/brit/

bowie was a hack

>>53422941
she gay lmaookkooo

talking to a westernised asian girl with a good taste in fashion lads haha what am i

new thread, new me :)

>crying over someone you don't personally know

What kind of cuck shit is that? Feel sad, sure, but full out crying? Man the fuck up pussy, we're about to enter WW3 in the next decade, how do you expect to survive if you're going to be such a cry baby.

>>53422941
>cara blowing the fuck out of east asians again
Yeah I bet she does haha

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SMETH

>>53422941
when do you sleep

We should let incompatible refugees into this country to go around raping people because we already have rapists here, and we don't discriminate with what type of rapists we have!

>>53422980
wish you'd stop talking to my ex gf 2bh

When someone says you need to get out more, what do they mean?
Get out of the country?
Your house?
Your bedroom?
Your routine?

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GREAT thread

>>53422992
hehe no my dutch friend i am going to cuck you 'ard

>>53422985
Bowie was literally never talked about on here except by some autistic weeb yank about two years ago.

Its hilarious.

my fucking jaw is killing me lads reeee

What can I do with my life?

I'm 23, NEET, have about £260 and just want to do something. Anything.

I'm so sick of doing nothing day in, day out.

Ideally it would involve leaving the country but I'm open to anything really.

>>53422961
DESIGNATED

>>53422985
I'm so glad all the SJWs and special snowflakes will die in WW3

I'll probably die too but it'll be worth it if they die

>>53422990
4-12

>>53422980
>westernised asian girl

Which kind of asian?

Brits think your talking about hairy indians.

But to everybody else, asian = chinks, japs, koreans

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>brag about how many members the labour party is gaining
>all the morons who joined 5 minutes ago vote for corbyn
>labour will now disintegrate in a huge mess

why are leftists so retarded? why do they put emotion before logic?

>>53422997
get outside of your basement and socialize with people

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good lads

maisie

>>53422997
get out more lad

>>53423035
the ones that don't shit in the street and have hair on their cheeks

>>53423031
Backpacking is cheap as fuck.

>>53423018
I talked about him and Cornwall did too

>>53423032
WHITE WOMEN RAPING PLACE

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>>53423018
>if it isn't mentioned on /brit/ then it doesn't exist

>>53423018
>there is no world outside of /brit/

bet this is literally true for some of you

>>53423035
you just answered your own question

>>53423040
>socialize
fuck off yank

>>53423029
stop sucking willys then

>>53423018

Why would you talk about him on /brit/, it's full of 16 year olds who actually listen to korean pop music

>>53423054
How so?

>>53423029
gearning, lad?

>>53423035
>Brits think your talking about hairy indians.
Only poorthern cucks tbf

>>53422961
Shitface

>>53423059
ROTHERHAM

>>53423080
it gurning you fucking retard

>>53423077
Because you just bring a camping set and ask farmers to pitch your tent at the bottom of their field either for a small fee or a gift.

>>53423104
say it to my face cunt

>>53423109
>for a small fee or a gift.
or do chores for them 2bh

I'd honestly rather have Lemmy back than Bowie.

>>53423039

because humans aren't robots

>>53423071
reee

>>53423080
I've like sprained my masseter or some shit. I can barely chew on my right side hahaha ffs

>>53423086

Yeah right, it gets annoying when i use the word asian and almost always brits would think im talking about poo in loo people.

>>53423109
I don't think I'll get very far with 260 quid though mate

>>53423129
couldn't im GURNing

I will cry when Morrissey dies

looking forward to firewatch more than any other game 2bh

>>53423137
cool opinion man :-)

was unironically browsing dick rate threads on /soc/
not even gay
haha

Poleaboo fucked up yesterday
Possibility of him getting arrested again this week

Will start looking for jobs again today and do another mock theory test, up to 38/50 correct

Worried I might have shipped off my memory stick when I sold Arkham Knight on ebay

Freezing lads

I can barely type my hands are so cold

Only wearing a tshirt though so it's my fault 2bh.

>>53423171
Go away Grandad

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can't believe he's dead lads

>>53423154
>fly somewhere with easyjet/ryan air or take the ferry to mainland europe and get a second hand bike or start lifting, plenty of poeple do it 2bh

>>53423070
>being a yank is a bad thing
they rule the world, britbongs don't. I learnt "English" from American media, not British, and I speak with an American accent like most non-bongs do.

>>53423154
My mate went backpacking in Slovenia with 200 quid for a month.

>>53423188
>going on /soc/
smdh tbqh lad

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hell be fine

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>>53422960
>>53423137
>My dad molested me when i was a kid and he liked Bowie

>>53423171
oh fuck off m8

>>53423208
fuck off Sven

>women in hollywood should be paid the same as men

I hate this meme. actors get paid based on how much money their name is expected to bring in at the box office. if women can't generate as much revenue then it's the public that decided that, not some evil old white executive.

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>I like The Smiths but Morrissey is a dick

>>53423208
>being cucked by the seppos
just another cucked swedish post nothing to see here

>>53423223
Dad was in prison all my life being the degenerate Scot he was.

>>53423202

I'm too numb to cry. I might take the day off work tomorrow and sob.

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>if women can't generate as much revenue then it's the public that decided that, not some evil old white executive.

>>53423104
why the fuck would you be that mean to me? you ever met me irl? no, no you fucking haven't. i'm a perfectly nice, reasonable, and kind human being and you just throw you're vile, rude, disrespectful comments me online like i'm some sort of fucking garbage bin. you think it's fun being me? you think it's fun to have your only social interaction performed through an image board, huh? huh, mate? you think it's then fun to have that thrown right back in your face? like im fucking excrement? less than excrement? like i'm so fucking voiceless, docile dog you can burn with your cigarette lighter?
don't you dare ever respond to me again with another bitter, outcasting, cruel sentiment, you fucking flaccid penis.
*gets up to leaves*
*falls on a banana peel*
*grabs the table cloth for balance*
*table cloth gets ripped off the table*
*plates and vases shatter everywhere*
*an object is in free fall, rotating and rotating*
*it's getting closer*
*impact*
*it's on my face*
*it's a pie*

>>53423256
yeah just like all footballers should be paid the same no matter how much more talented or famous they are compared to everyone else
makes loads of sense :-)

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>>53423208

Are you a qt swedish twink?

I haven't cried in 5 years at least. Often I will feel like I should be crying, but the tears won't come. This morning I woke up to a text from my mother about Bowie, and my instant reaction was to put Space Oddity on. I lay there in the darkness with it blaring from my crappy phone speaker, and by the time it got to 'this is major Tom to ground control' tears were streaming down my face. I went downstairs to find my dad had put Ziggy Stardust on the record player just sitting dead eyed on the sofa and I gave him a hug.

>>53423304
haha alri ed

>>53423304
what kind of pie lad? sweet or savoury?

Really sick of the dutch and yanks in this thread

>>53423031
Backpack around Europe, pretty sure there was a guy who did it for free last year, that or start selling brit food to expats in America

literally doing a poo and posting from my phone
hi
whats up
hello

>>53423325
faggot

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>>53423208
>I speak with an American accent

>>53423325
I hate this meme

He was an old man who died and you never met.

>>53423031
get a job

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>26
>overweight
>no job
>no car
>live at home
>single

>>53423339
when you coping your iphone lad?

>>53423279
what for?

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>>53423376
>I speak english

>>53423425
not the same auscunt you think it is lad haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpS4a-LaTg
SJWs ruined Star Wars.

>>53423427
Smuggling

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>He was an old man who died and you never met

>>53423208
>I speak with an American accent like most non-bongs do.
don't know how this could surprise anyone americans are literally (besides brits) europeans trying to speak english for the last 400 years

>>53423357
Those two things sound great.

Although I have no idea how I'd do either of them.

>>53423208
i cant fucking stand the american-swedish accent. the only person i know (thankfully) who has it here is a literal fucking faggot who's too proud of being swedish (despite it both being a shit hole and him being of lebanese heritage).

fuck your stupid, ugly accent

>>53423443
haha awkies. so this isn't jordan? you the one that helps me with tinder then?

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>>53423415
same but at least I have a job to buy drugs and toys with

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How do I achieve this look?

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bowie was a pedo

>>53423358
*plop*

hehehe

>>53423471
no I don't really converse with you matey

to be fair i never gave a shit about anyone dying before but this morning i did lie in bed listening to heroes feeling a bit sad

>>53423481
1. buy the clothes in that picture
2. wear them

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>People are still not understanding that people get sad when someone dies. To the point where they are getting angry about it because they can't relate.

HIGH levels of aspergers right now

>David Bowie is dead

>>53423481
buy those clothes and wear them lad. pretty easy t b h

>>53423415
All me apart from 23 and not overweight.

rate me lunch
>tuna sandwich x2
>mince pie x2
>banana
>handful of blueberries
>hula hoops
>pomegranate juice, tall glass of

>>53423441
Le francais est supérieur à l'anglais peh garcon

>>53423487
paul jones knows whats up

>>53423513
There's been sad and then there's crying. I was sad, I didn't cry. I am laughing at the people crying.

>>53423520
theres also a small refrigerated plum in there which i forgot to mention

>>53423520
>hula hoops
>mince pie

ya blew it

10/10 pomegranate juice that shit is delicious

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>>53423471
>complains about ugly accents
>Australian

>>53423461

I had a professor who everybody thought was British but was actually from Belgium. You only have a noticeable accent if your a southern european shitskin who doesn't bother to change it.

Most swedes emulate the american accent since its easier but a lot of middle-class girls there try to copy the British one.

>>53423520
Careful you don't explode fatty

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>led zep, the who and bowie used to pass around 13-14 year old girls and drug them up and fuck them

>>53423510
not yet haha

*throws you my card*
*its blank*
*throws you an invisible pen set*

>>53423578
at least the australian accent isn't some abhorrent concoction of the nasally american accent and feminine swedish accent

>>53423415
enjoy heart disease m8

>>53423579
most flemish people don't have a harsh accent which makes it really easy for them to speak other languages 2bh bit jealous
i can't for the life of me not sound dutch

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>backpacking

joelene joelene joelene joeleneeeeeee
im begging of you please dont take my man

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>Why no, m'lady, I'm not sad at all that an important artist has died!

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>frontpacking

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>David Bowie? Surely you mean David Noncie!

>Leaving your house
>Ever
Wew

>>53423674

>fudgepacking

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>Some would be mourning on a day like today, but not I. I am far too emotionally sophisticated to shed tears for a man I have never met. Look at these uneducated fools crying for an old man whilst thousands die every day

not sure why people care so much about people being nonces and doing drugs

>>53423751
>muslim taxi driver gave a free ride

clearly lying

>>53423751
Bizzaro Rasheed.

you know what's shit? yanks are going to be waking up soon and finding out about david bowie and then they'll proceed to shitpost about it just like you brits did when you woke up

>tfw David Bowie shagged Mick Jagger

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>"Yes, I'm a manager of a packing factory"

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>>53423800
>yanks are going to be waking up soon
don't remind me

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Reminder

>>53423487
Who was a groupie in the 70s and slept with several pop/rock stars, look her up she's clear jailbait

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>Legpacking

>>53423782
Clearly you are a traitor, not supporting our troops regardless. Perhaps you should go back to your own country, you will be happier there.

>>53423854
What the fuck are you on about?

Taxi drivers don't give free lifts you fucking idiot

lads, do you know what year it is?

>>53423800
>yanks wake up at 2 in the afternoon
lazy ragamuffins

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>What the fuck are you on about?
>Taxi drivers don't give free lifts you fucking idiot

>>53423415
Haha same m8 exept :
>23
>have job (on £28k per year)
>have car
>have gf
>live with gf
>go to gym with gf
>both in shape of our lives

>>53423880
You're a dense cunt.

He clearly saw the lads stump, or the lad talked to him about it.

>>53423906
1992?

>>53423626
Only Svealanders sound feminine, not the rest of us.

>>53423578
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VnXjSauVZk

>tfw no bf to listen to Bowie with and cuddle and wipe each other's tears away

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Who else is going to die in 2016? I reckon some pop poof wil an hero in order to become immortal

>>53423919
I just got up lolol

>>53423880
actually muslim drivers often do. islam as a religion preaches generosity and love for your fellow man. You obviously have a pre-existing hatred of muslims and thus I have to assume you're a racist. go back to /pol/, please.

>sugar tax
they avin a fucking giggle?

because it worked so well for tobacco

>>53423961
your cunt of a queen

>>53423526
Great, but swedistani has always and will always be irrelevant

>>53423256
We are rational men, we understand this. Good luck getting the world to understand. it's shit tbqh lad

>>53423929
Literally me
We both lost weight over the holidays because we were moving out and were between gyms but we're both getting back on it now

>>53423957
iktfb :(

https://youtu.be/lHKjf1y_wsw

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>your cunt of a queen

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Oh we can be heroes,
just for one day...

>>53423977
>because it worked so well for tobacco

Yes it did

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racists out

>>53423957

gayyyy

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>your cunt of a queen

>>53423559
this tbf, I read the headline, said damn, gave my best wishes and all and moved the fuck on

>>53423579
Actually Swedish people are taught at "posh" English accent
T. My brother in law from upsalla and literally every Swedish person I've ever met

>>53424045
Yeah I know

>>53424005

turned it off within seconds

>>53423961
Ozzy most definitely.

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>>53423997
>>53424000
*sighs* they're waking up again lads

>>53423800
>8:57
>Going to be
lol look at this fucking autist who doesn't know how the world runs

>>53424036
>>53424048
i count these as yous btw

>>53424043
Hitler fed a nation. Is he a good boy too?

Waheyy, Yanks are back haha, well I'm off then lads, see you all tomorrow about 10AM :D x

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>racists out

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>i count these as yous btw

>>53424119
west coast yanks should still be asleep

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A new day a new start
>memoirs of a JJB manager

>>53424135
gn lad tbf smdh

>>53424001
Honestly it's the best form of motivation anyone who has a gf should go to the gym with her, literally makes getting /fit/ fun

There used to be a poster who posted bowie everyday last/ years ago

wew lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7Fka3EbtYc

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If i was good looking i could wear anything i wanted ffs

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>>53423997

I am dreading the death of the queen, not because I care, I hate the royals, I will just be disgusted by the robotic outpouring of grief. Our country will shut down for multiple days of mourning, for funerals, for coronations, and other stupid bullshit. She is not an icon through force of merit, personality or talent, but pure accident

>>53424186
Yeah that yank that used to post karen?

>>53424166
No, they're waking up now actually. Westcoast shitposters may still be asleep, but even then only the non-dedicated ones.

When I was a 100% dedicated shitposter I remember I would actually wake up at about 6:30 and shitpost on /int/ until maybe 3 AM, then repeat

Did this for maybe 4 months then I had to slow down

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>I am dreading the death of the queen, not because I care, I hate the royals, I will just be disgusted by the robotic outpouring of grief.

>>53424185
Those who train together, stay together

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>>53424187
>Milo Yiannapoulos

fux sakes ed u cunt u stole that banana peel bit FROM ME

im going to finger that /mu/ girl right NOW to get u back!!!!!!!!!

>>53424188
Hahaha, you ugly twat!

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>I am dreading the death of the queen, not because I care, I hate the royals, I will just be disgusted by the robotic outpouring of grief

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>Those who train together, stay together

>>53424259
You mean the best cultural production from the UK this decade?

>>53424262
>ugly
you mean he's a fat cunt, being ugly never stops anyone from wearing anything

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>>53424262
senpai baka im insecure don't say that la

>>53424233
interesting

i'm a full time shitposter and i usually get up well past noon

you yanks are weird

>>53424005
disgusting

simpsons inbetweens are so good

>>53424259
4chan mentioned within 2 minutes

>>53422985
My mum literally cancelled her holiday and called me crying today. I feel so sorry for her boyfriend, who paid for the holiday. Poor fucking sap

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>I am dreading the death of the queen, not because I care, I hate the royals, I will just be disgusted by the robotic outpouring of grief

>>53424187
holy shit these guys are still alive?

used to watch woody in mw2 days, feels so long ago

>>53424298
Well I took it way too seriously. It was my most autistic phase of life. I had a schedule as to when I would wake up, sleep, and what board I would post on.
You could find me shitposting on /int/ all day, and between other boards depending on the hour.

>>53424187
Absolute narcissist

DO THE STANKY LEG

>>53424323
i just cant wait for the bantz tbf

>>53423956
håll käft din jävla känguru

>>53423999
WE WUZ AND EMPIRE N SHIET

>>53424198

this desu

Which Linux distro should I install?

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>>53424315
>cancelled her holiday
>boyfriend payed
That's why she cancelled it

>>53424396
The one that comes with a free fedora

>>53424396
ubuntu

I post purposefully autistic and edgy things in the hope that somebody will respond to it with a rare fedora that I can add to my collection.

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If you could transform into anyone in the world, appearance only, who would it be lads? your personality stays the same and no one notices that you lost 200 lbs haha the person that you transformed into still exists btw just you look like them x

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>>53424363
i dont think I will feel that sad about the queen's death until I come on /int/ and see the whole world making fun of us

>>53424338
you ever post in >tfw no gf threads that used to be common here? most of those were mine, i put that on my resume

>>53424396
arch

early afternoon bass

https://youtu.be/kGGVDFhbaJk

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>reading Sara's twitter

When are we gonna ban the hijab?

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>>53424233
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That has got to be the most tragically hilarious thing I've heard all day

>>53424414
linux distro that comes with a fedora?
well funnily enough there's one called
gentoo

>>53424414
https://getfedora.org/

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>>53424450
>reading Sara's twitter
>ever

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>Well I took it way too seriously. It was my most autistic phase of life. I had a schedule as to when I would wake up, sleep, and what board I would post on.
>You could find me shitposting on /int/ all day, and between other boards depending on the hour.

>>53422941
I think most Japanese men would not interested in her. White taste is shit desu.

Fucking hell what if the queen lives to be 110

>>53424440
of course. If you remember a shitposter by the name of "Prosecutie" that was me. I accompanied very extremist pro-Russian posts with images of Natalia daily for 3 months and argued with any anti-Russian sentiments incessantly.
>>53424467
It's only 9 AM

>>53424513
Charlie would probably be dead then lad

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dubs he's next

roast vegetables and feta cheese with couscous

>>53424500
but lad did you know that Cuba has the best health service, highest literacy rate and low unemployment????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*likes UNILAD fb page*

>>53424563
faggot

The Queen's dignified widow phase after Prince Phillip dies will be based

another rich white man who croaked

this made my day even better

Throughout this period, there will be a massive, hysterical outpouring of public grief. It won't just be sombre dress and a minute of silence at sports games — it'll be a punch to the gut of the national psyche. When Princess Diana died, the public turned out in their tens of thousands to lay flowers outside Buckingham Palace — by some estimates as many as 1 million bouquets were left.

A memorial appeal raised £20 million. People queued for ten hours or more to sign memorial books. "Everything closed, saturation TV coverage, no one at work" on the day of the funeral, recounted one witness to the BBC (despite it not being a national holiday). There were "scenes of unbelievable grief," said another: "It was as though all of these people had lost someone incredible dear to them and their emotion was genuine. It worried me hugely — especially after days of mounting hysteria on the streets of Kensington, people walking into the road blinded by tears, etc. — people appeared to be losing their grip on reality." The Guardian's Jonathan Freedland writes that many Britons felt "forced to close their shops or cancel sporting events on the day of the funeral, lest they feel the rage of the tear-stained hordes outside."

Given the Queen's stature, and how intrinsically she is woven into the fabric of modern Britain, it's likely there will be even greater public mourning for her passing.

this finance lad on BBC Impact is absolutely whacked out on coke or something

>>53424596
*likes the LAD bible fb page*

Done a 147 if anyone is interested:

>>>/sp/64838228
>>>/sp/64838228
>>>/sp/64838228

>>53424611
Chang

>>53424603

mate i had to make something with what was in the fridge, my mum is a fucking vegetarian

>>53424596
*mentions you and 4 other lads in a comment*
*only receives 3 likes*

>>53424631
*likes the sports bible*

>>53424631
*unfriends you*

>>53424615
is there a chance of the queen abdicating before her death? like if she lives to be 110 or some shit

>>53424611
Rasheed

>>53424646
>my mum is a fucking vegetarian
what a good lass

still, it's easy to make vegetarian food that isn't faggoty

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me hanging form the nose

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>charles will read koran verses at his coronation

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Every able bodied British male is moving to America or Canada.

Welcome to all.

>Charles is literally a gay Muslim cuck

>>53424711
>charles will read koran verses at his coronation
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2853638/Koran-read-Prince-Charles-coronation-says-bishop-Critics-attack-proposal-accuse-Church-England-losing-confidence-traditions.html

>Creative act of accommodation

>>53424705
ugh, delete this please

*retches*

>>53424762
You forgot to post a fedora

>>53424744
I am planning to move to Burgerland desu. Things are getting serious with my Yank gf and we've talked about getting married so I can get a green card and live over there with her.

>“Eight to 10 million are still on their way,” the minister, Gerd Müller, told Bild.
http://www.politico.eu/article/angela-merkel-domestic-security-crisis-cologne-refugees-debate-criminals-protests/

It's over lads, Europe is literally dead. The Germans did it again. It's unbelievable.

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>>53424510
haha good banter lad

>>53424824
Germany have never been relevant. Ever. And so they resort to destroying everything

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goalkeepers will defend this

>>53424824
literally how hasnt Merkel been outsted

>>53424705
*Sucks you from the nose, rolls you around mouth and swallows you*

mmmmmmmmmmmm :3

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Don't want to get up lads
Don't want to face another day of living

>>53424860
>soccer

Fuck off yank

>>53424705
you little S N O T

>>53424824
that cannot be real

>>53424824

merkel surely has to go down in history as more evil than hitler?

Syndicalism will be the next big thing.

I guarantee it.

>>53424860
pretty good post haha

>>53424911
Theres actually two posts in that picture you retard

I hope I get to die peacefully

>>53422999
These are some nice golden globes XDDDDDXDDDXDDDDDDXDXDXDXDDDD

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>>53424866
>>53424893
Her poll ratings have gone up.

>>53424955
imagine being a firefighter trapped in a burning building, could you think of a worse way to die? i can't.

>>53424893
There are only 10 million ethnic Germans in the age range of 20 - 35 as it is. That is the same age rage as the vast majority of the migrants. It is a literal ethnic cleansing. She is genociding her own people. This is insane. I literally cannot believe this is actually happening.

Like... I can't understand how she can do this and sleep at night.

>>53424977
lies

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>>soccer
>Fuck off yank

>>53425005
beating mauled to death by a dog?

>2016
>Leave the EU
>Turf out all the fugees
>Act hostile to the Muslims that are here, let them know they must integrate or leave
>Some convert and become good secular lads, most leave for mainland Europe, extreme ones leave to fight for ISIS
>Turn back the boats
>Watch Europe burn

>>53424977
tends to happen when you import more voters

>>53425005
Being put in a brazen bull

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazen_bull

>>53425005
dieing to a moose's grunting aggressives sexual advances

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TELL ME WHY

>>53424977
Literally plunged to their lowest ever

Epic!

Got turned down for the right hand man position for being left handed

fucking disgusting

>>53425005
drowning in indian sewage?

>>53425107
fuck off TB

>>53425028
I don't think that would be as bad, at least you have a chance of escaping that. Even if you escape after being burnt you might die from infection, and if you don't, it'd be so painful to have your wounds cleaned daily.

>>53425125
Is he dead yet

>>53425011
germany

needs the people, and the cheapa wage cos it's like full employment atm, she thinks it's gonna be dece i think

>>53425140
and you cant escape from a burning building?

>>53425154
soon

>>53425154
I thought he had cancer? What's he doing alive?

>>53425125
i dont get it

>milk is murder is an actual thing

https://twitter.com/hashtag/milkismurder

>>53425011
>It is a literal ethnic cleansing. She is genociding her own people.

And this why you'll never be taken seriously

>>53425058
alright.. that's probably worse.

>>53425155
Then give everyone in the Ukraine the right to live and work in Germany

>>53425140
nah but say you definitely die cos thats the test, actually you are right porbably burning would be shit

>>53425203
milks pretty bad dude, if you have pets you should give it a lil think ;) i still eat meat not tryna be preachy or anything but milk is really like sad and bad for animalds and the environment

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>>53425105
>>53425012
>lead down by 0.3% from the election 2 years ago
>Greens (literal communists) have increased their vote

LMAO

the gf said she's not sucking my willy again until i wash it
should i dump her lads?

>>53425168
Yeah of course it's possibly but you'd probably get really burnt.

>>53425215
How is it not? She is replacing the Germans with Arabs.

>>53425203
It is pretty bad what they have to do to cows to get that much milk tbf

>>53425277
No one is being replaced you idiot

>Wake up
>2 BBC breaking news notifications on my phone
>Shadow minister has quit
>DAVID BOWIE HAS DIED

Wew, actually in shock desu

>>53425274
thats what the suits are for lad

>>53425203

Vegans are fucking idiots

>>53425274
possible*

anyone remember that david bowie bloke lmao
wonder how he's doing these days, is he even still alive?
was trying to find out whether he is but can't find any information on the topic

>>53425299
who has even ever heard song by david bowie? he's a dinosaur

fucking hate piers morgan lads

id like to dedicate this one to a musical legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws

>>53425258
>>53425282
They're fucking animals. Wind your neck in

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bought the gf a kimono lads

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>>53424968
wahey XDDDD

>>53425350
Pleb

>>53425350
i bet we've all probably heard one at some point
not that i could name any