Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

私は韓国のガールフレンドが欲しいです

>>53439751
斬り捨て御免はまだ必要があるみたいね

jesus FUCK please free me from my virgin spell and let me finally sex a japanese

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Cute girls.

>>53439751
You should say 私は慰安婦が欲しいです

お前はもう＿＿＿

*死んでいる
*可愛いね
*乙

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>>53439726

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>tfw no cute imouto

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>>53439982
>iktfb

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>>53439982

近親相姦がチンポを起きさせる

助けて

>>53440033
Her face looks weird

>>53440140
>her

>>53439919
キチガイ

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>tfw no thoughtful onee-san to ask advices about girls

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>>53440140
you look weird niqqa

>those perfect feet
can you imagine sucking those toes? god...

Are the German guy who is obsessed with Korea and the another German guy who is obsessed with feet are the same guy?

>>53440391
no
but i fucked koreans and they had nice feet

>>53440391
もしかして

>>53440391
no
I don't like feet and japanese girls
he is a weird retard with yellow fever
I actually care about the girls while he just sees them as a sex object
wenn man sonst im leben nichts hat...

>>53440275
I'm not into feet...


So I got some Hindu meditation books from a monk and gave him a 7$ donation l. Where do I start

>>53440547
you care about them being worthless gook fucks lmao
git gud
maybe get laid for once

>>53440616
you need to become one with the female foot

>>53440683
Uhhhh

>>53440683
>tfw people will always think you're creepy for having a foot fetish because of people like this

Is there an anime shop (shops selling anime stuff) in your neighborhood?
Do you need much of your courage to enter the shop? What is your excuse if your friend witnesses a scene that you enter the shop?

>>53439726
男か女か?

google imagesで「メスケモ」を検索して
結果を見せて

this thread is dead
I used to come here and show people how good life can be but now the 2 german foot faggots make me look bad
maybe i should only go to korean boards and spread my love there
this is not life
it's 4chan haha
life is in korea where i will hang out and i won't post pics btw cause the german retard (i think his parents don't love him) showed me how pathetic it makes you look
whatever

>>53439726
Where do I find a vespa riding gf?

>>53440616
I'm not into feet either but if I had a perfect kawaii kanojo like her, I wouldn't leave any part of her body unlicked or unsucked.

>>53441080
どっちでも構いません。

>>53441268
FUCKING NORMIE

>>53440108
じわじわくるw

>>53441407
>if

2chはとても紛らわしい
2ちゃんもけど、it's not as bad as 2ch

2ちゃんの一番人気なボードは?

>>53439726
A хoчy гoвapить пo-pyccкий, влaд.

>>53441660
Oh...
Sry I didn't read it right because of these tears I have from eating lunch alone in the hallway

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>>53441907
it's okay senpai
ちゅう!

>>53441268
>perfect kawaii kanojo
where? are you talking about that flat-faced ブス?
she kinda looks like a dude
her body is ok, i guess, but that face... wtf is wrong with her?

>>53441079
why are you so concerned about appearances?

>>53442538
don't bully her, she's cute in he own way

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はよう


皆元気?

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>>53439726

>>53442720
j-je t'aime aussi senpai

>>53442701
げんきです!せんぱいは?

>>53441108
or maybe you won't post any because you 1,75m lardass won't get laid for shit lmao

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>>53442832
元気ですよ

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>>53442677
much better now

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>tfw no wrinkly wet japanese teenfeet to kiss

I'm tired from playing TF2 all day lads

>>53443166
p-post more, Hans

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>>53443445
w-why

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>>53443591
sheer beauty such as this motivates me to keep learning

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>>53443691
You'll find the key to mastering Japanese between her toes my friend

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>>53443940
*white friend I should say, seeing as you're Argentinian.

https://togethertube.com/rooms/yuimoasu-0000-0000-0000-filoitaliano

You are all invited in the Italian tube.

Classy Shibuya-kei and Babymetal in the playlist as well :3

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>>53443940
>>53444028

はい!しろです!そうして、がんばります!

>>53443166
>>53443591
>>53443940
>>53444028
お前らキモいな
引くわ
死ね

>>53444179
ganbatte
>>53444236
learn english lmao

>>53444338
kek, what makes you think i can't speak english?

>>53444375
you used the weebrunes

>>53444375
Did you say you're going to die from kimo therapy??

>>53444407
yeah, cause i can
plus, this is the 日本語スレッド, so i figured that if i were to offend degenerate feet lovers, i'd do it in japanese
i thought you would be at least competent enough to understand it
i was wrong
>>53444539
キモい = 気持ち悪い

please don't fight guys it makes me sad ;_;

>>53444236
貼った彼奴ってクソタレのようながらアシの写真がいいことばかりだぜ

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>>53444639
>implying i'm autistic enough to invest my time into learning japanese
lmao
all i wanna do is jack one off to j-feet

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>>53444236
>normies

>>53444755
talk less post more pics

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>>53444697
Hello there Argentina!
You're here again huh, keep coming my friend.

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>>53444697

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>>53444755
>3d feet

Helvete vad degenererad du är

>>53444949
miku is fine too

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>>53444949
>2D feet

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>>53444949
stick some more pens up your asshole fagboy

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>>53444831
>>53444831
Hi senpai! Thanks! I will try!

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>>53444949
>>53445007
>feet

>>53444697
>>53444898
just grab some popcorn
>>53444755
>implying you need to invest time in order to learn japanese
>>53444764
far from it, but i'm not into unhygienic paraphilia

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>>53445123
>unhygienic paraphilia
ah wait you're the sexually insecure dude who wants girls to shave their arms aren't you lmao get out of here

>>53445123
>far from it, but i'm not into unhygienic paraphilia
wouldn't that rule out bunda as well?

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>>53445007
The best

>>53445021
ノ

>>53445219
tits > ass
and anal isn't paraphilia

>>53445268
Okay I didn't expect that one, you win this time

>>53445123
Whichever way you look at it, feet are the thinking man's fetish. Monkeys prefer butts.

>>53445216
yeah, girls should shave their arms and legs and vagina, those are the aesthetic "norms" of our society, if you don't shave, you are lazy and dirty
if you don't like it, go to some african tribe and fuck dirty pussy

>>53445405
Considering he's also into asians gunma might be the right choice

paraphiliaはなんですか?

さいこう!

>>53445405
>there are norms on private parts
Never fails to amaze me

>>53445496
チンコのような本体部

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>>53445405
>those are the aesthetic "norms" of our society, if you don't shave, you are lazy and dirty

>>53445405
e-excuse me, sempai.
I don't prefer girls shaving their vagina. Please leave it as it goes.

>>53445391
kek, what makes you think so?
>>53445464
well, now that i think about it, asians normally don't shave, do they? lol
that's why i never watch asian porn
>>53445496
sexual prefferences in which people take pleasure mostly from things outside sex itself, if i'm not mistaken
>>53445525
sure there are, as a society, there are things which are accepted better than other things, how hard is it to understand that?
shaving genitals might not be a norm, but shaving legs and armpits normally is

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Oyasuminasai nihonjins and gaijins

Amai yume

>>53445711
Japanese pussy fur is cute.

>>53445756
Oh wait. These are norms for your porn? Lol I thought for a sec you meant norms for real sexual partners.
Things have clicked for me. No need to explain further

>>53445883
>real sexual partners
Please remember where you are right now

>>53445863
la francaise est mignon aussi, je veux croire

>>53445928
Yeah but he's talking about societal norms. I can't imagine why someone would base their idea of what societal norms are from porn. Porn is a fiction
You can see why I was confused

>>53445996
Yeah, I get it

>>53445756
If you haven't fondled the bush of an Asian while you're in bed spooning you haven't even lived yet you retarded mongoloid Favelado shit.
There is nothing better than a fluffy fur in a girls pants.
I get that Brazilians with manly tier hair growth are disgusting but QT Asians usually have an interesting pubic hair growth pattern where it starts to thin out quickly once it reaches the outer labia.
Once you're in the asscrack area you'll only find the scarce hair every now and then.

Natural Asian pussies are the greatest joy in life.

>>53445711
come on, kouhai, do you really like hair in your tongue?
>>53445883
no, well, pubic hair is generally seen as acceptable, but I think it's disgusting
what I was talking about is that, if you don't shave your armpits and legs as a girl, you're a feminazi and should die in shame
it has nothing to do with porn though
for example, if you see a girl with hairy armpits and legs, what will you think? that she's ok? no, you'll think she's some dirty fuck and wont approach her because she probably smells as well

>>53446048
why is it so hard for you to understand? your tastes are shit
not only they are shit, but they are paraphilia, you should seek professional help (I know that 4chan isn't the best place to talk about what's normal, but you're fucking disgusting and you don't even notice)
no matter if it's brazilian, japanese, korean, asian or whatever, hairy pussy is disgusting

>>53445756
>>53446264
In the end it's all subjective, and some people just don't feel the need to follow a social norm, that's why fetishes exist.
I think that there's no problem at all if they aren't affecting other people negatively.

>>53446067
I wouldn't think she's a dirty fuck. I would think, well I guess she doesn't want to shave. It doesn't matter to me cause I don't consider every woman I encounter necessarily as sex. If you're not going to have sex what do your sexual preferences matter?
And I don't consider them dirty or expect them to smell funny cause men can have hair and not smell bad. Dogs can have hair and not smell bad. Etc.

>>53446264
>it's paraphilia
uh, ok?
Being natural is paraphilia, I see.
But only being attracted to an unnatural state of the female body is totally the most normal and sane thing right lmao
git gud you nigger

How about shaving hairs on balls?
When I pee, I pull down my foreskin to expose dickhead. After I finish peeing, I pull up my underwear without setting my foreskin to the original position. (My dickhead is still exposed in my underwear.)

After a while, the foreskin automatically goes to its original position, and some hair get rolled by the foreskin at that time. This causes hurts to me. In order to avoid this, I need to shave/cut the hairs on balls.
Any questions?

>>53446264
>Stop liking what I don't like.
>everyone in the world agrees with me and you're a FREAK!

>>53446402
I keep my hair down there trimmed only for that same reason. Once it's too long it gets caught in the foreskin sometimes and that's annoying.
If I were cut I wouldn't bother shaving.

Wanikani is being shilled on /a/, is it any good?

>>53441108
>>53440211

>>53446500
if you want to pay for kanjidamage, which is free, sure

>>53446500
Kanji isn't that hard you don't need to pay for anything.

>>53446500
I wouldn't spend my money on it.
Have you tried using Anki with a RTK or KanjiDamage deck yet?

>>53446358
yes, sure, they have the right to like that
but they have the right to like pee and shit as well
and i have the right to tell them they're disgusting
>>53446378
appearance matters, the first impression get from people is from their appearence, that's a general rule, you might not think that way, but people generally do
if you walk around with dirty worn-out clothes, people will generally have a bad first impression
same with being hairy
>>53446385
if natural is dirty, doesn't matter that it's natural, liking dirty things is bad for your health
and while liking hairy pussy itself isn't paraphilia, being excited by pussy just because it's hairy is, and so is liking feet
>>53446482
YEAH!!! finally someone with some sense

>>53446700
so a hairy pussy = dirty?
i see where you're coming from
and being cut reduces the risk of HIV infections or what was that again

lmFao case closed this monkey is a braindead faggit

>>53446697
>>53446657
>>53446629
I'm already on Kanjidamage and RTK, and yeah I really couldn't see anything special with wanikani, must be ebin ruse.

>>53446700
When you find out what pussy smells like you're in for a world of confusion. Shaved or not lol.

>>53446766
Yeah just ignore him.

>>53446776
literally same shit with an annoying web interface

>>53446700
Walking around in worn out clothes is not the same as having body hair. You can be clean and not offend people's senses even if you have body hair. What you're complaining about isn't having your sense offended as in someone smelling bad. You're complaining cause they haven't lived up to the standards you think exist cause of a lifetime of watching porn.

>>53446700
Then you're essentially in the realm of opinion, you can't evaluate these kind of things objectively.

>>53446776
It's the same thing but in a more pretty package.

>>53446766
not necessarily dirty, but generally it might be
shaved pussy is easier to keep clean, since it's not my pussy and i'm not the person who washes it, i'd trust a shaved one more than a hairy one
and i don't like hair in my mouth
"this monkey is a braindead faggit" = best argument ever
>>53446784
clean pussy doesn't smell bad, regardless of being hairy or not, but shaved pussy tends to be cleaner, if the girl shaves, she probably washes it properly as well, but it might be different when it's hairy
>>53446952
how is it so hard for you to understand that it has nothing to do with porn? you made that up and stuck with it, wtf?
yeah, it's not about "having my senses offended", it's about the judgement people normally make about other people, worn out clothes and stained clothes look bad regardless of smell, the same goes for body hair
>>53447003
yeah, but i can say that feet are generally a dirty part of the body, and putting dirty things in your mouth isn't a very wise thing

the joke is that he lives in brazil. taking a breath of the niggerair over there is probably more harmful than sucking the nutsac of a japanese homeless clean.
can only imagine him sitting in his shitty 3rd world brazilian hut with dusty bare concrete floor, worn out flip flops dangling of his rancid ass feet while he's sitting at the computer sweaty and smelling like pile of dogshit himself while complaining about unshaven pussies.
can't make this shit up

Fahkin elw lads

Chek aht this quoliteh chun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKvBi5NhIxw

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>>53447179
plz no bully

>>53447179
at least i'm not a nazi

>>53446402
shave everything and you become a little girl

>>53447150
You keep referencing what people "generally believe and think" but you actually can't do more than assert that this is so. The truth is you're not sure what people generally believe. You're only sure about what you believe.
You'd like to think your opinions are generally held by others but you'd be very surprised how little people actually care.

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>>53447288
ooooh damn here we go lads

>>53447150
Yeah, you're right and in fact I also find feet fetish to be a really silly thing, but nevertheless what I am saying is that when it comes to sexual preference it's all about taste.
Even so, they can wash their feet mate.

>>53447179
>ad hominem

>>53447348
people don't care in japan because they are generally apathetic, they keep it to themselves and don't comment on this stuff (well, i can't really say this with certainty because it's only what i read about it)
but yeah, normally people react negatively to hairy women, and that's not what i think, it's what i've seen MANY times, on the internet and real life (so, at least some americans and brazilians think and react this way)
>>53447353
just answering an ignorant and stupid comment with another ignorant and stupid comment
>>53447374
the whole talk is pretty much based on ad hominems lol

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WITH THE KIDS SING OUT THE FUTURE

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Mint is my favorite ice cream flavor.

>>53447619
d-do you shave down there too, anon?

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>Japanese """""""""dance"""""""""

Let's vogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDPFVKGXFo8

>>53447902
No! You're a perv and the best flavor is generally beleived to be vanilla. It's what I hear on the Internet and from my irl friend lol
You're objectively wrong and your taste is bad and perverse

>>53447925
sure
>>53447993
kek, the person who posted the ice cream isn't the person who said that hairy pussy is disgusting, that's me
btw
>i don't have a proper argument, so i'll distort what you say and make you look stupid, everyone will laugh at your face hahaha

>>53447993
Where the fuck do you live you little shit?
Fight me you tiny dicked weeb cunt!

>>53448090
>>53448078
The pieces of chocolate look like poop and that's just dirty Ee www!!!

>>53448078
I think he knows, we are just joking.

>>53448158
The funny thing is that you're pretty much doing the same thing that you think he's doing to you.
Go figure, everyone in this fucking thread is either ignorant or just a couple of heavy shitposters.

トンでもありません!

Have you ever seen that a public hair is lying at a wrong location? I mean... have you seen a scene that a hair which is supposed a public hair is lying in refrigerator, microwave or any other places which is higher than your height? Yes, all those were done by Yo-kai. When you sleep, the Yo-kai pull your public hairs out, then he brings it to the wrong places.

>>53448158
more

>>53448463
It's definitely mysterious but I wouldn't blame ghosts.

ねぇ、ドイツ在住韓国人がいるの
みんな分かってるよねぇ

>insecure brazilian faggots report me for this

lmao

>>53448316
well, this is the internet, you can't really expect people to argue seriously and politely
when the conversation is interesting, i generally try to avoid fallacies and ad hominems, but when it's something as stupid as this, i don't even try to argue properly, and i don't even try to say what i really think, i just say stuff to get the thread active
pretty much bait
>>53448463
public hair?
well, generally, when i find it, it's in places like pizza boxes, or on burgers from mcdonalds (which i usually don't eat), so it's not youkai, it's fucking dirty people who handle my pizza

>loses an argument
>I was just trolling teeheehee

>>53448852
>pretty much bait
HAHA JOKE'S ON THEM I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

epic bait my man, banter king of rocinha right here

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>>53448852
>well, generally, when i find it, it's in places like pizza boxes, or on burgers from mcdonalds (which i usually don't eat)
WHAT

>>53448747
俺も韓国人
日本を貶めるためにここに毎日居座って自演
韓国マンセーニダ!

>>53448920
you think you won the argument? really? you are litterally the one who resorted to twisting what i say in order to make me look stupid
i think you don't know how arguments work
>>53448928
at least i don't suck people's dirty feet
>>53448941
what? they spit on it as well, normally they don't put hair because it's easily noticed

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>>53441108

>>53448852
>Public hairs in pizza box or on burgers
What...

>>53449076
>they spit on it as well, normally they don't put hair because it's easily noticed
Brazil, Ladies and Gentleman.

>>53449076
So you weren't just trolling then. Cause you think you won and now you're butthurt that you're the only one who thinks so. Or does everyone generally think you won too?

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お手数を取らせましたってのは日本語として合っているのだろうか

>>53449133
search for "spit on burger" and look at the results, most will be from america
>>53449172
is it that hard to understand? i wasn't "just trolling", i adjusted my comments to be more controversial and make the thread more active
if you want to have a proper argument, we can have one
plus, there is no such thing as "winning" an informal argument, everyone will always think they won

>>53449192
「お手間を取らせました」じゃない?「お手数かけました」とは言うけど

>>53449269
>I wasn't taking you seriously that's why I lost

>>53449356
yeah, i won't waste my energy with ザコ

BRあにき・たちどの、
これを聞いてください。

https://youtu.be/0R8LSONzQKw

>>53449520
;)

we found the supreme gent

Is it safe to say that some of you are in possession of cheese pizza?

Takahiro, without a doubt, has some.

>>53449356
>>53449520
If the premise of this discussion was feet/hairy pussy, then neither of you lost nor won, you fucking dumbfucks, because this shit can not be argued, if someone points out why they think something is shit and you go and say something back you're essentially doing the same thing he is, that's why I posted the fucking ice cream a couple minutes ago: you can't affirm that vanilla ice cream is good or bad!
Plus you don't need to act so mighty just because there are 2 other people who also share your opinion in the fucking thread.

>>53449281
https://youtu.be/aKML1t9WFoY?t=10m8s
10分9秒で「お手数取らせました」っていうんだよな
ググってもそんなに出てこないしやっぱ合ってないかな

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>>53449676
うるさいよ、馬鹿外人、あ・あれはむりですよう~! 絶対むり。

>>53449654
Dude I love ShibayanRecords, is that from their Bossa album?

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I want a Japanese girlfriend ;__;

>>53449846
Argentina please

>>53448944
ねぇ、なんでうつも他の国からやるの?
日本を貶めたいけど韓国の評判が落ちるのはイヤ
っていういつものわがまま韓国人気質?

>>53449654
格好いいね。
気に入った。
>>53449745
fite me irl fegit
as i said, i'm not being serious when i'm saying that their tastes are objectively bad, all i'm saying is that feet and body hair generally disgust me (which is my personal opinion) and that hairy stuff is generally dirtier than shaved, and feet are generally dirty, and putting random people's feet in your mouth isn't very wise (which is not only my opinion).

>>53449852
Yes from one of them, there are many. But I like the first one with this track the most. Of course it's not fucking caetano veloso or some shit hue but I think it really captures something authentically BR in spirit and in fusion with japanese lyrics i love it desu.

>>53449970
評価が落ちるとかじゃなくて馬鹿ジャップに洗脳された白人教徒を騙すためニダよ

>>53441079
No one honestly cares if you like anime here. Even major bookstores like Barnes & Noble sell manga and western comics. Being a nerd is cool now, or something.

>>53450475
>Being a nerd is cool now, or something.
Had to turn those neets into consumers somehow.

>>53450475
except for feminists
it seems that games make people violent and the game industry is misogynistic
everything is problematic and we need to point it ALL OUT! :-)

>>53449869
Look at her cute package

>>53448747
>>53448944
>>53449970
>>53450400
なんて茶番劇だ
釣りはよそでやっとくれ

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>>53450635
They were always consumers. It's more like we taught a generation of millennials to be hedonists and they spent 4 years in art school watching anime and wasting their parents' money.

>>53451132
That doesn't mean they don't want to co-opt anime and videogames. This is why we have developers like Christine Love making visual novels about queers.

>>53451697
didn't know about that
fucking feminist scum trying to desecrate my sacred visual novels

>>53441079
They don't sell doujin in the utmost places here, so it's not much of a problem

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>>53451813
Just to be clear, she's canadian.

>>53452124
whenever i get sad because i live in a shitty country, i remember that at least i'm not canadian, and i can "harass" feminists on twitter (by pointing out the flaws on their logic) and not get arrested for it

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>>53451813
There is a long tradition of queer stuff in anime and otaku culture... I even remember from my childhood. Pic related. And also off the top of my head I remember the classic visual novel series X-change, maybe you remember... So it's not new, it's just more visible and explicit now.

>>53452280
yeah, i never read X-change, but i read stuff about it
i have nothing against homossexuality or anything like that, if you're a dude who feels better dressing as a girl, go for it
but feminists are trying to ruin the world with their political correctness, preferred pronouns and professional victimhood

>>53452124
h e l p

>>53452277
I've always wanted to live in Canada, though recently I'm leaning more to Europe.

>>53452280
Is Ranma really that queer oriented though?
To me it always felt like just a humor concept.

>>53452401
God, I have to see Utena already.

>>53452514
>boy transforms into girl
Yes, I'd say there's some gender bender shit going on.

I'm surprised you guys can actually write Japanese. I used to go on /a/'s DJT, but holy shit they're bad. It seems the one's starting out are mostly contained there.

>>53452514
I've always wanted to live in japan as a neet, my dream
>>53452803
>I'm surprised you guys can actually write Japanese
the problem is that we rarely do, specially between ourselves (gaijin)

おはよう
日本語とかちょろいっすわ、まじ余裕っすわ
なお英語

>>53441765
2ch=2ちゃん
2chan=ふたば(ちゃんねる)

>>53452803
There's a lot of overlap between this thread and djt, there's just not much reason to write Japanese on djt

glass the cunt that wants to play with my sister :<

>>53452616
I know, but look at the outcome of the series.

>>53452921
Yeah, in the beginning I considered this too, but today I can't see myself fitting in the Japanese society, at least not when it comes to working and so on.
I will say though, after watching NNB I kinda want to go live in the countryside hahaha.

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>>53452280
I agree, but they're also separate phenomena with their own quirks and values. Queer narratives in Hate Plus and non-anime-related games like Gone Home are reactive to traditional western opinions on homosexuality. They want to make a product that's relevant to western queers and subvert the western stigma associated with homosexuality. I have no problem with this, but I despise their resentful opinions of traditional narratives. That is, they can't often write a simple story with queer characters. We can't have a Dune or a Blood Meridian with gay people; they need to represent vain, sickly, cynical, resentful characters like the reactive queer culture that nurtures these developers. I think this is the most obvious difference between Japanese and western games.

>>53453184
that's why i wanted to live there as a neet, wouldn't have to fit in the society, would get to buy all the juicy vn and anime
too bad i don't have enough money to live without working while buying that kind of stuff

How do I destroy the Japanese economy?

もしもし、お元気ですか?
初めまして。
私わアノンです。
どうも。

(Excuse my japanese, I am a beginer looking to get in on the fun.)

>>53453465
初めまして。私もアノンです。よろしく。

>>53453465
こんばんは、新米
元気のはじめの章を読んでいるね
頑張って、毎日勉強して方がいい

>>53453325
É só ganhar na loteria pô.
Are you from Japanese descent?

>>53453465
ハロー
元気ですよ、君は?

why do japanese writers (On wikipedia, NHK news online, etc) use the passive voice so much? I don't even know what the passive voice is in English but they use it in practically every sentence

>>53453465

うるさいバカ
俺はお前を殺す。

>>53441079
My excuse is that he should fuck off
Or more likely, that he doesn't have to fuck off, because my friend doesn't judge someone for what they enjoy watching

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>>53453714

>>53452124
Oh, she made that?

Honestly thought it was half-decent, if only for the interesting (and more or less wasted in favor of talking about muh oppresshun) setting

>>53453465
初めまして、アメリカ旗さん
私も見ての通りアノンです
日本語スレッドに来て初めてでしょうか?
もしもそうだったら、これからよろしくお願いします

>>53453628
nunca joguei, lol
nope, mostly portuguese/native, i guess, never looked too far into it though, what about you?

When can you say どうも as "Thanks"?

>>53453928
When you want to say "thanks"

>>53453465
>私わアノンです
Here you should use "は" and not "わ" It's pronounced wa but spelled ha.

>>53453887
Me neither.
I know that I have some trace of Italian blood from my mom's family side but I'm probably really mixed. I'm really curious about it actually, but getting the information would take a considerable amount of work I guess.

>>53453928
It's a bit casual since it's an abbreviation, don't use in formal occasions.

>>53454119
>but getting the information would take a considerable amount of work I guess.
would it? isn't it just about asking people?
if you don't want very detailed info, you can just ask your closest relatives
unless they're all dead, in that case, it'll be a pain

btw, just wanted to leave this here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcGPYxpPt6Q

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Have you prayed today?
Pic related is the most famous god in America

>>53453928
Don't worry, you're not Japanese so they wont give a fuck.

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>>53454510
khaled > all
you loyal, i appreciate that
go by yo mama house
go by yo whole family houses
another one
and another one
and another one
another one
and another one

しりとりです
曖昧を避けるために、カナを使ってください
俺は始まる、

「しつもん」

>>53453607
有難う。

>>53454654
nigger

>>53454471
My family also don't know shit for some reason.

Never played that but the delicious healthy brown is the best.

糞スレだな

>>53453628
私わ元気です。

>>53454733
フランス人ほどクソですね

おはよう
また糞スレなの?

>>53454743
Baka gaijin, see >>53454099

>>53454099
Thank you.

>>53454743
その場合に、「は」を使うほうがいい

I, too, want to see the destruction of Japanese economy.

Leaf sister

>>53454654
>曖昧を避けるために、カナを使ってください
>俺は始まる、
>「しつもん」
>>53454743
>わ

You're a genius, genuinely made me laugh.

>>53454654
you can't finish the words with ん, you dip, i'll take it from the "も"
もめん
>>53454701
yeah, the skank is better than the bitch

>>53454780
I didn't see that post when I made my 2nd post.

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>>53454777
いいえ、ホモスレだ

>>53453928
after checkout at stores, restaurants and others

>>53454811
are you stupid? The entire point of shiritori is to not use a word ending in ん

I'll just start from め
メロン

>>53454811
The other "healthy" and delicious brown is even better.

>>53454777
>糞スレ
>日本スレ
>糞 = 日本
>日本 = 糞
>糞 + 日本 = 3 characters
a triangle has 3 sides
illuminati confirmed

>>53454771
足のそばにデカイ蜘蛛が這ってくるぞ?

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>>53454895

>>53453465
あたくしはホモです、よろしく

実は、FFシリーズが好きじゃない

>>53454165
This
>>53453928
For example

When you received a product from a salesclerk in a shop

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>>53454938
ニュージーランドにはでっかい蜘蛛なんてないよ

>>53439726
Why do Italian women love Japanese men so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c-2ketE4Ww

>>53454864
>being this retarded
at least use a decent word, i'll start with ロ, let's do it right this time dudes
ロリコン
>>53454881
calling her brown is racist and it hurts my whore feelings

>>53447654
MAYBE KIDS DON'T NEED THE MASTERS

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>>53455001
Dear god, look at her.
HHGGNNNNNNN

>>53455070
JAS WAITIN FO DA RIROL BWASWAS

>>53454654
ンジャメナ

>>53454788
その通りだね 本当はそうしないといけない
ただ、女子中学生はわざと「わ」を使うことがあるよ

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>>53455148
0/10 you have shit taste. Clearly Lola is best girl

>>53455209
ナン

>>53455148
kek, not my cup of tea t.bh
>>53455282
ンゴロンゴロ

>>53455236
俺わ女子の中学生ので君のポストが勉強になりましたわ。

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>>53455241

>>53455236
語尾だと思ったら失望した

>>53455303
Let me guess, the 猫耳?
Or perhaps the schoolgirl?

寒すぎると思ったら初雪観測とかマジかよ

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>>53455440
>語尾
FUCKING THANKS, i was looking everywhere for this word because i wanted to say the exact same thing, and was getting frustrated because i couldn't remember it, and wasn't finding it anywhere
>>53455443
none of them tb.h
いい女には
たばこと
屋上と……
そしてヒラヒラ服だわね……

subahibi when

>>53455716
the TL, you mean? might never be completed kek
subahibi was the main reason why i took initiative to actively learn japanese, i REALLY wanted to read it, and it was taking so long that i figured that i could get fluent in the language before it came out
it was a good decision, i started reading it in the beginning of 2015, it took me like 2 months to finish it (my jp was trash [and still is], so reading it felt very sluggish overall, but i did it)

>>53455716
>>53456049
>subahibi
That looks somewhat interesting. Guess I'll add it to the backlog

こんばんわ!お元気ですか。

I'm starting to study japanese :D I'm having good times at it. I'll be monitoring this thread!

>>53456049
senpai, sugoi! how many years have you been studying nihongo? I was under the impression it is very difficult VN because wittgenstein, etc.

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>>53456654
Enjoy your stay

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>>53456691
I-I want to love you tenderly, Fintaro-kun.

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>>53456867

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>>53457047
Kidding. Just wanted to get that cute reaction out of you.

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>>53456691
the girl in summer holiday with me.

>>53455346
>ポストが勉強になりましたわ
普通であれば、この文章は標準語で、あなたが意図して使ってる通り、女性が使う古い丁寧で上品な言葉になるよ。

しかし、この文章は関西地方では、同じ文章なのに、主に中年以上の男女が使う若干古い丁寧な方言に変わるよ。

イントネーションが違うだけで意味はどちらも同じだよ。
ちょっとややこしいかも。

どうでもいい豆知識でした。

>>53457105
don't play me like this

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>>53457105
Why you bully me

>megamemes
>目がmemes
>eye is a memes
wa la

>>53456654
see >>53454099
It's a figure of speech, but it still applies here.

>>53457516
あわわわわわわ

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>>53457701
I-It's my way of expressing affection..

>>53455440
間違って「わ」を使われたら混乱するね

>>53457516
how to date idols, senpai? please teach us

>>53456654
頑張って!

>>53456654
こんにちは 元気だよ
日本語の勉強がんばってね

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誰かいませんか!!

>>53458373
いないよ~

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この状況ならオッサンは間違いなくHow muchと言うよ

お前ら童貞なの?

>>53458599
わたしゎ童貞じゃないよ生娘だょ

>>53449281
>>53449778
「手数をかける」と「手間をかける/とる」とが混ざっちゃってる感じだよね。

手数=他者が自分のために何かする
手間=自分が他者のために何かする

なので、相手に面倒をかけて申し訳ないって場面では、「お手数かけて申し訳ない」または「お手間をかけさせて申し訳ない」

ただ、「手間をかける」という言葉には自発的に熱心に喜んでやってるニュアンスがあるので、やってもらったことに対して「申し訳ない」って感じで使うには、なんとなく上から目線でたかびー。

なので、意図に反して予想外に労力や時間がかかった時に使う「手間取る」のように、「取る」を使って「お手間を取らせて申し訳ない」という言い方にすることが通例。

「手数」はもともと碁や将棋の手の数だと言われているように、「取っていく」ものではなく「かかってしまうもの」なので、「手数を取る」とは言わないのが普通だし、「手数取る」なんて使い方もない。

なので「手数を取らせます」は間違いではないけど、あんまり使わないので違和感がある。

説明長くてごめん

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https://www.timeshighereducation.com/news/social-sciences-and-humanities-faculties-close-japan-after-ministerial-intervention
>All the recent war propaganda anime
>Pressuring high school students to join the military
>Silences any media that criticizes the government
>Trying to change the constitution
>Now this

So what are you guys going to do while your country destroys itself?

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>>53439751
オナホールの割には高くつく。
>>53439878
使い捨て。
>>53455236
めちゃくちゃ、言うなよ。
お前さ、格助詞の「は」と、終助詞の「わ」の区別もつかないのか?
>>53455440
「わ」は、女性言葉に使われる終助詞。
「よ」「ね」と同じで、殆ど意味はない。
格助詞の「は」は、「わ」を使ってはならない。
>>53457548
関西といっても、神戸の山手言葉な。
女言葉は、ここの「お嬢様言葉」、つまり明治の女学校が起源。
もちろん、それ以前には「女言葉」はない。

関西弁といっても、河内弁は下品。
>>53458599
パンツ屋は、姫始め以来の、久々のエッチを、娘に阻止された。

今日の日本語。
「姫始め」

kanadajin3

>>53458761
今期はゆるゆりみたいなほのぼのアニメは何かある?

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>>53458736
さてさて、
>手数=他者が自分のために何かする
>手間=自分が他者のために何かする

そう言えないこともないが、その前に

「手間」は、時間や労力のこと。
これに、対し
「手数」は、それをするのに要する動作・作業などの数のこと。


後半の説明はいいれど、「てすう」と「てかず」の説明がごっちゃ。

>>53457819
I thought は(as wa) was only used as topic particle...

>>53458761
>格助詞の「は」と、終助詞の「わ」の区別もつかないのか?

こんにちわ生命体と普段接触がないことがわかったw

大学生ぐらいまでなら、こんにちわ、普通だよ。理由は、わの方が形が可愛いから。

ちな、社会人になっても「こんにちわ」なのは概して高卒以下

>>53458761
>>53455236
お前は女に縁がないのか?
お前は中学生の時に女の子とメールのやり取りしたり彼女らの手紙を読んだりしたことないの?

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>>53458873
どうかな、いい「日常系がない」
そういえば、
ハルチカ
「幼なじみ(男)と三角関係」。
まあ、本家の腐った方々の評価

ギャル子
「下ネタトーク」を15分間。

>>53458736
反例、といっても一般的だが、
「おてすうでした(お手数でした)}=お手間でした。
「てがずをかける(手数をかける)」=手間をかける。
だろ。
>>53459014
「こんにちは」
「こんばんは」
あくまでも、格助詞は「は」と表記すると外人には教えよう。
>>53459057
中学生女子の父なんですが。
お前が、そう使うのは勝手だが、ここは語学板なので、外人さんには「正しい日本語」を教えよう。

パンツ屋は、一時間遅れの昼休みを、とっていた。仕事に戻る。
、

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ただいま!

>>53459232
お帰り、じゃないちゃん

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>>53459351
ゲンキイイイイイ?

>>53459477
元気いいいいいいいいいいい!!!!

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>>53459583
よかった! 私も!

>>53459225
>>53459057
ここの掲示板の空気読めてる?w
日本の女子中学生のことを教えてあげてもいいじゃないか しかも「は」について「本来ならそうだ」ってるじゃないかw どんだけ頭弱いんだw
知らなかっただけでしょw
顔が赤くなってるよw
気になって今見てるだろうからもう一つ言ってあげるねw
>>53457548
神戸以外の関西地区でも「わ」を付けますw三重もねw
なぜなら俺も俺の親も関西人だからw
因みに名古屋地区あたりも「わ」を付けるよw
関西でいう「あかんわ」が「だめだわ」「いかんわ」になりますw
自称女子中学生のお父さんw
残念でしたねw

>>53458761
>>53457548 (You)
>関西といっても、神戸の山手言葉な。
東京の山の手言葉じゃないの?

wtf I can't solve the captcha.

I did it but I forgot what I wanted to post.

>>53459739
訂正

「本来ならそうだ」ってる→「本来ならそうだ」って言ってる

>>53459949
You were going to help me bully じゃないちゃん remember?