/brit/

good edition

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maisie

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crayon pop

Which /brit/ is the right /brit/?

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maisie

>>53425560
No

>page 3

Do what must be done janny.

normies?

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our nige

no gf

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>>53425628
our maise

concierge? where is the concierge?

>>53425663
>UKIP unironicaly think they can attract northern voters with this

Lmao

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>>53425675
tfw she will never wrap her legs around me

I spent £2500 to fly to amsterdam first class.

didn't really seem worth it in retrospect

we cornwal diked

>>53425675
fucking normies and their fashion

>>53425700
she might one day

Lmao @ people who still get sad when people die. I have transcended primitive human emotional states like fear, regret, sadness. I am evolved. I do not feel the need to express emotion as it is not logical. What is logical is that emotion will be expressed if I cannot find the discipline to contain myself.

>>53425702

you memeing or what lad?

>>53425702
That's like a one hour flight you mong
First class is for long haul flights

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>>53425724
hopefully

>>53425735
cyka

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>>page 3
>Do what must be done janny.

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>>53425699
:^)

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>I don't see a problem with replacing a nation of white people with syrian rapists

>>53425702
absolute fucking mong
it's not even a long flight and you can get tickets for like 40quid
think of all the weed you could have bought with that

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Friendly reminder that Merkel's lead is absolutely solid.

Europe will be a mixed race, multicultural utopia and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>53425776
>second places

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

bluepill me on australia lads

>watch friendlyjordies

haha good joke eh you can have it

Thinking of doing a cheeky triple murder lads.

>>53425713
That's festival gear you spacker

>>53425699
Northerners are getting over it tb h

4chan's definition of cuckolding
>Allowing something to happen that is beneficial to someone other than you

tumblr's definition of rape
>Having something happen that is beneficial to someone other than you

>>53425810
have alerted the Italian authorities about this post
you won't be commiting no murders today dolmio

>>53425699
to attract northern voters like me they need to just be a little more overtly racist. i always voted BNP but they're a bit of a joke these days

>>53425805
fuck off spic

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>>53425791
>tfw there will be a race war in my lifetime and the european qts will flee to my country

>>53425735
no

>>53425746
yeah

>>53425785
it's only a weeks rent on my apartment in chelsea anyway, no harm done

has anyone ever got in double for downloading films or games?

>>53425834
This desu

>>53425834

alright famm, say no more.

>>53425833
Nope. I messaged my Northern mate who is extremely racist if he liked UKIP and he went on a rant how they are thatcherites

>>53425849
they aren't even a party anymore

>>53425844
That is really mean onestamente amico mio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8

pretty spooky

>>53425872

Your own mum doesn't even like you, what makes you think our women will?

>>53425834
interesting. interesting

>>53425834
Excellent satire

>>53425885
Yeah got put in the nick for emulating Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral town on GBA

Has anyone read UKIP's manifesto though?

It's literally just spend, spend, spend. And they plan to do it by taxing the big businesses like Corbyn wants.

They just add on the Australian immigration policy to attract the Rorke's

Nobody gave a shit about david bowie when he was alive

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>The earliest (documented) Christian knowledge of Muhammad stems from Byzantine sources, written shortly after Muhammad's death in 632. In the Doctrina Jacobi nuper baptizati, a dialogue between a recent Christian convert and several Jews, one participant writes that his brother "wrote to [him] saying that a deceiving prophet has appeared amidst the Saracens". Another participant in the Doctrina replies about Muhammad: "He is deceiving. For do prophets come with sword and chariot?, …[Y]ou will discover nothing true from the said prophet except human bloodshed".[5]

>>53425834
Symmetry is always nice.

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>>53425791

Anders will save us

>>53425947
ur a funny guy
>>53425949
>actually consideirng memekip

>>53425949
>They just add on the Australian immigration policy to attract the Rorke's
And, you know, fix all of our problems

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>>53425949

>>53425912
Lazurus pits are things that are used to bring back the dead.

very spooky

>>53425949
I thought it was a load of unfunded tax cuts

>>53425913
ill have you know i have 2 dads and both moderately like me

>>53425949
rorkesheed

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i don't know what this WebM is

Hello.

Would say I'm the David Bowie of /int/ desu

>Creative
>Innovative
>Bisexual
>Handsome
>British

I reckon we should get a word in the dictionary this year lads

Any suggestions?

i vape. any fellow vapers here?

>>53426023
alrigh

>>53425913
the gun to their head lmao

>>53425980
How will it? Benefit fraud is tiny so adding the 5 year waiting list will do very little.

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>>53425978
>not considering (You)kip

>>53426023
hello~

>>53425949
It's just an opportunist party trying to ride the wave of the big immigration scare the UK is going through right now. Most of their supporters were probably never gonna read their manifesto anyway let alone understand the implications behind it.

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average day in russia lmao
>tfw no police tanks

https://twitter.com/thewildestsea/status/686535502418309120

Why is an Italian here? Someone tell him we don't have any lunch breaks

>>53426055
>main policy is leave the EU
>everything else is just ad hoc nonsense that makes no sense

the EU is pretty dank ngl

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>not born rich

LIFES NOT FAIRRRR

business idea: we all become vegetarians, and then when all the meat farmers die in poverty, we break into their houses and steal all their stuff

>>53426095
>Yank
>No police tanks
As if, anyways, give it a year or two and a handful of riots in major cities.

Jennifer Lawrence.

Why the fuck is she making 60 million a year when there are people making 20k a year in this country?

Don't dare bring up "she worked for it!" yeah no shit but janitor at my uni works harder than her & sure as hell doesn't make 60 mil a yr.

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>buy some Norse Projects chinos for an absolute bargain, 60% off
>they come rolled up and are stitched that way, way too short
>undo the stitches and de-hem them
>now perfect length

lads

>>53426110
Nothing worse than SJW's googling someone's past, looking for """problematic""" shit before the body is cold.

>>53426187
>She worked for it
I don't even think so, how did she get discovered?

https://twitter.com/lilmissagitated/status/686527982761066496

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>>53426139
>EU is pretty dank
reeeee

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>>53425959
hmm

>>53426196
>undo the stitches and de-hem them
pls be in london

>>53426110

>some cunt in the comments unironically using the term triggered

triggered desu

>the real problem in this country is classism not racism
>feminists don't talk about classism because they're all middle-class upper middle-class

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>>53426187
>the current year
>being a communist

bit ded innit

>>53426187
Well it's not like Gabriel Weinsteinberg's shriveled, foreskinless willy is going to suck itself now is it?

>tfw one of the guys from geordie shore is a millionaire

>tfw people actually watch and support that shit

The number of people who label themselves libertarians despite being conservatives/advocating closed borders is beyond me. You're confused.

seasons is literally the only mode on fifa which isnt scripted heavily

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>you will never be part of a warrior culture

>>53426223
>iphone commie
yeah nah, this is satire

chinamen are evil af

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?? are u slut shaming a 13 year old ?? for having sex with an adult man ?? that ?? is ?? rape ??

>>53426249
feminist by construct probably don't have to talk about racism either? feminism is about gender lad

>>53426212
i understand what you mean when they find a blogpost of someone saying nigger like 8 years ago and using that against them, but being a rapist is actually pretty bad

>>53426249
tbf they're mostly white as well but they make up for that by taking every dark dick they can

haha you lads remember a few hours ago when we were all at each others throats? haha

https://twitter.com/SputnikStory

@SputnikStory

Word slinger Intersectional Feminist Cat Fondler Anti-Theist Sun Worshipper Findomme She/Her

>sun worshipper
>shes a pagan

>she doesnt know that pagans would spit on her for her views

Fucking hell find some of these commie girls on twitter so peng
The fact that they're commies somehow makes them more attractive even though I hate commies
Don't understand desu

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>>53426249

>>53426334
hahahaha good times
*pats you on the back just a little too hard*

>>53426276
lot of Libertarians in the US flocking to Trump completely baffles me too lad.

>>53426305
I am talking about the community of feminists.

>>53426347
>he doesn't worship the sun
\[+]/

>>53426365
*turns to my group of mates and does a face which illustrates "your mate?"*

>>53426349

here's another sara, better looking but still scottish unfortunately
https://twitter.com/sara_maxwell

>sershlad

>>53426225
reminder that this man unironically prefers pakis and niggetty nogs from the commonwealth to hard working white christians from eastern europe

>>53426395
don't even know if you can tar them all with the same brush, i dobut oy read that much feminist literature or talk to that many feminists.

not defending them, just striving for accuracy.

>>53426249
This
Fucking hate how "socialism" has become about race and gender not about wealth

do people outside america actually use twitter?

>>53426334
ummm? do i know you?? hahaha, get away from me FREAK

lemayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv5j6QYRBTg

>>53425702
kek

>>53426440
that's not really the point of his argument

you can stop people from the commonwealth coming, but you cannot stop peple from europe coming

>be nonce
>be born in to rich family
>go to private school
>go to oxford(despite getting bad grades)
>get cushy high-paid civil servant job despite being incompetent
>get REWARDED and PROMOTED despite being INCOMPETENT

why is this allowed

>>53426470
haha GOOD JOKE MATE *boxes the air* YE MATE YE MATE YE MATE

>>53426308
That's the whole point tho. They didn't care until he was dead and then they go digging around. Everyone knew Bowie and Jimmy Page had sex with that 13 year-old for about 50 years.

>>53426249
sara is that you bb?

>>53426451
it's because they realised they can't actually do shit to rich white bankers, so they started whining about every white person.

>>53426435
sara
⭐️ @sara_maxwell 22h22 hours ago

Who wants to pick me up from Edinburgh airport in an hour and a half?? I'll pay in petrol money and smiles

>communist

>>53426443
I respect the old classical feminists. Not these neo ones that are using it as a platform to push their personal beliefs. And don't say they aren't because all of these "feminists" such as Laurie Penn all have impressionable girls flocking to them and they are spouting nonsense making them misunderstand feminism and completely warp it

>>53426478
>This guy hasn't had much education, probably lives on a terrible council estate up north, and doesn't have anyone who gives a fuck about him, or ever had anyone instilling discipline in him.

>He's just a really angry guy who isn't equipped for today's pace. Easiest type of person to hate on, but you'd only hate him if a small portion of you identifies with him - a portion you hate about yourself.


agree with that tbf

>>53426467
It's popular with a lot of kids and SJWs I think.

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Want her so bad

reminder that the gook prick who owns this site still has wordfilters up but not cuck

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>6'2
>handsome
>good body
>healthy
>intelligent
>funny
>sociable
>fairly small willy

Can't work out whether to be grateful or not desu

https://twitter.com/hackpeace_/status/686428522303234048

>>53426528
>old classical feminsts
like who?

>>53426561
would go through her like diarrhoea

>>53426561
do you think i can pass as a white if i have those eyes? i meant they are brown but they are really light brown hehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfSkaKLatUE
>johnny big spuds

>>53426629
if you think eye colour has anything to do with skin colour then you're probably autistic and spend way too long on /int/

>>53426600
Sarah Fyge Egerton

Daniel Defoe

Isabella Beecher Hooker

>>53426600
your mum's an old classical fetishist

*notices your post actually quotes "feminists"*
*isn't phased*

>>53426576
>manlet
>delusional
>narcissist
>shit banter
>tolerated by his ""friends""
>non-existent knob

I'd end myself if I were you

>>53426663
so people from like 300 years ago who were sayng 'women are also human beings'

>>53426658
rassid

>>53426600
simone de beauvoir is all you need desu

anyone here killed themselves? any recommendations?

just watched some gook get stabbed and die on tv lads and felt good about it

what am i like? haha

>>53426698
yeah those nutters haha

>>53426698
I did say classical you utter cretin

>>53426718
Yeah I'm actually dead mate
Just shitposting with my new buddy Davey B haha

Neets/students - How do you make your money?

>>53426436
What about the normie twat?

>select all images with street signs
>you select all images of street signs
>computer says no

go ahead and like comment and subscribe for more funny references haha

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anime

>>53426792
Davey B wouldn't be in heaven. Adulterer. Not saying he wasn't a nice guy. He'll be waiting for judgement.

>>53426799
student here - simple you silly billy just balance work with uni and socialising.

>>53426799
i live with mam lol

>>53426792
>you'll never die and meet the lads you admire in heaven

fuck that'd be 2 good, wish I was religious tbf

>>53426799
by being poor and getting bare grants/bursaries

>>53426799
i dont lmao

>>53426808
subscribed AND liked

>>53426799
Loans

>>53426799
bennies and mum & dad desu

>>53426808
>tfw the gift boxes have gone

>>53426799
Drug dealing

>>53426808
*unsubscribes*

elemo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBuFOTU8e7U

>>53426824
>>53426827
>>53426842
>>53426853
Fuck off JFs

>>53426834
>>53426857
>>53426861
You lads want to know how to make money on the internet from home?

>>53426861
good la haha

>>53426896
>You lads want to know how to make money on the internet from home?

Fuck off poleaboo none of us are stupid enough to get phished by a paki

>>53426896
Do you (have a method)? Do banks hate you?

no idea why lads but I find Ayn Rand incredibly sexy

>>53426861
>>53426899
scum

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>Module on the British state
>Rivers of blood speech is going to be a key point of analysis

Shud b gud

>>53426799
Literally make about 50 quid a week on chaturbate for streaming my wanks lmao

Friendly reminder that if you have a cat or dog, your house is literally coated in their faecal matter.

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just trying on some outfits x

>>53426986
good ideology but lad

Ok lads, how DO I get rich?

>>53426896
wow? rude much?? haha, that guy must be having a bad day, best not be mean to him today.. unironically seems like he's on the brink of killing himself.

>>53427024
Man shoulders

(You)niverse

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>rape "survivor"
>managed to not die from sex

>>53427013
Dont do know harm. I simply supply my close friends who would otherwise be buying off paramilitaries. Would you want my friends support organised crime?

>>53427049
Benders in disguise

>>53426896
quite honestly, all me

>>53426948
I am 100% legit lad and not Poleaboo

>>53426959
Banks love me senpai. Something called matched betting. I earn about £100 a week from it. Not a lot, but a modest income for a few hours at work. It's easy money if you're a NEET or student

>>53427018
Respect

>>53427044
Sorry mate. You can't do this in Australia.

>>53427086
What drugs do you sell?

>>53427016
A poll conducted at the time showed that 70% of people agreed with him, that's why the media goes out of their way to shit on him at every opportunity.

>>53427122
i would not trust this man
t.economy pro

>>53426896
yes please Mr Avon rep!!

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>>53427016
>Being a Politics student

>>53427140
Weed and shrooms.

>>53427153
I wouldn't trust me either.

>>53427122
Let me guess, you used this website? www.savethestudent.org/make-money/what-is-matched-betting.html

>>53427023
i kiss my dog on the lips, a little fecal matter on the toes is worth putting with

>>53427018
wew, how many people watch? How often do you do it?

>>53427172
History desu la.

need a 1/10 gf

glig

>>53427178
good lad

>>53427216
DESIGNATED SHITTING TOES

>>53427220
Lad you're going to trigger the autists that have shit tier memories and cant into history

>>53427164
Not quite kek

>>53427205
It's the same as that. 100% legitimate. Most T&Cs exclude Australia for some reason.

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>right wing warn about something bad happening as a result of a leftist policy
>leftists say they're fear-mongering
>it happens
>right wing say "Ok, lets stop doing that thing"
>leftists say "We must not allow the right-wing to exploit this tragedy, let's carry on doing it"

Rinse and repeat.

>>53426718
yea, see it through, DON'T BE A FUCKING COWARD RAAAAAAA

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>>53427192

>>53427216
Did you know your dog eats other dog's shit?

>>53426799
Inheritance

>>53427217
Most I've ever had was 150-odd watching at once, usually all blokes. I do it for a couple of hours every night but I enjoy it so it doesn't feel like work.

Usually spend a while fondling my cock and bollocks through my undies and stroking my abs, kek, gets the benders all hot under the collar. Then when I've earned about a fiver or more I do a big wank.

lids

http://www.nationalpost.com/m/wp/blog.html?b=news.nationalpost.com//news/britain-is-no-longer-a-christian-country-and-its-time-to-rid-public-life-of-the-religion-high-powered-panel-says

>The Commission on Religion and Belief in Public Life document says:
>"The number of Church of England bishops in the Lords should be replaced with imams, rabbis and other non-other non-Christian clerics as well as evangelical pastors"

shut it down lads, hope australia isn't full

>>53427282
>People who don't care about history are the autists and it's because they have bad memory

>not the cunts who literally can't talk about anything else and memorise every little detail about some ancient war just so they can bring it up in every argument

Most comfy cities in the UK?

>no pakis
Edinburgh?

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Cold out

>>53427216
My dog is obsessed with licking, she'll literally spend like half an hour licking my feet if I let her.

Absolutely qt :3

https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/686446926586359808

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>>53427413
Was Kev talking about the weather or society?

>>53427392
Cambridge

>>53426629
fuck off shlomo

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>>53427392
>Edinburgh
>No pakis

>>53427435
Do we know if Kev is even still alive, and hasn't topped himself?

>>53427392
Edinburgh is nice, not too Scottish and try-hard either.

Liverpool is another surprisingly comfy city, as is Newcastle.

Bournemouth is very nice too.

>>53426629
Do all Israelis get conscripted into the IDF?

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>some old cunt dies
>it's on the news for fucking weeks

Fuck this shite.

>>53426570
to Japs the idea of being a cuck is natural and simply the way of things, he doesn't see it as so bad

>>53427453
>implying the pakis in edinburgh arent fine

most of them arent even mudslimes, the chinks are the real issue in that city

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35280386

>Cologne attackers were of migrant origin - minister

is /pol/ ever wrong?

>>53427472
you should just leave the lad alone desu

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>be vegan
>maintain a relatively healthy lifestyle in older age
>die of liver cancer

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT FABRICATE THIS STORY! VEGAN NONCES BTFO

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>>53427505

>>53427472
He was alive as of 4 days ago

http://www.boards.ie/search/submit/?user=29971&sort=newest

lamo carlos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0YojBzCE48

We can be kings lads :)

>>53427534
Good to see.

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>>53427178
good la

>>53427517
>Look young as fuck until nearly 70
>Brain still working just as well as it was as when he was young, still churning out GOAT albums until literally days before his death

Carnivores BTFO

How long has David Bowie been dead for now?
You can't stop reporting it, there's real news to be shown ffs

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What do you reckon they actually talk about in pictures like this lads?

>>53427451
delete this
>>53427491
yes unless you are one of the 20% of arabs or disabled/autistic/obese/orthodox/mentally ill

>>53427299
you know this was at a Liverpool XI vs Australia XI charity match right

>Lisicki tells us how he's suddenly become a normie
>No longer posts here very often

D-do you think he was telling the truth lads?

>>53427624
I'm telling you, Xi, that pig came onto me

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David Bowie was killed.

Kurt Cobain, Amy Winehouse, Michael Jackson, Hitler, Jimmy Hendrix, Tupac, Biggie Smalls, JFK

ALL POP STARS

ALL DIED AGED 27

>"d-d-durr its just le COINCIDENCE!"

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

WAKE UP

>>53427594
>manage to maintain superficial wellbeing with your millions of pounds as well as bring in talent to ghostwrite your albums for you
>rot on the inside faster than an alcoholic coal miner

Lmao at vegans m8

what are the best 6 in fire red lads

i like using all the legendaries and charizard

>>53427624
"Nationalisation is bad but let your government build our Nuclear power stations. Cheers"

>>53427625
Have you been conscripted?

I just came and some of it hit my face, am i gay now or what?

3rd sin of the day

>>53427689
my grandfather was an alcoholic coal miner and he lived to be 86. not even memeing

>>53427685
It's because 27 is a common age for suicide not just musicians iirc

>people crying over someone they never knew dying

Literally lmao at their lives. I liked Terry Pratchett but I didn't feel like crying over the old cunt.

>>53427715
>nationalisation and foreign investment are the same thing

Lefties everyone

>>53427710
If you have at least the memory of a 5 year old just remember which type beats which

>>53427767

I'm sorry for your loss

>>53427736
yes im 23

>>53427842
you have no sensitivity in your bellend.

I had a shit in the shower once, i picked it up and threw it into the toilet.

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>>53427594
I looks like a literal skull m8

haha /brit/ more like /shit/ lads am i right?

rate my banter please

>if my dad's dad was alive today he'd be 118 years old

mental stuff

>>53427842
Did you get to shoot any Palestinians?

Someone redpill me on swedish cucksheds.

>>53427685

no, but seriously, cliff richard had jill dando and cilla black killed

>>53427842
my uni lecturer used to be an Israeli soldier through conscription and said he hated it so much he left the country, renounced his religion (I believe) and has become an anarchist of sorts, he's pro-palestine etc

how is it?

>>53427887
Unironically did the exact opposite once

>>53427894
Rated

>>53427894
0/10
repeating the same thing over and over is yank '''''''''''banter''''''''''

>>53427906

>dad's dad

You mean your granddad

which types beat which on pokemon lads

Pee'd in the shower for the first time today
Fucking disgusting nonidea why people do that

>>53427818
France and China will invest in a station and ship over their workers to build it.

We will be in debt to China for 50+ years.

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>You go back to her and i her go back to black
hardly subtle there

>David Bowie dies
>he never found out if there was actually life on mars

Bloody useless yanks and their billion dollar probes. What good are they?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v--IqqusnNQ

hungry

>>53427906
bit weird
are you like 40
how old was your dad when he had you

>>53427959
there's ways of remembering it lad like 2 birds with 1 stone - Ground is super effective against Flying

or try and punch a bird, it's hard - fighting is not effective against flying

>>53427995

eat

Just signed on to Universal Credit.

Turns out it's so much more work than Jobseekers Allowance. You need to spend 35 applying for jobs.

I'm pretty sure there's not enough jobs out there that i'm suitable for to warrant 35 hours a week worth of application.

>>53428028
cba to go shopping :c

>>53427959
water and grass for the first gym mate don't bring any electric

>>53428010
granddad: 1898
dad: 1949
me:1990

>>53428036
Then they'll send you on work experience for 35 hours

>>53428025
rock is super effective against flying
flying is immune to ground (because they fly)

>>53428046

stay hungry then

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>>53428036
You need to start matched betting m8

>>53428079
oh yeah shit, ta leaf

>>53427912
no i was in a job with papers and computers
>>53427927
its not terrible
i could have been born in syria now that will be terrible
that teacher sounds like a pansy

>>53428025
>try and punch a bird
hehe, will defo remember this

>>53428053
>legendaries
cheers pal

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Lanklets to get btfo tonight

some one said I looked like a crack head today.

>>53428053
>for the first gym
depends which game m8

>>53428110
he's a pretty sound bloke Tbf

>>53428121
What's tonight?

So hungry I'm too weak to get out of bed lad shaha

>>53428143

Should have choked him with your pipe

>>53428036
Just make it up lad. Anyone who knows how to use a computer can apply for all the jobs in less than 45 minutes.

Just make sure you have about 6-7 a day even if you haven't applied. They never checked mine.

Even putting down "looked in jobs section in newspaper" is good enough.

>>53428155
>any game which the first gym is not rock/ground type
discarded

>>53427941
what about this

/shit/ more like /brit/ lmfao

>>53428100
pointless nowadays. It was worth it 10 years ago, now the bonus are so restricted it's not.

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>>people crying over someone they never knew dying
>Literally lmao at their lives. I liked Terry Pratchett but I didn't feel like crying over the old cunt.

>>53428121
>those bases made out of Fool's Gold

Pretty tacky.

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>>53428166

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Awards balon D'or

>>53428155
Literally every game has a rock gym first

>>53428166
Balloondor

>getting some pills to help me sleep better

Apparently they're not sleeping pills though desu

>>53428166

Picture gives it away a bit

might buy rainbow six siege

>>53428199
would have been funny if you made the new thread as /shit/
>swedes in charge of innovating banter

>>53428229
*slips one in your drink*

>>53428185
They said they need proof of everything you've applied for. They're taking no shit this time.

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r8, i'm missing a grass type and too much flying i think

>>53428229
Melatonin?

pretty sad bowie is dead, never really felt upset about a famous person dying before

>>53428268
Can't remember what my doctor said they were called now. Might have started with an a. Getting them tomorrow

>>53428262
>having legendaries

Bad lad

Get a gyarados and a raichu

>He never grew out of pokemon

>>53428261
The proof is that you log it on your activity history on universal job match.

>>53428262
I used to hate you, now I hate you even more

>>53428262
fire red or leaf green?
might download an emulator 2bh

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>gyarados