Need to move the up to date ky folder back over from my laptop.
what happened to the Keiko poster
going to the shop lads anyone want anything?
>tfw kissed 9 people
>tfw only had sex with 2
i know exactly how you feel
>go down to the pub with the lads
>want to discuss the price of brent crude oil, or their blue chip portfolio
>they tell me to fuck off and talk about retarded shit like football
ffs lads, where can i find Financial Times reading types like myself?
>what do you call a boomerang that wont come back
war boomerang, a lopsided one used to kill and maim and not to return. used specifically by mainland aboriginals, not tasmanians. pretty large
Imagine your niggers in Detroit and lower the skin tone down a touch. Combine this with suicide bombings and mass rape of white children as well as a culture that demands the natives must conform to and politicians and police kneeling before them.
You now have muslims.
Rest in peace Bowie
some are alright
some are dickheads, like any other people
problem is with islam that the ones who are dickheads are liable to blow you/themselves up etc.
personally out of all themuslims I have known most of them have been pretty good people, but with everything going on in europe right now I'd see the lot of them kicked out just to get rid of the bad eggs.
we need a new australia
I literally have so much influence over brit I can make a late thread and it gets more posts than the earlier one
i didnt actually have an answer for this so im going to wing it
its the janny when he sees a new thread posted at page 7
my reasoning is that hes a bit like a dog normally, and dogs see in black and white, but then upon seeing the offending thread, he sees RED all over!!! like a bull, and goes into "rage mode" like that prefect chap
now what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep
how do I tinder lads?
matched with some birds, don't know how to talk to them
just click through the links
some of them are so bizarre
glad my family immigrated here from pakistan lads, it's literally no different, plus you should see the banter me and the lads have down at the mosque, you don't get that in pakistan haha, inshallah more brothers will come here
This gimmick wont last more than a day, not sure why you're filling your folder up with this literal garbage. Invest in green frogs instead, they will never depreciate.
>Invest in green frogs instead, they will never depreciate.
the extra rare RWC frogs don't have much market value
I started it a week ago so already more than a day 2bh
hasn't even caught on yet
got asked by some eastern european girl if i wanted to join my uni's christian society for some reason. should i do it even though i consider all their stone age nonsense to be completely beneath me?
>go to Healthy Eating exhibition at work
>wander over toa fruit and veg display with a pretty girl behind it
>she asks me about my diet and how hard my stool is as a result
>spend two minutes discussing my bowel movements and the consistency of my turds
Because this rule doesn't apply to any other thread on any other board on the site.
It's literally a single janitor singling us out and making up some random rule out of nowhere.
There was one or two images but i'm forcing it to the point of no return
Lads, there are like 5 really cute girls in my class, including one that's a little bit chubby so she might be thirsty
Do you reckon any of them would let me have some sexy time with them for money? Like would they let me finger them in exchange for a few months rent
this is the fastest general on the site afaik, back when we used to make new threads at 300 posts there would be like 3 threads hanging about in the first pages of /int/ constantly
what did the buffalo say to her child when he went to school
So I finally got the job in London and as luck would have it I saw this on a property site for only 800 quid a week! It's above a mosque but I'm positive about Islam so this is no problem for me!
If you use lottoland you don't buy a ticket (you need to be a US resident), they buy one and you essentially bet them £2 that you can guess their numbers and that the numbers will match. They're a licensed bookie and they give you odds of roughly 650,000,000/1 that you'll get it right, netting you a payout of your initial £2 stake plus a prize exaclty matching the winnings on their ticket.
Plus you don't pay ta on gambling winnings in the UK so no government taking half of it like if an American wins to powerball.
I'm living here in London for a grand a month, bargain desu
>Roommate complains that dishwasher uses too much electricity when its £5 a money
>Complains that I use the TV too much when its less electricity than a lightbulb
>Says things cost too much to use but has no idea what the power consumption is
>Keeps talking about how she needs to save up but keep making up excuses to avoid getting a job
>Drinks a bottle of wine each day even though its taxed to fuck
This is what I get for living with normies.
Rate my Tesco haul lads
>2 6 packs of pitta breads for 5p each
>Big pack of mini donuts for 50p
>Pack of veal mince for a quid
>Big pack of carrots for 30p
Absolutely buzzing desu, feel like I've robbed the place
Of course they could. Their aircraft carriers would surround us and we would be helpless.
Ireland would volunteer as a staging post for the invasion
Cameron would be on his knees signing a surrender notice
>There's no 'end' until the thread isn't in the catalog you melt
>have scalp psoriasis
>algerian barber always says "how is skin today boss?"
>i say it's bad as usual
>i can see how disgusted he is when he's cutting my hair
>dandruff falling out everywhere
scared to get my hair cut anywhere else in case they refuse to cut it in front of a group of waiting customers
>phone vibrated earlier
>forgot to check
>check it now
having multiple threads isnt much of a problem for a board where every thread is a general, having 5 /brit/s taking up space other lesser threads could be using is a bit rude
*beepidy beep beep*
o whoops sorry lol my 'autistic melt taking 4chan too seriously' alarms going off
whats a snakes favourite subject
>Every time I see a beautiful girl I get angry because she wouldn't ever give me the time of day.
>The end of the thread isn't the end of the thread
You're a fucking retard. Let me guess, you think we should keep posting in a thread once the image limit has been reached, on an image board. Dumb cunt.
fucked a girl in the bathroom at a party when she bent over and exposed her cunt. camein about 2 minutes
didnt know girls actually enjoyed quickies but she always brings it up how we should do it again. shes proper mentally ill so i avoid her
>veal mince for a quid
Nah that's me
Tonight I cooked some of my most recent Morrison's haul. Butterflied pork tenderloin: 50p, breaded it and fried, and had it with cream mushroom sauce (9p cream, 10p mushrooms) and some salad (about 10p worth). VERY thrifty
Sorry to hear that m8, no solution to the joint problems?
>eternal anglo - supernatural angelic being of unimaginable power, directly connected to god.
>kraut - mortal man, tried to racemix with elves. generally gets saved by dwarf and elf nonses
the only thing missing is sauron winning 2bh
Dad's friend might be buying one of these and I'll be one of the crew wahey
I do actually read quite a lot, and have read a few books of the same length. Just had never thought to do it until this BBC series got me interested.
Can't decide on which translation doe.
low quality bait.
Cats are the women of pets
>constantly moody and tempermental
>don't care about you at all, fake the minimum amount of affection to get at your resources
>vain, most of their time spent awake is devoted to their appearance
>have nothing to offer besides that appearance
>dumb as a sack of potatoes, but somehow society's gotten it into its head that they're intelligent
>no concept of love, honor, friendship, or loyalty
>pampered their entire lives and don't have to do anything in return besides exist
Non-U residents can't buy tickets so they use gambling as a loophole.
You place a bet that the winning numbers will be whatever, they take the bet and give you odds of (inal prize)/6 to one.
They buy a ticket with your numbers (a totally unrelated event), and if they win then they claim the jackpot and have to pay you out your initial stake and your winnings (again unrelated events) out of prize money, capital and insurance payout.
And because you don't pay tax on gambling profits, 40% of it doesn't go to the government.
>You will never be the son of a millionaire who spends his summer on his dad's friends yacht, travelling the world in luxury
In the same haul I picked up three packs of Pilgrim's Choice extra mature cheese, 15p each and froze 2. 3 packs of back and froze 2 (25p each). Surprisingly that was about 1PM on a Sunday. I don't know why they had such big discounts, I shall be visiting Morrisons more often. Usually I stop at Asda at 9:30 after boxing.
Holy shit, my fucking normie house mate is blasting music from his room and it's literally making the floor vibrate. I went to knock on his door and it turns out he's not even in the fucking house. And the worst part is that it's the same song that's been on loop for the last 5 hours.
Exemplary bargain hunting lad. I don't go Morrisons that often but I did manage to get a load of really cheap fresh bread from there once, never anything that good though.
I got four M&S turkey crowns for £10.50 each on boxing day - usually £30+
MFW when I outjewed the merchants.