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>Be me a portuguese guy in Sweden
>Start walking on a sidewalk
>I notice 2 swedish ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I pick my rosary necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>I say:How about you step the fuck back from the ladies?''
>They look at me,and angrily charge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They grab their guns
>They point them at me
>I pick my Carracks black sword
>They shoot at my knee
>I fall on my knees
>This music starts playing:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyAY8xENAiU
>I stand tall
>I say:''Deus Vult''
>I charge at them
>They keep shooting
>I slice them all,however,I get heavily injured and start losing blood at a fast rate
>A group of woman grab my hand and ask:''What's your name,and where do you come from,brave hero?''
>I say:''My name is João,and I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe
>They ask:''What do you want to be known for?''
>I say:''Protecting the weak,serving my faithful catholic religion''
>They answer:''You shall die as a hero and rise as a saint.May your act of heroism motivate others as they did to us.''
>I look at the sky and say:''This is good,isn't it, mother?
>Tears start rolling down my cheeks as I say my last words:
ESTA É A DITOSA PÁTRIA MINHA AMADA
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>>53435425
racist shitlord.
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t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>53435515
Stop calling me that,cute boy... :(
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good story desu
had a chuckle, i give a 7/10 because you wrote "saint.May"
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Really should have answered 'Alberto Barbosa' when they asked about your name.
It could be a name of collective White Paladin of Portugal, not only faithful to Christianity but also selfless.
Not even kidding now.
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>>53435425
10 oбocpaвшихcя нa лeкции из 10.
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>>53435944
What was that gopnik?
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>>53435425
quite a story
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>>53435425
Rest, brave one! You have earned it. I shall gather the men. Tonight we will ride to Stockholm, and free us from this black unholy plauge.
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>>53441998
DEUS VULT!
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>>53441998
You have my sauna
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Swedish girls are the hottest in the world
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>>53435425
>you will never unleash you inner aztec vs muslims and africans
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>>53442244
And how many of these are actually swedish?
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>>53442384
All of them
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>>53442244
That type of bleach blonde woman is actually my least favorite type of woman.
And if you look at all those women individually, none of them have particularly striking facial features. They're just bimbos.
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>>53442244
Only one of them is natural blonde. Unless the others decided to colour their already blonde hair to bimbo blonde.
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>>53442587
The bimbo look is literally the best
>>53442699
Do Swedish girls like American men?
I'm thinking about visiting Gothia
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>>53442322
>you inner aztec
You dont have any aztec in you, you damn taco nigger. Aztecs were completely buttfucked.
You have lots of Spaniard in you though, unleash that inner Reconquista. I hear it gives you a +2 racial bonus against muslim enemies and +1 income to all former territories you bring back into the fold.
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>>53435425
Here is how it actually went down
>Be me a portuguese guy in Sweden
>Start walking on a sidewalk
>I notice 2 swedish ladies are getting groped by a group of muslims while their boyfriends are watching
>I join my moorish brethren in their conquest of Europa
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>>53442973
No, it's the actual most plebian and worst.
You don't seek beauty, you only seek a shallow vision of beauty.
The true goat of all time masterrace is slender, pale skin, dark hair, and light eyes.
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>>53442973
LOL, you can actually tell if there's an attractive woman under all that makeup and spray tan?
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>>53443176
Goddamn light-eyes oppressing all the hard working dark-eyes.
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May God protect Portugal.
DEUS É GRANDE
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>>53443331
Shitskin detected
If you don't have blue eyes you're not white
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>>53442973
They like tall men with a strong upper body and good looks. I don't think being American can give negative nor positive effect.
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Descansa em paz João
O teu sacrifício em nome da Europa e do cristianismo nunca será esquecido
DEUS VULT
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>>53443741
I'm 5'11" so manlet
Looks like no Swedish gf for me ;__;
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>>53443839
CONOCIA QUADI ET JUVENATUM
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>>53443942
5'11'' is not manlet
t.6'0''
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>>53444111
6' is king of manlets desu
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>>53435425
gelada estória mano
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>>53444160
it's funny because your mother has the same opinion
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>>53435425
Obrigado para seu ajuda Alberto
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t. Alberto Barbosa's fanatasy world
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>>53442057
Jean wasn't swedish though
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>>53443522
> If you don't have blue eyes you're not white.
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