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Smiley edition
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crayon pop
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>gif

fuck off
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where did these fucking smileys come from
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charli lads
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doing a sigh at anything but classic simpsons on channel 4
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i do not have a girlfriend
ama
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goyim
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it's the motherfucking D R E
DR DRE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
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chekc em
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moz
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>>53434043
Germany, idiot

no idea how they're still exporting these things after all these years
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>lionel messi isn't the best player in the world
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>>53434043
www.free-smiley.de
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Kyary
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>>53434051
fucking hell
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>>53434043
it's a forced meme by an autist
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>>53434097
but why
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Look, yes it's sad that someone died, but David Bowie was a homosexual, so I have no sympathy for him
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>>53434095
football is literally the easiest sport
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poured myself a whisky
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>>53434095
the man kicked the ball
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why is my room so cold
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>>53433899
Did you know that yanks don't have rice with chilli?
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>Women winning ball kick awards
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Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-
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>>53434051
spoiler this hog
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>>53434001
When people gloat about multiculturalism and diversity, what exactly are they bragging about? They're bragging, but who are they bragging to? I don't get it. It's like it's just a brain dead exercise of parroting buzzwords without actually understanding what they are doing.
The only arguments they can come up with is "cuisine" (a word to basically make dirty curry shops sound like high end aristocratic Parisian dining).
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*schemes*
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>>53434149
what do you have it with?
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>>53434001
He is looking at the ball
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kpop t͏bh fa͏m
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>>53434097
http://www.free-smiley-faces.de/
has even more
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I'm an obese lunk and I wear a rimmed hat
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>>53434144
Draught windows m8. Maybe an air vent?
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>>53434136
>>53434143
t. overweight anime fans
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>>53434076
Go away Grandad
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>>53434097
Virus do not click
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the normies need to leave
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>>53434174
>but who are they bragging to?
all their progressive mates, hoping for progressive brownie points
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>>53434129
Bowie had a son, that son directed Moon.
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Ben, how's business?
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>>53434129
also, how very irresponsible. he had a 15 yo
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>>53434233
Jesus Christ
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>did the man kick the ball?
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>>53434221
>>53434095
>I watch sports
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>>53434051
phwoar
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I once met an brit at a bar, we were so sarcastic it transcended normal human limits. I ended up not knowing if we were friends or if we were having an argument. Such was the level of bantz. Thinking about it still makes me anxious to this day.
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>>53434221
the world saw through your """""sport""""" when 7-1 happened
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*commits usury*
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>>53434207
fucking hell i do actually have a vent

why did i never think of that
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>>53434252

Only 4 cocks today.
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Did the Japanese lesbian kick the ball?
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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?
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There's snow on the mountain lads.
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communism is the best system
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>I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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>>53434351
nice proxy sara
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>>53434296
>see a fellow brit in a bar in aus
>he hasn't been back in over 20 years
>he was telling me about cockney reds and how great London was
>call him a rasheed and walk out
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*conspires*
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>>53434332
very good, seeing her tomorrow
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>>53434332

Found one that might be interested, still testing the water
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>>53434176
Lincoln yank? How have you been in Britain for years and you don't know that we eat chilli with rice?

What, do you think we actually have cornbread too?
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>>53434326
so, booming?
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unbelievable
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so sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7SouU3ECpU
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>>53434406
TINY FLAG
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>>53434332
Irish Liverpol fan
>Bf material
*swipes*
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depressed beyond belief
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>>53434424

what the fuck is cornbread?
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>>53434464
*financially supports all parties of a war*
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C A R A
A
R
A
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>>53434407
>>53434414
good lads
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>>53434457
Where's UKIP?
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>>53434296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4QS8nL6bY
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>>53434332
>>53434471
why are the irish so obsessed with liverpool
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>>53434457

london even doesn't have the excuse of being poor for voting labour, it's literally that filled with pakis
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>>53434362
kek
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>>53434457
yfw 'coalburners' come from the same places
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>>53434517
1 (one) seat
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>>53434475
same

when did yours start
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live 5 minutes from an offy lads this is great
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>>53434475

Go for a run
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>>53434514
dreaded valentines day is nearing though
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>>53434487
ur nan
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>>53434332
not great
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>>53434457
absolute madness
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>>53434233
>Being anti-nuclear power
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>>53434517
ukip? UKIP!?
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me on the right
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>>53434557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
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>>53434522

Do you not know where scousers come from?
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>shilling for refugees on the Balon D'or
*changes channel*
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im a gummy bear
oh yes im a gummy bear
gummy gummy gummy bear
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>That's right, I do post shitty smiley gifs
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just caught my gf putting a needle through my condoms
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>>53434509
good post
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>>53434617
FONT
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>>53434541

been unhappy as long as i can remember
serious depression started about 6 years ago (27 now)
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Thought the lads at work were taking the piss when they told me Bowie died

Wish the reaper would've took me instead 2bh
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>>53434605
council houses
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>>53434351
alri aisha
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*extracts money from US to support Israeli state*
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>>53434587
Looking good Dave
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>>53434617
this is a nightmare of mine
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>>shilling for refugees on the Balon D'or
>*changes channel*
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Poleaboo is going to check out the femdom manga releases over the last 9 months (hopefully some new MAME)
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>>53434406
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these dubs are wrong at a time when shitposting is going on
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I fingered a bird and she shit down my arm..
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http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/11/hobbies-happier-gardening-bird-watching-stroking-cat
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>>53434663
Get a vasectomy like me then
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>>53434652
giz a plaster i have a cut doc
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>>53434616
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA POOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>53434646

actually laughed

good job
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>>53434051
Fucking nice lad
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>>53434647

looks dead inside
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>>53434647
want to absolutely own this babe's means of production
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>>53434487
Yank bread made with corn. I tried it once, it's actually more cake than bread. It's way too sweet to eat for dinner.
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>>53434617
>Using johnnies with your girlfriend
wew
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>>53434332
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>>53434076
Gonna be distraught when he dies lad
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>>53434171
this
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>>53434692
FONT
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>>53434697
>tfw love gardening, classical music and other old man things
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>>53434647

Her arm looks like a boomerang
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>>53434704
>>53434689
*shadily acquires wealth*
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>fedora posting going into overdrive when the normies are home

hmmmm, so it was the normies polluting the thread all along, hmmm, this is susprising.............
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>the year is 2050
>Germant is still struggling with its "refugee" crisis
>economy is tanking
>civil unrest everywhere
>Gerabia, a new nation formed in South Germant, population of 12 million descendants of Mulsim "refugees", is celebrating its 10th year of independence

>the year is 2050
>China, having no "refugee" crisis, is free to advance scientifically and economically
>the twentieth anniversary of their first Martian settlement is coming up
>millions of Chinese already living on Mars

>the year is 2050
>America still the number one economy
>many Europeans have fled here after it became clear that Europe was never going to be the same
>number one economy
>colonizing andromeda at this point after discovering wormhole technology

>the year is 2050
>Britian has abolished the monarchy after too many kings in a row instead of queens
>debates over whether or not Britons should add a seperate Pakistani monarchy to help the immigrants feel closer to home
>every ethnic Briton male must serve mandatory duty away from Britain
>all British females by law will required to carry and brith at least two Pakistani children for every one ethnic British person, because the ethnic Brits still are a majority, and majorities are rascit
>every married British woman who marries a British man is given one Pakistani boyfriend by law on their wedding night, so they can freely mate with him
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>>53434766
2,1
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can't believe people actually lurk this shit
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>>53434774
same desu. can't think of a worse death. especially because all the lefties will be throwing parties
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>>53434819
>>many Europeans have fled here after it became clear that Europe was never going to be the same
would if america wasnt so anti forst worlders
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>>53434332
Can we not go for a different liverpool player this year la?
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>>53434818
why aren't emoji's intergrated into browsers by now? baka
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This cunt walks up to you in the pub and slaps ye gf's arse. Wot do?
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>>53434858
should move on to a different club
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i see the the degenerate hipsters are out again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O3B7m7244o
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>>53434833

Don't steal my occasional gimmick you fucking nonce
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Reading cute manga
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>>53434868
pull out my shotgun and shot him in self defense
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>>53434868
that's called a high five lad
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>>53434819
t. Pedro Chan
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>>53434858
good shout actually, I'll post a different one later
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Onto Shrek the Third lads
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>>53434854

That'll all change when the savior is elected
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>>53434819
FOY
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*commits war crimes*
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>>53434868
>implying I have a gf
>implying I go to pubs
>implying I drink
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>>53434899
gay
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>>53434868

Tell him guns are illegal and phone the police

That will teach the cunt
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>>53434868
Unsheathe my butter knife
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>>53434858
Bob isn't handsome enough
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>>53434954
Yes it is
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>>53434191
photoshopped to hell dog
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starting that making a murderer thing
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>>53434913
A reminder that Trump is an ira donor and has British blood on his hands.
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>>53434332
Still haven't managed to seduce Cara.
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>>53434984
DROP IT GET ON THE GROUND NOW BIN THAT KNIFE
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>>53434868
so long as he doesn't spill my tuborg we're square
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>>53434868
slap his arse back that cheeky minx, maybe a light squeeze as well
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>>53434999
thats because shes my gf runt
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>>53434939
you forgot to change your name to Hamas
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unironically prefer wanking to black girls than I do any other race of girl
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>>53434998
why is trump so amazing?
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>>53435007
*triple somersalts over you*
*decapitates you with the force of a thousand suns*
"nothin personell"
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>>53435039

Do you say wank out loud irl?
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>>53434998

All the more reason to vote for him, 2bh.
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http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
http://strawpoll.me/6511253/
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>>53434998
this 2bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ZPcPHJAno
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>>53435082
your spelt personal wrong
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>>53435096

no. I don't say any word for masturbation out loud
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gf just sent me this lads
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>>53435161
fuck off nonce
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>>53435033
Then I must beat in a battle to the death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SK0cUNMnMM
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need a yank to vocaroo "I'm a yank doing a wank"
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>I take strawpolls very seriously and always take my time considering which answer best reflects my opinions instead of picking the most banterous option
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>>53435082
*calls in PC police and SAS forces*
*turn around and see the SAS dont fill the diversity quota of 50% minorities*
*start to shake uncontrollably and stutter*
*heart ruptures
*dies screaming in agony*
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>>53435135

no lad, you just made it personal
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>>53435135
you spelled spelt rong
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>>53434998
isn't it a known fact that the us government donates to terrorists anyway? God I HATE the yank government...
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>shrek movies after the second one

so so bad
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how do you think you will die?


me? car crash
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>>53435036
*demands reparations for shoah*
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>>53435225

>I hate the yank government (HATE IT)
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>>53434998
Based Trump
8 years please
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>>53434998
Scumbag piece of shit.
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>>53435249
a broken heart
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>>53435249

I'm going to fall off of something or some sort of organ failure
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>>53435246
ngl first one is pretty shit, remember it being a lot better. Second one is alright though.
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>why is trump so amazing
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>>53434998
Can you briefly do a tl;dr on this guy and why?

I'm reading about him now and it says he supported the peace process and got the IRA militants to stop violence in 2005, on the other hand it says he might be connected to a kidnapping and murder in 1972 but was shown not guilty in court. England > Ireland btw.
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>leona lewis at ballon dor

pffftt
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>>53435249
killed valiantly fighting against hordes of saracens to defend Zion and the people of Israel
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>>53435225
Just a bit of banter lad
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>>53435249
Aids
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>>53435249
A hail of gunfire in the uprising
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>>53435320
he had literally the best life ever

prove me wrong
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>>53435360
alri danny
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>>53435201
*resurrected by the ancestor spirits of yore*
*The multicultural hordes stand in awe of the miraculous event*
*send surges of omnipotent energy forth, decimating their ranks*
*ascend to space to achieve godhood*
*bend the cosmos to my will*
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>>53435097
>I support a terrorist murderer
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refugees? more like RAPEfugees lol
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>>53435334
>ngl first one is pretty shit
>not liking

SOMEBODY
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>>53435197
lads it's time you knew something

the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites

the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence

spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
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>tfw no 15 ft gf to smash your dick to pieces
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>>53435249
probs cancer tbH
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>>53435387
>betas doing anything except taking their meagre lot and resigning to being bitchmode for life
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>>53435249

drug overdose probably combo of benzos+opiates+booze
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is the FUT market going to crash tonight
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>>53435423
Yank-tier post tbf.
I'll post a cara to make up for it.
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>>53435097
>funds pro-mass immigration militant socialist murderers
>"all the more reason to vote for him"
>>
>>53435404
the ira were freedom fighters ya twat
>>
watching some old bangbros stuff with this milf redhead called neesa
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>>53435496
>>funds pro-mass immigration militant socialist murderers

you mean the Clintons?
>>
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcV1UpZAWAc
>>
>>53435249
in my bed, surrounded by my loving family
>>
>>53435404

A brit trying to take the moral high ground about supporting terrorism is fucking hilarious 2bh
>>
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>get called in for suspected plagiarism
>explain that it's impossible for me to copy a classmate's work since I literally have no friends
>the look of pity on their face when they allow me to leave

I want to kill myself
>>
>tfw no roy cropper bf to dip his balls in the beans and make you lick it off
>>
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>>53435033
>>53434999
ummmmmmmm??? *scoffs* she's taken by a real man, move along little boys...
>>
so you know the road well
but you never can tell
you've got to be wise
you could be surprised

get seen by traffic
morning and night

BBBBRRRAAAAP
BLUT BLUT


rate my freestyle lads
>>
>>53435485

I miss spending stupid amounts of money buying coins on 15
>>
>>53435366
>>53435275
ye
>>
>>53435549
>be americunts
>fund al-quaeda to fight USSR
>end up fighting al-quaeda
toppest kek well done lads
>>
>>
>>53435564
no no no nooooooooo
>>
>>53435542
>loving family
FONT
>>
>>53435549
ARE YOU TAKING THE MORAL FOOKING HIGH GROUND
>>
>>53435560
hahahahaha
>>
why are brits so bro tier?
>>
>>53435560
>tfw English teacher said my shakespeare essay was plagiarised

was fuming at the time 2bh
>>
>>53435564
extremely funny post
>>
Literally just got home

Why can't spastics stop crashing on the motorway?

Literally stuck this morning and stuck just then because morons feel the need to smash into walls and off of people
>>
>>53435632
its over
>>
>>53435560

That isn't even a real fucking problem m8, go make some friends if you feel like this
>>
>>53435632

IT'S OVER, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
>>
What does FONT mean, lads?
>>
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>lads it's time you knew something

>the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites

>the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence

>spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>>
>>53435642
>bro
FOY
>>
>>53435097
And this is why I will always hate Americans. No memes, I genuinely hate you for what you have done.
>>
DAVID BOWIE DEAD LADS

FUCK

NOOOO

IM CRYING RIGHT NOW TBBH
>>
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>plagiarised loads
>still haven't been caught
>>
1000 word essay due in 5 hours and I haven't even started it. What am I like?
>>
>>53435632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H3o8r7JgGY
>>
>>53435676
idiot
>>
>>53435710
200 words an hour is fucking easy
>>
>>53435642
its all them sikhs we got
>>
>>53435688
it's the type of text lad like times new roman, arial, verdana etc.
>>
>>53435688

Fuck Off Normie Twat

I really have no idea
>>
there are guys who put their willies in 9/10 girls on a regular basis and come inside and then cuddle them in bed after

blows my mind that people actually live that sort of life
>>
>>53435536
probably them too tbqh
although the clintons are complete snakes have no ideology other than getting power
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35274783
Is this the end of commieblocks?
>>
>>53435549
>>53435632
>>53435665
>>53435677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec
>>
The worst part about somebody as influential and fantastic as Bowie dying is how I have to spend the next week hearing how everybody was his biggest fan.

Does my fucking head in
>>
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>DAVID BOWIE DEAD LADS

>FUCK

>NOOOO

>IM CRYING RIGHT NOW TBBH
>>
>>53435489
netherlands is bluepill, that woman is a shape shifter. you can tell from the spacing between her eyebrows. we need to be more careful in order to protect the white race brother. PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>>
>>
>>53435750
Trump gave money to Hilary's senate campaign and he golfs with Bill
>>
>>53435753
I hate how labour can just go

NEEDS MORE MONEY

like duh, everything needs more money
>>
>>53435663

apes controlling 2500kg of metal that can go over 100mph, think about it
>>
>>53435676
You don't think I would have made friends if I could?
>>
>>53435740
>Fuck Off Normie Twat
I will be using this then
>>
>>53435803
well if its so obvious why aren't the bloody tories doing it!!
>>
>>53435829
FONF
>>
>>53435225
Yes, Americans are the scum of the Earth.
>>
>"Controversial new studies performed by top universites have revealed that the american populace is, in fact, confirming common stereotypes about the inhabitants of the United States, essentially composed of nothing but dumb fat niggers"
thoughts?
>>
>>53435852
FOCS
>>
>>53435810

Come on lad, why can't you make any friends?
>>
>>53435849
they are probably giving it to the bloody bankers

*spits on the ground*

tory scum
>>
>>53435663
Driving test needs to be multitudes harder
>>
>>53435701
Yes, I'm sure Jose the cashier in San Fransisco cares deeply about Irish domestic politics

Would be surprised if even more than 5% of youth under 30 here give a shit about the troubles and all that anyways
>>
>>53435745
Probably seems fairly banal to them, like when we wank to a particularly good porn video.

Humans are only happy when we're progressing; when we're plateauing, whether somewhere at the bottom or middle, or at the top, we're not happy.
>>
Which one of you banterous individuals posted David Mitchell in /agdg/
>>
want to die on one of the rare occasions i go out, preferably at someones birthday night out or something, i'm like dying on the pavement from a speedball and the girls are all hugging each other and crying as they try vainly to resuscitate
>>
>>53435348
He's a terrorist that is the "political" face of the organisation is the best tl:dr.
>>
>>53435904
all me
>>
>>53435856
sounds like a study a jew would come up with. sneaky beaknosed shits. no wonder gas worked so well on them - PHYFF3R [holocaust is a hoax]
>>
>>53435348
its pretty much an open secret that he is a terrorist
>>
>>53435932
ok
>>
>>53435915

All i took from that is that you want some attention
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hDbpF4Mvkw
>>
>>53435800
sheeeiiit
our kid trump is off his head
also its a bit mad that america is at the point where they are openly electing oligarchs instead of people paid off by oligarchs
>>
>>53435915
good news, anon: the resuscitation was successful

bad news: you are a vegetable
>>
>>53435976
have you read the blair and the yank president, name eludes me, conversations

mention a bit about him, quite interesting
>>
>>53435885
Because I'm a boring person with barely any hobbies. I can't find enjoyment in most forms of entertainment: books, films, TV, video games, music, etc. And because I lack these interests, I lack the ability to connect with anyone on a personal level.
>>
>>53434998
Good lad Trump.
>>
want to be killed in a hit and run desu. don't want to see it coming.
>>
>>53435996
A shining light, even in death...we are Diamond Dogs.
>>
>>
>>53436035
You sound autistic desu, what hobbies do you have?
>>
>>53436039
stand in the middle of your road i'm speeding down now
>>
>>53436052

3 is staring into my soul
>>
phone just rang, looked like another recruitment agency, was too scared to answer
>>
>>53435938
>"The same researchers involved in the work on america have done a project on the australian populace, which, albeit incomplete, has demonstrated conclusive enough evidence that the bulk of the inhabitants of the large island is composed of petrol-sniffing-related-disease-ridden aboriginals"
>>
>>53436087
its a different kind of mental illness
>>
>>53435904
me again haha
>>
>>53435348
he was a pacifist totally committed to peace
>>
>>53435249
In my mothers arms
>>
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>>53436033
Bill Clinton m8
>>
>>53436128
What kind lad?
>>
>>53436037
fuck off breton twat
>>
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I wonder how many of them froze and thought "maybe I shouldn't have supported terrorists". Karma is a bitch.
>>
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>anon are you still a virgin?
>>
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>>53436052
>tfw socially unacceptable to wear ugg boots
>>
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>>53436096
>>
>>53436151
Fuck Blair
>>
>>53436052
3 > 4 > POWER GAP > 2 > 1
>>
>>53436183
bend over and show me your cunt you dirty slut
>>
>>53436172
When did america support Chechen terrorists
>>
>>53436172
fake!
>>
Neymar is winning this
>>
favourite bowie song then lads?
always like this one haha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPVrFIP0CMs
>>
>>53436121
nice try lizardman you won't trick me - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>>
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>Fuck Blair
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35280386
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35280386
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35280386
OH MY GOD WHAT?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!
>>
>>53436183
If you say yes they go AWWW THAT'S SO SWEET but they won't want to shag you.
>>
what would /brit/ be if /tv/,/pol/ and /sp/ left?
>>
>>53436251

LLOYD WINS WOMEN'S PLAYER OF THE YEAR EVERYONE!!
>>
>>53436183
yes
giz a pity shag ;_;
>>
>>53436152
Depersonalisation or something like that

not him btw
>>
>>53436276
>africans and arabs raping
not very believable lad
>>
Messi storm on /sp/
>>
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>>53436134


t. Paddy 'Anglo slayer' Mcgrath
>>
>>53435853
Seems 2me you suffer from an Irish version of this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotlight_effect

You might be obsessed with N.I politics but exaggerated how many people outside the isles care or have connection with it (aside from cancerous heritagefags)

>>53435915
opiate overdosing is really unpleasant, terrible way to want to die desu
>>
>>53436257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
>>
>>53436295
/shit/
>>
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>i know what tory stands for
>>
>>53436276
>Riot police used water cannon to disperse anti-migrant protesters in Cologne on Saturday.
SAY IT LOUD
>>
>>53436313
That where you feel like you're out of your own body observing yourself? If so it's fucking awful m8
>>
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Messi wun it

that's it then
>>
>>53434819
Nice try, curryman.
>>
not a fan of the normallows
>>
>>53436344
>opiate overdosing is really unpleasant
proofs?
>>
>>53436295
anime faggots and other assorted autists
>>
if you're not hideous and under say 23 a normie would simply not comprehend the possibility you could be a virgin, they would assume you're joking

if you're over 23 and hideous they'll assume you would have at least visited an escort
>>
>>53436375

Has he really?
>>
>>53435900
Irrelevant. You can't commit acts and then say some yokel in the middle of nowhere had nothing to do with it like it excuses you.

I hate you.
>>
>>53436344
have you ever overdosed on opiates?
>>
>>53435745
>Cuddling with a girl immediately after we came inside her

no.. we don't do that lad
>>
*waves autistically*
>>
For the last few nights I've woken up hearing thee loud as fuck screeching yelps like from a horror movie.

Turns out it's fucking foxes running around in a fucking turf war in our road.
>>
>>53436461
>>53436461
>>53436461
>>
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>>53436411
What if they didn't ask?
>>
>>53436460
*flips you off*
>>
>>53436411
>f you're over 23 and hideous they'll assume you would have at least visited an escort
reminds me couple of lads got proper bantered at work today for going amsterdam for a week and only fucking 1 whore each haha
>>
>>53436037
That's not how we do things France. We fight and we kill each other, terrorism is beneath us.
>>
Ballon d'or presenters mics still on WAHEYYY
>>
>>53436455
this 2bh orgasm is immediately followed by a dip in serotonin leaving the man feeling listless and drained

there were even indian cults that would use this sensation to pursue enlightenment, as they believed that post orgasm period allowed them to clear their minds and see things as they truly are
>>
>>53436272
Sargon is a SJW faggot.
>>
my (ex) bf said he's starting to realise he's actually hetrosexual
fuming
>>
>>53436441
>>53436398
Close. It was a very small dose of 5mg with some beer too. You feel like you're mentally melting into the ground and its hard to breathe

Right now I'm a 60mg a day opiate addict but I avoid all drinking after that experience

>>53436172
>People outside of Ireland spending even a second a day thinking of Ireland
>>
>>53436363
yeah, you stop connecting with the things around you basically

when I had it quite bad it often felt like I was watching myself going around as if I was watching tv
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