desire to be outside of the norm sexually (I am a bisexual), fashionably. He married a black woman in the face of racism, and the longest relationship I ever had was with a black girl, which caused fracturing in my family, simply due to her race. And what can I say that hasn't already been said about the music? Timeless. The definition of timeless.
I didn't have a plan when I started writing this post so forgive the ramblings. I just wanted this thread for anyone else who wanted to vent their feelings about his life and passing. Fuck cancer and long live the icon.

>>53444522
you wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between us and them if you met us

its funny how much they try to act so different on /int/ though.

>>53444615
just send it to my house thanks mate

>>53444635
I only browse /brit/ and reddit

>>53444571
yeah he's alright but it's a bit cringe when he tries to chip in with the FOY banter
>>53444581
why the fuck would i go there
FOY

>>53444571
Extra flag twats are cringeworthy as fuck

Why dont you autistic pathetic cunts just go to reddit so you can have your personalities remembered by your usernames?

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>>53444203
>literally taking the red pill

>>53444522
>>53444651
>>53444677
I'm from one of the only parts of Canada that isn't directly connected to the USA so I think I deserve some credit

The Maritimes are totally different from the rest of yank-infested Canada

got stress incontinence lads

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>Extra flag twats are cringeworthy as fuck

>Why dont you autistic pathetic cunts just go to reddit so you can have your personalities remembered by your usernames?

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>This is what anime does to the mind

>>53444658
added to the list of things you do that i Hate

>>53444335
Nah, they don't need to name the actual drug. Australia has enacted generic bans but based on chemical structure rather than psychoactive effect: if a chemical fits a set of rules regarding substitutions and alterations of an already-banned drug, then it too is banned.

>>53444729
Literally shitting yourself?

>>53444723
>It's like the south, except Canada
>so you better not compare us to those damn yanks

>>53444723
fuck off you twat with your joke provinces

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good outfit

>>53444702
really good post

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>Why yes, m'lady I do use a browser extension to tell my fellow autists which county, state or province I currently reside in

>>53444758
is this Hampshire?

>>53444758
That is just what traps look like irl

>>53444805
Fuck off pseudo-Yank/frog

>>53444773
Ah right
To be fair Aus probably had a bigger RC market than the UK because actual drugs are so much more expensive over there

>>53444758
Me on the left

>>53444806
>tfw charli xcx will never be your little slut

>>53444791

just piss

>>53444863
sucked me off outside borders bookshop in soho

Did you lads like my balance trick with the can of pledge?

>>53444893
Large amounts?

>>53444816
>Ritsu
Fuck off

>>53444893
When taking the piss goes too far

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>i use extra flags

Haven't hugged my mother since I was little

instagram.com/thenakediaries

we accept all bodies and are trying to make sure everyone remains body positive. post your body if you feel comfortable

>>53445034
neither 2bh
don't want to hug her

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>He uses Leddit flags

could this be the BEST PC build EVER, lads?!?

http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/p/CvXyjX

>>53445094
no

>>53445034
I haven't kissed anyone, family or otherwise in like 9 years

>All these undatables are "really shy"

not too shy to let a fucking camera crew follow you around. i would have a crushing panic attack in that situation.

>>53445071
UNNNAAAAYYY

made a reddit account yesterday and some angry cunt has gone and downvoted everything I've posted

mental

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>I have installed the Extra Flags for 4chan browser script and use it to indicate my location more precisely as a form of pseudo-namefagging

>>53445094
>monitor is only 60hz

lmao can't wait to wreck you in CS GO

>>53445094
I should note that I have not included storage because I already have storage items available, I'm not some retarded cretin lads please

>>53445094
>only 750ti
into the bin

>>53445142
link it, i'll upboat you I promise ;^)

Got 12 croissants, 6 doughnuts and a baguette from Mozzers for 36p. Wish they reduced the meat and fish a decent amount too though.

>>53444812
I know a literal neckbeard who's a hardcore fedora, openly advocates men's rights,
does the pc masterrace thing and watches anime

He has a girlfriend

He has a large group of friends who aren't
nerdy or autistic at all

He was never bullied

Can someone explain this anomaly

bonkaz

>>53445168
do you think I FUCKING play VIDEO GAMES like a CHILD? how old do you think I am mate, 14? I'm 23 you SPECK

>>53445136
ikr

http://www.facesofsuicide.com/

not sure i'll leave a suicide note, no strong desire to write one

>>53445238
whagwarn?

>>53445221
>Doug nuts

Must be awkward to be named Doug over there 2bh

>>53445272
>>53445276
SUICIDE PACT! SUICIDE PACT! SUICIDE PACT!

>>53445233
clearly you aren't telling us something and trying to rake in as many replies as possible

need an intel i3 in my life lads

thats why im a narcissit its because of you

Choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8PVqN4f5HI

that guy who made the song about the thing has died lads. that david lad, the one with the face

>>53445305
Fuck off yank

>>53445359
reeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeee

i heard Sting died???

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-57090803.html


£35m for a flat. Bit steep init

>>53443976
sent this pic to my mate its cracker haha

pull up pull up

Most embarrassing phase or style you went through?

I had a terrible neckbeard that I thought was good for an entire year even though my brothers made fun of me for it.

Look back at it now and cringe desu

>>53445412
I admire your dedication

Smart C.H.N.
https://youtu.be/e53GDo-wnSs

>>53445399
>Sting has been named as the first inductee in the WWE Hall of Fame's Class of 2016.

Alive and taken a very weird career path

>>53445412

>Everything is reflective

Lolwut.

>>53445317
He's also really fat
But he's quite social and selfconfident, see lots of friends

>>53445412
> Knightsbridge

that's why

liking the soundtrack of war and peace tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwtZOu_5Ehk

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>>53445221
Incredible haul

>>53445449
was a bit emo and wore unisex jeans but on the other hand got to meet qt girls from myspace

>>53445369
That's hate speech m8, you could go to jail

>>53445412
>penthouse overlooking Hyde Park

HHHNNNNNNGHH!!

When I win the powerball that place is mine

>>53445399
the musician or the body part of an apoid insect? cos it's the apoid which dies when they sting, not the stinger haha

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>b-but i listen to drum and bass lads
>i-i'm one of you i s-swear

>>53445449
I wore a trenchcoat for a while in high school, wore aviators and gelled my long hair back like some 80s cop
also grew a big mustache so I looked like a Turkish paedo

I AM A PREFECT

>>53445412
Why would anyone want a mirror ceiling?

>>53445557
Literally obsessed

>>53445572
for when you're doing a sex (you wouldnt know lmao)

>>53445557
he's a suck up

>>53445449
Ponytail and unshaven for most of uni. Only cut it because I needed to get a job after uni. My head was cold.

Anyone here made a FB advert before?

david bowie died

*holds up piece of paper with writing on it*

WHO WROTE THIS?

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>>53445449
I have curly hair and I used to straighten it. I looked so fucking bent

fairly bored ngl

fancy being a degen

>>53445363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCjD4V4VSMc
been getting into more chill stuff recently tbqh

>>53445449
Was a trap as i couldn't get any attention as a real boy

wasn't even slightly gay, yet I let some players on the football team fuck my arse

gag when i think about it now

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>>53445562
OF THE EVOCATI

it's sad when people die

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AUTISTIC GUY ON UNDATEABLES IS WEARING A FEDORA FOR A FIRST DATE
MY SIDES

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shots fired lmfao

>>53445653
willy girls or drugs?

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>>53445553

I'd attach a loudspeaker to the roof, look out the window with a telescope and then shout at hot joggers that I'll give them £250K to come fuck me.

This is why I should win millions upon millions of pounds instead of these boring cunts..

>>53445584
this is the guy who's obsessed with MUH HERITAGE talking

>>53445700
Hello Reddit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk

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>>53445659
>wasn't even slightly gay, yet I let some players on the football team fuck my arse

FEDORA LADS LMAO

>>53445700
Epic!

>>53445704
drugs

it's too late to do any of the drugs i have available to me right now though i think

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>>53445412
>buy it
>can still hear the call to prayer from the hyde park mosque

>Fedora
>gets a date

Life is unfair

>>53445702
WHAT UP MEEK MILL
ITS BEEN A WEEK STILL
REPLAYED YOUR DISS
AND I FEEL THAT ITS WEAK STILL

>>53445612
>>53445708
I say that to challenge the "you're a yank" shite not to try and justify myself being here

>>53443853
You think rich people don't have moron kids?

>>53445449

wasn't even slightly gay, yet I let some lads on the football team fuck my arse

gag when i think about it now

>>53445778
god damn that's hard

>>53445782
you're a yank

>>53445221
Mate check the old thread to see the absolute bargains I got in Morrisons on Sunday. Hint: bacon, 25p.

>>53445449

the times i used to take a hip flask to work and drink JD at lunchtime in the toilet

>>53445770
>mfw i could just live off pitza cano forever

>>53445813
JOY

I drool a lot when I sleep with my mouth open
took a quickie nap at the desk and left a puddle there

>>53445553
>powerball
jog on yank

>>53445272

thats just depressing

>tfw really hairy balls
The hair is fucking long too, and impossible to trim

HALF OF YOUR SONG IS ALL SKETCHES
THE OTHER HALF IS YOU SCREAMING ALL RECKLESS

>>53445553

The interest generated daily by the jackpot is £140K a day minimum.. Lmao.

Can't be fucked to do this essay. I'll just make up the marks in the exam and the other modules.

>>53445841
see, but this doesn't bother me

New

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