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>God created his worldly viceroy in his image, mankind, according

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>God created his worldly viceroy in his image, mankind, according to the abrahamic religions
>thus god possesses male genitalia (despite ensuring that half of humanity doesn't)
>the religions prohibit Godly recreation
Why is God fucking with us? Is he an absolute madman?
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>>53427954
Are shooting stars divine cumshots?
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>>53428047
Pretty much. But god being unimaginably beautiful and clean probably creates black holes to clean them up.
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>god possesses male genitalia
God/Christ does have a human male body, yes.
>(despite ensuring that half of humanity doesn't)
An image does not have all the properties of that what it depicts.
>religions prohibit Godly recreation
What?
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>>53428145
>>religions prohibit Godly recreation
Sorry, I meant divine *procreation*

>>53428145
>An image does not have all the properties of that what it depicts.
Most mammals possess similar biological properties and structure, does that conversely mean God has the likeness of an animal?
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>>53428145
>God/Christ does have a human male body, yes.
Also why should females enslave themselves religiously if they're effectively beneath men in this divine respect?
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>>53428216
>divine *procreation*
You mean God having sex? Religions don't prohibit this, God just doesn't do it.
>God has the likeness of an animal?
It could be said that animals possess a trace of something divine, the Bible says that all things were made through Christ. But God doesn't have actual animal parts, if that's what you're referring to. Other than Christ's body, he's immaterial.
>why should females enslave themselves religiously
What even?
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>>53428619
>You mean God having sex? Religions don't prohibit this, God just doesn't do it.
But according to Christianity God is a product of human reproduction (albeit via immaculate conception) or at least via a human vehicle. Why shouldn't he generate offspring similarly?

>But God doesn't have actual animal parts
There multiple mentions of God's hand and palm...why would an omnipotent entity require opposable thumbs if he can simply wish for something to be?

>why should females enslave themselves religiously
Women and girls are effectively told they're not created in God's image, and worse, that they are a a consequence of a divine product (rib and all that stuff)

Thanks for taking the time to answer, I don't know why there aren't any other religious people here
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>>53428876
>Why shouldn't he generate offspring similarly?
He doesn't want to as it would probably serve no purpose. If you meet him, you can ask him why and let me know. Christ is described as entirely human and entirely God. It could be theorised that if Christ was to have children, they would possibly just be regular human children with no special properties since they would be made using his human body. Christ is also believed to have existed forever, even before being born with a human body.

>God's hand and palm
Poetic metaphors.

>Women and girls are effectively told they're not created in God's image
Let me quote the Bible here:
>Nevertheless, in the Lord woman is not independent of man, nor is man independent of woman.
>For as woman came from man, so also man is born of woman. But everything comes from God.

It is also said that men and women are equal before God in the afterlife. It could be argued that man is more of an image of God than a woman, and that the woman was made from a man, but that still means that woman is made from the image of God (man) and in a way, is the image of God herself. Orthodox and Catholic Christians also consider St. Mary to be the greatest and holiest of all created beings, even greater than angels, which implies that women are not seen as being inferior in value, just different.
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>>53429433
Thanks bro, I'll be using your arguments next time someone gives one of my christian friends shit over his 'oppressive' and 'misogynistic' religious culture
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>>53427954
God isn't real.
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>>53427954
>2016
>someone's still arguing about religion
There's no God, religions are all false. There's no need to even think about those things. Luckily no one young believes in those ridiculous sand nigger cults in Finland nowadays.
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>>53429997
>>53430241
Thank you for taking the time to answer but I have nowhere else to vent (sorry if it seems inappropriate to post it here).

I especially hate it when politicians absolve themselves of wrongdoing or responsibility by claiming it was God's will. Nothing makes me angrier.
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