Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Slice the Kiwi Penis!

2nd for my sliced penis

>>53424476
first for russia!

>>53424476
乙!

>>53424476
アメリカ人が憎い

six for sushi penis

>>53424476
おつ!
Japan is for Japanese!

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What kind of girls do you usually attract?

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>>53424545
召し上がれ

>>53424476
can you post that webm of the district manager of chuck-e-cheese again? dank u

>>53424476
ストレスが!

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I was not born in Japan and I don't look Japanese
But Japan is MY COUNTRY
Whether you like it or not.
I am not here to visit
I am here to stay!
HAHAHA get used to it cause this is the future.
Japan is for the people who make it, not for its leech racist refuse

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>>53424610
ur mum

>>53424644
I farted as I read your post

>>53424476
乙

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>>53424661
I've heard good things about you, anon.

>>53424628
>>>/wsg/896306

>>53424476
まゆゆ愛してるよ
気にしないでね

>>53424610
I'm attracted to a kind of girls who don't post their pic on the internet.

>>53424699
dressing like this.. you must like dicks a lot

>>53424723
thanks friend

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>>53424476
日本人じゃないよりまゆゆが好きでちゅ~

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>>53424753
All girls like attention, anon. They can't help it.

>>53424630
ザ・ストレス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63a68IRsrM

>>53424841
猫もふもふしたい

寿司を食べたいけどクソ高いから無理だ。

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>>53424867
RIP DAVID KUN:;(∩´﹏`∩);:
He must be coolest David kun in your country

>>53424921
魚と米買ってきて家で作れば?

>>53424921
いくらなの?

>>53424907
あれ これ それ あいつ
イライラするわ

i feel that feel

>>53424210
>>>/wsg/877079

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>>53424992
>tfw had to get up early this morning to drive over to the cat centre
>stuck in heavy traffic listening to David Bowie songs for an hour
Heaven's got its angel back

>>53424610
faties always love me for some reason..

I don't like most Bowie songs, most songs have an annoyingly penetrant rhythm which triggering my autism, also I get a tooth ache from listening to his music

>>53424907
I also really like this one https://youtu.be/pZm8reGw16U?t=253

>>53425160
>drive
Aren't you a cute poster?

>>53425124
Saved, but why are you posting them there instead of here?

>>53425239
Probably because of the audio

>>53425042
ふむ、その手もあるね。何か特別な材料が必要なの?それとも普通の米とサケでいい?

>>53425062
コンビニで最小の量は600,700円くらいだ。そして満足になるには2,3つのそれが要るのだ。

>>53425160
>cat centre
Are you welsh?

>>53425264
>/wsg/ has audio enabled on their webms
Holy shit, I never knew that

>>53425167
>tooth ache
I guess your tooth find his music sweet.

>>53425290
寿司酢!入れすぎないように

>>53425216
Yes, but why would that mean I wouldn't drive?

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阪急が超おしゃれに感じる

>>53425290
>ノルウェーサーモン
いつも食べてます

>>53425290
>600,700円
This is a typo right

>>53425317
>>>/wsg/859901
チェックマイゲット

>>53425405
白黒写真はスタイリッシュに見える

>>53424610
>サンプルサイズが不足している

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>>53425309
Sumimasen, I come from England

>>53425358
>being NEET
>living in London
Why do you have a car?

>>53425351
そもそもここで手に入れるのができるかな、それ

>>53425439
No, why, is it cheap or expensive compared to new zealand?

>>53425512
london ?

>>53425512
Aww
Mind the gap between the train and the platform

>>53425525
I think I'm misunderstanding something. The smallest sushi pack you can buy costs 600700 yen?

>>53425516
Needed it for my job before, and then I just never sold it. If I ever ran low on money, I'd probably sell it though.

>>53425525
オスロとか都会に日本食品扱ったスーパー(中華スーパー)ない?そこで買えると思う!

>>53425607
lol no, from 600 to 700yen

How long will take to learn japanese language? Will it be useful to learn other languages like Chinese/Korean?

>>53425703
Not useful but you can find japanese girl friend

>>53425703
Learn to what degree? You should be able to understand and make yourself understood -ish within 2-5 years, fluency will take a decade or more.

>>53425744
Is that true that you have fashion on foreign guys?

>>53425658
Ahh yeah that makes more sense. Those prices are the same in New Zealand but sometimes there are 500 yen specials. Sushi is still very popular in New Zealand though, even in my small hometown there are dozens of sushi stores run by Koreans.

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>>53425634
Mini?

>>53425634
Were you a salesman or a reporter?

>>53425780
I want to understand and speak freely
Thanks for answer, anon

>>53425784
Of course I'm fashionated guys whoever are good looking, same to you!

>>53425571
Yes. It's a nice place, but suffers from a dearth of Japanese qts.

>>53425799
what a cute car
Mini always reminds me of Mr. Bean

alri which one of you nips is gonna suck my big jewish cut cock and then let me cum all over your smashed face mmmmmmm

I have no chance with tsun chan and I know it

>>53426005
キリ

>>53426028
What happened

>>53426063
穴マン

>>53426028
why do you think so?
did you talk to her today?

>>53425935
>a dearth of Japanese qts
I lived in near Warren street station
Not qt tho

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>>53425799
Actually, it's a Peugeot 207. Minis are a bit too Mr Bean for me 2bh

>>53425808
Nothing that exciting, I'm afraid.

inb4 le japanese janny flips his shit over me
get a fucking life you stinky mong

>>53426098
I lived in oxford for bit. not many japs there either

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>>53426028
You have to believe in yourself, The F.

>>53425703
If you learn Japanese, it would help to learn Chinese/Korean somewhat, but it wouldn't help so much than you are expecting.
When you learn Japanese, you need to memorize tons of Kanji, and it helps to learn Chinese.
Korean sentences have the same word sequence (SOV form) with Japanese sentences, so it helps to learn Korean.
Also, Japanese, Chinese and Korea share some vocabularies.

>>53425915
And one more question, if you do not mind
What about the nationalists? I hear in Japan some guys hate foreign guys and russians in particular - is that true or not?

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>>53426096
I think she ignores me

>>53426218
Thanks a lot for answer, anon

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Bean大好き
Looks a bit like noel gallagher tbqh

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>>53426147
>left‐hand drive car

>>53426326
Are you planning to learn Chinese or Korea as well as Japanese?

>>53426218
>Japanese, Chinese and Korea share some vocabularies
like "bye bye" and "OK"

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Have to wake up early to apply for my Japanese passport
おやすみ

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>>53426454
Mine is RHD because unlike dirty European people, I drive on the left hand side.

>>53426313
how about e-mail?

>>53426459
I just feeling like I sit idly when don't learn languages - and if with English I need only practice, so I decide to take another language - Japanese
And If this will not enough for me - I will take Chinese or Korean, but 5 years looks good enough

>>53426510
good night
hafu kiwi kun

>>53426269
>russians in particular
noo wayy
We have a image of russian as a drunk but we can't tell white people apart
all white people in here are regarded as American

>>53426599
I think this will be more than enough, but it all really depends on motivation and exposure.

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おはよう

>>53426569
I drive on the left side too!
seriously, I cant drive in foreign countries except some countries(UK,NZ,Australia, Hong Kong etc.)
事故起こしちゃう

>>53426670
*Taking up Japanese will be more than enough, to be clear.

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>>53426569
Japan and UK truly have a dirty way of driving.

>>53426730
オハイオ州

明日仕事か...
行きたくないよう

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>>53426832

>>53426569
>dirty European people
the last time I checked, UK was a part of Europe

>>53426599
Have you started learning Japanese?
I guess Korean is the easiest one out of the three, because you don't need to memorize Kanji.
Many of Japanese learners in 4chan say that Japanese is a hard language to learn.

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if i go travel in tokyo with these cloths will i get dirty gaijin looks?

>>53427094
you get gaijin looks, but not dirty gaijin looks
you may get photoed and twittered by random people

>>53427094
Yes.

>>53427094
I could think they were coming to Japan to beat the yaoyorozuno-kamis.

>>53427094
You will get "Hey! Look at the gaijins wearing that fanny hats! What a creepy!" thing.

とんでもない池沼が/a/で暴れてる犬
>>>/a/135977828

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gaspqry09W

>>53427713
12345

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데이빗 보위 별세..

>>53427713
pretty good

>>53427753
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TdjIEHWfK3

>>53426767
>he drives on the right
No wonder why Tsundere-chan ignores you

>>53427713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RHNSC2npip

>>53427790
IⅡⅢⅣⅤ

大学二年生、オススメのバイト教えて下さい

>>53427762
ミミズ?

>>53427762
deibit bowi byeolse

>>53427866
Right side is the wrong side.

>>53427915
血に見えて一瞬ビビった

>>53427883
かわいいw

>>53427892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KjQDVkY8F4

>>53427866
I love how British people drive on the correct side

>>53427669
なにが起きてるの?

>>53427883
まゆゆ男だったのw

>>53428033
わざとだな?w
12345だろ!

>>53428044
英語力皆無の池沼が/a/相手に暴れて、何度論破されても相手を理解できないから破綻した論理を吐き帰しとんでもない糞スレを作り上げた

ここまで盛大な自爆は見たことがない、しかも件の池沼は自爆した自覚がないと来た。なかなかの見ものですぞw

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>>53427950
血のスープはどんな味だろうw

>>53428190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f3DqDnJQyZ

>>53428371
命の味

>>53428404
古い感じがするぞ
江戸時代の人ですか?

>>53428485
そうでござる

>>53427883
少年の声に聞こえる

>>53428710
t. samurai

>>53427883
ちょっと笑ってんじゃねえかww

What different words exist for "kiss" in Japanese? Do they imply different meanings?

>>53428906
口付け
接吻
両方全く使わない

この中にデブがいます
心当たりのある人は名乗り出てください

>>53428906
口付け Kuchizuke
接吻 Seppun
キス Kisu/kiss

Kuchizuke and seppun are both archaic/poetic and not used in modern contexts outside of literature. Kiss is the only modern Japanese word for kiss.

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>>53428977
私はデブではありません

>>53428977
はい。96kgです。

>>53427883
世界のナベアツ思い出した

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>>53427866
You are the degenerate here

>>53429098
なんで逆さまになったんだ
ジョブスめ

>>53428977
私はデブかもしれません。

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>>53428942
>>53429043
Sugoi. How do you distinguish between a normal kiss and a French kiss though in Japanese?

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>>53426973
Yes, I started for alphabet and some simple words, but my handwritting sucks, lol

>>53429166
French kiss is furenchikisu/french kiss in Japanese. Duh.

>>53429212
>>53429166
Oh and to elaborate, all of >>53429043 are regular kisses. Kuchizuke, in particular, literally means "press lips against", so no tongue allowed.

>>53427223
>you may get photoed and twittered by random people
なんか怖い

I wanna furenchikisu your buthole

>>53429166
キスとディープキスかなあ

>>53429311
come on!!!

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>>53429201
Your handwriting is okay tier, but your 'か' might be misread as 'や'.
I'd recommend you to write them in this way to avoid misreading. Pic is related.

>>53429311
4chanにいる奴はみんなうんこの後ケツ拭いてないよ

>>53429201
まゆゆ可愛い

>>53429311
I will fart as soon as your lips touch my butt. Enjoy my scent.

>>53429201
Looking good.

We call French kisses "tongue kisses", straightforward.

>>53429441
Please make me a new haircut with your fart

ちゅーとベロちゅー

>Furenchikisu
That's how babies are made I heard.

German Speakerさんへ たすけて!
FBでケルンの事件について
Ich unterstuetze euch Deutschen
と言及したら,
Da wirst du aber Probleme bekommen, die Nation is gespalten.
と返された。
これどういう意味?irony?

>>53429304
Is there any particular reason why these words are no longer used? Seems strange that a word describing a common action has been completely supplanted in common parlance by another word from another language.

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오버니삭스... ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

>>53429440
まゆゆじゃないですけど

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>>53429601
>common action

>>53429440
He's not me

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>>53429103
身長は?
>>53429147
かもしれないなじゃなく ブタだろ?
>>53429166
舌をどこまで絡ませるか。
とはいえ、゜多くの場合に、キスは善戯なので、思いっ切り舌を絡ませているけど。

>>53429601
Archaic words fall out of use all the time, nothing special. I'm no linguist and have no idea what the correct answer is. If I had to venture a guess, though, I'd say it's because of the Taisho, Meiji, and post-war obsessions with everything western. I'm pretty sure the same thing happened (fully Japanese word replaced with gairaigo) with a few other words in the bubble period, but can't recall what they are at the moment.

>>53429599
まぁ、ある意味でたぶん本気でしょ。あの人の感覚は・ドイツ人の憧れははっきりじゃなくて、1つより反対かもしれない。
>>53429601
>common action
hmmm

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>>53429679
>gf
>never ever

>>53429751
182cmです

>>53429785
穴マン

>>53429601
キス or ちゅー is easier to say than 口づけ
simple

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>>53429679
>>53429770

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>>53429879

>>53429378
Thanks for advice

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>>53429879
イノダフェル

>>53429770
thanks
who is あの人?

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おはよう

今まではどう?

大学に行きたくない

>>53426730
can I sleep on your butt?

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ㅠ ㅠ

>>53430864
大学ぅ?俺なんてな
今卒論執筆中だけどな
明後日提出で
4万文字で
今1万文字しか書けてねぇんだぞ!
しかも明日も普通に講義だよ畜生が!今2時で講義は1限からだぞ!「どう」じゃねぇぞオラ!

>>53430975
sorry we cannot understand you
pls write in Alphabet, kid

>>53431033
くそわろた
俺の学校も明日提出だけどもう出したわ

>>53430975
You look good with a skirt

>>53430864
好きな音楽を聞きながら大学に行こう
大学にいる間は何か楽しいことを考えよう(ご飯何食べようかな、とか帰ったらゲームしようかな、とか)

>>53431353
I know, but the girl in the picture is my girlfriend and not me lel

>>53431033
ネタや下書きは十分にあるのか?
話すように淀みなく書いてやっと間に合うかどうかの文字数じゃね?

>>53431033
不倫してるんですか?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e53GDo-wnSs&

>>53432421
耳がぶっ壊れた

Who's /earthquake/ here?

How do you think of Japanese people posting 4chan? If you were Japanese, do you post 4chan even though there are some Japanese bulletin boards such as 2ch and 2chan etc on the internet?

>>53432630
Had a small one last week.

>>53432664
idiots
they only want to fuck white gaijin girls
haha pathetic losers
most Japanese posters here are almost as stupid and retarded as the weeaboos hahahaa

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>>53432664
>How do you think of Japanese people posting 4chan?
I think they're really cute and sugeh, but I think they tend to a miss a lot of sarcasm and irony in posts.

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>>53432630
Always paranoid because of the supposed 10.0 earthqauke we're due for

Feels good to have a girl willingly sit next to you man

>>53432610
え、なぜ?
ボリュームの事?
それとも、ただ気に入らない?

>>53432751
>>53432803
>tfw will never experience one

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このアニメは面白い?

why are you guys learning Japanese? It's a totally useless language only spoken by some island koreans that are racist, xenophobic assholes.

>>53433114
ANIME
N
I
M
E

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>>53432664
>Japanese people posting 4chan
I'm glad they're here, since I don't really have an alternative way of direct communication with many Japanese people at once, but I often have questions on Japanese culture and traditions.

>If you were Japanese
D-don't pour salt on my wounds

>>53433276
Are you a girl?

>>53433114
I'm not learning Japanese, but if I were, it'd be to impress girls.

>>53433359
No.

>>53433114
Ich würd lieber aus dem Faden verschwinden
Die Leute hier sind einfach nur Versager und um sich abzulenken lernen sie japanisch weil sie denken eine Japsin abschleppen zu können
Größere Untermenschen als in diesem Faden wirst du sonst nirgends auf 4chan finden

>>53433276
Which part of Russia do you live? I guess there is almost no Japanese if you are living in small town.

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>>53433425

>>53433276
Just want to say that this picture is often taken out of context.

The gaijin in there is infamous for being a massive asshat who harasses people at Tsukiji and grabs fish with his bare hands and does all sorts of retarded shit.

"Get out" is reserved exclusively for him.

>>53433492
Have you ever seen a sea?

>>53433548
Not from my house!

But yeah, I've travelled.

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>>53433492
You're so far away from everyone else.

When was the last time you even saw a foreigner?

>>53433492
How do you live there? How much is your internet cost? How do your parent react if you confess them that you are interested in Japanese?
Sorry for these many questions.

>>53433610
She is in middle between you and us.

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>>53424476
This is fukitsu right? what does this mean?

>>53433546
I know, just memeing, lad, don't worry.

>>53433610
Depends on what you mean by a foreigner.
Tajiks and Azerbaijanis? Almost every day I go out. Japanese people? Never.

>>53433732
Just live, really boring, cold, polluted.
15 bucks a month for (nominal) 100 Mbps (80 Mbps on speedtests though)
>>53433854
>she
Where are you all getting it from?

>>53433492
Are you ethnically Russian?

>>53433854
When we all meet up, we should go to her house and abuse her hospitality.

>>53433955
Looks like ふもっ

>>53434031
I talk about this too much, for some reason, but no.

私は韓国人の女の子を見るたびに私の心は狂います。韓国のガールフレンドを取得するために私を助けてください

>>53433955
Sounds made by Ponta-kun, a character of Full Metal Panic. I don't know a meaning of it.

>>53434145
だったらどうして日本語を勉強した?

>>53434020
>Where are you all getting it from?
まゆゆ is girl's name.

>>53433955
負物?賻物?
負物ーーdebt?
賻物ーーI can't explain...

>>53434270
I see how this might be confusing.
But I'm not a girl.

>>53434229
私は日本語を話しませんが、私は私のガールフレンドのために韓国語を学びます. 日本人は私が在日ガールフレンドを得るのを助けることができます

>>53434145
助けてあげる
韓国に行った方がいい
このスレでポストしない方がいい

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>>53434172
forget the pic

>>53434327
Are you sure?

>>53434327
Penis is welcomed.

>>53434389
私はすでに韓国にチケットを予約しました
しかし、おそらくこのスレッド内の人は私のガールフレンドになりたいと思っている女性の韓国の友人を持ってい...

>>53434346
えぇ?なんで本物の韓国人彼女じゃなくて在日彼女がほしい?

>>53434327
I guess you are an AKB fan?

>>53434094
I don't know about other people here. I just don't know anything about Siberia... except that it's cold.

>>53434684
限り、彼女は、韓国に見える韓国語を話すように韓国料理を調理し、私は彼女が好き激しいです

>>53434091
so its も I mistook it for き but I think it's a つ instead of っ since there's no consonant after it.

>>53434172
So it's an onomatopoeia? and It's fumoffu.

>>53434290
Probably a sound not a literal word.

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>>53434094
Because it's interesting. You're a rare breed.

>>53434894
ma coquine

>>53433492
http://jp.channel.pandora.tv/channel/video.ptv?ch_userid=codeno001&prgid=50347584&categid=32494729&page=2&ref=ch&lot=cthum2_1_2
Do you know this tv program?
This is a Japanese tv show where a Japanese man who can't speak English and Russian well is left at Irkutsk, Russia, and let him go back his home in Japan by himself. On the other hand, a Russian woman is left at Nigata, Japan, and let her go back her home in Russia by herself. The departing point of the Japanese man is the Russian woman's family home, and the departing point of the Russian woman is the Japanese man's family home. If she/he arrives their family home earlier, she/he is a winner of this show.

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>>53433610
I have never met another person outside of my state.
>feelsbadman

>>53434855
If it's from fumoffu it's definetly っ
ふもっ isn't really much different from ふも

>>53433732
>How do your parent react
Forgot this one
My mum was interested in Japan before me, she liked some Japanese bands when she was young, we had cassette tapes with Boowy, The Blue Hearts, X Japan and probably all Akutagawa Ryunosuke that was translated into Russian. And my uncle was a huge Asian films buff, mostly "specialising" in Hong Kong and Taiwanese police films, but also with some jidaigeki and yakuza films too.

>>53434172
ポン太じゃなくてボン太

>>53435002
I didn't know that
is it one episode? I'll download it and watch later

>>53435002
That actually sounds like a really interesting concept. I wonder what it's like to try and speak to someone who doesn't even speak the bare basics of your language.

>tfw no subs

>>53435206
The show has 4 episodes.
You can watch them here. (4 episodes from the bottom)
http://youtubeowaraitv.blog32.fc2.com/blog-category-804.html

I love it when my girlfriend tells me jokes but I can't understand Korean.......................

hey nippons
why suicide rate of our country is so high? I mean, Japan is 1st world, why people do suicides?

>>53435726
countries*

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maybe I will die without a girlfriend if I'm so obsessed with korean girls
maybe I should try and date german girls

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>>53435726
Lots of pressure and few outlets for it.

Like a little teapot whose spout has been plugged.

>>53435300
>I wonder what it's like to try and speak to someone who doesn't even speak the bare basics of your language.
You can experience it in rural area of Japan.

>arrive the airport of Japan
>want to go to Tokyo, but take a train heading to the wrong direction
>not notice because all directions are written in rune moons.
>arrive final station, and notice you are lost.
>ask someone for direction
>get 'aww! gaijin!' reaction
>can't do anything
>die

>>53435937
will never happen because everything is in english on the signs

>>53435924
>lots of pressure
what pressures? work? bullying in schools? no money?

憂鬱を凌ぐために、ピザを買った

デブすぎる

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no way haha

>>53435726
Some jobs require people to work very long time. You may be required to work even Saturday and Sunday.
In this situation, minds of people go wrong, and they finally commit suicide.

>>53436136
I dont think that it can be a reason for killing yourself

>>53430704
The guy who replied to you

>>53436209
People with a broken mind tend to think that a death is the only way to be saved. You don't need to worry about situations after your death even tough you have your family.

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>>53436050
I don't believe it's an easy subject to summarise without being reductive to the point of error. Lots of factors are at work:

>young japanese people now no longer enjoy guaranteed "lifetime employment" with companies after graduation, although the Japanese model of education hasn't changed a great deal to accommodate this - people are expected to become employed upon graduation, and commonly can't find steady work
>japanese people are more conscious of the shame their actions bring on themselves and their families than in the West, and suicide was traditionally seen as honourable (Catholics who commit suicide go to Hell), or being seen as cowardly
>dissatisfaction with life - salarymen often feel like they are built for one particular job, and when they no longer want to do that job, they find it hard to imagine what else they can do. What are you supposed to do when you can no longer do the one thing you've been doing for the past 30 years?
>conformity is greatly encouraged, moreso than in the West, people are more scared to be different and thus often put up with an unhappy life following what others do
>stress of the japanese education system and great competitiveness

I don't know how to weight these factors, but I've heard these discussed a lot.

>>53435726

Japanese tend to don’t want to get others into trouble, because it's
embarrassing thing. We take it all on oneself, particularly the male. So suicide rate of Japanese men is so higher than women.

>>53436050

they work like 6 days a week as worker drones, 10-15 hour days, then they have to be yes men to the boss and go out drinking and do forced socialization on their off time.

most japanese males aren't getting laid either, and japanese women don't pay any attention to them

their life is fucking miserable

Easiest way to commit suicide?

>>53436702
but suicide is very egoistic thing
dont they worry about their relatives?

>>53436702
Most of the suicides in Japan are the elderly and male. Japanese women have world's longest life expectancy.

>>53437023
yamanote line

English teachers in Japan what do you do to hide your erections?

>>53437097
tuck it between the asschecks while flaccid and secure with tape

>>53437097

>being an engrishu teacher in japan

Enjoy being a token white monkey babysitting little brat kids and their parents who hate you for $1200 per month. I bet a Lawson convenience store worker makes more money than an English teacher in Japan these days.

No wonder Japanese women avoid English teachers lol

hello
this I will go to korea this year
do you believe in me?
http://strawpoll.me/6511696

>>53436470
>conformity is greatly encouraged
>japanese people are more conscious of the shame their actions bring on themselves and their families than in the West
I hate that.

>>53437039
>Most of the suicides in Japan are the elderly
Really? That's unexpected.

>>53437208
You get to see Japanese schoolgirls though?

>>53437137
What is the erection is just too tsuyoi?

>>53437225
Where is the "fuck off" option?

>>53437225
you already know the answer

>>53437097
In what situation, does an English teacher get boner?

Is mayuyu a メス豚?

>>53437262
It can't get too hard because the blood flow is hindered

>>53437028
>but suicide is very egoistic thing
Exactly, Japanese religions teach the worst thing you could do to your parents is to die on them. You will fall into hell and then you should wait by carrying stones is the hell of riverside until your parent dies.

>>53437350
cute japanese school girls, dangling the sandals off their toes and being teases by lifting their skirts just below the pantyline while smacking their lips

>>53437023
go to the USA, and then get shot gun.

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>>53437393
That's interesting knowledge that I will remember, thanks 我が友

>>53437350
When one of your cute students invites you back to her place to watch super-late night anime.

>>53437514
Do they sell a gun to foreigners? Can I buy it like I buy some juices in a convenience store?

>>53437625
no but you will get shot trying to buy one, eventually killing yourself in the process

>>53437625
no there's a good documentary about the US and they say you can't buy a gun if you're not american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWNsTkogfLU

>>53437664
Tell me a place where I can get shot.

>>53437757
Arrive at the airport and start screaming crazy with your cock exposed.
You will get shot by homeland security.

>>53437370
He's a Russian guy, not a 雌.

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>tfw no cute imouto

>>53437837

He could do that in Japan

>>53437837
My penis is not the one that gives scares to people because of the size. No matter how I say crazy things, people will allow me because I have a cute penis.

>>53437953
But they won't shoot him

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>>53437939
>tfw no qt Kazakhstani falconer gf who rides horses across the vast and unforgiving Steppe

ブルーハツのアルバムを聞いた。好きだった。みんな、元気?

私は障害者の韓国のガールフレンドが欲しいです。一方の腕や脚は..私の夢の女の子が押さ自殺で良いです。私は彼女が私に怒って取得したいです。私は韓国の女の子より良い生活をしたいです。

>>53438285
>tfw you fuck enemy's girls in your yurt after conquering their country
feels good man

>>53438585
>tfw you fap to your enemy's most famous female celebrities after shitposting about them on the internet
g-good feels

このスレッドが死んでいます。私は韓国の女の子について考えたので、私の陰茎は難しいです(笑)

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Eroge can be very educational

私は彼女の黒い髪の韓国の女の子と精液の顔をなめるしたいです 2bh

I will make

>>53439411
please cum on my boicunt oppa

>>53439288
>Playing Eroge
Why don't you use your Japanese language skill for better way?

>>53439487
Like what?

>>53439487
Like what? Flirting with other boys in Japanese thread?

>>53438440
ブルーハーツいいね!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45qbzucrKpk

>>53439726

>>53439726

>>53439726