Did you know that yanks don't have rice with chilli?
Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fort-
When people gloat about multiculturalism and diversity, what exactly are they bragging about? They're bragging, but who are they bragging to? I don't get it. It's like it's just a brain dead exercise of parroting buzzwords without actually understanding what they are doing.
The only arguments they can come up with is "cuisine" (a word to basically make dirty curry shops sound like high end aristocratic Parisian dining).
kpop t͏bh fa͏m
also, how very irresponsible. he had a 15 yo
I once met an brit at a bar, we were so sarcastic it transcended normal human limits. I ended up not knowing if we were friends or if we were having an argument. Such was the level of bantz. Thinking about it still makes me anxious to this day.
>I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Thought the lads at work were taking the piss when they told me Bowie died
Wish the reaper would've took me instead 2bh
>>shilling for refugees on the Balon D'or
these dubs are wrong at a time when shitposting is going on
>the year is 2050
>Germant is still struggling with its "refugee" crisis
>economy is tanking
>civil unrest everywhere
>Gerabia, a new nation formed in South Germant, population of 12 million descendants of Mulsim "refugees", is celebrating its 10th year of independence
>the year is 2050
>China, having no "refugee" crisis, is free to advance scientifically and economically
>the twentieth anniversary of their first Martian settlement is coming up
>millions of Chinese already living on Mars
>the year is 2050
>America still the number one economy
>many Europeans have fled here after it became clear that Europe was never going to be the same
>number one economy
>colonizing andromeda at this point after discovering wormhole technology
>the year is 2050
>Britian has abolished the monarchy after too many kings in a row instead of queens
>debates over whether or not Britons should add a seperate Pakistani monarchy to help the immigrants feel closer to home
>every ethnic Briton male must serve mandatory duty away from Britain
>all British females by law will required to carry and brith at least two Pakistani children for every one ethnic British person, because the ethnic Brits still are a majority, and majorities are rascit
>every married British woman who marries a British man is given one Pakistani boyfriend by law on their wedding night, so they can freely mate with him
same desu. can't think of a worse death. especially because all the lefties will be throwing parties
Can we not go for a different liverpool player this year la?
This cunt walks up to you in the pub and slaps ye gf's arse. Wot do?
Reading cute manga
That'll all change when the savior is elected
>implying I have a gf
>implying I go to pubs
>implying I drink
Yes it is
A reminder that Trump is an ira donor and has British blood on his hands.
Still haven't managed to seduce Cara.
All the more reason to vote for him, 2bh.
Then I must beat in a battle to the death.
>I take strawpolls very seriously and always take my time considering which answer best reflects my opinions instead of picking the most banterous option
*calls in PC police and SAS forces*
*turn around and see the SAS dont fill the diversity quota of 50% minorities*
*start to shake uncontrollably and stutter*
*dies screaming in agony*
Can you briefly do a tl;dr on this guy and why?
I'm reading about him now and it says he supported the peace process and got the IRA militants to stop violence in 2005, on the other hand it says he might be connected to a kidnapping and murder in 1972 but was shown not guilty in court. England > Ireland btw.
*resurrected by the ancestor spirits of yore*
*The multicultural hordes stand in awe of the miraculous event*
*send surges of omnipotent energy forth, decimating their ranks*
*ascend to space to achieve godhood*
*bend the cosmos to my will*
>ngl first one is pretty shit
lads it's time you knew something
the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites
the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence
spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
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Yank-tier post tbf.
I'll post a cara to make up for it.
>funds pro-mass immigration militant socialist murderers
>"all the more reason to vote for him"
>get called in for suspected plagiarism
>explain that it's impossible for me to copy a classmate's work since I literally have no friends
>the look of pity on their face when they allow me to leave
I want to kill myself
ummmmmmmm??? *scoffs* she's taken by a real man, move along little boys...
>lads it's time you knew something
>the reason you all think fedoras are associated with silly people is because the jews are controlling you with mind control satellites
>the fedora is the perfect material and shape to disrupt the hateful jewbeams, which is why wearers report feelings of euphoria and elevated intelligence
>spread the word, fedoras are literally the only way to defeat the lizard people and their jewish puppets - PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>DAVID BOWIE DEAD LADS
>IM CRYING RIGHT NOW TBBH
netherlands is bluepill, that woman is a shape shifter. you can tell from the spacing between her eyebrows. we need to be more careful in order to protect the white race brother. PHYFF3R [information is freedom]
>"Controversial new studies performed by top universites have revealed that the american populace is, in fact, confirming common stereotypes about the inhabitants of the United States, essentially composed of nothing but dumb fat niggers"
Yes, I'm sure Jose the cashier in San Fransisco cares deeply about Irish domestic politics
Would be surprised if even more than 5% of youth under 30 here give a shit about the troubles and all that anyways
Probably seems fairly banal to them, like when we wank to a particularly good porn video.
Humans are only happy when we're progressing; when we're plateauing, whether somewhere at the bottom or middle, or at the top, we're not happy.
want to die on one of the rare occasions i go out, preferably at someones birthday night out or something, i'm like dying on the pavement from a speedball and the girls are all hugging each other and crying as they try vainly to resuscitate
Because I'm a boring person with barely any hobbies. I can't find enjoyment in most forms of entertainment: books, films, TV, video games, music, etc. And because I lack these interests, I lack the ability to connect with anyone on a personal level.
>"The same researchers involved in the work on america have done a project on the australian populace, which, albeit incomplete, has demonstrated conclusive enough evidence that the bulk of the inhabitants of the large island is composed of petrol-sniffing-related-disease-ridden aboriginals"
I wonder how many of them froze and thought "maybe I shouldn't have supported terrorists". Karma is a bitch.
>tfw socially unacceptable to wear ugg boots
OH MY GOD WHAT?
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
NOBODY COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING!
Seems 2me you suffer from an Irish version of this:
You might be obsessed with N.I politics but exaggerated how many people outside the isles care or have connection with it (aside from cancerous heritagefags)
opiate overdosing is really unpleasant, terrible way to want to die desu
if you're not hideous and under say 23 a normie would simply not comprehend the possibility you could be a virgin, they would assume you're joking
if you're over 23 and hideous they'll assume you would have at least visited an escort
What if they didn't ask?
>f you're over 23 and hideous they'll assume you would have at least visited an escort
reminds me couple of lads got proper bantered at work today for going amsterdam for a week and only fucking 1 whore each haha
this 2bh orgasm is immediately followed by a dip in serotonin leaving the man feeling listless and drained
there were even indian cults that would use this sensation to pursue enlightenment, as they believed that post orgasm period allowed them to clear their minds and see things as they truly are
Close. It was a very small dose of 5mg with some beer too. You feel like you're mentally melting into the ground and its hard to breathe
Right now I'm a 60mg a day opiate addict but I avoid all drinking after that experience
>People outside of Ireland spending even a second a day thinking of Ireland