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quote: Whatever great achievements there were in the world, half were women and half were men - Kazi Nazrul Islam
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans (if they want) + Diaspora and people with desi blood or whatever + gypsies
not invited: meanies
g-good thing we believe in r-reincarnation then right?
>tfw board exams near
>tfw gonna cheat all my way to good grades
Is UAE filled with Pakis and Indians?? Are there even any hot arab chicks there?
>tfw you will never have a arab wife cause parents :(
whew that is too much
The best thing you could get by paying bribe is passing marks, not more and that too is rare,
I was talking about how people who bring paper chits. nakal marne wale log.
WAKE UP PAKISTAN, VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL ALL INDIAN ATTACKS ON PAKISTAN. I WILL BUILD A WALL MADE OF TOILETS. THE IMPENETRABLE DEFENCE FOR PAKISTAN AGAINST INDIANS. WHENEVER THE INDIAN ATTACKS OUR SQUADRON OF TOILET WITCHES WILL FORCE THEM TO POO IN THOSE TOILETS. THEY'LL SCAR THEM FOREVER AND FORCE THEM TO SURRENDER.
*RANDOM INDIAN SONG*
HEEEELLLLOOOOO, MY VEDIC INDIANS. I AM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD RAPIST, RAJ SINGH. TODAY, I WILL SHOW YOU, THE WESTS LATEST AND GREATEST INVENTION. THE LOO, WHICH YOU CAN USE TO POO. IT ONLY COSTS A RUPEE AND YOU WILL BE FINALLY TAKE A POOPIE.
COME ON INDIA, LETS POO
INDIANS OF /DESI/, DONT BE SOUR AND FEEL THE POWER. YES, THE ONE IN YOUR STOMACH AND FEEL IT.
FEEL THE POWA
The diary of an Indian boy:-
Today, I had a chance to finally meet my true love and profess my feelings for her. I couldn't wait to meet her and show her my deep and burning desire for her. She was a holy goddess and I was your average street shitter. I would do anything for her, even drink her piss. Finally, I knew finally, now was the time. I grabbed the lotta and ran outside. I could no longer control myself. I just had to do it, I had to now. I ran so fast that I even got Yousufs shit on my feet, bloody yusef. The sun was setting and I saw her. She was looking like my future wife that my parents would arrange for me. I came close to her and touched her. She give out a sound of pleasure or a moo. I touched her udders and thanked Krishna for letting me meet such a beauty. This cow was the love of my life and she was also a goddess that I praised. I wiped my face with her piss (literally true fact from india) and decided to kiss her on the lips when that bloody yusef got in the way. Yusef killed my cow and I took revenge by shitting in his spot.
Hows my fanfic /desi/
Here there, why don't you take a street right over here?
>B..but Pakis are the 3rd highest non poo in looers
Wrong. Whole Porkistan is a shithole, so they practically poo in loo
DESIGNATED RAPING STREETS
>Of Pakistan's 1.5 million street
children, an estimated 90 per cent have been sexually abused
>mfw when I have to either shit on the street or get on the rape bus
>mfw Bangladesh won't even exist in a couple of years
>mfw you reach the rape bus on time after shitting on the street
Who /FeelsGoodAboutIndianPrideWorldwide/ Here?
>mfw Pakistan is about to lose even MORE of it's clay in a couple years
Baloch freedom soon
>mfw Bangladeshis will have to get lundian (indian) nationality in the near future.
AHAHAHAHA, ENJOY YOUR STREET ALI.
*to the tune of addams family*
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
you all fuck one another,
the p*ki family.
>Find a """"country"""" based on a religion of some Arab over 1400 years ago.
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
A lot of Bangladeshis wear a bindis, Muslim or not. Pretty common, especially in marriages.
>only reason for separation was "muh oppression"
>born in a country founded by a """Muslim""" who drank alcohol and may have eaten ham sandwiches and espoused secularism
>country becomes theocratic 30 years later
>I poo in the loo
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE
SEPERATION, NO PRENUP
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
>mfw not david bowie edition
Even as a shitposter, this was a shit move, indobrit.
>pyfw next B-series Ass Creed game is set in India
WE WUZ HASHISH-INS N SHIEEEIT
because I caught you from the other thread familia
don't doubt it tbqh
I can only speak as an American Paki, but we're too small a community, and come from too embarrassing of a country to boast about anything.
Because of the amount of pakis in the UK, and cuckness of brits I would assume your experience to be truthful. Come to American bruv, we're not all bad. I'll gladly have a beer with you.
No I can imagine american pakistanis being a decent bunch and I'm willing to give pakistanis from pakistani as much as a chance as indians from india.
but the ones here have tarnished alot for me.
>but the ones here have tarnished alot for me.
It's only going to get worse man, hold on for the ride.
The conflicts here you see between the right and left are going to be nothing compared to whats going to come out of Europe's far right in the coming years. Muslims are going to double down on their ignorance and the far right will triple down on their xenophobia.
i was going to say, i think for some reason my aunties and uncles used to stop by in Aden, Yemen on cruise to India back in the day
and they said it was a breddy cool place, though i'm still not sure if they're particularly fond of arabs though.
>a true munafiq
kek, you wanna know whats even funnier
even though I'm a massive degenerate, I still know my Quran almost perfectly.
do you get some sort of strange erection from calling a random person on the internet a munafiq? pretty pathetic, honestly
I get no satisfation when a fellow muslim goes astray, I can only pray to Allah subhanu w'tala that you may be guided back onto the righteous path. I pray that this is just a phase with the shaitan tempting you and that you will rectify your wrongs.
>I get no satisfation when a fellow muslim goes astray,
so you're telling me that calling me "a true munafiq" was for my benefit? Get real man, you were only doing that for your own religious ego.
>I pray that this is just a phase with the shaitan tempting you and that you will rectify your wrongs.
I've gone on a long spiritual journey to look for meaning, and I'm actually very content with my faith at the moment. In the end I came to the conclusion that I only need to use Islam as a meditative tool, not something to guide my entire life.
even if I'm wrong Allah forgives all sins ;^)
Look at the status of the middle east, they're backward as hell, they're governments want to institute strict religious laws yet they allow their rich royal citizens to do the exact opposite. Fuck them.
>are you muslim
kinda not really more cultural
>so you're telling me that calling me "a true munafiq" was for my benefit?
sometimes you have to be harsh to get the point through, you're a munafiq, stop masquerading as a muslim
if you have anywhere near as much gall you claim to have by posting the way you do, change your outward behaviour to reflect your inner behaviour... masquerading as a muslim is not good. there are enough giving us bad name
Arab here. completely agree with you. Our governments are corrupt but I believe our people try to be as noble as possible.
Anyway, I pray you are not led astray from the righteous path. Ameen.
>masquerading as a muslim is not good
so a muslim can only claim his faith if he/she is a perfect muslim
kop kikkity kek, you stupid wahabi cuck
>there are enough giving us bad name
take a step back famm, because you're one of them
You've just said you use islam as meditation and not as something to guide you.. you know how bad that is to say even if you mean well?
I am not a wahabi either, though there isn't anything wrong with being a salafi. The way of the salaf is the way of muhammad (swt)
and no, with all these 'muslims' going around, drinking, going to night club, doing crime then media saying they are muslim brings us a very bad name, I know you don't do this but at least in some way by hypocrisy you are part of the problem, or at least, the problem is within you only as you seem to be a good person, so just inner struggle for you
>our people try to be as noble as possible.
Well, I admit I do feel that way about certain groups of more reformative Arabs that aren't related to royal families. That being said, are you actually religious? Why are you on 4chan, particularly /int/ where people frequently ridicule and insult Muslims?
same question for you
I'm just fucking with him, I'm atheist/agnostic former muslim.
There really isn't anything wrong with being a salafi. You're just an idiot who's been overexposed to memes and bias on the internet/media.
>The way of the salaf is the way of muhammad (swt)
in theory every muslim considers themselves on the path of the salaf, the problem is however, no one knows exactly what that means. Its where you get pretty much all of islamic theology and jurisprudence from. It's people trying to figure out what the salaf actually is.
I should have spoken better, by saying that I only use it as a meditative tool, i wasnt saying that I'm not guided by it, of course I am, I just won't let it (or any ideology for that matter) control my entire life, so as I only see the world through its lenses, and not as objectively as possible.
>doing crime then media saying they are muslim brings us a very bad name,
you're assuming that its only the less practicing muslims that cause problems, when its reality, its actually not that clear cut
Yeah, you're definitely agnostic athiest when you're ITT Calling people munafiq. Like, pakis man.
Everybody hates you slimy fucks. Go back to Pakistan. It's an Islamic Republic.
Why the fuck are you in canada?
I was literally messing around with that guy you literal inbred. Now tell me where you're from because you're clearly not a white canadian.
Show me on a paint image where the paki touched you (or your sister/mother). And again, not even paki lmao.
Lebanese you slimy, backtracking paki.
>hurr I was only pretending to be retarded!
Everytime I see someone wearing a niqab, it's always a dark skin, Urdu speaking Paki. Every fucking time.
Tell your cousins to go back to the Islamic Republic if they love that garbage so much. Fuck sakes. People come to Canada to get away from that shit and you brown skin pakis bring it over here.
Alright good for you. You're clearly inept and have the reading skills of an autistic babbling inbred mutant baby born on the designated shitting streets of india.
And while it's true I've only had runins with religious pakis before, it doesn't compare to the number of arabs I see who are as if not more serious with their deen so to say.
And again lel, not a fucking paki.
all these squabbles aside, literally every sect in Islam can agree that alcohol is definitely haram and shouldn't be drunk
I don't know if you are memeing me here, or if you actually drink alcohol, and then lead others in prayer
All rules aside, drinking isn't that grave of a sin, so don't think you have gone too far, that you can't turn back, you can always turn back. Really other than breaking an obvious rule, the only consequence of drinking alcohol i can think of, is never getting it in Paradise
Is it worth to drink here for a relatively short amount of time, and never be able to drink it in Paradise ;)
I like them, good people in general, good food and very hospitable. But many of them are complete shit - hedonistic hypocritical and amoral. I think highly of Islam, but arabs are often the worst muslims.
>definitely haram and shouldn't be drunk
oh, I never denied that, I agree its haraam, and also pretty degenerate
> drink alcohol, and then lead others in prayer
I'm degenerate, but not that degenerate famm. I'm not a drunk, and I certainly don't drink during ramadaan when I lead prayers. If anything I'm a pretty casual drinker, usually drinking only during dinner parties.
Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) said: “I swear by Him in whose hand is my soul, if you were a people who did not commit sin, Allah would take you away and replace you with a people who would sin and then seek Allah’s forgiveness so He could forgive them.” [Sahīh Muslim (2687)]
but a man who even casually drinks should atleast do the courtesy of not leading others in prayer
I am not saying this because you are a bad person, but imagine what other Muslims would feel when they see you leading prayer, and then other times of the year drinking, they might then justify their own temptations to drink
You drinking is wronging yourself, but it is nothing compared to being the cause of other people wronging themselves, because their wrongdoings would be on you, similarly anything good they do because of you, would also be on you
guys i won a qt lemur today at some competition. what should i name her
So did you leave Afghanistan with your family or were born in Canada? Is it true you guys hate Pakistan with a passion? From what I've read you hate them more than even a Bangladeshi would.
I was like 2 when my parents came here. Most afghans dislike pakistan, but not necessarily pakistanis - it's autistic to dislike someone based on where they're from.
>remembering me at all
>they might then justify their own temptations to drink
lol I live in a different state, theres no way they'll ever see any of my shenanigans
I've only been caught by a namaze once, and that was at the park when I was with my gf at the time. I don't have muslim friends, so I don't think I'll be leading anyone astray any time soon.
I would like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Safali (or sometimes Wahabbi), is in fact, anti-Madhabi/Salafi, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Anti-Madhabi plus Salafi. Salafi is not any new Islamic movement unto itself, but rather the aspect of fully following the Islamic system made useful by the Prophet and Sahaba, which actually allowed for matters of ijtihad and fiqh (hence the four madhabs)
Many "salafis" follow a modified version of the Islam every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of anti-Madhabis (people who say there is no need for ijtihad or fiqh, when we have the Qur'an and Sunnah) which is widely followed today is often called "Salafis", and many of its followers are not aware that it is basically the anti-Madhabi system, developed by the Nejdis, who rejected the great scholars such as Imam Abu Hanifa, Imam Ahmad, Imam Shafi'i, and Imam Malik (Allah be merciful to them all).
There really is a Salafi, where you follow Islam the way the Sahabi and the Prophet intended, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Fiqh and Ijtihad is when things and occurrences that was not present during the time of the Sahabi (such as cars, airplanes, tobacco, different environments outside the Arabian desert, different societies and cultures etc)
>tfw you hate pakistan with a passion but still want them to become leader of the muslim world because after all, they are indian
I can imagine our fellow desi guys from pakistan eventually taking over Saudi or UAE or something and spoiling all the arab women with superior currynigger genes
>cuckistan leader of muslim world
>calling them indian when they directly and indirectly cause terrorist attacks in India
>shelter Osama Bin Laden
Nice false flagging, Ahmed Parwaz Musharraf UlHuq Miyadad Khan
pakis wou;dn't even dare touch an arab. ISI and paki establishment gathers their ideological power from saudi monarchy and Islam.
Pakistan will break the day they try to scale up aggression with saudi.
it's the apparent cultural gaffe that they portray.
both are full length dresses which doesn't show leg at all, but apparently the ad made it sort of taboo which is picked up by our dick, apparently.
This is still up? Nice. By the time I get up it better be a David Bowie edition
I was in Delhi NCR for a large part of the last year, and everytime I went to a high-end club, there would also be this one buff Indian dude (usually some Jath) with a white girl (very Russian in looks) and everybody would just gawk at them, as if stunned.
Found it disgusting desu.
Is this found in other cities too?
>Watch a video of Indians taking exams
>Students are LITERALLY throwing in answers over the nearby fence to help them.
>The exam officers do nothing about it
Why aren't I suprised?
>mfw we can't attack any countries thanks to indians