desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/

dead general

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>>53433207
g-good thing we believe in r-reincarnation then right?

>>53433298
pls let me be a hot woman

>>53433859
>wanting a penis inside of you

>>53434132
s-so?

>>53434318
haha bender

Poo in the loo when, senpaitachi?

>>53433859
hi

>>53434420
>you will never breastfeed a little human

>>53434564
poo in your mouth

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>tfw board exams near
>tfw gonna cheat all my way to good grades


mfw

>>53434564
>Sweden
just cuck my shit up

>>53434831
Sup Ahmed.
How is you Civil Engineering/Architect job going on son?

>>53434773
cheaters disgust me
there are so many here

>>53434940
sup mohammed al baksheed bin rasheed al-qubrrayr inzmana razakqhi kazakhi bin uddin

>>53435083
Kek m8 :^).

I guess we have the same educational system regarding high school here. Matriculation and Intermediate right? Then University.


>mfw I paid 15k pkr to get A1

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>>53434658
>>53434831
>pajeets triggered

>>53435172
what is a1

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>>53435150
Is UAE filled with Pakis and Indians?? Are there even any hot arab chicks there?


>tfw you will never have a arab wife cause parents :(

>>53435222
80% Grade

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>>53435192

please report posters who aren't condusive to a good thread here.

>>53435257
>Are there even any hot arab chicks there?
plenty, famille. PLENTY

>>53435361
Yeah but most of them are dressed in hijab....;/

>>53435428
no

>>53435527
Are you a Pakistani?

>>53435592
no

>>53435257
whew that is too much
The best thing you could get by paying bribe is passing marks, not more and that too is rare,

I was talking about how people who bring paper chits. nakal marne wale log.

>>53435637
Yeah m8. I live in a small town Hyderabad. Its common here. 15k is nothing. People pay over lach to get good grades in 12th grade.

Bus bhai kam chalta ja raha hai...;)

>>53435613
are you indian or bangladeshi then? or do you just like hanging out in /desi/ threads?

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>New thread already
We did it

>>53435993
>Bus bhai kam chalta ja raha hai.
this is why you'll continue living in a shithole
south asians are so fucking pathetic, its not even funny

>>53440535
>>53435993
>Bus bhai kam chalta ja raha hai...;)
Tarjuma please.

i breathe life into this thread

hi

gonna get me a new pair of prescription glasses, lafas

thinking of frameless, are they /fa/, falas?

>>53442233
salam

>>53442468

please don't reply directly to me, too confrontational tbqh

>>53442464
post pics

>>53442582
>confrontational
wat?

>>53442762
i find (You)s to be a bit confrontational, disturbing even, la

WE IZ BACK

WE WUZ VEDIC AND SHIEEET

I CANT POO
WHEN I AM SITTING ON A LOO
I HEAR A SOUND
SOMETHING GREEN AND ROUND
ITS THE TOILET WITCHES FACE
I RUN AND SHE PICKS UP THE PACE
I WISH I WENT TO THE STREET
NOW I'LL GET BEAT

;_;

>>53443467
>>53443612
please leave

WAKE UP PAKISTAN, VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL ALL INDIAN ATTACKS ON PAKISTAN. I WILL BUILD A WALL MADE OF TOILETS. THE IMPENETRABLE DEFENCE FOR PAKISTAN AGAINST INDIANS. WHENEVER THE INDIAN ATTACKS OUR SQUADRON OF TOILET WITCHES WILL FORCE THEM TO POO IN THOSE TOILETS. THEY'LL SCAR THEM FOREVER AND FORCE THEM TO SURRENDER.

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>>53436654
>>53440254
>>53440535
>>53441876
>>53442233
>>53442396
>>53442464
>>53442582
>>53442762
>>53443328
>>53443749
POOPY
A
N
T
S

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*RANDOM INDIAN SONG*

HEEEELLLLOOOOO, MY VEDIC INDIANS. I AM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD RAPIST, RAJ SINGH. TODAY, I WILL SHOW YOU, THE WESTS LATEST AND GREATEST INVENTION. THE LOO, WHICH YOU CAN USE TO POO. IT ONLY COSTS A RUPEE AND YOU WILL BE FINALLY TAKE A POOPIE.

COME ON INDIA, LETS POO

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INDIANS OF /DESI/, DONT BE SOUR AND FEEL THE POWER. YES, THE ONE IN YOUR STOMACH AND FEEL IT.

FEEL THE POWA

>>53443749
stop replying and just report ffs. we got him banned last time

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NO LOO
I POO

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BOYS MMM

STREET MEETS INDIAN

The diary of an Indian boy:-

Today, I had a chance to finally meet my true love and profess my feelings for her. I couldn't wait to meet her and show her my deep and burning desire for her. She was a holy goddess and I was your average street shitter. I would do anything for her, even drink her piss. Finally, I knew finally, now was the time. I grabbed the lotta and ran outside. I could no longer control myself. I just had to do it, I had to now. I ran so fast that I even got Yousufs shit on my feet, bloody yusef. The sun was setting and I saw her. She was looking like my future wife that my parents would arrange for me. I came close to her and touched her. She give out a sound of pleasure or a moo. I touched her udders and thanked Krishna for letting me meet such a beauty. This cow was the love of my life and she was also a goddess that I praised. I wiped my face with her piss (literally true fact from india) and decided to kiss her on the lips when that bloody yusef got in the way. Yusef killed my cow and I took revenge by shitting in his spot.

Hows my fanfic /desi/

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Here there, why don't you take a street right over here?

DAILY REMINDER, VEDIC SCIENTISTS INVENTED THE NUCLEAR BOMB AND USED IT MAKE AKHAND BHARAT.

NEVER 4GET

INDIAN MIND, PRIDE WORLDWIDE.

A britisher asked an Indian to use a loo.

Britisher: Animals shit on the street
Indian: We are no different from animals?

Britisher shocked, Indian rocked.

>>53433009
Q. Why didn't the Indian cross the street?
A. Because it was a Designated shitting street! Get it?

>>53445087

HOLY SHIT, WHAT A NICE JOKE.

>mfw this is only still up because of the paki shitposter

t-thanks

POO

WE WUZ ARYANS.

AHAHAHA TRUE SUBHUMANS IN THE WEST. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE DESIGNATED RAPE BUSES.

DESIGNATED

>>53445230
:D SUPERIOR PERSO ARABIC FAISAL MY BETA enjoyed the ban last night?

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>B..but Pakis are the 3rd highest non poo in looers
Wrong. Whole Porkistan is a shithole, so they practically poo in loo

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>>53445595

OFCOUSE PRINCEY WINCEY ABU ALI THE 23rd.

>>53445586
FLOATING

>>53445694
PAVEMENTS

I WENT TO INDIA
I SAW ANIMALS OUT OF THEIR CAGES.
I ASKED MY CHINESE FRIEND WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS THEY WERE?
HE REPLIED WITH OUR SUPERIOR VEDIC OVERLORDS OFCOURSE

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DESIGNATED RAPING STREETS

>Of Pakistan's 1.5 million street
children, an estimated 90 per cent have been sexually abused

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2739799/Why-millions-Pakistani-children-falling-prey-vicious-paedophiles.html

DESIGNATED RAPE BUSES

EVERY PAKISTANIS DREAM BUT EVERY INDIANS REALITY. WEW LAD.

>>53445631
Hey Kumar what's your beef with Pakistan?

Get it? ;) beef

WE WUZ THE FIRST TOILET USERS. ALL WESTERNERS COPIED OUT INVENTIONS. INDIA WAS WORLD SUPERPOWER, BRITISH CHEAT.

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>mfw when I have to either shit on the street or get on the rape bus

#JustIndianThings

JUST ORDERED COW DUNG CAKES FOR DESSERT FROM AMAZON.

WHO #IndianPrideWorldWide HERE

Khalilistan will be free by the kripa of Vishnu and nothing can possibly stop it from happening #freekhalilistan #zaidhamidrulez

>tfw Bangladeshi master race
http://www.thedailystar.net/city/bangladesh-now-open-defecation-free-country-200032

>>53446398
pls annex west bengal

>>53446017
>Kumar
I'm a muslim desu

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>>53446398

>mfw Bangladesh won't even exist in a couple of years

>>53446542

Hey Ali, whats your pork with Pakistan?

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>mfw you reach the rape bus on time after shitting on the street

Who /FeelsGoodAboutIndianPrideWorldwide/ Here?

>>53436654
i just shitpost regardless of nationality

JUST GOT A NEW 5CC COW FROM DAD, TOTALLY A VEDIC DAY. IN 2030, I'LL RIDE ON MY COW TO PAKISTAN TO ANNEX IT. GET READY PAKIS.

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>>53446442
Soon

>>53446547
>mfw Pakistan is about to lose even MORE of it's clay in a couple years
Baloch freedom soon

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>>53446779

>mfw Bangladeshis will have to get lundian (indian) nationality in the near future.

AHAHAHAHA, ENJOY YOUR STREET ALI.

>>53446779
I really like Bangladeshis. My maid was one, we helped her get her citizenship, most Bangladeshis are hardworking, hopefully you guys will get rid of the religious zealots

>>53446964

>bongladeshi go to india to become maids

JUST CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53446898
>>53447063
>Be Pakistani
>Get blown up by US drones
I am LMAOing @ your life

>>53446779
Anything involving lips and dicks makes it gay tbqh family

>>53447310
Hey Burma/Myanmar why'd you change your flag again?

>>53446964
Was she a hindu by any chance?

>>53447259

>Be Bongladeshi
>Get killed by own people

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>>53446779
>Bangladesh
>relevant ever

>>53447063
A dead bangaldeshi is worth more than a million Pakistani. You guys contribute nothing to the world apart from terrorists. Atleast Bangladesh is useful

>>53447487

>le smug refugee face

YOU JUST KNOW

>>53447446
No she was a Muslim. She wore a bindi though which was wierd.

>>53447524

A dead indian is worth more than oh wait nothing. Also an Indians opinion is also worth, oh wait nothing again.

WHOOPS, FORGIVE ME MY ARYAN VEDIC OVERLORD.

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*to the tune of addams family*

Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
you all fuck one another,
the p*ki family.

>>53447487
Don't care about being relevant 2bh. Economic growth, high HDI, and relative stability is preferable.

>>53447611

WE WUZ ARYANS OF PURE BLOOD. THE GERMANS ARE FAKE ARYAMS, WE HAVE BLUE EYES AND FAIR SKIN.

PORKIS ARE JUST LOWER CASTE ADULTERERS, RIGHT AMIGO.

>>53447633
This desu. Every Indian knows super power 2030 is just a meme, people would rather have better life than global presence

>>53447524
Stop oppressing Canadians.. I mean Sikhs anon

>>53447457
>Be Paki
>Find a """"country"""" based on a religion of some Arab over 1400 years ago.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53447597
A lot of Bangladeshis wear a bindis, Muslim or not. Pretty common, especially in marriages.

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>>53447611
My sides.

>>53447770
Sikhs are one of the richest and most influential people in my country. The only people who are oppressed would be the North Easterners

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>>53447923

>Be Bangladeshi
>only reason for separation was "muh oppression"

JUST TOOK A POO IN THE LOO? WHO KNOWS THAT FEEL HERE INDIAN BROS?

>>53447923
You guys are pretty secular, hopefully you don't repeat the 70's again. Radical Islam is the worst thing that can happen to a country desu.

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>>53447979
>Be Paki
>born in a country founded by a """Muslim""" who drank alcohol and may have eaten ham sandwiches and espoused secularism
>country becomes theocratic 30 years later

>>53447979
You guys killed majority of their intellectuals and anybody who wasn't a Muslim. You guys were the bad guys in this case, no denying it

>>53448105
The sad part about Pakistan is that it was supposed to be the next big thing but they decided to be terrorists instead.

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>>53448105

>Be bongladeshi

YOU JUST GOT TRUMPED

reminder to report rather than engage.

reminder he's an american with a proxy.

>>53448242

Reminder, I poo in the loo

>>53448226
>has no actual comback because he knows we're right
>bongladeshi poo in loo xDDD

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>>53448283
>I poo in the loo
http://www.dawn.com/news/1168181

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>>53434564
>Sweden
Cuck please

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>>53435192
>Sweden
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPERATION, NO PRENUP
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

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>mfw not david bowie edition

Even as a shitposter, this was a shit move, indobrit.

>>53449368
Next thread

>>53449368
who?

>pakiposting general

YARE YARE

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>>53449481

STOP

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>>53449481

anyone here play lol

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>>53449683
>lol
Fuck off with your mobashit

>>53449832

t. Supreme vn player.

>playing video games

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>>53449832
>pyfw next B-series Ass Creed game is set in India

WE WUZ HASHISH-INS N SHIEEEIT

>>53450264
looks like prince of persia

>>53450264

>those fucking graphics

What is this? 2006

>>53449683
Used to. Went till gold then stopped playing because of a project. Now I'm too lazy to download it again

>>53450478
Bhai that is concept art

I've got a big shit brewing lads

>>53451273
Son... Pls use toilet not street. Don't bring bad name to us

>>53450264
It's gonna suck

>>53451075
the actual game is not that much better

>>53451734
Yeah. China was fun this seems boring. The art is great tho

bamp

>>53453208
no

>>53453980
yeah why not familia?

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>>53454044
because I caught you from the other thread familia

>>53454109
pakistanis (girls and boys) here are a bit vulgar 2bh.

they act and speak very ignorantly

>>53454182
don't doubt it tbqh
I can only speak as an American Paki, but we're too small a community, and come from too embarrassing of a country to boast about anything.
Because of the amount of pakis in the UK, and cuckness of brits I would assume your experience to be truthful. Come to American bruv, we're not all bad. I'll gladly have a beer with you.

>>53454304
No I can imagine american pakistanis being a decent bunch and I'm willing to give pakistanis from pakistani as much as a chance as indians from india.

but the ones here have tarnished alot for me.

>>53454304
>I'll gladly have a beer with you
absolutely pathetic, not to mention very unpakistani

>>53454397
>but the ones here have tarnished alot for me.
It's only going to get worse man, hold on for the ride.
The conflicts here you see between the right and left are going to be nothing compared to whats going to come out of Europe's far right in the coming years. Muslims are going to double down on their ignorance and the far right will triple down on their xenophobia.

>>53454451
>very unpakistani
>getting buttblasted over alcohol
because pakistan is totally a dry country

>>53454553
yeah both sides of this pendulum are going to gnaw away at civil liberties :(

im leaving europe though.

>>53434658
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>>53434318
>>53433859
>>53435083
>>53435637
POO IN LOO
>>53443612
Holy fuck I am laffin

>>53454652
Godspeed, my friend

>>53433009
What do desis think of arabs

>>53454817
subhumans

>>53454817
Girls are massive whores
banged an Algerian and Saudi, both hijabis. Guys are beta manlets.

>>53454817
people who look down on others, very gaudy, scary culture.

though i think

>>53454973
>>53454817
i was going to say, i think for some reason my aunties and uncles used to stop by in Aden, Yemen on cruise to India back in the day

and they said it was a breddy cool place, though i'm still not sure if they're particularly fond of arabs though.

>>53454859
How come

and are you muslim?

alright good night desi

>>53448063
stfu india

>>53454609
astagghforallah, I hate fellow pakistanis who go astray. nothing is more pathetic

>>53455813
I know you're messing, but i bet you'll also get a kick out of the fact that I'm a hafiz, not only that, but I lead taraweh every year.

>>53455889
a true munafiq... nothing to be proud of

>my minister of a defense is a meme sikh punjabi
>my prime minister is a meme
>my cabinate has two sikhs in it.

ONE IS UNABLE TO FABRICATE THESE DETAILS

>>53455940
>a true munafiq
kek, you wanna know whats even funnier
even though I'm a massive degenerate, I still know my Quran almost perfectly.

>munafiq
do you get some sort of strange erection from calling a random person on the internet a munafiq? pretty pathetic, honestly

>>53456028
I get no satisfation when a fellow muslim goes astray, I can only pray to Allah subhanu w'tala that you may be guided back onto the righteous path. I pray that this is just a phase with the shaitan tempting you and that you will rectify your wrongs.

>>53456072
>I get no satisfation when a fellow muslim goes astray,
so you're telling me that calling me "a true munafiq" was for my benefit? Get real man, you were only doing that for your own religious ego.

>I pray that this is just a phase with the shaitan tempting you and that you will rectify your wrongs.
I've gone on a long spiritual journey to look for meaning, and I'm actually very content with my faith at the moment. In the end I came to the conclusion that I only need to use Islam as a meditative tool, not something to guide my entire life.
even if I'm wrong Allah forgives all sins ;^)

>>53455410
Look at the status of the middle east, they're backward as hell, they're governments want to institute strict religious laws yet they allow their rich royal citizens to do the exact opposite. Fuck them.

>are you muslim
kinda not really more cultural

>>53456216
>so you're telling me that calling me "a true munafiq" was for my benefit?
sometimes you have to be harsh to get the point through, you're a munafiq, stop masquerading as a muslim

if you have anywhere near as much gall you claim to have by posting the way you do, change your outward behaviour to reflect your inner behaviour... masquerading as a muslim is not good. there are enough giving us bad name

>>53456288
Arab here. completely agree with you. Our governments are corrupt but I believe our people try to be as noble as possible.
Anyway, I pray you are not led astray from the righteous path. Ameen.

>>53456443
>masquerading as a muslim is not good
so a muslim can only claim his faith if he/she is a perfect muslim
kop kikkity kek, you stupid wahabi cuck


>there are enough giving us bad name
take a step back famm, because you're one of them

>>53456593
You've just said you use islam as meditation and not as something to guide you.. you know how bad that is to say even if you mean well?

I am not a wahabi either, though there isn't anything wrong with being a salafi. The way of the salaf is the way of muhammad (swt)

and no, with all these 'muslims' going around, drinking, going to night club, doing crime then media saying they are muslim brings us a very bad name, I know you don't do this but at least in some way by hypocrisy you are part of the problem, or at least, the problem is within you only as you seem to be a good person, so just inner struggle for you

>>53456559
>our people try to be as noble as possible.
Well, I admit I do feel that way about certain groups of more reformative Arabs that aren't related to royal families. That being said, are you actually religious? Why are you on 4chan, particularly /int/ where people frequently ridicule and insult Muslims?

>>53456443
same question for you

>>53456720
> there isn't anything wrong with being a salafi.

Get the fuck out of this country

>>53456747
I'm just fucking with him, I'm atheist/agnostic former muslim.

>>53456857
There really isn't anything wrong with being a salafi. You're just an idiot who's been overexposed to memes and bias on the internet/media.

>>53456720
>The way of the salaf is the way of muhammad (swt)
in theory every muslim considers themselves on the path of the salaf, the problem is however, no one knows exactly what that means. Its where you get pretty much all of islamic theology and jurisprudence from. It's people trying to figure out what the salaf actually is.
I should have spoken better, by saying that I only use it as a meditative tool, i wasnt saying that I'm not guided by it, of course I am, I just won't let it (or any ideology for that matter) control my entire life, so as I only see the world through its lenses, and not as objectively as possible.

>doing crime then media saying they are muslim brings us a very bad name,
you're assuming that its only the less practicing muslims that cause problems, when its reality, its actually not that clear cut
http://www.chron.com/houston/article/Federal-officials-arrest-man-in-connection-with-6727623.php

>>53456913
>lives in a secular country
>one of Salafisms main tenets is implementing Sharia Law and offensive jihad

I fucking hate you pakis

>>53456976
>Sharia Law
asa every muslim should do

>offensive jihad
not true

Agnostic/atheist. I'm not even a paki.

Did a paki diddle your sister or mother?

>>53457023
Yeah, you're definitely agnostic athiest when you're ITT Calling people munafiq. Like, pakis man.

Everybody hates you slimy fucks. Go back to Pakistan. It's an Islamic Republic.

Why the fuck are you in canada?

>>53457085
I was literally messing around with that guy you literal inbred. Now tell me where you're from because you're clearly not a white canadian.
Show me on a paint image where the paki touched you (or your sister/mother). And again, not even paki lmao.

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>>53433009
>Paki-Jaa

>>53456028
You drink alcohol brother
Leave it now so you can get it in Paradise :^)

>>53457154
Lebanese you slimy, backtracking paki.

>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded!

Everytime I see someone wearing a niqab, it's always a dark skin, Urdu speaking Paki. Every fucking time.

Tell your cousins to go back to the Islamic Republic if they love that garbage so much. Fuck sakes. People come to Canada to get away from that shit and you brown skin pakis bring it over here.

>>53457275
Alright good for you. You're clearly inept and have the reading skills of an autistic babbling inbred mutant baby born on the designated shitting streets of india.

And while it's true I've only had runins with religious pakis before, it doesn't compare to the number of arabs I see who are as if not more serious with their deen so to say.

And again lel, not a fucking paki.

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>>53456931
all these squabbles aside, literally every sect in Islam can agree that alcohol is definitely haram and shouldn't be drunk

I don't know if you are memeing me here, or if you actually drink alcohol, and then lead others in prayer

All rules aside, drinking isn't that grave of a sin, so don't think you have gone too far, that you can't turn back, you can always turn back. Really other than breaking an obvious rule, the only consequence of drinking alcohol i can think of, is never getting it in Paradise

Is it worth to drink here for a relatively short amount of time, and never be able to drink it in Paradise ;)

>>53457389
Are you Bangladeshi?

>>53457410
No.

>>53457432
Are you just a white guy shitting on people for fun?

>>53457432
then what are you and why are you in a /desi/ thread

If you're not Brahmin then just leave this thread you fucking subhumans

>>53457446
>>53457460
I'm Afghan but why does it matter what I am? I'm bored so I opened /int/ which I rarely do and read this thread and wanted to bait this guy.

>>53454817
I like them, good people in general, good food and very hospitable. But many of them are complete shit - hedonistic hypocritical and amoral. I think highly of Islam, but arabs are often the worst muslims.

>>53457399
>definitely haram and shouldn't be drunk
oh, I never denied that, I agree its haraam, and also pretty degenerate

> drink alcohol, and then lead others in prayer
I'm degenerate, but not that degenerate famm. I'm not a drunk, and I certainly don't drink during ramadaan when I lead prayers. If anything I'm a pretty casual drinker, usually drinking only during dinner parties.

Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “I swear by Him in whose hand is my soul, if you were a people who did not commit sin, Allah would take you away and replace you with a people who would sin and then seek Allah’s forgiveness so He could forgive them.” [Sahīh Muslim (2687)]
;^)

>>53457266
holy fuck this guy is sexy

>>53457505
Oh right, I forgot Afghans can post here too. What ethnicity are you? Pashtun, Hazara, etc?

>>53457598
>Hazaras being able to move to Canada
m8 Hazaras poor as fuck and low key oppressed in Afghanistan

>>53457598
afghan lol
3/4 pashtun 1/4 tajik

>>53457622
nah there's a lot here

it's real bengali hours now

>>53457643
Are these actual pure Hazaras or Pasthun mixed with Hazaras
>>53457665
hi

>>53457665
r u muslima (inshallah tbqh famn)

>>53457689
pure
if it looks asian and says it's afghan it's hazara

>>53457736
no

>>53457689
hi

>>53457389
>>53457505
>calling me inbred when you're a goat fucking, cousin marrying Taliban afghani

The irony

>>53457810
you're clearly retarded though

>>53457534
but a man who even casually drinks should atleast do the courtesy of not leading others in prayer
I am not saying this because you are a bad person, but imagine what other Muslims would feel when they see you leading prayer, and then other times of the year drinking, they might then justify their own temptations to drink
You drinking is wronging yourself, but it is nothing compared to being the cause of other people wronging themselves, because their wrongdoings would be on you, similarly anything good they do because of you, would also be on you

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guys i won a qt lemur today at some competition. what should i name her

>>53457833
Are you a Taliban agent? Do I need to report you to the CSIS?

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>>53457665
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbBXS7mcPA

>>53457665
if you up during real bengali hours now, then smash that muhfuggin dhak

>>53457884
im cliccin that mf "bhalo lagche" button

>>53457873
Are you retarded? I work in a hospital so I can get you help, there are quite a few mental institutes around.

>>53457875
this is so bad that it's entertaining

>>53457913
So did you leave Afghanistan with your family or were born in Canada? Is it true you guys hate Pakistan with a passion? From what I've read you hate them more than even a Bangladeshi would.

>>53457958
> he doesn't know about afg

>>53457958
I was like 2 when my parents came here. Most afghans dislike pakistan, but not necessarily pakistanis - it's autistic to dislike someone based on where they're from.

>>53457974
>remembering me at all
whew

>>53457838
Haye Kambakht Tune Pihi Nahin (Studio Recording) …: https://youtu.be/LXcSY3sRJlU

Boners

>>53457875
the dancer dude to her right (our left) is having the best time

>>53457949
Just trying to set the mood
here have some Bappa instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuXtjb08ziI

>>53457994
Superior bong singer
https://youtu.be/HX3Rf0gvBv4

>>53458055
>autism the audition

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>>53458055
>aashiq baNAAYAAAAA

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>>53458055

>>53457266

Me on the right

>>53458055

Me on the stage


Where are you muslim canucks living @? Please gtfo of this HINDOO country

Just a reminder that
Bangladesh> West Bengal/India

http://www.thedailystar.net/city/bangladesh-now-open-defecation-free-country-200032

>>53457838
>they might then justify their own temptations to drink
lol I live in a different state, theres no way they'll ever see any of my shenanigans
I've only been caught by a namaze once, and that was at the park when I was with my gf at the time. I don't have muslim friends, so I don't think I'll be leading anyone astray any time soon.

>>53456913
>>53456857
>>53456720
I would like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Safali (or sometimes Wahabbi), is in fact, anti-Madhabi/Salafi, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Anti-Madhabi plus Salafi. Salafi is not any new Islamic movement unto itself, but rather the aspect of fully following the Islamic system made useful by the Prophet and Sahaba, which actually allowed for matters of ijtihad and fiqh (hence the four madhabs)

Many "salafis" follow a modified version of the Islam every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of anti-Madhabis (people who say there is no need for ijtihad or fiqh, when we have the Qur'an and Sunnah) which is widely followed today is often called "Salafis", and many of its followers are not aware that it is basically the anti-Madhabi system, developed by the Nejdis, who rejected the great scholars such as Imam Abu Hanifa, Imam Ahmad, Imam Shafi'i, and Imam Malik (Allah be merciful to them all).

There really is a Salafi, where you follow Islam the way the Sahabi and the Prophet intended, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Fiqh and Ijtihad is when things and occurrences that was not present during the time of the Sahabi (such as cars, airplanes, tobacco, different environments outside the Arabian desert, different societies and cultures etc)

>>53433859
careful of what you wish for, m8.

>>53435257
>mfw, arabs treat pakis as second rate humans
>mfw, paki thinks arab will give her daughter to him

>>53458774
kya matlab

>>53459163
>>53459163
not to be the feminist here, i'm not trust me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NgvxN9RJSg

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>tfw you hate pakistan with a passion but still want them to become leader of the muslim world because after all, they are indian
I can imagine our fellow desi guys from pakistan eventually taking over Saudi or UAE or something and spoiling all the arab women with superior currynigger genes

>>53459195

>cuckistan leader of muslim world
>calling them indian when they directly and indirectly cause terrorist attacks in India
>shelter Osama Bin Laden

Nice false flagging, Ahmed Parwaz Musharraf UlHuq Miyadad Khan

>>53459195
Military wise Pakistan does have the edge over other Arab nations. Saudia Arabia has a laughable military performance.

>>53459466
pakis wou;dn't even dare touch an arab. ISI and paki establishment gathers their ideological power from saudi monarchy and Islam.
Pakistan will break the day they try to scale up aggression with saudi.

बंप

>>53459516
Pakistan and KSA are strong allies, so there wouldn't be any war

final bump for this thread before i go to sleep

let's keep it going in the morning

hourly bump

बंप

fill this out lads >>53460770

>>53463649
>>53463725

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Sup sup sup?

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>>53464161
thanks for reminding me of this ad

>>53464161
horny, think I'll go fap and go to sleep

>>53464281
>>53464283
I find these ads really hot, especially the first one.

>>53464353
same think it's the amount of leg showing and it looks like they pulled their pants down

>>53464373
And the desi dresses.

>>53464396
Is there any good porn with this kind of dress on?

>>53464373
>>53464396
it's the apparent cultural gaffe that they portray.
both are full length dresses which doesn't show leg at all, but apparently the ad made it sort of taboo which is picked up by our dick, apparently.

You guys know Balveer? It's currently very popular in Indonesia

>>53464474
Isn't that some kid's show about faries?

>>53464440
Not that I know of. There's a serious lack of quality desi porn. It's usually just ugly mallu aunties.

>>53464474
>balveer
Is he a gujjar?

>>53464522
Yes, you know?

>>53464570
What is a gujjar?

>>53464581
I know about it, my nephew likes it

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>>53464474
>>53464522
>>53464570

>>53464597
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gurjar
They usually have names like balveer and dalbeer.

>>53464635
Ah, this cunt, I'm tired of this cunt

>>53464670
>i was tired of doremon you are tired of baalveer

>>53464798

>he still watches doremon

I CANT BLOODY FIND WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THAT SHOW.

>>53464840
anime

>>53464864

What is plot of the show anyways? Is it just a cat with a large pouch filled with goodies for his human friend.

>>53464899
I think it's about a cat that goes back in time to help a good on the right path to life afaik

>>53464899
>what is the point of tom and jerry?
>isn't it just a stupid cat getting btfo'd by a mouse?

>>53465209
this

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>>53465209
>comparing Tom and Jerry with Doremon

>>53433009
hasn't snowed yet :(

>>53465436
The winters never came round this time. It already feels like late Feb/early March kind of weather.

>>53443467
WE WUZ DEVELOPED AND SHIT
WE HAD GDP AND SHIT

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This is still up? Nice. By the time I get up it better be a David Bowie edition

>>53465574
>David Bowie
exactly who?

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>>53465613
I will fucking kill you

>>53465436
i didn't even put on a pheran this year

>>53433009
Tbqh i wish i was working at tata group

I was in Delhi NCR for a large part of the last year, and everytime I went to a high-end club, there would also be this one buff Indian dude (usually some Jath) with a white girl (very Russian in looks) and everybody would just gawk at them, as if stunned.

Found it disgusting desu.

Is this found in other cities too?

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>>53466288
>clubbing
Degenerate 2bh

>>53466424
The eye candy there is a respite.

>tfw got groped by escorts at least twice my age

>>53466288
Nope only in Delhi. Delhi is an uncultured shit hole. Every time I go to North India I understand why Kashmiris and North easterners want to separate from India

>>53466288
>delhi
did'nt read rest of it.

>>53466547
there are escorts soliciting in clubs?

>>53466288

What kind of grills hang out there? Any qts? What kind of music do they "" "dance""" to?

>>53433859
Dali Lama pls

>>53466901
ofcourse, shitty honey singh songs

hi im up again

headed off back to london, gonna miss home :(

>>53466901
Lots of qts. Well, I only ever saw totally westernised girls. Music was largely EDM.

>thinking white girls are worth giving a toss about

now yellow girls are a different story

t. someone who has to interract with these """""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""22 on a daily basis

>>53466901
>>53466937
This too. Some girls are super qt though and that makes suffering through Honey Singh alright.

A DJ once ended a dubstep set with Linkin Park's In the End. kek

>>53467016

THESE WUB WUB WOUNDS WUB WILL NO WUB WUB HEAL

>>53467016

Pham, next time you go, take some pics and post them here for us to ogle at.

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>>53467071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3gp7ui51Do

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>Watch a video of Indians taking exams
>Students are LITERALLY throwing in answers over the nearby fence to help them.
>The exam officers do nothing about it
Why aren't I suprised?

10 MORE REPLIES TILL BOWIE EDITION SENPAI

>>53466937
>>53467016
>Not liking Yo Yo
Just fuck off already you hipsters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lIBmmv1130

>>53467562

Poat vid

>>53467607

*20

>>53467642

Let me summarize all his bloody songs

ALCOHOL FUCK YEAH, BITCHES FUCK YEAH. BLUE EYES LOL FUCK YEAH.

South Asians are quite shit in rap.

>>53467642

>using an older model Benz to show off his "wealth"

JUST

>>53467651
Couldn't find the original, this is close enough though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6625gAIiLMw

>>53467562

It is quite common.

>>53467752

What the actual fuck

>those screams

>>53467816

Meant to link

https://youtu.be/5EDnLyos5Bc

WE

>>53467982

WUZ PAKIZ

>>53467982
WUZ

AND PERSO-ARABIC

JUST
DESIGNATE
MY
STREET
UP
SENPAI

>>53467752
>Bihar
Why is this place still existing?

>>53468093

Give it to us lol :)

>>53468093
Bihari genocide when?

>>53468135

Bangladesh 2 : Electric Boogaloo WHEN SENPAI

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>>53468161
Soon.....

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>>53468196

>mfw we can't attack any countries thanks to indians

>>53468119
You would love them. They are the definition of 'we wuz kings'.
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Bihar

>>53468233
You attack us and the afghans pretty often.

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NEW THREAD
>>53468247
>>53468247
>>53468247

>didn't die early
NOICE

>>53468991
>>53468482
/DESI/ MADE IT!!!!!