I often see people on /int/ arguing over which country has the worst tourists.
As someone who has worked as a tour guide throughout Hawai'i for the past 35 years, I can safely say I've dealt with countless tourists from just about every country on this planet. I hope I can give my opinion, formed through much much experience on the 5 worst countries.
Not too bad overall I suppose. Tend to be pretty loud but have a good sense of humor. Often come in loud annoying families and are terrible at following directions.
They just don't listen. They continue to blabber on in slavspeak and won't give a single damn about what you're saying. Then when it comes time to strap into a zip line or get on a canoe, they'll tend to slip-up and injure themselves.
I don't know what separates them from other Scandinavians, but while Swedes and Finns tend to be fantastic tourists, Norwegians don't seem to live up to this. They seems unable to comprehend enviromental dangers. I worked for a mountain bike company that drove people up a mountain to start, I never had a Norwegian customer that was able to realize that it's cold in top of a mountain, despite their climate and is telling them countless times to pack warm clothes.
This country has escaped from view the to its low number of tourists but they're terrible. They listen and do what they're supposed to sure, but they complain more then any other country. I don't know why they leave their country because apparently it's perfect. Complain about what you're doing, complain about how you're doing it, complain about all the equipment, complain about the free food, complain about the weather. If it is existant you can guess the Swiss are complaining about it.
Loud, messy, obnoxious, never ever tip (Europeans do tip), smelly. Every meme about them is true, lotter in the middle of nature reserves and shit everywhere. I had a guy get his ass kicked because he shit in some sacred pools important to the native Hawaiian culture
What about Britbongs?
brits are the absolute fucking worst tourists. Now, I realize that most of them are low-class scum, but what amazes me is that even adult brits are getting extremely pissed on cheap booze and doing obnoxious shit like regurgitating and lying on their piss.
I started working in the tourism indusry from when I was old enough to hold a broom, but yes I suppose I'm getting there.
Not much else to do in my free time.
Sure sure. Tend to be pretty quiet and keep toc themselves, but nothing wrong with that.
Yep tons of hue surfers come in and bring their big-bunda wives.
Don't really get any ghetto brs so you tend to be fine
I make a habit of asking people's countries.
I can tell Americans would be terrible tourists in high culture places. For Hawaii they are the default.
I thought we were good tourists because we're usually rich
Yeppppppppppppppp. I'm on Maui which is the center of the hawiian-japanese population. Street Signs here are written in English with Japanese characters under them, little markets selling Japanese goods are on every corner. Ramen houses and sake bars are huge. At any given time you can head to the local center and see Japanese families performing traditional activities.
Seriously this island is literally a weaboo paradise.
You own all the hotels.
They're fine. I get a proportionally large amount of Dutch on snorkling trips for whatever reason.
Same as Americans.
Coming from a tourist country the best tourist would be those who don't even come they just send their money directly to us.
Just shut up, don't ask annoying questions, don't do weird things and give us your money.
You must have been lucky with us then, cause we have a tendency to become unbearable once we leave Sweden.
Vacation is one of the few moments of our lives where we can drop the stiff charade and let loose.
It usually ends up with copious amounts of booze and literal apartheid of whatever resort we inhabit.
No idea what would make us act differently on Hawaii than on the Canary Islands or Malta.
The Swiss are the same everywhere. They're just butthurt their entire country is full of graffiti, Africans and it costs 20 Francs for a beer. Make them feel at home by committing murder then covering it up, raiding their bank accounts and giving them a load of pointless rules to abide by.
>mfw when an american thinks 15°C is cold
it's good that you don't work in the tourist industry, people have told me about amazing customer service and nice employees in Croatia and a faggot like you don't seem representative of that