>write "sz" instead of glorious "ß"
>earn 1000 potato currency instead of Euro
>have india-tier society instead of Ordnung
>be surrounded by bydło instead of intelligentsia
>everyone wants to steal instead of working together for the Vaterland
WHY WASN'T I BORN A GERMAN?
protip: when you self-hate at least do it with class
like me and my magnificent pasta
>About 13% of the German population today has names of Slavic origin. Many Austrians also have surnames of Slavic origin.
Polish names in Germany abound as a result of over 100,000 people (including 130,000 "Ruhrpolen") immigrating westward from the Polish-speaking areas of the German Empire. Many Polish-named Germans reside in the Ruhr region of North Rhine-Westphalia and Berlin, though they are mostly "Germanized" by form (e.g. Orlowski, Schimanski, Rudzinski, Kowalski, Schymanietz, Matuzek to Matussek or Mattner, Koslowski, etc.).
>Don't be a g*rm as a result
Seems like you should be thanking Papiez Wujek anon.